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Hey, /ck/. I have an otherwise awesome girlfriend who does one thing that bugs me. Virtually every meal i eat she wants some of what i eat. And when she does manage to restrain herself she just looks longingly at my food. We went to dog sit a few weeks ago at a friend of hers and it shocked me to realize that her behavior is identical to that of a dog. Ive asked her several times to not do this as it really bugs me but it doesnt work.

It was at a point where i wouldnt want to eat meals in front of her because she would always ask me for my food. Anybody have similar dealings with this? Its at a point know where im ready to hangout less or even eat less meals together to curb this shit.

And im not selfish. But i think asking me for some of each and every meal is greedy and annoying. Anybody have similar dealings with this?

>> No.11847159

>>11847152
put more food on your plate

>> No.11847164

>>11847152
Quit being a bitch, and start taking some from hers as well. Also>>11847159

>> No.11847171 [DELETED] 
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11847171

Just beat her up

>> No.11847172

ANOTHER DISGUSTING CATFAGGOT THREAD

>> No.11847175

>what's yours is mine and mine is yours
>till death do us part
sharing is caring. i hope she beats you.

>> No.11847179
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11847179

Get an electric collar. Whenever she asks for food, press the button and deliver an electric shock. She should stop after several days of use.

>> No.11847189

>>11847171
Finally a real man

>> No.11847194

>>11847179
that sounds extremely hot. will look into as foreplay

>> No.11847206

>>11847179
what if she's into it though

>> No.11847216

>>11847152
I hate to break it to you anon but your girlfriend is a WHORE. Probably getting blacked as we speak.

>> No.11847217

>>11847194
there is a similar device that goes inside the underwear. and is remotely controlled. i don't know what it's called but i've seen webms of girls eating at restaurants with their partner and the parnter remotely brings them to orgasm and they try to hide their orgasm because they're in public. pretty hot.

>> No.11847221

>>11847152
start eating foods that she hates

>> No.11847231

>>11847217
>Women
>Orgasms
You have to be 18+ to post here, kid.

>> No.11847235

>>11847216
Insightful, if she always wants more she'd have to get blacked
Sucks but true

>> No.11847245

>>11847231
speak for yourself, kiddo

>> No.11847250

>>11847152
Just say no when she asks. Just one firm no. You don't need to explain or justify it to her because you already have. If she kicks up a fuss just tell her you've already talked about how you don't want to share your own meals when she can order or make her own food.

You dont HAVE to give her any of your food, even if she asks for it.

>> No.11847255

>>11847172
Underrated post

>> No.11847354

>>11847245
I am a 9/10(IF I'm being modest) grill, and I do not orgasm.

>> No.11847360

Why don't you just cook enough for both of you?

>> No.11847850

>>11847354
Are you forreal? Why can't you orgasm?

>>11847152
When my spouse and I want some of each others food(more than just a taste) we just propose a trade and if the other isn't happy with the trade, a simple "naw I don't really want any of your x" is fine and then if you've got extra you can just offer some but if you or she doesn't offer noone should get upset. Typical meal where this would happen with my wife-
>get a white pizza half broccoli for her half olives for me
>her: that looks good, trade you a broccoli piece for an olive piece?
>me: sure/naw I don't want yours/no thx to your broccoli but you can have a piece of mine
And vice versa ofc

>> No.11847858

>>11847152
Goddamn it anon just make a little bit more than you usually do and feed her. Also her wanting some of your food is probably instinctual on some level. Just go with the flow and eat her out later, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11847860

>>11847850
Holy shit kys

>> No.11847862

>>11847850
She's full of shit.
Any female can orgasm if you hit her prostate from the right angle and with enough pressure.

>> No.11847887

>>11847152
She probably cares more about you sharing and being nice to her as much if not more than the food itself OP.

>> No.11847904
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11847904

WAHH I HAVE TO SHARE

>> No.11847964

>>11847152
just make enough for both of you and eat together you utter retard??

>> No.11847984

>>11847152
thats pretty cute desu OP, doesnt really sound like a bad thing. if it really bothers you ask for some of hers in exchange

>> No.11848005

>>11847152
your cat is not your gf

>> No.11848012

>>11847152
ok, be honest here. Is your GF a dog? You're describing a dog, aren't you.

