Coo/ck/ing with Ja/ck/ General

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Coo/ck/ing with Ja/ck/ General Anonymous Thu Feb 7 07:33:47 2019 No.11872247 [DELETED]

Post ja/ck/ material

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 07:38:47 2019 No.11872258 >>11872247 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 07:44:23 2019 No.11872267 >>11872258 more like ja/ck/ off

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 07:54:04 2019 No.11872288 File: 30 KB, 600x185, kiss the coo-ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bump for ja/ck/

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 07:55:22 2019 No.11872290

>>11872247
I like Jack. He is a literal retard, but there is something endearing about him. I guess I see him like a child who is really proud of some art project or something, but totally oblivious to the truth that gluing macaroni and glitter to paper is neither impressive nor art. I guess what i’m saying is, I would hang his macaroni art on my fridge if it would make him smile his big stupid smile. I want him to be happy. Jack a good boy and he’s doing his best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:18:13 2019 No.11872338 >>11872247 The dude lost all function in one of his arms because he's so bad at cooking. He can't even make edible food, yet he calls himself a cook.

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:31:43 2019 No.11872385
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(ja/ck/ me up)
ja/ck/ me up inside
(I cant ja/ck/ up)
ja/ck/ me up inside
(jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa/ck/ me)
ja/ck my name and ja/ck/ me from the ja/ck/
(ja/ck/ me up)
ja/ck/ me up inside
(I cant ja/ck/ up)
ja/ck/ me up inside
(jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa/ck/ me)
ja/ck my name and ja/ck/ me from the ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:42:40 2019 No.11872420 >>11872247 >add a filter to your photo >amplifies the signs of diabetes

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 08:50:44 2019 No.11872435
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Yo, listen up here's the story
About a little anon that lives in the Jack world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just Jack
Like him inside and outside
Jack his house
With a Jack little window
And a Jack corvette
And everything is Jack for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:34:07 2019 No.11872716 File: 251 KB, 822x610, SmartSelect_20190206-063927_Mimi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ja/CK/ is our guy. He choked his son, eats shitty food, fucks a fat pig, and plays on YouTube all day. Literally legend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:39:02 2019 No.11872732 >>11872267 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:40:30 2019 No.11872738 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, jackautism.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872247

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:41:20 2019 No.11872744 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, jackbeans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:41:52 2019 No.11872747 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, jackchicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:42:59 2019 No.11872751 File: 233 KB, 666x1101, jackmenu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:44:22 2019 No.11872759 Has the stroke claimed his life yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:44:34 2019 No.11872763 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jackpizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:53:37 2019 No.11872798 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, jacksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:55:01 2019 No.11872805 File: 761 KB, 1148x686, 1528765428366.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this should be interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:58:19 2019 No.11872814 File: 2.85 MB, 1920x1080, mw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a wiens thread now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 10:59:22 2019 No.11872821 >>11872805 I can't wait!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 11:59:57 2019 No.11873113 >>11872738 why is he doing this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:10:32 2019 No.11873169 File: 181 KB, 800x600, 1527683304648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872385 Ja/ck/ed and salmonella-pilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:11:53 2019 No.11873179 File: 884 KB, 960x540, 1518686712472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872814 Fuck off loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:14:22 2019 No.11873192 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, 1534761003171.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine not being Ja/ck/ed

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:16:56 2019 No.11873205 Anybody have any jack webms of him taking a BBB? That stands for big boy bite for Jack free plebs.

