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rate my breakfast

>> No.11854298

thanks/doc

>> No.11854300

>>11854297
Go away

>> No.11854301

>>11854297
0/10, needs sausage or bacon

>> No.11854303

>>11854297
>avocado

Post tits

>> No.11854305

>>11854297
What's in the cup?

>> No.11854313

>>11854305
strawberry + kiwi + banana + coconut milk

>>11854303
i'm a dude

>> No.11854367

>>11854297
Looks nice anon.

>> No.11854369

>>11854313
Post chesticles

>> No.11854370

P gay desu

>> No.11854374

>>11854313
did i fucking stutter?

>> No.11854375

die commie tranny

>> No.11854385 [DELETED] 

>>11854297
Meaningless black peppers on 'cado/10

>> No.11854389

Needs buttet and Cheese and coffee and more eggs 1/10

>> No.11854722
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>>11854375
fuck you jevin
i bet you can't even tell which nazi officer this is based on

>> No.11854737

>>11854313
>coconut milk
R U Bgun?

>> No.11854749
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>>11854297
looks bland

>> No.11854761

>>11854297
Looks fine.

>> No.11854807

>>11854749
i added some ketchup after the photo was taken

>>11854389
i had coffee before, and that grilled sandwich has cheese in it

>>11854761
thanks

>> No.11854818

>>11854297
too much food/10

>> No.11854841

>>11854297
Very boring. Not sure why almost everyone overcooks their eggs these days.
>inb4 i like them like that
Sure you do...

>> No.11854893

>>11854297
you forgot the halapeenos

>> No.11854915

>>11854297
Pretty decent op. Could do with a few sausages or bacon

>> No.11854917

>>11854297
Extremely boring

>> No.11854923

>>11854722
why r u being rude to me

>> No.11854933

>>11854297
2/10
Eggs are over beaten.
Toast looks like you cooked in an open fire.
>avacados on a plate
Drink looks good.

>> No.11855050

>>11854297
How much weight are you trying to gain?

>> No.11855103
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>>11854297
nice plate of absolute cholesterol

>> No.11855111

>>11855103
>1960's "science"

>> No.11855120

2/10 for no skill involved in making it

>> No.11855135
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>>11855111
LOL, wacky 60's people, they don't know a shit about science, I mean look at how healthy are americans today.

>> No.11855192

>>11854923
fuck off namefag

>> No.11855205

>>11854297
Show bobs

>> No.11855225

>>11855135
now this is some surface scraping boomer levels of cherry picking

>> No.11855239

>>11855225
any more "trigger" words you wanna add?

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>>11855225
whoops!

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>>11855251
What the fuck.
The scale on the X axis is retarded as fuck. Worst use of "statistics" ever.

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>>11855287
ahhh! *sips avocado latte*

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>>11854297
i had something similar except:
>i push hashbrowns in my scrambled eggs
>i just ate the avocado like a savage w a spoon and didnt slice it up
>yogurt instead of smoothie
>tea
ur bfast looks far more aesthetic, esp that smoothie

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>>11855103

>> No.11855852

>>11854737
>eggs in the photo
>cheese in the sandwich

>> No.11855857

>>11855251
>>11855135
>cholesterol causes obesity now

>> No.11855990

>>11854297

breakfast looks gangster, OP

what kinda keyboard is that?

>> No.11856222

>>11855103
>>11855135
>>11855251
>>11855294
The sugar industry is why people are fat
there's refined sugar and corn syrup in practically everything now
All because people got scared of fat, ironically

>> No.11856230

>>11854297
I literally could not eat this without hot sauce. Eggs and avocado both need it.

>> No.11856262

>>11854297
Pretty damn good. Would eat.

>> No.11856326

>>11856222
>All because people got scared of fat, ironically
Nope. It's because we started heavily subsidising hfcs production making a sugar so ridiculously cheap, processed food manufacturers put it in everything. What earthly reason could there be to subsidise a product that literally causes high rates of obesity and disease in your own citizens? Really makes you think.

>> No.11856364

>>11854297
What keyboard is that?

