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Does anyone else sabotage their recipes when people ask for it?
Tell stories;

>Make Christmas cake
>everyone congratulates me on excellent cake
>Family aren't fat gluttons but they scoff the whole cake
>Aunties all want my precious recipe
>I print out 3 copies for them with some minor adjustments
>2 eggs = 4 eggs
>1tsp Baking Soda = 1tsp yeast
>180'c = 240'c

>went to cousins 10th birthday Wednesday
>MFW Auntie says she has cake coming out of oven
>It's a foot tall, wonky and burned
>leave as fast as I can

>> No.11839343

sounds retarded

>> No.11839352

>>11839343
no

>> No.11839356
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>>11839339
>be me
>finally learned how to make rye bread
>baking bread every now and then
>giving samples to friends and colleagues
>sometimes even whole loaves
>theylovinit.jpeg
>everyone asking for a recipe
>tell them the real recipe
>nobody ever even tried to make the bread
>mfw

>> No.11839368
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>>11839339
t.

>> No.11839538

>>11839339
but why

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>>11839339
>increasing the suffering in the world when you could make it less
Really cringe and bluepilled, famalama.

>> No.11839581

>>11839339

just go on and end the misery that is your life

>> No.11839589

>>11839339
>does anyone else act like a fucking asshole for no reason

>> No.11839595

>>11839343
Fpbp

>> No.11839623

>>11839339
What is the purpose? If you don't want to give out the recipe don't. Telling them a bad recipe looks poorly on you.

>> No.11839790

>>11839368
Based Marie. Anyone else think she was a lowkey sociopath?

>> No.11839976

>>11839339
Based but violetpilled

>> No.11840015

Oatmeal raisin cookies. Replace raisins with thumbtacks

>> No.11840017

>>11839339
>Does anyone else sabotage their recipes when people ask for it?
I'm assuming this is bait, but on the offchance this is real you're just a bad person.

>> No.11840301

>>11839790
>lowkey

>> No.11840597

>>11839339
>recipes
t.servile woman who needs to be told what to do