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:17:22 2019 No.11873209
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>I love, respect & admire this man more than anyone and he is the closest thing to a REAL Father Figure i've ever had

Jack absolutely blown the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:17:43 2019 No.11873211 >>11873113 He was going low carb, could only eat the toppings. Jack's getting healthy now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:18:25 2019 No.11873218 >>11873209 Jack should have finished the job when he was choking him out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:23:59 2019 No.11873243 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, 1528907994542.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873205

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:26:16 2019 No.11873259 >>11873243 Now I need the Tammy BGB compilation

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:31:53 2019 No.11873289 File: 121 KB, 265x308, 1523133620540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873209

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:36:01 2019 No.11873311 I thought he died. Rip Jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:40:09 2019 No.11873330 File: 153 KB, 516x312, 1547940952555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873311 Ja/ck/'s not dead he was never alive

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:40:25 2019 No.11873331 >>11873209 that dude probably never strangled him before

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:44:28 2019 No.11873349 >>11872747 I also enjoy medium rare chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:54:51 2019 No.11873389 >>11873243 Kek, fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 12:56:03 2019 No.11873401 >>11873349 It's all good dude, he ends up throwing it in the microwave for about 30 seconds to fix that. Jack isn't some two bit line cook, he's a chef.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:01:23 2019 No.11873429 toasting in a jack bread

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:02:48 2019 No.11873434 File: 203 KB, 1064x557, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:10:32 2019 No.11873465 >>11873211 No. He was doing a patented Playing with your Food episode. He was weighing the toppings you dumb shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:19:17 2019 No.11873509 File: 1.39 MB, 2518x1038, 1520093903252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873434 Delete this

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:36:26 2019 No.11873601
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>>11873192
There's something about jack and his videos that make me sick (apart from the food), but i cant quite put my finger on it. Is it the lighting? Is it the cheap paper/plastic plates? Is it the garish neon colored everything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:48:17 2019 No.11873648 File: 1.02 MB, 450x440, 1536992877322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872805 oh shit son that is TONIGHT only thing better than ja/ck/ing alone is ja/ck/ing with the boys. see y'all there

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:50:56 2019 No.11873653 >>11873209 wait.. is this actually jack's son?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:53:34 2019 No.11873665 File: 43 KB, 602x613, 1532683882893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873653 Yessir

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:55:11 2019 No.11873670 >>11873243 I hate that he uses his tongue to scoop his BBB into his mouth. Truly fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:56:06 2019 No.11873674 File: 2.74 MB, 690x450, BigGirlBites.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873259 a very special webm that is close to my heart

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:56:25 2019 No.11873677 File: 472 KB, 500x500, sweating john.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872805 >3400 subscribers Jack's movin' on up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:57:34 2019 No.11873683 File: 1.65 MB, 720x404, 1532467041133.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873205

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 13:58:57 2019 No.11873692 File: 118 KB, 331x310, 1494350233770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873179 "Your opinion is not in the recipe... Mister Wayne!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:02:20 2019 No.11873706 >>11873209 didn't the scalfanis reconcile? why would you cast this much shade on your REAL father just to suck this old man's dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:03:40 2019 No.11873713 >>11873706 I threw him down to to the ground, took him down to the ground

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:05:33 2019 No.11873717 >>11873713 I don't know that if you start attacking your stepmother that you aren't inviting an ass kicking

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:14:37 2019 No.11873764 File: 128 KB, 1280x720, 1548760509723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >boys are back in town Ja/ck/ boy reporting in

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:16:50 2019 No.11873776 File: 2.49 MB, 720x480, cream_cheese_is_hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:25:39 2019 No.11873810 File: 2.63 MB, 1280x720, mw1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873764 I'm primarily a wiens man myself, but I have a special place in my heart with ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:28:24 2019 No.11873822 File: 236 KB, 1280x720, 1526336542417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:40:05 2019 No.11873880 File: 2.23 MB, 1280x720, 1537214672693.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873243

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 14:52:21 2019 No.11873937 >>11873810 Heath Ledger's still alive??

