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The manliest way to uncap a beer.

>> No.11845401

>>11845396
Huh?

>> No.11845403

I seem to be able to uncap bottles with everything but bottle openers. I don't know what's wrong with me

>> No.11845410

>>11845396
One of my alcoholic buddies can open them with a bic lighter with 100% accuracy. I tried it once and sliced a chunk of my finger off. Fuck that shit, bottle opener works just fine

>> No.11845429

>>11845410
That's not impressive at all to be honest.

Also they can blow up.

>> No.11845439

>>11845410
It's super easy, dude. Pretty much how I always open bottles.

>> No.11845449

>>11845396
using a dime or a nail

>> No.11845458

>>11845410
Grip the neck of the beer high and tight and use the base of the bic to pry against the middle joint of your index finger. Easiest way I know to pop one without an opener other than fucking up a table edge. How do you fuck this up?

>> No.11845459

Only use lighters. Easy peasy

>> No.11845462

>>11845410
Are there really adults in the free West who can't open a beer with a lighter?
Fucking hell, man. Buy a crate and practice. You're an embarrassment.

You can open a beer with almost anything. Even another beer.

>> No.11845472

>>11845396
For me, it's prying the cap loose with my incisors.

>> No.11845476

real men know that modern cans are now superior to bottles because cans block out more light and oxygen

>> No.11845479

I know the lightertrick, but some of us quit smoking, so we don't carry lighters anymore. But yeah, anything will do: knife, teeths, edge of tables, another bottle...

>> No.11845485

>>11845476
Since you mention this, cans are also incredibly more efficient in shipping, since the weight next to nothing in comparison to the beer, while a glass bottle might be 60% the weight of the beer inside.

>> No.11845493

>>11845476
The exact same store-brand lager is almost half price in bottles compared to cans where I live. It's a bit heavier to carry home six of them but I guess the exercise will do me good even if the beer won't.

>> No.11845497

>>11845485
But it's just manlier drinking out of a glass bottle than sucking on some aluminium can.

>> No.11845498

>>11845493
Are you sure you're not just retarded?

>> No.11845501

>>11845493
>The exact same store-brand lager is almost half price in bottles compared to cans where I live.
I usually see cans being cheaper for the same beer, that's weird. Bottles are heavier and more expensive so I can't see why they'd be cheaper unless they're just trying to get rid of them.

>> No.11845503

>>11845396
Chopstick
https://youtu.be/0DKbgMU0-Hc

>> No.11845504

>>11845396
>not using a second beer bottle to open the first
Absolute faggot

>> No.11845512

>>11845497
Not him but you're literally sucking on a bottle neck that looks way more phallic. That's gay.

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>>11845503

>> No.11845531

>>11845396
Beer bottles without twist caps are for tryhard hipsters. Buy normal beers, not that faggy stuff.

>> No.11845540

>>11845531
I think twist caps let more air in which can make the beer spoil, but I don't know how big of a difference it really is

>> No.11845549

>>11845476
Love that aluminum taste

>> No.11845552

>>11845549
modern cans have liners so the beer isn't actually touching any metal. good beer can still come in bottles of course but i've done comparisons with the same beer in bottles and cans and the cans always tasted better.

>> No.11845553

>>11845531
Ok but you gotta twist em with the skin of your forearm

>> No.11845562

my dad uses his wedding ring

>> No.11845564

>>11845552
Lined with some plastic? Some seem to be healthy until we find out that they give ass cancer or something.
Glass is best.

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>>11845553
pfft

>> No.11845571

>>11845410
You can't? Why don't you just open your beer with another bottle of beer? Same technique though. It's called physics.

>> No.11845586

Why are alhies so cringe?
>yeah dude I can open a beer with a squirrel haha if you can't you aren't a real man durr
Do they really find this impressive? Do they really take pride in that? Holy fuck imagine living like that

>> No.11845593

I used to freak people out at parties opening two beers at once on each other. Hold them sideways, caps hooked on each other, pull and twist just the right way and flick them upright and they'll both open without a drop spilled.
Drunks go crazy over that shit.

>> No.11845610

>>11845501
Maybe it's because my country makes a big deal out of bottle/can deposits and recycling. I guess it's cheaper to wash out a bottle and refill it than it is to melt down a can.

>>11845586
No, it's not impressive at all. That's why it's so pathetic that some people apparently can't do it.

>> No.11845617

>>11845586
>>11845610
only people under 16 brag about shit like that

>> No.11845625

Hey, let's get drunk

>> No.11845678

i use a table but it usually spills a little

>> No.11845680

>>11845396
With your teeth.

>> No.11845692

>>11845396
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

>> No.11845761

>>11845531
You're culture is 360 degrees backwards.
Twist caps are for gaylords only.

>> No.11846044

>>11845410
git gud soyboi

>> No.11846054

>>11845476
Oxygen levels are completely up to the packaging process not the package itself
t. Beer Packaging Expert

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If you can't do this you literally need to return your balls.

>> No.11846270

>>11845562
What does his husband use?

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>>11845396
this look gay to you?

>> No.11846492

>>11846054
UV degrages beer you moron.

>> No.11846501

Opening a bottle on the edge of a table is the most manly way to open a beer. You make a big scene and it's really loud. It is a great display of your masculinity really.

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>>11846492
>UV
>Oxygen

>> No.11846565

I carry a swiss army knife so the issue never arises

>> No.11846566

>>11845462
>Fucking hell, man. Buy a crate and practice
so the lighter explodes in my hand when i fuck one up? thanks for the ''advice'', buddy.

