confess me your food sins

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based and redditpilled Sun Jan 20 07:25:25 2019 No.11785632 [Reply] [Original]

confess me your food sins

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:27:46 2019 No.11785634 >>11785632 I make alfredo with kielbasa sausage instead of chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:29:46 2019 No.11785639 I had some honey even im trying to do low carb

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:34:52 2019 No.11785655 I like to cook when I'm drunk. I know it's not safe but it's fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:37:23 2019 No.11785666 >>11785632 i can only eat nearly rotten fruit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:40:17 2019 No.11785671 >>11785632 I like Hawaiian pizza, brothers forgive me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:40:36 2019 No.11785673 File: 26 KB, 680x447, b2f[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785666 i like to let mangoes sit out until they're mushy, they get so sweet and fragrant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:40:41 2019 No.11785674 >>11785671 kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:41:42 2019 No.11785677 >>11785674 ;-;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 07:42:45 2019 No.11785678 >>11785655 same i pretty much only cook when im drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 08:20:58 2019 No.11785769 >>11785632 I unironically like Hawaiian pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 08:37:50 2019 No.11785817 I don't peel my carrots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 09:57:13 2019 No.11785987 >>11785817 Same

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 11:11:13 2019 No.11786227 >>11785817 youre supposed to?

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 11:19:16 2019 No.11786253
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if i am left along with a package of american cheese i will eat the whole thing. i am very ashamed. i can appreciate good cheese. but something about the rubbery gooeyness turns me into an animal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 11:21:17 2019 No.11786261 >>11785632 i still eat my own snot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:10:32 2019 No.11786467 I’ve boiled water to nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:20:19 2019 No.11786514 I use Blue Apron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:21:42 2019 No.11786521 >>11785671 Same. It's one of my favourites if it's done correctly. Best (imo) is crispy thin crust Hawaiian pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:23:15 2019 No.11786528 >>11785632 still love ketchup on hotdogs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:26:22 2019 No.11786539 >>11785632 I enjoy eating Hotdogs covered in cheese singles, Its like a cheesy shameful wrap

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:34:39 2019 No.11786576 File: 27 KB, 450x338, scallions_getty2400-56a4986a5f9b58b7d0d7bb32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I use both the green and white ends of scallions when the recipe calls for just one or the other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:39:18 2019 No.11786594 I pick out the mushrooms from food

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:47:15 2019 No.11786635
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>>11786253
I have rediscovered Velveeta after shunning it as garbage for many years.
Now it is a regular purchase, mostly to enhance boxed mac & cheese, and other sloppy casseroles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:49:10 2019 No.11786644 I can't cook and really have zero interest in it, I just come here to try to make myself hungry because I'm underweight

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:51:21 2019 No.11786655 >>11786253 it gets stuck to your teeth and you got a snack for later. it's just great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:51:24 2019 No.11786656 I ate an entire bag of nasty bbq buffalo frozen tendies out of my trash once

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 12:51:55 2019 No.11786661 >>11786644 If only you could simply buy a cake, open your mouth and place cake in mouth. Then your problem could be solved. Alas...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 13:27:11 2019 No.11786830 >>11785671 Nothing wrong with this, esp if the pineapple is charred and crispy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 13:58:18 2019 No.11786975 File: 12 KB, 177x188, fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785632 I... I like food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 14:03:49 2019 No.11786998 File: 86 KB, 1280x800, 1415254410831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just eat the fish bones. I do not know how to remove the small ones that are embedded in the meat. So I just deal with the fact that they scrape my throat when I eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 14:05:02 2019 No.11787003 >>11786656 you keep your trash in the freezer? >>11785632 my favorite part of eating food is the gas it makes, mixing different foods making funky gasses is the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 14:08:12 2019 No.11787021 >>11785632 I bought some Totino's Pizza Rolls and Hostess frosted mini donuts this weekend. I just couldn't help myself! >>11785671 People like you are the reason 9/11 happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 14:27:36 2019 No.11787091 File: 230 KB, 1000x1000, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11786998

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 14:28:01 2019 No.11787096 i cant actually cook that well i just follow recipes every time and my friends think im a good cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 15:41:03 2019 No.11787447 File: 47 KB, 500x375, fdgdfghgfh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put ketchup on steak. The saltiness/sweetness of the ketchup plus the savoriness of the steak is a 10/10 flavor for me. I know I'm a pleb but I can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 15:52:36 2019 No.11787518 >>11787447 actually kill yourself. unironically. just please cleanse yourself off this earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 15:57:21 2019 No.11787545 >>11787518 I also put ketchup on mac & cheese and scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 16:06:46 2019 No.11787586 >>11787545 Don't tease the NPC he's getting confused