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:02:32 2019 No.11873987 >>11873665 oh shit, so he has two sons? I recently saw the shitty religious rap video that the kid on the far left made, and I thought he was the same one who got chocked out for smoking weed? kek. What a shitshow of a family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:03:42 2019 No.11873990 >>11873810 high as a motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:07:49 2019 No.11874018 File: 24 KB, 1071x179, accurate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873218

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:10:25 2019 No.11874032
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>>11873987
his other son is a successful business owner that is living the life schmoozing with celebs, smoking bowls and banging a never ending cycle of 10/10 thots

Garrett Scalfani is our guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:11:04 2019 No.11874037 File: 21 KB, 632x272, 7662FD15-D603-452D-96E2-2B38C35BDDC7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874018 You probably didn’t see the video where he totally overcooked salmon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:23:14 2019 No.11874094 >>11874032 you think he'll help his lil' brotha's career in christian rap/ panda express? it would be nice if nepotism and success of Jack's sons could lift them all up

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:29:06 2019 No.11874126
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>>11874032
>fat
>smoking weed all the time
>was addicted on some harder shit
>having health issues
>eating unhealthy food
No, nah. He isn’t banging bitches all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:30:27 2019 No.11874136 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, 1547092582042.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874126

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:40:21 2019 No.11874181 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x720, Jack_Junior.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874126 I know a man who can fuck when I see one and this boy has what it takes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:42:22 2019 No.11874191 >>11872763 Why the fuck does he has to stick is tongue out disgusting pug face fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:42:37 2019 No.11874195 File: 20 KB, 469x345, jon9Dr7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873822 >jack owns one of those stealth fighter routers

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:49:12 2019 No.11874236 File: 735 KB, 923x1109, Screenshot_20190207-154547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874032 >>11874126 >>11874181 not exactly good looking but pretty decent for that fat retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:57:52 2019 No.11874291 File: 881 KB, 711x400, mw.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11873990

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 15:59:11 2019 No.11874304 Can we use the occult to help restore Jack's disabled arm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:00:22 2019 No.11874309 File: 768 KB, 722x758, 1523582409680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874304 No Ja/ck/ is a man of Jesus

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:04:27 2019 No.11874329 >>11874304 some guy made a video of a satanic ritual with raw ground beef and mayo surrounding a candle to curse jack a while ago. maybe he could help us reverse it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:06:05 2019 No.11874337 >>11874236 Look at that disgusting gut

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:15:52 2019 No.11874384 >>11873243 who would ever want to see that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:17:43 2019 No.11874393 >>11874236 dude thats prime real estate. hes doing really fucking well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:17:49 2019 No.11874394 File: 1.91 MB, 1920x1080, Jack_sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874384 food fans want to know how to eat well

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:19:43 2019 No.11874408 >>11874394 Well, there goes my dinner. Hes the best diet pill

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:29:54 2019 No.11874462 >>11874032 he looks like a whiter DJ Khaled

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:34:45 2019 No.11874492 >>11872247 10 years ago I used to watch his channel with genuine naive enthusiasm. I even made his bean recipe thing. It was actually really nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:38:00 2019 No.11874502 There is nothing behind his eyes, which is genuinly frightening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:40:21 2019 No.11874513 >>11873776 Card and paper. Thats not how you keep dairy fresh. We keep our cream cheese in plastic tubs with foil lids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:41:26 2019 No.11874515 >>11873764 Middle kid looks like he could be Ramsays son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:42:54 2019 No.11874522 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1535277883292.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874502

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:43:22 2019 No.11874526 >>11873665 That baseball cap really earning its money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:45:50 2019 No.11874542 >>11873706 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:48:20 2019 No.11874556 >>11872744 Nah I made this and its quite nice. Had it with some cold roast chicken and salad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:49:07 2019 No.11874561 >>11874542 he threw him down to to the ground, took him down to the ground

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 16:57:10 2019 No.11874601 >>11874561 based threw him down to to the ground and took him down to the ground pilled

Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:19:42 2019 No.11874702

>>11874542
chef Ja/ck/ beat up and kicked his son out onto the streets at the age of 14 or so because he was smoking weed and getting grabby with his wife.
it was a sophie's choice between your troubled youth son and the morbidly obese hole you fuck, I don't know how many of us can say we'd choose differently.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:23:09 2019 No.11874727 >>11874702 His stepmother I hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:30:08 2019 No.11874762 >>11874191 It's called the snapping turtle maneuver. It's too make sure your prey doesn't get away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:30:31 2019 No.11874764 >>11874727 Yeah his step-mother and he wasn't groping her just pushed her in anger. Ja/ck/ flipped out and went berserk on him and claims he almost killed him