>> No.11848390

start subtly suggesting that she's fat

>> No.11848410

>>11847984
fuck you whore, eat your own food. If you want my food, just make/order the same shit for yourself.
You sound like that ex I had that would order a salad and then eat my fries because "teehee I really shouldn't be eating these" and then I'm left with jack shit on my plate.

>> No.11848452

>>11847862
Anon I have either really bad news or really good news about the girls you've been dating.

>> No.11848458

>>11847152
just say no you whipped bitch lmfao?

>> No.11848474
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11848474

>>11847850
>Are you forreal? Why can't you orgasm?

>> No.11848544

>>11847189
this but unironically

>> No.11848562
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11848562

I'm going to let you in on a big roastie secret: women believe that food that's not on their plate doesn't count towards their calories. They bought a tiny plate of food because they're "watching their figure", but want yours because they unironically believe that eating your food doesn't count towards their calories per day.

That's the same reason why roasties, on donut day in the office, cut the donuts into little bites instead of just take one - they unironically believe it doesn't count towards their calories.

>> No.11848568

>>11847171
was that a judo move?

>> No.11849180

>>11847159
I can tell you're married

>> No.11849299

>>11848562
Close, but you're far off. It's for the public image dickhead. Woman only care about their status/looks. people see them eating a tiny plate they can say shit like "Oh I only ordered (tiny meal), I only eat (tiny meal)"

Also the act of bumming food off their partner is a simple test, they will read your reaction with impunity and if it differs at all you'll get a 'what's wrong'

>> No.11849307

>>11847171
>conveniently editing out the start of the video where she attacks him first
nice try, jew

>> No.11849311

>>11847152
My girlfriend has an eating disorder and I gladly give her any food I have whenever she actually feels like eating. You're a real asshole OP. If you can't put up with minor shit, how can you expect her to accept you for the deeply, deeply flawed person you clearly are.

>> No.11849329

>>11847152
>prepare food
>ask gf if she wants some
>if yes bring a extra plate
>if no and she asks anyways tell her to get some of her own
stop beeing a cuck
also if she acts like a dog treat her like one and go to adv next time for this sort of crap

>> No.11849382

>>11847152
Get a spray bottle and spritz her with water

>> No.11849446
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11849446

End the relationship. This is a small microcosm of your incompatible value systems. Through this, and I suspect probably bigger issues that are outside the scope of /ck/, she'll grow to resent you more than you already resent her. Then she'll either straight up leave you or cheat on you with someone who's willing to give her a fry.


Rip off the band-aid now while it hurts less because there's no happy ending here for you.

>> No.11849480

I eat and drink my boyfriend's stuff all the time. It usually doesn't bother him unless I eat it/drink it all before he has a bite, which is only really when he leaves it unattended and I don't have my own coffee/food.

The trade-off is I never finish my own plate, so he eats the rest of my food wherever we go. It's an efficient system.

>> No.11849492

>>11847152
It's a bit cruel of you to refer to the starving woman you kidnapped and tied up in your basement as your "girlfriend".

>> No.11849495

>>11848568
yes
well executed too
t. used to practice judo

>> No.11849499

>>11847354

>I have a physical disability, therefore literally half the world's population can't orgasm

Seek help, thot

>> No.11849509

>>11848562

Imagine being this fucking retarded lmao

I'm sure all the meaningful women in your life were braindamaged

>> No.11849511

>>11849499
>responding to bait
"if I'm being modest" should've given it away, Anon. It's an incel RPing.

>> No.11849519

have you tried giving her some food of her own while you eat?

>> No.11849688

She's literally making you her bitch. If I make food I'll ask if any body wants some and throw on some extra but taking food off your plate is a direct symbolic attack on your very existance. She seeks to seize control over the thing that keeps you alive. I will slap anyone that touches my plate, even if I'd normally offer them something of their own.

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11849697

>>11847354

>> No.11849732
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>>11847152
My bitch would also cherry pick the tastiest morsels from my plate. Every fucking time.
Its exactly like Eric Cartman from the episode where he peels the skin off every piece of KFC.
Do the right thing.

