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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:49:34 2019 No.11846673 [DELETED]

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>What did the tomato say to the annoying banana, who wouldn't leave him alone?
>Why don't you split?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:52:56 2019 No.11846692 go to bed, dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 17:52:59 2019 No.11846693 File: 23 KB, 258x245, 1463068160082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate? Because she was a COCOANUT!

Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:00:22 2019 No.11846721
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>what do you call
*honks horn*
>a cross between
*rides unicycle, sticks wand into spokes, goes flying*
>a lamb
*takes off oversized clown shoe and slaps you across the face with it*
>and a
*pulls string of brightly covered ribbons out of mouth and nose*
>kangaroo
*throws pie at audience*
>A wooly Jumper
*ties noose around neck, ties other end to pot-plant, starts watering it with over-sized watering can*

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:11:06 2019 No.11846756 File: 587 KB, 487x815, 1548978083337.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846692 >>11846693 >>11846721 Thanks for participating in my thread, friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:12:11 2019 No.11846762 >>11846756 No, thank you for making such a wonderful and HILARIOUS thread!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:14:25 2019 No.11846773 I like this new pepe, I think he's going places

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:18:26 2019 No.11846786 >>11846721 Fucking Kek

>>	Autonymous Fri Feb 1 18:18:57 2019 No.11846789 ask me if i'm an elephant >are you an elephant no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:20:19 2019 No.11846794 >>11846773 he's like the pepe manifestation of the stock images guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:23:48 2019 No.11846804 There sure are some ZANY antics going on in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:24:23 2019 No.11846807 Knock knock >Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. >Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. >Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. >Who's there? Banana. Knock knock. >Who's there? Orange. >Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:25:23 2019 No.11846809 >>11846804 It's high-tailed hilarity!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:27:11 2019 No.11846813 File: 131 KB, 548x634, 1548586050685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846807 HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:28:15 2019 No.11846816 File: 12 KB, 495x500, 661f9b6e4f9ddc3d2435fe9ff9bb59533a7bb4b0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846807

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:30:34 2019 No.11846824 >>11846673 why a tomato though

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:32:15 2019 No.11846829 File: 123 KB, 1040x1300, cartoon-banana-smiling-yellow-happy-41819687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846807 What makes bananas so delicious, anyways? My doctor says it's because of all that potassiYUM!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:33:06 2019 No.11846832 File: 29 KB, 300x250, 1512145921122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ahem... what do you call a pickle rapist...? DILL COSBY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:33:51 2019 No.11846834 File: 5 KB, 255x198, Funny banana haha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846673 Q: Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? A: Because they peel! source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/bananajokes.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:35:09 2019 No.11846839 Test

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 18:51:44 2019 No.11846914 >>11846673 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:06:39 2019 No.11846956 >>11846832 cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:09:56 2019 No.11846970 >>11846834 Would you look at that! A whole slew of banana jokes! I'm forwarding this to Kathy at the office. She'll love it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:10:17 2019 No.11846973 >>11846824 Tomato is know as an inpatient fruit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:26:48 2019 No.11847053 >>11846973 Can you blame him? He's always got to wait for everyone else to ketchup. :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:27:49 2019 No.11847059 File: 241 KB, 730x501, 1547139172591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:31:32 2019 No.11847078 >>11846807 I literally opened this thread to tell this joke. GodDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:33:24 2019 No.11847089 File: 65 KB, 487x815, 1548906261211.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11847053 Honk honk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:35:39 2019 No.11847101 >>11846756 >>11847089 This pepe the clown is taking off. Is this the new ck meme?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 19:39:36 2019 No.11847125 >>11847101 It's more of a /tv/ meme desu but it works well on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:21:37 2019 No.11847322 Did you hear the bad news about the pretzel and his friend? One was a salted

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:22:02 2019 No.11847324 Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:23:03 2019 No.11847330 Q. What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:24:04 2019 No.11847334 Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:40:02 2019 No.11847405 File: 91 KB, 312x420, 1490164101935.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what type of mexican food can always makes you laugh...? Silly-con-carne

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 20:45:06 2019 No.11847436 File: 7 KB, 250x241, weary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11847324

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 22:54:19 2019 No.11848130 File: 471 KB, 1044x1348, Capture+_2019-02-01-20-53-36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you call cheese that isn't yours? NACHO cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 23:01:00 2019 No.11848155 >>11848130 What do I call my cheese? that's NACHO BUSINESS

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 1 23:01:08 2019 No.11848156 Good joke Everybody laughed Roll on snare drum Curtains

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 00:03:44 2019 No.11848395 >>11846673 he cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 00:08:30 2019 No.11848413 >>11847059 cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 00:09:33 2019 No.11848415 >>11847334 parsley is an herb

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 00:17:06 2019 No.11848443 File: 638 KB, 2000x1500, 1548970157435.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 00:28:11 2019 No.11848477 File: 1.76 MB, 356x200, 8B962CCF-547A-47EF-A4E2-B984827B3D28.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11846807

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 02:00:58 2019 No.11848727 >>11846673 is this meant to be remotely funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 02:04:30 2019 No.11848739 Have you heard about the goat who harvested peanuts for a living? He was a real peanut BUTTER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 02:05:30 2019 No.11848741 >>11848727 Yes but in a non-ironic, ironic way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 04:26:21 2019 No.11849070 File: 58 KB, 816x640, 1546316399868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11848739 oof

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 05:03:56 2019 No.11849139 >>11846756 AAAAAAAH HES COMING RIGHT AT ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 05:15:55 2019 No.11849159 File: 82 KB, 651x641, 1523167881418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting Raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 2 06:15:00 2019 No.11849238 >>11847405 OH SHIT HERE COME DAT BOI

Anonymous Sat Feb 2 06:37:21 2019 No.11849265

There are 3 men sitting at a bar.
A Russian
A Mexican
and a Texan

The Russian orders a shot of vodka, slams it back, throws the glass up into the air and shoots it.

The Mexican orders a shot of tequila, slams it back, throws the glass up into the air and shoots it.

The Texan orders a shot of whiskey, slams it back, sets his glass down and shoots the Mexican.

The Russian turns to him and asks "Why the hell you do that"
The Texan says "We got plenty of them sumbitches in Texas"

>My cokehead trucker grandfather told me this one when I was 10.

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