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:31:50 2019 No.11874770 >>11874764 Did he throw him down to to the ground and take him down to the ground?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:32:25 2019 No.11874774 >>11874492 Please tell me you didn't make the baked beans and mayo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:34:43 2019 No.11874786 >>11874770 God damn right he did

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:36:02 2019 No.11874795 >>11874774 >faked means and gayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:42:18 2019 No.11874828 >>11873810 where do you think he hides the bodies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:49:09 2019 No.11874862 >>11874774 Beans, onion, mayo, vinegar. I did it all. A tasty bean salad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:50:39 2019 No.11874869 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1526905512435.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not watch this cursed video

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 17:55:03 2019 No.11874900 >>11874869 Can someone tell me what dish is he trying to make here? A side dish to something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:40:14 2019 No.11875123 >>11874329 wtf thats mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:42:47 2019 No.11875133 File: 939 KB, 720x486, 1530643382317.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:55:37 2019 No.11875171 >>11875133 a sizable cut

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 18:59:50 2019 No.11875185 >>11872267 haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 19:10:09 2019 No.11875228 >>11872267 Sneed XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 19:21:29 2019 No.11875278 anyone got the corndog webm???

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 19:58:45 2019 No.11875458 >>11874828 He lives in Thailand, he just throws them in the river. You can do anything you want in Thailand except drugs. That's where they draw the line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 19:59:41 2019 No.11875462 File: 126 KB, 1024x721, 1516330340217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11874862

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:51:25 2019 No.11875684 Starting in 9 mins!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igylY07yd6k

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:55:01 2019 No.11875698 File: 69 KB, 900x900, 1490498768473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11875684 y'all know me by now, I'm big pappa Jack please watch and support me during this interview as I've supported you all with my food and cooking content. God bless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:56:38 2019 No.11875705 >>11875698 time stamp

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:57:44 2019 No.11875713 >>11875705 Dude I'm on in like 2 minutes I'll give you a shoutout. When I say "this is for nancy", know I'm talking about you. wish me luck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:58:19 2019 No.11875716 >>11875713 big if true, good luck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 20:59:37 2019 No.11875726 >>11875698 Show withered arm wid dimestamp :xD

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:04:00 2019 No.11875742 these faggots are drunk. I'll be dipping quickly. I cannot believe this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:29:52 2019 No.11875855 >>11872338 Chef Scalfani has more culinary experience than you, I would say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:36:53 2019 No.11875877 >>11875684 Is jack wearing a Nike beanie?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:52:03 2019 No.11875933 >When you get big, don't stop helping the little guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 21:57:57 2019 No.11875956 >>11875933 >12 viewers he is helping the little guy, and he helps the yokels around town create youtube channels that no one watches

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:04:02 2019 No.11875974 >Jack completely ignores this guy talking about his dead mother to talk about Burger Wars

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:04:33 2019 No.11875977 How much did cj pay for his channel art?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:14:24 2019 No.11876016 >That was the biggest mistake I ever made on the show - the Yorkshire pudding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:36:24 2019 No.11876101 imagine if stroked out again on camera

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:37:37 2019 No.11876106 >jack prefers german knives weebs btfo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 22:39:55 2019 No.11876116 >>11873465 Actually irrc. he was doing a taste test video, and never took a bite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:00:22 2019 No.11876191 >>11875684 holy fucking yawn

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:03:09 2019 No.11876203 >>11872738 Nothing makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 7 23:09:39 2019 No.11876233 deep lore: jack wears his hat because he's not a chef and doesn't want to misrepresent himself by wearing the big white chef's hat.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 04:16:49 2019 No.11877179 File: 913 KB, 800x388, 1542050976261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ja/ck/-bros...