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11846586

>>11845396
>Calls himself male
>Doesn't EDC a Leatherman
You are doing it wrong.

>> No.11846731

>>11845512
I like bottle better personally.
I can chug it faster. And if need be smash it and use as a wepon.

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>>11845396
ctrl+f "seatbelt buckle while driving down the highway" 0 results found. bunch of fucking little girls

>> No.11847077

>>11845396
bullshit, the manliest way is to break the neck off the bottle with your engorged cock and then make sweet love to the jagged aperture

>> No.11847094

>>11845403
Your a man, thats whats wrong with you. Your masculinity is toxic.

My favorite is definitely using another beer. Bottle or can, doesnt matter.

>> No.11847442

>>11845396
Have your wife do it for you.

>> No.11847547

I use the plate in door jambs

>> No.11847559

>>11845396
Not when this exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv4eZXN-bk

>> No.11847573

>>11845396
Stick it in your poo hole and twist

>> No.11847697

>>11845503
How did he survive into adulthood?

>> No.11847709

>>11847559
Gonna leave marks.
I use the dull side near the grip of a big knife.

>> No.11847733

>>11847559
That would be me on so many cheasy hotels.

>> No.11847900

>>11845396
With your calloused hands.

>> No.11848031

>>11845396
With the spine of the knife works well.

>> No.11848052

>>11845503
Holy shit.

>> No.11848062

>>11845553
That's the sissy way. I use the skin of my foreskin.

>> No.11848336

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJ7Fci4QHE
>not using your gun

>> No.11848352

>>11845396
>not using your katana to slice off the top of the bottle in the blink of an eye
shiggy diggy

>> No.11848389

>>11845503
that fucking wet thwack. fuck I feel nauseous

>> No.11848575

>>11845396
Having your woman open and deliver it

>> No.11848579

do americans really uncap beers with lighters? lmao.

>> No.11848600

>>11845503
Fuck. When he pulls his hand away and you realize. This is a pretty good video, actually.

>> No.11848837

>>11845396
Shove it up your ass, clench to tighten anus around top then pull it out reeeeeeaaaallly fast. Rinse and repeat until the bottle opens.

>> No.11848859

https://www.youtube.com/user/PolandRobson/videos
this guy opens beer with everything from ladder to harddrive

>> No.11848863

>>11848859
Does he run defrag to prove the hard drive remain free of bad spots afterwards?

>> No.11848877

>>11846054
The seals on cans are far better than a bottle cap seal. Cans will actually explode before they leak unless the canning process goes wrong. Bottle caps will inevitably fail. The only times a bottle will explode before leaking is secondary fermentations.

t. Distributor and former brewery warehouse manager

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11848909

>>11846270

>> No.11849136

Just twist them off, retards. You don't have to touch the spiky part.

>> No.11849160

>>11845410
I open exclusively with lighters. It's the first important skill I learned when I was 15.

>> No.11849176

>>11845396
i use my iPhone

>> No.11849185

fuck off with your toxic masculinity

>> No.11849207

>>11846566
Practice with something else then, you fucking pussy. You're on /ck/ so I assume you own a knife of some sort.

>>11845617
Nobody is bragging. We're saying it's such a simple task that you're a failure if you can't do it. Like tying your shoes or wiping your own ass. It's not something to brag about if you know how, but it's something to be ashamed about if you don't.

>> No.11849208

>>11845410
It’s really easy. A lot of people can do it in my country, it’s not considered anything special here.

I think the manliest way to open a beer is with another beer. It looks pretty cool.

>> No.11849215 [DELETED] 

>>11845531
Are you American? Twist caps are considered faggy here in Europe.

>> No.11849222

>>11845396
>not using your teeth
why live?

>> No.11849224

>>11845396
At this point it doesn't really matter if I don't have a bottle opener as usually there is something near by that I can use instead like a rock or a spoon or a fucking stick.

>> No.11849231

>>11845396
>He doesn't saber his champagne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5DIh3nORuo

>> No.11850041

>>11846586
Fuck you Leatherman

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>>11845503

>> No.11850166

>>11845396
>drinking bottled beer in 2019
what a fucking tastelet

>> No.11850223

>>11845476
Would be great if they didnt make you look like a faggot.

>> No.11850437

What kind of brainlet doesn't have a bottle opener on his keychain?

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11850449

>>11845396
it would actually be this.

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>>11845396
i use my lighter

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>> No.11850596

>>11845449
my hands are too big to use a dime as a bottle opener
unless you're doing it the retarded way, prying up the seal all the way around.
i feel like a nail would work the same way.

try opening a beer with a chef's knife.

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>americans haven't even opened a beer with a lighter
lmao

>> No.11850726

>>11850471
>Those bony, feminine hands
Disgusting.

>> No.11850737

>>11845396
I let my girl open it for me. If that's not masculine I don't know what is.

>> No.11850754

>tfw used to open bottles with my teeth all the time and never had a dental problem from it
Based and enamel pilled

>> No.11850805

>>11845396
I just use another bottle if an opener isn't around...

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11850835

>2019
>not having a beverage entry tool on your keys

>> No.11850870

>>11850835
lol I just use keys or belt buckle. Get fucking GUD boyo

>> No.11850889

When I was young and retarded I would use my shitty nokia phone to open beers. I know women who can open beers with lighters. Not impressive at all.

>> No.11850908

>>11845396
I use my BIC lighter or whatever item is at hand