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ham fist retarded bf just dumped my all my saffron into the sink

>> No.11849675

>>11849672
give him a kiss and tell him you forgive him. sometimes they dont know any better.

>> No.11849679

>actually buying saffron
This is your punishment.

>> No.11849680

Side affects from the AIDS drugs?

>> No.11849708

>>11849672
make him pay for it?

>> No.11849719
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11849719

>>11849672
Sinks have a U trap for a reason.
Search, Rescue and Recovery operation should have already started, get to work dumb bitch.
Also, lets see your plumber's crack, or GTFO.

>> No.11849721

Good for him. Meme spices belong in the toilet, though.

>> No.11849723

>>11849719
During the darkest time in my life I recovered and used a hypodermic needle from one of those.

>> No.11849728

>>11849719
I'd like to check out her plumbing, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11849730

>>11849723
confirmed professional kitchen staff

>> No.11849925

>>11849728
You want to eat her poop?

>> No.11849938

>>11849723
Based

>> No.11849942
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11849942

same ham fist just made kraft dinner and overcooked it
my life is suffering

>> No.11850015

>>11849672
>saffron
i still dont understand this
i tried all the meme recipes with it and it just tastes like dust to me

>> No.11850020

Well I would never drop your spices, mlady. *tips trillby*

>> No.11850048
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11850048

You got what you wanted

>> No.11850058

>>11849672
Buy some more. Stop being such a poorfag.

>> No.11850185

>>11850015
bad quality saffron (and/or your tastebuds)

>> No.11851014

>>11850015
your tastebuds are fucked, many such cases

>> No.11851037

>>11849942
Well, he's a fucking cunt isn't he?

>> No.11851040

>>11849672
Tell him the kitchen is a woman's place then get the broom handle. It's legal as long as it's not wider than your thumb.

>> No.11851160

>>11849672
better cuckold him fast

>> No.11851179

>>11849672
F

>> No.11851216

>>11849672
omg did that girl get her pony back

>> No.11851225

This belongs in the "Over-rated meme tier garbage" thread

>> No.11851229

>>11849723
jesus dude

>> No.11851303

>>11849672
OP here, I'm gay if it matters

>> No.11851312

>>11849942
Instead of continuing a relationship with someone you hate, why not break up?

>> No.11851580

>>11849672
Well buy some more then you dumb fuck then get back in the fucking kitchen

>> No.11851599

>>11850015
Try making some salmon taghliatelles with real saffron

>> No.11851771
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11851771

Tops shouldn't be in the fucking kitchen smfh

>> No.11851777

>>11849942
>>11850015
>>11849672
>>11849679
this
you fucked up buying it in the first place

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11851943

>>11849672
That girl is so beautiful. I want to make love with her from behind to comfort her from losing her pony.

>> No.11851998

>>11849672
>Dumb bitch too lazy to grow one of the simplest low maintenance spices.

>> No.11852110

>>11849723
Liar

>> No.11852142

>>11849728
>her
Anon, I...

>> No.11852178

>>11849672
who is this promiscuous princess?

>> No.11852361

>>11849672
stab his throat with a chef knive in his sleep

or just forgive him which is the better option

>> No.11852419

>>11849723
Still know a dealer? You should hop back on the wagon. At least once for old times sake.

>> No.11852747

>>11852419
How is it heroin addicts always seem to know how to find more, yet you'll see people crying about their pot dealer blanking them and being "dry" everywhere?
Surely the latter should be easier

>> No.11852761

>>11852747
Heroin dealers need to keep their clients alive, which means a steady supply.

Weed dealers don't care if you have to go a little while without.

>> No.11852903

>>11851312
where do they suggest they hate their boyfriend?

>> No.11852920

>>11849672
That didn't happen. Saffron doesn't remotely look like something that you should put down the sink.
Fuck you and your retarded thread.

>> No.11852978

>>11849672
Serves you right for being a faggot

>> No.11852997

>>11849723
diabetic are ya?

>> No.11853558

>>11851998
a pony is not a spice

>> No.11853567

>>11849672
That's what you get for being gay.