>>	Sage Fri Feb 8 04:29:28 2019 No.11877203 >>11872290 The difference is that a child is a child; and, jack has to be at least 40 years old at this point and his work is believably comparable to what's expected of children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 04:35:18 2019 No.11877213 File: 154 KB, 1280x720, 1545320049966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872290

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 04:38:09 2019 No.11877216 >>11876233 >the big white chef's hat. If only there was a word for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 04:46:28 2019 No.11877231 >>11873601 It's all of it. A je ne sai quoi if you will

Anonymous Fri Feb 8 06:12:09 2019 No.11877369

>>11873601
To me it's knowledge that pretty much every ingredient he uses has been pre-made/processed or canned. There is so little of actual cooking or freshness. Everything he creates is just so heavy, fatty, sugary and the general idea of it being my diet just makes my stomach turn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 07:01:11 2019 No.11877446 >>11874900 Party cheese salad

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 07:10:59 2019 No.11877459 >>11873179 If i pull that off will you die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 07:42:07 2019 No.11877533 >>11874542 https://youtu.be/NW7JJrqxMv4

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 07:53:26 2019 No.11877548 >>11873810 Flavor is always most present on the fourth bite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 08:01:40 2019 No.11877564 >>11872763 absolute unit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 10:45:19 2019 No.11878022 >>11872247 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 10:59:54 2019 No.11878080 >>11878022 more like ja/ck/ off

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 12:46:42 2019 No.11878526 >>11877459 It would be extremely juicy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 12:49:15 2019 No.11878535 >>11872763 I don't know if there is another human on earth who does as little harm to others as he does that I find so abhorrant

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 13:17:40 2019 No.11878621 >>11878535 His blind how to's are arguably damaging if he's teaching novices and children misinformation for cheap ad views.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 13:21:51 2019 No.11878638 >>11878535 he almost poisoned dozens of not hundreds of people by giving them unsafe cannery tips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 13:43:32 2019 No.11878723 fuck off dumbshits

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 14:49:05 2019 No.11879007 >>11875684 Right off the bat Jack is thanking the moderators. He's a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:42:54 2019 No.11879268 >>11879007 Jack's channel doesn't have comments anymore because some trolls have been chapping his ass with hate and profanity. Not that giving them a shout out out of the gate is dignified but guess he's been enturbulated by it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:52:22 2019 No.11879306 >>11879268 I posted "Looking good, Jack. How's the arm? God bless." on every video and was banned from the channel. He's soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 15:56:03 2019 No.11879321 >>11879306 his bible study channel has comments enabled if you want to drop him a line, see how the ol' arm's doing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:01:50 2019 No.11879340 File: 292 KB, 500x497, 1410346378924.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this guy dead yet? He had a stroke that paralyzed his arm and the next week he makes a video on "healthy" keto bacon muffins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:05:45 2019 No.11879354 >>11879321 Thank you, lad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:09:50 2019 No.11879377 >>11878526 For jus

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:10:55 2019 No.11879388 I cannot believe this guy went so far as to having a stroke around the age of 40. Was it his only stroke, or did he have another one already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:16:15 2019 No.11879420 >>11879388 unfortunately he had some trucker energy drink about 7 years ago that caused him to have an earlier one... oh no

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:18:05 2019 No.11879424 Im predicting another stroke for Jack by 2020 and this time his left arm will be paralyzed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:26:32 2019 No.11879446 >>11873810 I'm compelled to murder this creature.

Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:29:22 2019 No.11879451
File: 298 KB, 1417x797, Screenshot_2019-02-08 Amazing Egg Muffins (Low carb keto friendly) - YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>11879340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuBpgG8VmcQ

Absolute fucking madman.