>> No.11849750

>>11847159
this

can't beat 'em join 'em

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11849774

>>11849750
But, you can beat them. How else would you train a female dog? The technique works, and works well.
And no, you cant just put more food on the plate. I'm talking about at a restaurant, you paid for one plate of your choosing, and she got her own. Then the dumb cunt immediately snags the tastiest morsels from YOU, that you only get ONE of.
This is a sin that requires re-education, in the form of severe punishment. Three or four lessons should be sufficient.

>> No.11849780

>>11849774
>being this autistic
eat faster nigga lmao

>> No.11849796

>>11849774
This is why you have an efficient system when going out to eat. You get the first bite of your order to confirm if it's good, then your gf/bf gets the second or third bite. The key is you offer it freely, cut for them, put it on the plate. Generosity is rewarded with a girl.

If they ordered well, they'll like the thing you liked, but they'll like their thing more. You've given them a taste, and you got a taste of their own thing, and everyone's happy, you go home and fuck then eat your leftovers cuddling. Shit nigga, stop being a greedy fat retard.

>> No.11849818

i don't understand? so if you made dinner and both of your plates are the same portion and identical to each other's, she would still ask you for food? or if you order a pizza she asks you for a bite of your slice?
I think if she does any of these two things maybe you should dump her ass

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11849829

>>11847152
stop fucking your dog, you sick fuck!!!!

>> No.11849833

>>11847152
Get a vegan gf and order meat, problem solved.

>> No.11849838

>>11847904
Underrated.

>> No.11849845

>>11848390
this but ironically

>> No.11849854
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11849854

>>11847152
It's not a problem, start cooking double portions for yourself and encourage her to eat as much of your dinner as possible, then encourage her to eat all of her own as well.

Do the same for snacks.

Become an architect.

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11849864

>>11847964

Sometimes I think that I'm not maladjusted enough to fit in here anymore.

>> No.11849867

>>11848568
looks like krav maga.

>> No.11849873

>>11849867
You're clueless bud, that's judo

>> No.11849877

>>11849873
it's krav maga.

>> No.11849906

>>11847179
just get a choker, electroshock is cringe. but chokers are sexy.

>> No.11849919

>>11847354
that’s your problem

>> No.11849928
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11849928

>>11849854
I like the way you think

>> No.11849929

>>11847152
just beat her ass and out her outside

>> No.11849943

>>11847171
ck why must you always suggest beating the gf

>> No.11849945

>>11848474
it's more conducive if you actually answer the question

>> No.11849952

>>11847354
Could be a physiological reason or just shitty sexual partners... Either way that sucks, also women need equal parts physical and emotional "simulation" to achieve orgasm. I assume you know where your clit is? Get a Hitachi magic wand, lube it up and go to town.... 90% you'll come from that
>>11848452
Hahaha oh dude that's fucking golden... A female "prostate"

>> No.11849958

>>11849480
I read this as if you were talking about his semen

>> No.11849961

>>11847354
>she can't orgasm
imagine being this much of a shelet

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11849962

>>11849928

>> No.11849973

>>11847354
How is saying 9 or 10 being modest?

>> No.11849988

>>11849973
it’s a troll

>> No.11850001

>>11847152
>Ive asked her several times to not do this as it really bugs me but it doesnt work.
think your gurf might just be retarded then op.

>> No.11850003

>>11849688
You've never once been in the position of a girl wanting anything from you

Not once

>> No.11850019

>>11849509
toasty!

>> No.11850034

>>11849688
based doggo.

>> No.11850037

>>11850003
>projection
Sad to hear it m8 :(

>> No.11850045

>>11847152
That's just what girls are like bro

>> No.11850046

I don't mind sharing food personally, I think the bigger issue here is you asked her to stop and she didn't respect you enough to do so.

>> No.11850049
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11850049

>>11850045
>girls will be girls!
sick of this toxic femininity.

>> No.11850053

>>11847152
Not to get too armchair or pop psych on you, but you should look at the "languages of love". The way she wants you to say "I love you" is for you to share your things and experiences with her. You need to realize that sharing with her gets you closer and more intimate.

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11850063

>>11847152
You have a bike pump don't you? Shove it up her fucking ass and start pumping you coward!

Here's your fucking (you)!

