How do I cook this rat?

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Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:13:34 2019 No.11861783 [DELETED]

How do I cook this rat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:15:07 2019 No.11861791 Stick in pooper

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:15:14 2019 No.11861792 >>11861783 dude you are so tough and macho for killing a small animal wow such a hunter

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:15:50 2019 No.11861796 >>11861783 Throw it in the trash, make some eggs, just forget about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:17:04 2019 No.11861801 I have a slow cooker and a blowtorch

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:18:02 2019 No.11861804 nuke that sucker in the microwave for 2mins

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:19:06 2019 No.11861807 >>11861804 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:19:59 2019 No.11861808 >>11861804 No microwave unfortunately :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:21:14 2019 No.11861812 >>11861783 >That foot. >The angle of the hand. What even is your body proportions? Skinwalker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:21:51 2019 No.11861815 >>11861808 Then jam it on a stick and give it a nice torchin' and be sure to season it first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:22:30 2019 No.11861816 >>11861812 I'm 6'5"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:28:51 2019 No.11861838 >>11861783 Skin it, gut it, roast it over an open flame until it's brown and crispy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:33:27 2019 No.11861847 >>11861838 I like this idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:34:02 2019 No.11861849 >>11861812 >periods in greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:36:41 2019 No.11861859 >>11861783 In a bonfire until it's ash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 4 22:54:31 2019 No.11861899 >>11861783 ask dinotendies

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:23:21 2019 No.11862166 >>11861812 he wanted both the rat and the gun in the picture so he had to stand weird and ended up in that camera angle

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:24:57 2019 No.11862173 >pick up a couple beers >boil it in 1 >drink the other

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 00:26:24 2019 No.11862176 >>11861812 I'm gay btw and that's my boyfriend's foot, dunno if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:20:59 2019 No.11862605 File: 55 KB, 735x551, A2AF37B7-2AAD-4407-824A-BAFC9E44E9B5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11861783 filthy murdering subhuman much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:28:39 2019 No.11862628 >>11861783 You have to go out and talk to the right NPC to unlock the recipe, and you need a really high Survivalist skill for that to work anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 03:56:29 2019 No.11862691 File: 136 KB, 363x296, 1532227238128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11861783 gib him a proper burial pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 07:29:59 2019 No.11863074 >>11861838 The only way to cook el rato

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:15:23 2019 No.11863193 File: 2.79 MB, 492x200, Demolition man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ratburger. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:17:42 2019 No.11863202 https://youtu.be/XcDfWj3Sek0 Eat his balls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 08:24:31 2019 No.11863223 >>11862628 Made me lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:37:11 2019 No.11864089 >>11862173 This is how I cook chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 12:40:56 2019 No.11864102 If they kept puking blood like that they usually ingested rat poison. Wouldn't recommend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:02:31 2019 No.11864182 >>11863193 He's going to need more than one rat for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:03:39 2019 No.11864188 >>11864102 I headshotted it with a 22. Got some brain in my mouth lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:11:27 2019 No.11864217 >>11864188 If you shot a rat it would legit explode

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 13:17:54 2019 No.11864241 >>11862691 Nah I don't want my dog getting him

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:41:35 2019 No.11864556 >>11864188 Thats a fuckin gamo big cat pellet gun. Dont try n act all cool like you have any real firearms

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:47:08 2019 No.11864579 >>11864241 Fucking cook it already. Wtf are you waiting for? Post when it’s done (that will never happen).

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:54:26 2019 No.11864594 >>11864556 Is it a fucking 22 or a pellet gun? Looks like you're the noguns in this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 14:59:55 2019 No.11864623 >>11864217 not with a .22 go on /k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:04:20 2019 No.11864639 >>11864594 You can get break barrel .22 air rifles. It's the biggest gun you are allowed in my country without a license

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:04:38 2019 No.11864641 >>11861783 make yourself a rat pot pie

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:07:33 2019 No.11864654 File: 2.95 MB, 368x640, 1510539117177.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11861783 The chinese dunk em in boiling water for a few seconds and then the hair comes right off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:51:02 2019 No.11864822 >>11864654 These people need religion

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:51:49 2019 No.11864823 >>11861792 This. So much this. Threads like this make me wonder why I ever left reddit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:58:13 2019 No.11864850 >>11861792 >>11864823 imagine getting asshurt over a fucking rat

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 15:59:53 2019 No.11864852 File: 2.94 MB, 696x528, 1521922495409.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864823 >>11861792 kek, no normal person would even blink pulling the trigger on a rat

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:02:17 2019 No.11864860 >>11864823 You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:05:11 2019 No.11864869 >>11864823 >>11861792 go back you fucking niggers. Do you see that? Do you fucking see that?? It means NOT WELCOME.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:11:04 2019 No.11864887 File: 274 KB, 600x737, 13-The-original-Ronald-McDonald-1963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864869 forgot pic