>it has no carbs, so it cancels out all the oily shit I'm eating

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:29:48 2019 No.11879454 >>11879446 You can try but he will always come out unscathed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:31:37 2019 No.11879465 >>11874236 eugh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:33:10 2019 No.11879470 >>11879424 >Tammy controls Jack’s arms marionette style in his videos

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:49:07 2019 No.11879533 anyone know why his wife launched an ashtray at him? or is that a myth

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 16:50:10 2019 No.11879537 >>11876459 lol jack looks like a tomato cutting little tomatoes haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:36:59 2019 No.11879723 >>11874394 this aroused wink at the end of the video never failed to make my skin crawls

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 17:40:18 2019 No.11879738 >>11874526 pls don't make fun of his physical abnormality

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 18:33:56 2019 No.11879913 >>11872247 Yeah, you can smell the vaporous odor of death surrounding him now even through the screen, not fun at all any more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 18:58:15 2019 No.11879997 >>11874770 He choked him until he got a nosebleed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 18:58:42 2019 No.11879999 >>11873601 no. its the fact that he really doesnt know why he is absurd. Every video he makes is an unintentional parody.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 21:22:34 2019 No.11880583 >>11874394 I find it easier to watch videos of Adolf Hitler than I do of Jack eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 21:51:54 2019 No.11880673 >>11874394 >No woman will ever suck your dick like how Jack eats food. >Jack will never suck your dick. Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 21:55:52 2019 No.11880692 He's really phoned it in on video quality since stroke 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 22:18:35 2019 No.11880760 >>11874869 Aunt Myrna will go straight to hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 22:19:04 2019 No.11880763 >>11874394 Who /bigboi bite/ here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:34:44 2019 No.11881007 File: 1.43 MB, 1280x720, FeedMe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11880763 Me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:42:56 2019 No.11881036 >>11878723 JIDF please. we're all fans here

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:46:13 2019 No.11881048 >>11881007 based boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:49:03 2019 No.11881058 Does anyone know the Jack on the Go episode where he can't figure out the steering wheel tray and throws a tantrum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 8 23:50:59 2019 No.11881067 >>11880760 The lowest pit.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 00:13:28 2019 No.11881136

>>11881058
APORKALYPSE - Hardee's / Carl's Jr - Jack spends 1/3 of his review attempting to attach an awesomely designed steering wheel desk to the sauce mobile. this ultimately fails.

Froot Loops Shake & Steakhouse King - Jack spits his gum into the street while driving. Attempts to attempts to attach his steering wheel tray to the top of his steering wheel while tammy helplessly troubleshoots.

Naked Chicken Chips -- Jack gets a new tv tray that works on his wheel, reveals he gets Taco Bell updates sent to his wrist watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 00:40:47 2019 No.11881233 >>11881136 Thank you so much. Are these synopses on the downwithjackscalfani site or a different one?

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 00:46:36 2019 No.11881253

>>11881233
there's not all that many episodes and if you just look at fast food and then cut it down to parking lot reviews there were only a couple it could be. a lot of On the Go is to sit down restaurants so flicking through for the sake of helping someone jack isn't a problem.
cataloging synposes isn't a horrible idea, but I don't think enough people care to make it worth the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 00:54:11 2019 No.11881274 File: 2.72 MB, 640x360, iNSTANT_POT_BBQ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to Ja/CK/ off

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 00:58:33 2019 No.11881286 File: 1.84 MB, 1920x1080, 1541737315393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never get a chance to sample Jack's "dad cheese"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 01:05:15 2019 No.11881309 >>11881274 This is actually the okay-est ja/ck/ webm I've seen yet. Is he improving?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 01:08:11 2019 No.11881316 >>11881253 You're a better ja/ck/er than me. Truly an inspiration for us all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 01:36:46 2019 No.11881392 >>11874513 It's completely sealed in. The foil is air-tight and vacuum-packed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 02:35:52 2019 No.11881524 >>11881392 That's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 04:51:56 2019 No.11881826 I can't believe he's fucking dead

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:16:45 2019 No.11881868 >>11874236 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:20:36 2019 No.11881876 Right arm of the forbidden one

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:26:32 2019 No.11881885 File: 719 KB, 1160x816, 1463939022878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11872763

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:28:21 2019 No.11881890 >>11881826 I hope they’d bury him with some best sauces for the next world

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 05:30:25 2019 No.11881893 >>11872385 He would call it the BEST barbecue sauce. The guy is such a narcissist, even though everything he does is terrible.

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