>> No.11850072

just feed her. is your gf ugly or something? feed her and then fuck her lovey dovey lights out. sayonara.

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11850084

>>11848452

so beautiful in it's subtlety
me laugh

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11850356

>>11847152

>> No.11850423

>asked to stop

fucking tell her to stop, jesus does "she" stick "her" dick in you too?

>> No.11851184

This could have been avoided if you just didn't let her the first time you said no. Now she knows you'll cave if she bugs you enough and she's learned that she can get away with it every time. She's won the power struggle and you can never wear the pants in the relationship ever again.

>> No.11851243
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11851243

start eating spicy foods

>> No.11851422

>>11847152
Are you making food for yourself or both of you? Try cooking for 2 or go back to being a bachelor.

>> No.11851437

>>11849307
>thinking women can do wrong in a relationship and be punished for it
Nice try, MGTOW

>> No.11851457

>>11849877

Hmmm going by many things I'll guess it's wrestling.

>> No.11851552

>>11847904
>only giving, never receiving
>"sharing"
Do leeches really believe this?

>> No.11851556

>>11847152
i do this to my husband all the time. I'm kinda autistic so I tend to eat the same thing all the time when we go out but he gets something different. I always offer him some of mine for a bite of his

>> No.11852988

>>11847152
tell her to fuck off you beta get a gf who aint a lazy fuck

>> No.11853094

My gf (now wife) tried this when she first moved in. I come from a large religious family with 6 older brothers and it was like a prison cafeteria. I told her politely not to touch my food or I would stab her hand with my fork, like I did growing up. She only did it once, and doesn't even ask anymore.

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11853234

>>11847152
>We went to dog sit a few weeks ago at a friend of hers and it shocked me to realize that her behavior is identical to that of a dog

Sounds like a setup for a petplay session to me.

>> No.11853319
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11853319

>> No.11853354

>>11847152
>Having a GF
Well, there's your problem there, m8

>> No.11853355

>>11850003
A girl wanted my notes from class once.

>> No.11853433

>>11849688
Yep, she violated the non aggression principle. Show no mercy

>> No.11853474

>>11847152
If it actually bothers you and you've explained it to her, and she still proceeds to do it, just drop the bitch. It will be a sign of further problems down the road.

>> No.11854022

>>11853319
some sjw will say this is sexism or some bs

>> No.11854042

>>11847159
This. Op makes the food look tasty so she wants some of it.

>> No.11854112

Why do you not cook enough for both of you

What kind of idiot goes to cook dinner and doesn't expect their partner to join in, is this a fucking Married with Children episode?

>> No.11854215
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11854215

In the same way men have an instinct to eat more in front of other people to seem manly, women seem have the instinct to appear to eat less, maybe to seem like less of a burden. or maybe they just are more comfortable eating from your plate that you've already tasted, like an animal.

>> No.11854231

Do you have autism? Is this your first relationship? This is just part of having a girlfriend, you can also eat some of her food.

>> No.11854262

>>11847152
ITT: People conflating literal begging for food at every meal and ignoring OP's requests to stop with "hurr share."

>> No.11854263

>>11853094
Please tell me you stabbed the bitch's hand.

>> No.11854267

OP has paranoid schoziphrenia

>> No.11854279
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>> No.11854292

>>11847216
What is with this American obsession of cuckoldery

>> No.11854373

>>11847152
I... cannot understand this social situation. Does she have food of her own? Is this food you cooked or are you guys eating out? Why don't you just cook more food or eat some of hers and then both of you get to enjoy more flavor overall? Don't you think you could find a solution to this problem that doesn't cause your relationship to spiral downward and doesn't trigger your autism?

>> No.11854376

>>11854292
White fragility and the sublimated fear of traditional racial hierarchies eroding.

>> No.11854382

>>11849480

>which is only really when he leaves it unattended and I don't have my own coffee/food

I'm sure this is bait but I can't imagine anyone being okay with coming back to their food being eaten. Thinking about this just makes me upset.

>> No.11854388

>>11851243

This.
>GF wants my food
>Say sure
>The food is genuinely painful for her to eat.

>> No.11854399

>>11849480
I would be pissed if I came back to my food having been eaten.