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 16:09:01 2019 No.11787592 I like so much put a thing called "picos" on my yogurt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:19:10 2019 No.11787851 File: 208 KB, 354x534, 1541251379587.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I eat a lot of pickled eggs and think gherkins suck

Autonymous Sun Jan 20 17:27:54 2019 No.11787902

I'm a straight male but when I suck off other guys in public toilets I pretend that I'm a girl. I mean, I don't act like a girl in any way, but in my head I'm a girl. Then it's not gay because I'm a girl and I'm straight. Because I'm not gay.

I'm not gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:30:44 2019 No.11787922 I only had a dinner date once in my life

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 17:54:21 2019 No.11788052 Pineapple and anchovies on pizza

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 18:09:00 2019 No.11788134

>>11786998
Wow, that's pretty bad. Try to remove the flesh pieces that have the bones attached. You eat less flesh but you keep the bones out of your system.
Also, you can just buy big cuts from big fish that tend to have big bones that are easier to pick. Or even buy extra small fish like sardines or juveniles from the mackarel family. If you fry them, the bones are generally small and soft enough to be chewed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:12:22 2019 No.11788446 >>11786521 Either thin crust or with onions. Idk how, but a crunch with the pineapple just feels right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:42:19 2019 No.11788564 >>11785632 My number 1 food is a double sausage and egg mcmuffin

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:43:09 2019 No.11788569

>>11785632
I only like cheese when it's melted, and I don't like to eat a lot of it. Makes me feel sick.

I really like just putting butter on pasta. I can't help it.

I much prefer parmasean from a can vs the real stuff. Same with maple syrup. I prefer aunt jemimas. (I'm canadian too)

I put ketchup on the roasted potatoes.

I hate cherry and other cheap flavoured candies. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:44:27 2019 No.11788574 >>11786514 FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:45:32 2019 No.11788581 i always open a packet of instant ramen when i eat microwave popcorn so i can put the ramen flavoring on the popcorn i also eat the dry noodles

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:45:51 2019 No.11788583 >>11786594 Gaaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:46:26 2019 No.11788585 File: 520 KB, 590x740, bbqchickenza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785671 My favourite pizza is BBQ Chicken with pineapple.

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:49:42 2019 No.11788610

I have a bad oral fixation. I love food so much it's what I do for a living on a scientific level. During work, however, feeding my face and, therefore, waistline is not a good option, so I drink tea, water, kombucha, coffee... so many liquids I literally pee out of my butthole on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:53:22 2019 No.11788625 >I literally pee out of my butthole on a regular basis. You wh..what??

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:56:17 2019 No.11788637 >>11788610 How many dicks have you sucked?

Anonymous Sun Jan 20 19:57:15 2019 No.11788641

My most common use of rice is as a carrier for garlic and dairy. My standard rice side dish is brown rice cooked in stock with a bay leaf and a crushed garlic clove, then mixed with butter and fresh farmer's cheese alongside plenty of black pepper.

Forgive me but also fuck off, chinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 20:19:18 2019 No.11788755 >>11785671 Its honestly pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 20:29:54 2019 No.11788803 >>11787447 I put it on every meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 20:53:13 2019 No.11788899 >>11787447 This isn't actually that bad desu. People use bbq sauce all the time for their steaks and its the same shit, inferior even.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:06:38 2019 No.11788962 Not me, but my gf eats basic, store-brand pasta with butter and black pepper. Seeing the leftover oil/fat in the pan almost makes me vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:10:49 2019 No.11788971 I dont wash anything unless it's COVERED in dirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:13:03 2019 No.11788981 >>11788962 as a simple snack thats not that bad desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:21:34 2019 No.11789009 I like boxed mac and cheese with mustard sometimes, it sounds awful but I like the flavor, especially if it's been reheated so it's not as cheesy anymore. Sometimes I'll even just have plain pasta with mustard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:23:32 2019 No.11789017 >>11785632 root beer floats with peppermint ice cream