>> No.11857136

>>11855852
>what is vegan cheese
>what is vegan egg substitude
Are you assuming her veganism?

>> No.11857967

>>11856326
When increasing obesity rates started becoming an issue, fat was used as a scapegoat. The factually incorrect "eating fat makes you fat" narrative was pushed heavily. Processed food manufacturers responded to the public's concern by marketing their products as "low fat". However, removing fat from food makes it taste worse and unsatisfying, so these companies increased the amount of sugar used in their products so they would still be palatable to the masses. In reality, excessive sugar has been the problem all along, and fat content is a non-issue. Major food companies have been known to put a lot of money into subduing the truth about sugar, and the unhealthy amounts that they add to their products, because if the general public became aware of this it would be detrimental to their businesses.

>> No.11857993

>>11857967
same with gluten

>> No.11858149

>>11854297
hipster/10

>> No.11858555

>>11854297
based, having pretty much the same but without the smoothie

>> No.11858568
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>>11854313
>i'm a dude

>> No.11859017

>>11855135
they're wearing slimming fabric designs so they're probably just as fat as the ones on the bottom but you just can't tell.

>> No.11859019

>>11854297
Wheres the bacon and rice?

>> No.11859022

>>11857967
so it was the jews all along
shoulda known

>> No.11859024

>>11854841
I don't like them overcooked and you are completely right.

>>11854933
Would you scoop the avocado out of itself? Seems fair.
My toaster iron is cheap and old (inb4 my mom).

>>11854893
no i didnt

>>11854893
thanks

>>11854917
ok, how do i make it less boring?

>>11855050
is this a weightgaining meal? I could use a little weight.

>>11855120
very little skill indeed

>>11855205
i'm a dude

>>11855329
thank you very much

>>11855990
YESS YOU ARE THE WINNER
I just started this thread to check out my new keyboard.
It's a Logitech G413 Mechanical Keyboard.
It's "Lit"

>>11856364 see above

>> No.11859067

>>11854297
Yeah, it's alright.

>> No.11859777

eggs are over cooked

pepper looks pre-ground--disgusting

the avocado is fucking sad--add a drizzle of nice olive oil, and like some meyer lemon juice or good vinegar to it. consider adding sesame or poppy seeds, chives, and/or green onions to it as well.

toast is shitty supermarket bread, but at least you didn't burn it.

eggs avocado and toast can make a good breakfast as long as you don't fuck it up at every step. do better!

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>>11859777
I agree with this anon

Can someone do my breakfast? Protip, it was fucking bland and the person who wrote the recipe was a mind midget

>> No.11859936

You are trying too hard to be healthy.

People who do it this way always fail.

>> No.11859940

>>11859936
Oh someone’s insecure

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11859945

>>11859024
You (You)d me twice.

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>>11854297

sure to get the train out of the station about 45 minutes after you eat it

>> No.11861043

>>11859936

>People who do it this way always fail.

you need a goddamn IMAX to contain this level of projection, fatty

>> No.11861625

never understood avacado with eggs. the yolks already have the good fats

>> No.11862690

>>11859777
You are completely right, except for the part where the black pepper would be pre-ground.

>> No.11862695

>>11859936
what this guys says >>11861043
i just happened to like eggs, avocado and toast

>>11859945
>>11859945
>>11859945
thrice now

>>11859956
i don't know what that means

>>11861625
2x times the good fat?

>> No.11862862

>>11854841
runny makes too much of a mess even if the yolk is richer that way

>> No.11863008

so i took your advice and started a part II

>>11863006

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>>11854297
now rate my breakfast

before you ask, I'm not an idiot who forgot to take my kippered fish snacks out of the can. I want them to be hot so I just threw them in the pot with my noodles to boil. I left the plastic on so that the can stays dry.

>> No.11863404

>>11854313
>i'm a dude
Your man card has been revoked when you made that breakfast

>> No.11863825

>>11854297
this looks healthy and cool

>> No.11863864
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11863864

Mine

>> No.11864954

>>11854297
Fisted donut boipucci/10