>>	La'Shon'Tayrelle Jackson(...) Tue Feb 5 16:14:11 2019 No.11864897 >>11861792 >dude you are so tough and macho for killing a small animal lol. Rats are vermin you lame american liberl faggot cocksucker. fuck, you americans are lame

>>	La'Shon'Tayrelle Jackson(...) Tue Feb 5 16:16:04 2019 No.11864906 This is why the phrase "white left" is used as an insult in China. lol Fucking white liberal faggots get triggered by a fucking rat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:20:02 2019 No.11864926 >>11861792 Why are white americans such cowardly pussies? No wonder why white women all lust over manly niggers & shitskins over lame white faggots. eeeek! omg! he killed a mouse!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:27:52 2019 No.11864957 >>11864823 Kek. Well baited.

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:34:29 2019 No.11864992
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>>11861792
honestly this. a rat dude? That is like a colossus bragging about killing a small peasant. Wow dude you used a gun to kill a little rat? Tough guy eh? That is like using a rocket launcher to shred a piece of paper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:38:45 2019 No.11865014 >>11864992 That would also be cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:43:49 2019 No.11865041 >>11864992 so he should have used a rubber band betwix his fingers and shot a toothpick at the rat instead? How many toothpicks you reckon he would have to impale the rat with before it was dead for sure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:49:05 2019 No.11865066 >>11861792 This. Who kills a tiny rodent using an oversized weapon and then brags about it? OP's insecure as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:53:41 2019 No.11865091 >>11865066 >brags about it How do I cook this rat? >quit bragging

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 16:54:32 2019 No.11865095 >>11861783 If you had killed it with another method I wouldn't have minded but wasting bullets when you can just make traps is dumb. You're literally blasting diseased blood out into the open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:32:08 2019 No.11865224 >>11861783 Traps are so easy, cheap and infinitely more sanitary. You're the kind of person who deserves rats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:35:16 2019 No.11865238 >>11861783 you dont

Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:43:20 2019 No.11865281
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>>11865224
>>11865095
>Sees rat
OMG a rat!
>Catches it in a bucket
WTF do I do now? Stab it?
I have an air rifle, but that's just dumb. I should go down to the store and buy a rat trap and stick that in the bucket with the rat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 17:46:28 2019 No.11865295 >>11864852 I wouldn't waste the time shooting a rat, you can't eat them, and they make a shitty pelt. Just set up traps and properly insulate your shitty fucking house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:42:03 2019 No.11865554 File: 275 KB, 680x697, GO BACK TO LEDDIT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864823

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:43:41 2019 No.11865562 >>11865281 >WTF do I do now? Stick bucket in freezer. Or, add water to bucket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 18:45:54 2019 No.11865572 >>11861792 1000% THIS You are a man's man op

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:26:14 2019 No.11865722 >>11864852 Why is she crying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 5 19:35:03 2019 No.11865753 >>11861792 this, OP probably stole his dads gun and In some beta male power trip killed a small animal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:27:33 2019 No.11867319 File: 617 KB, 480x360, Fucking jews.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11861792 >>11864823 >>11864992 >>11865066 >>11865572 >>11865753 Niggers, the lot of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:44:14 2019 No.11867340 File: 5 KB, 216x171, 1540522654255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11864823

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 04:54:59 2019 No.11867354 >>11861792 You are getting a bullet between the eyes one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 05:09:22 2019 No.11867385 File: 28 KB, 680x360, 1514511034580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11867319 Oh no you didn't >Post made by California Gang

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 10:52:42 2019 No.11868043 >>11864823 go back to plebbit. it's vermin, you weak-willed shithead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 13:38:07 2019 No.11868642 >>11865554 >>11868043 >>11864860 >>11864869 >>11864850 >>11864852 why are you this stupid anons? It must be hard, I mean with that little intelligence you probably have problems with tying your fucking shoelaces.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 13:39:08 2019 No.11868651 >>11861849 >greentext get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 14:04:20 2019 No.11868748 File: 65 KB, 487x815, 1549170682722.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess there really are girls on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 15:29:35 2019 No.11869040 Rat burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 15:30:53 2019 No.11869045 >>11861783 Feed it to chickens, then eat the eggs they poop out

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 15:34:39 2019 No.11869060 >>11864182 Rat slider, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 15:36:55 2019 No.11869070 >no pics of cooking the rat Fake and gay.

Anonymous Wed Feb 6 16:40:23 2019 No.11869244
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>>11861783
>brag about bullying the weak and small
>No balls standing up to the tougher things

It's really easy to spot the insecure Americans, it's pretty pathetic if you think about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 16:42:48 2019 No.11869253 >>11865562 >Freezing a live animal is better then killing it instantly I hate killing animals but you are just a bigger dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 6 16:50:37 2019 No.11869286 >>11865562 I think that may well count as Animal Cruelty you sadist.

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