Predict new food crazes

[Anonymous No.11798920]

You guys think Turkish coffee could ever catch on in the states? Everyone is crazy for coffee, dont see why this one couldn't catch on?

[Anonymous No.11798924]

>>11798920
might need too much equipment and technique to catch on

[jevin No.11798934]

>>11798920
I'm thinking this year will be all about eating shit straight from asses.
There will be a huge craze in MTF transgender shit, all the benefits (size and smell) of male shit with the side benefit of prostate stimulation and very little anal pubes.

[Anonymous No.11798974]

>>11798924
I dunno, man. I bet people said the same thing about interior plumbing and central heating way back. It could be the next big thing in the trades if it catches on. Those guys who specialize in coffee tube plumbing and interior sandpit installation would make a fortune. Pretty cool stuff.

[Anonymous No.11798980]

Veganism is the current trend. It won't stop until meat is banned.

[Anonymous No.11799005]

nice datamining thread

[Anonymous No.11799017]

>>11798974
the thing about your other examples is that it makes home life significantly easier. turkish coffee isn't anything beyond novel. I appreciate your charm though, my autism prevents me from playing along with you.

I think that some other kind of relatively unknown food item will catch on, like lychee or dragon fruit. aren't acai bowls becoming a thing? something like that I think will come on this year. Or maybe white foods since we've had black foods and galaxy and unicorn, mermaid...and perhaps now that lab grown meats are getting closer to market, we can see stuff related to that more and more.

[Anonymous No.11799035]

>>11798920
Not in flyover. Turks are Muslim so that coffee would be branded as a communist, terrorist, socialist attempt to steal precious bodily fluids.

[Anonymous No.11799044]

Carnivore diet will probably catch on when lab grown meat makes it cheap enough to be viable for most people. It's going to fix so many health issues.

Alternatively monsanto will edit plant genes to make them less toxic.

If AI food making and delivery services get sufficiently cheap people will stop cooking altogether and just eat ready made meals.

[Anonymous No.11799109]

Food with a little bit of doo doo on it or in it.

[Anonymous No.11799372]

>>11799109
>>11799044
CK has become so terrible...

[Anonymous No.11799384]

>>11799017
I'm Asian so it's strange to think that lychee and dragon fruit are still unpopular. I love lychee.

I personally think that purple yams will catch on since they're basically nutritious food dye.

[Anonymous No.11799395]

>>11798920
I think its going to be American breakfast food. Toast, eggs sunny side up, bacon. Chicken + waffles. Good pancakes. There's been so much focus on foreign food and on alternate 'healthy' breakfasts like quinoa or whatever the fuck the vegans are pushing now, that proper hearty American food will be almost counter-culture

[Anonymous No.11799403]

>>11799384
Dragon fruit in the states has no flavor, it's like a white kiwi with 95% of the flavor sucked out.

[Anonymous No.11799406]

>>11799395
Who eats quinoa for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.11799410]

>>11799403
Yeah, I've noticed that too. I wonder how they haven't figured out a way to make greenhouse grown food not shit.

[Anonymous No.11799412]

>>11799406
communists

[Anonymous No.11799413]

>>11798980
You're probably not wrong. People are catching on to the trend, and it's getting easier and easier to cut meat out lately.

[Anonymous No.11799415]

>>11798920
MREs. college age kids are gonna eat a fuckton of them while waiting to invade Shenzen and miss the taste after the war's over

[Anonymous No.11799419]

>>11799410
I think greenhouse grown food is literally too well grown to have flavor. Plants grown in natural conditions suffer from slightly off growing conditions, and sudden unexpected weather changes, which does slight damage to them, and causes them to build flavor. Plants grown in greenhouses never get stressed

[Anonymous No.11799599]

>>11798920
>pot of coffee in hot sand
I'm fairly certain the answer is hygiene regulations. The proximity to dirt is too small

>>11799044
oh, you're so 21st century... replicators are the way to go, my man.

>>11799384
Most Asian shops abroad (at least in the EU) sell good lychees and dragonfruits... When I went to my friend's for New Year's (who lives right next to an Asian store), I managed to get hold of some good rambutan fruits.

To those who don't know rambutan, they're basically bigger lychees with more meat... and they look like hairy, red balls :)

>>11799403
As mentioned, try Asian markets in eg. your local chinatown. They're usually heaps better than what you get in regular stores... they're usually also about double the size.

>>11799410
The answer is in the dirt. They are given only what they need to grow in that setting, anything more eats into profits.Natural "outside" dirt contains a more diverse assortment of nutrients because of the constant natural composting process (which does not happen in greenhouse dirt)... not only "need to have" nutrients, but also "nice to have" nutrients.
Artificial fertilizer can also affect the taste. The same goes for any process that makes the plant grow faster than intended.

>>11799413
if you eat "veggie meat", that doesn't fucking count. Either you go all in or you keep enjoying the sweet taste of murder. It'll be fun to see when labmeat goes on to the market to see how many vegans/vegetarians are just posers...

[Anonymous No.11799609]

>>11799419
Mhm. Plants release all kinds of shit into their fruits in stressful times. I went away on work for a week and when I came back all my peppers were at least for sure way hotter and tastier.

That being said I don't know if it works for everything because I'm not a botanist and I don't care enough to look past what I've noticed myself anecdotally one time.

[Anonymous No.11799796]

Gourmet sloppy joes. It'll start with some food trucks in trendy areas.

[Anonymous No.11799870]

>>11798980
I don't think meat will be banned, but once lab-grown meat is basically identical to real meat, subsidies for animal farming will probably be dropped and people will switch once they see the cost of real meat.

[Anonymous No.11799903]

>>11799044
Le Monsanto is putting evil Chemicals into my apples

[Anonymous No.11799909]

>>11799044
Go back to the future, nigger. We are still in 2019.

[Anonymous No.11799923]

Buttchugging.

[Anonymous No.11799949]

>>11799903
if the fact that one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies now owns one of the biggest crops gen engineering companies doesn't sound worrying in the slightest to you, then I don't know what will

[Anonymous No.11799952]

>>11799384
Mangosteen is super fucking good, but its nigh impossible to find in the states.

[Anonymous No.11799956]

>>11798920
Alcohol that has extra hydrogen molecules so when it dehydrogenates it isn't digested so no calories and 100% buzz.

[Anonymous No.11799960]

>>11799949
The only thing that can scare me is Orange Man

[Anonymous No.11799978]

>>11798920
I think it's going to be a spin on a classic, like sugar in spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.11799989]

>>11799949
>The German company is aiming to create a one-stop shop for seeds, crop chemicals and computer-aided services to farmers.
Sounds convenient if anything.

[Anonymous No.11800007]

>>11798934
t.andy

[Anonymous No.11800076]

>>11799989
>Wanting 1 company to monopolize all food
Their seeds are proprietary. They can and have sued farmers and had their crops destroyed for using their seeds without permission. Many of their crops are also sterile so you have to buy seed from them every year

[Anonymous No.11800078]

>>11800076
What would be the alternative way to do things?

[Anonymous No.11800440]

>>11799956

Can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.11800485]

>>11800076
>Many of their crops are also sterile so you have to buy seed from them every year

I hope you're aware that's a common thing. Most farmers don't keep seeds because it's too much work. It's far cheaper and more efficient to buy seeds every year anyway. This triggers neets with zero farming experience but it's standard practice.

why would I go through the labor to save seed when it's cheaper to buy it? and for that matter, why would I risk saving seed which may have unknown genetics due to pollination from the wild when I could buy seeds with known genetics instead?

[Anonymous No.11800670]

>>11799956