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I hope your day is filled with the same symmetry and balance as these chocolate loaf slices.

>> No.11806134

>>11806070
thanks bro

>> No.11806478

>>11806070
ty

>> No.11806510

>>11806070
Thanks dude! You're awesome.
If your cock were swinging in front of my face I would suck the living shit out of it.

>> No.11806512

>>11806070
thanks fren

>> No.11806513

You just made me sad because I now want one of these cakes

>> No.11806517

>>11806513
Then go have one of these cakes, dude

>> No.11806521

>>11806070
I can smell the chocolate through the screen.

>> No.11806526

>>11806070
Thanks buddy. Good looking out.

>> No.11806527

>>11806070
thank you OP, you're a pretty cool guy

>> No.11806533

>>11806521
Imagine the sme... oh you did. Nice.

>> No.11806539
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11806539

>>11806517
the only "bakery" in my area is a stop and shop baked goods section, and its rainy outside

>> No.11806546

>>11806510
nsfw tag pls

>> No.11806559

>>11806510
but shit doesn't come from cocks???

>> No.11806565
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11806565

>>11806539
Rain is soothing though. Grab an umbrella and some bread. Make yourself a nice grilled cheese and tomato sandwich or something.

Protip: slice a tomato, salt it, and set it off to the side for a couple of hours. Then pat it dry. This will lightly season the tomato and remove some excess moisture from your grilled cheese.

>> No.11806599

>>11806559
Clearly you havent sucked hard enough

>> No.11807282
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11807282

This makes me feel disappointed in the skill level at which I’m cutting a cantaloupe right now

>> No.11807349

>>11806070
Thanks.
Does anyone have a recipe for these (or similar) things?

>> No.11807377

>>11807282
what in gods name did you do to that poor cantaloupe

>> No.11807499

>Want chocolate
>Can't get chocolate

Dang.

>> No.11807595

>>11806070
I'm just hoping we all get laid and make lots of shekels.

>> No.11809208

>>11807349
I'm more interested in how they cut them perfectly.

>> No.11809569

>>11809208
prolly with a knife but im not sure

>> No.11809591

>>11807282
Try a spoon maybe

>> No.11810855

>>11809208
a hot wire cutter might yield a very clean cut if you go slowly and keep the wire hot.
looking at those slices it also seems that the chocolate near the cut area was molten more recently than the rest of the chocolate, so whatever device was used to cut them was hot enough to melt the chocolate

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>>11806070
Thanks buddy

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>>11806070
You too OP

>> No.11811896

>>>reddit

>> No.11811932

>>11806070
I love you, OP.

>> No.11812107
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11812107

I reverse image searched looking for a recipe; all I found was that OP is a fag.

>> No.11812809

>>11812107
Op was just passing on the chocolate loaf blessing.

>> No.11813388

>>11806559
Come ask again after I spent a night with ur mom

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11813454

>>11806070
thats too much fucking chocolate

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11813472

>>11806070
>go to pay for chacolate loaf
>it's $6
>Owners face when

>> No.11813982

>>11807282
Unless you have parkinsons youre a disappointment to your parents

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>>11812107
Oh my god, what a fucking surprise. Where did you learn these hacking skills?
>>11813454
Perhaps, you'd be right any other time, truly, but, you never know, that could just be, like, a pretty light chocolate taste, or flavor. Like, imagine a watered down soda. But a less chocolatey chocolate, covered with a slightly heavier chocolate. Sounds, pretty, good, don't, it?