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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>> No.11824770

love these threads

>> No.11824782

Someone post the "I hit my wife and now she cooks" copypasta

>> No.11824785

>>11824762

Idk if you really have a wife or if this is just you sucking yourself, but that is some repugnant shit.

Like you or the bitch cooked uneven toast, oily par cooked potatoes and then make some pan fried custard and chopped it up to look like scrambled eggs. What the actual fuck.

If yo bitch cooked that get a new bitch.

>> No.11824799

>>11824785
learn to post properly, spaceboy

>> No.11824800

>>11824762
I hate that fucking crust

>> No.11824816

>>11824799

Welcome to the internet you stupid zoomer cunt, where you do not get what you want.

>> No.11824818

>>11824785
Lurk moar, newfag.

>> No.11824822
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>>11824818

When summerfags tell oldfags to lurk more...

>> No.11824823

The breakfast lacks a few slices bacon, better fried potatoes and less dry scrambled eggs. Maybe your "wife" needs to watch some cooking tutorials on youtube?

>> No.11824833

>>11824762
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.11824838

>>11824822
>I-Im not a newfag y-you are!
Cringe

>> No.11824844

>>11824838

It's called a come back, not a come back later. Go home little boy.

>2019
>calling someone cringe

Irony lost on little boy lost.

>> No.11824845

>>11824822
>calling yourself an oldfag
surest sign of a newfag

>> No.11824846
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>>11824833

>> No.11824848
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>>11824822
9 A loop

>> No.11824849

>>11824845
>>11824838

Samefag

>> No.11824851

>>11824844
Cringiest thing I've read in a while

>> No.11824853

>>11824785
i cant help but notice we've been getting a lot of redditors lately, is reddit banning people again or are we just being raided?

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>>11824762
We need better memes

>> No.11824873

>>11824859
>frogposter giving advice on memes
[laughing track]

>> No.11825925

How do you have a wife, and still be a virgin?

>> No.11825969

Who cares, your wife went through the trouble of cooking you breakfast. Clearly it meant a lot to her and you just shat on her for it. You're a fucking autist.

>> No.11825976

NEWFAGS CAN'T INTO COPYPASTA
ROFLOL
LMAO COOK YOUR OWN FOOD NERDS
IT JUST EGG AND TATERS AND TOAST

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11825981

Sure is much faggotry ITT

>> No.11825983

>>11824859
here on /ck/ we let memes age to a fine vintage before moving on

>> No.11825990

>>11824762
Just learn to cook for yourself faggot

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>>11824822
>calling oneself an oldfag but doesn't know the bland breakfast copypasta
>calling others summerfags in January
You can't make this shit up

>> No.11826053

>>11824853
> lately
This is literally going on for at least 3 years now.

>> No.11826061

>>11824762
it looks bland. you were right. tell that bitch to go take some cooking classes

>> No.11826068

>>11824859
>We need better memes
>posts 2016 election frog

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>>11824859
I saw this the other day and thought of /ck/

>> No.11826301

>>11824859
Huh?

>> No.11826311

>>11824762
That sounds like a fun morning. Women are so beautiful when they cry. It's almost as sexy as when they're in pain, in my opinion.

>> No.11826560

>>11824859
alexa post meme

>> No.11826827

>>11826292
Based, she deserved it.

>> No.11826832

>coasties are too stupid to realize this is ihop

>> No.11826838

>>11824762
Is that a plastic plate from the 70s?

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>>11824762
>Say "Thank you I love you honey :)"
>Get blowjob while eating bland breakfast
>????
>profit

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>>11824762

>> No.11827222

>>11824833

HOLY SHIT you beat your wife up for making you food? You're a TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE human being! I have an AR15, 7 glocks, and a .357 magnum revovler that I just got a permit from the god given state of Texas to conceal carry and also a machete. If I ever saw you laying your hands on your wife I'd slice you up, Mr MOTHERFUCKER. Go apologize to your wife and then get divorced. Your a horrible human being just dispicabled.

>> No.11827227

>>11824833
should have given her a bullet down that ally and poked some spunk in her from a random used condom you found on the street. leave your phone with a friend so he can call a random number from it from your home as a double alibi

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>>11824822
>taking pride in how long you've browsed a 4chan board

>> No.11827280

>>11824833
>those holy digits

>> No.11827282

well she buttered the toast.