>> No.11854494

>>11854215
>Women instinctually want to steal your food because if you're eating it, it means it's not poison
Sounds parasitical

>> No.11855281

>>11851552
>giving and receiving
that's trading, not sharing

>> No.11855333

>>11855281
As a shareholder, I disagree

>> No.11855349

1) Make eggs.
2) Maker her eat ALL THE EGGS.
3) ????
4) Profit

>> No.11855365

>>11847850
you're probably in the kind of relationshp where you will draft up weird contracts for each other to sign
absolutely absurd

>> No.11855379

Stupid bitch is like, teehee! I'm on a diet, Ill have the side salad!
>instantly snatches all the deep fried items from your plate
Just dump the bitch, a prostitute every couple months to weeks depending on your needs is enough of the female race. They really are inferior in every way.

>> No.11855393

>>11849509
All women are braindamaged.

>> No.11855806

>>11847152
i think the most important question not being asked is: how fat are you, and how fat is she?

>> No.11855830

>>11855365
it sounds like they just respect eachothers boundaries you autist

>> No.11856290

>>11847354
I'm a 6.5/10 grill and I come all the time, get uglier.

>> No.11856531

>>11856290
huh?

>> No.11856543

>>11849311
gay

>> No.11856638

>>11847152
My wife pulls the same thing. I just make sure I have a side for her to eat so that she'll eat less of what I have for myself.

Also OP you're a fag for not wanting to share with her. Buying things for a girl and sharing what you have makes a girl wet and loyal

>> No.11856651

>>11847354
Then you're a 5/10, objectively.

>> No.11856659

>>11849446
If you want a girl who has a guy's value system, then you want a girl who's mentally twisted

>> No.11856678

>>11847152
>>11847216
>>11847221
>>11847250
>>11848458
>>11849446
>>11849732
>>11849774
>>11849929
>>11850049
>>11852988
>>11853474
>>11854262
>>11855379
t. dicklets

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11856708

>>11856678
t. roastie

>> No.11856720

>>11849480
Your pussy game must be absolutely bomb because there is no way in fuck it is ever okay to just eat someone's food because it's "unattended"

>> No.11856728

>>11856678
Found the roastie

>> No.11856988

>>11849480
How fat are you? Jfc!

>> No.11857042

Naww my wife used to do this. I finally told her when I order something it's because I want ALL of it, if she wants what I have she should have ordered the same. Took a few times now she won't even ask

>> No.11857062

>>11849961
I mean... that poster was obviously a troll but I'm 27 and I've never had an orgasm. it's a psychological problem stemming from childhood sexual abuse in my case. It sucks. Constant blue-ovaries after sex with my husband.

>> No.11857083

>>11856659
girl with guy's value system a.k.a a high functioning autistic gf.

>> No.11857100

>>11847354
>>11857062
>>11856290
post a pic of your hand(s)

>> No.11857110

>>11857100
why?

>> No.11857117

>>11857110
for my arousal

i mean fo science. yea, science.

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>>11857110
..still waiting..

>> No.11857143

OP I’m honestly just curious as to what kind of situation you’re in where you have food and she doesn’t? Like if she’s at your place and you’re about to make food/eat just make enough for both of you. The way you described your situation makes it sound like you’re hanging out with her and then you just make a single serving of food for yourself for dinner. Eating and cooking together is a great way to bond. Also don’t be such an autistic fat faggot and just give her some food lmao

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11857225

How much of a bitter fatass could you be? You realize a few bites of food is the least of your sacrifices in a long term relationship right?
My gf and I swapped food every time we ate at a restaurant. We both enjoyed it and it made for a great night out, she opened my mind to a lot of things. She's just curious about you anon. Try some of hers in exchange if you need to be such a greedy fuck.
The little things like this are what make a relationship worthwhile. Like nigger just enjoy the moment goddamn

>> No.11857360

>>11857143
The fact that you think he has food and she doesn't is fucking retarded

>> No.11857391

>>11857110
post your hands, roastie

>> No.11857406

>>11857062
Just get him to lick your clit lmao are you retarded

>> No.11857509

>>11857406
kek, there's like 10% of men who could even find it, incel.

>> No.11857538

>>11857509
>trying to be serious
>"incel"


pick one