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:24:48 2019 No.11789024 >>11786514 Is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:27:34 2019 No.11789032 >>11788581 That sounds pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:29:11 2019 No.11789040 >>11788971 hippie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 21:57:45 2019 No.11789140 >>11788641 Dude that's just risotto. You're fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 22:00:08 2019 No.11789147 >>11785632 I got mad at my parents one time when I was 10 when they made me get up to bring them their pizza so I farted on the pizza when they weren't looking and gave it to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 22:00:12 2019 No.11789148 >>11785632 I prefer instant ramen to authentic ramen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:03:33 2019 No.11789402 >>11788962 Use Mayo instead of butter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:05:17 2019 No.11789405 I burn food a lot because I don't put a timer on and I forget that im cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:05:42 2019 No.11789409 >>11785632 my goto recipe when I'm lazy and don't want to truly cook is boiling some angel hair pasta and mixing it with a few tablespoons of pesto.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:08:31 2019 No.11789419 When I make kraft mac and cheese and pour in the powder I only half mix it as I feel it tastes better :\

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:10:22 2019 No.11789424 >>11785632 Had a Oreo shake at jack in the box that was 800 calories and put me over my calorie limit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:14:57 2019 No.11789444 >>11787902 Anon you know you shouldn't be eating cock, it might make you gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:16:33 2019 No.11789450 >>11788134 >pretending he will ever see this post

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 20 23:35:29 2019 No.11789515 >>11785632 I haven't made a single pomodoro sauce since a local restaurant began selling jars of their house sauce at nearby stores a couple of years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:06:10 2019 No.11789607 >>11785817 What happens to the dirt and grit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:08:51 2019 No.11789614 I blender soups

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:20:54 2019 No.11789651 >>11785632 I just ate my landlord's beef jerky & chicken noodle soup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:21:53 2019 No.11789656 I like cucumber in my ceviche

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:34:46 2019 No.11789707

>>11785632
I hardly ever cook from fresh/raw ingredients because I hate prepwork and I hate the endless cleaning that comes with real cooking. I also hate getting fast food or going out to eat because its expensive and im autistic as fuck. I eat most of my meals from buying frozen food from sams club so I can just pop it in the oven and play pc games while it heats up.
living alone will make you not enjoy cooking because theres nobody around to care about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:40:04 2019 No.11789732 >>11789707 Appreciate ur own cooking u fool. Clean while food is cooking and there'll be no mess when ur done. Turn on the radio and dance with ur spatula. Quit being a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:41:46 2019 No.11789737 i dont sift my flour i just guess how much less to put in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:45:12 2019 No.11789755 >>11785817 I peel my vegetables not because of dirt but because of the people that may have touched them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:48:26 2019 No.11789776 >>11785632 I don't really like rare steak and always cook it medium instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:52:39 2019 No.11789792 microwave a tortilla with some cheese (chihuahua and sharp cheddar u degenerate) for 30 seconds, put some diced tomatoes on it and sour cream and cry the night away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 00:55:33 2019 No.11789803 >>11787922 what is a dinner date? i have a bf and i have never gone on a date or anything we mostly eat random things i make or frozen stuff from the store or boxes of soup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:21:35 2019 No.11789891 >>11786576 This is the correct way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:22:55 2019 No.11789893 >>11785632 I have none, I am Food Jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:46:29 2019 No.11789965 >>11787447 Ketchup is disgusting, and if you use it past the age of 8, you should consider yourself a failure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:47:27 2019 No.11789967 File: 73 KB, 1024x481, 1477671340268m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785671 We'll all burn together brothers. Well burn while enjoying the taste sensation of salty sweet delicious pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:49:15 2019 No.11789974 File: 102 KB, 960x1280, cacio e 4chan frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make cacio e pepe with Kraft sawdust "parmesan." And it's delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:52:49 2019 No.11789987 >>11789965 Really just an aquired taste anon. Never liked it as a kid but I learned how to appreciate it a couple years ago. Pretty essential condiment for plenty of american diner favorites

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 01:58:50 2019 No.11790000 >>11789040 There's nothing wrong with it, if you get food poisoning from an unwashed vegetable you have a pussy immune system

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:00:29 2019 No.11790004

I actually really like those new cheese teas that you can find at some boba places now. I think they are originally a Taiwanese thing, but it's iced tea that has a foam on top made from salted cream cheese. It sounds absolutely mental but it is fucking delicious. I get mine without and sugar or ice because sweet tea is for rednecks and children, and I don't pay for water frozen or not. The cheese isn't like a thick dollop of soft cheese it's a foam, you sip the tea through it so you get this first hit of salty rich cheese that is immediately cut by cold refreshing tea. Sometimes I just mix the two together let the oolong bitter or black tea smokey flavor mix with the cheese.

Fuck these chinks make some barbaric living seafood dishes and virgin boy piss eggs...but their tea tricks are witchcraft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:01:22 2019 No.11790007 >>11789803 A date where you go out to dinner Stop dating EBT ass fuckbois

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:02:55 2019 No.11790011 >>11785632 Yesterday the chicken thighs I was going to cook still weren't fully thawed and I was feeling lazy anyway so I just warmed up a whole box of frozen taquitos and ate them all in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:08:27 2019 No.11790032 >>11785632 I like pineapple pizza with ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:10:59 2019 No.11790042 >>11790004 you sound just like my facebook page

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:21:45 2019 No.11790066 >>11790004 Dam I'm gonna take a weeb girl on a date next week just to try this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:27:21 2019 No.11790091 >>11789987 >I didn't enjoy it at age 5, but by the time I was 7 I really started to like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:29:03 2019 No.11790098 >>11790042 I don't know what that means >>11790066 Good luck anon, my GF doesn't like them at all so I drink them alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:30:35 2019 No.11790103 I buy those food separator plates that are made for children because I don't like when my food touches Some of them have peter the rabbit and you have to clear the plate to find out how the story ends

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:32:11 2019 No.11790109 >>11790091 Lol good joke desu. Listen playboy im just sayin not every place is gonna have a Thai chili aioli for u to dip ur Parmesan herb crusted frites in. Try some hot crinkle cuts in cold ketchup sometime is p good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:33:36 2019 No.11790112 >>11790098 Lol tfw even Mr gf haver is forever alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:35:58 2019 No.11790122 >>11790109 What fucking restaurant doesn't have mustard or vinegar or hot sauce for fries? Ketchup is disgusting and you should feel bad for eating it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:38:48 2019 No.11790133 >>11790112 That's a fact of any stable relationship you aren't going to share every interest and don't have to do everything together. If the worst you can say is that you sometimes drink tea by yourself or with platonic friends, then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:39:05 2019 No.11790135 >>11785632 I eat the same Turkey,Ham,Swiss Cheese with Mayo, Mustard, and pepper on Wheat sandwich almost every single day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:45:27 2019 No.11790152 >>11790133 This is a cool guy w a winning attitude remember this next time y'all ask urselves y no gf :'/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:47:36 2019 No.11790157 I like to eat little caesers by dipping it in queso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:48:02 2019 No.11790160 >>11790122 Dude even straight mayonnaise would be better with fries than any of that shit you need to just fuck all the way off (okay you can at least put the hot sauce in the mayonnaise or ketchup that's fine)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 02:50:51 2019 No.11790165 >>11785632 I only eat bananas after they turn black

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:10:13 2019 No.11790206 >>11790160 >Mayo and ketchup before mustard or vinegar 8/10, you really had me going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:17:29 2019 No.11790220 For a period of 15 months when I was 19 and on my own I ate quite literally absolutely nothing but hamburger helper. 3 times a day every day. I am not quite sure how I am alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:18:01 2019 No.11790223 >>11790206 Ur palette is garbage and there's nothing this board can do to help you time to log tf off u sumbitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:28:16 2019 No.11790254 >>11790206 who the fuck puts mustard and vinegar on fries? or mayo for that matter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:30:12 2019 No.11790261 >>11785632 I microwave frozen fish sticks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:32:45 2019 No.11790274 >>11790254 Are there really people here who don't put vinegar on their fries?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:35:15 2019 No.11790279 >>11788446 whispers Jalapenos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:42:06 2019 No.11790304 >>11789405 It takes 10 seconds to set a timer. People like you are the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:45:33 2019 No.11790310 >>11790274 Most ppl prefer not to ruin they food they're about to eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:45:43 2019 No.11790311 >>11790274 I mean, I have before when making salt and vinegar potatoes at home but as a staple that should be at every table at a food establishment to go with your fries? Never heard of that. What country does this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:47:45 2019 No.11790313 >>11790310 Shut up, nigger. >>11790311 It's completely standard in America, the UK, and plenty of restaurants in Japan that serve Western food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 03:48:39 2019 No.11790316 >>11790133 >>11790152 Samefag Confirmed Mr. Cheese-in-his-tea has no gf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:01:33 2019 No.11790340 >>11785632 When I was little I used to eat mexican rice with ranch for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:16:28 2019 No.11790363 >>11786467 >boil water to almost nothing >water concentrate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:17:45 2019 No.11790365 >>11785634 >kielbasa sausage Kielbasa means literally sausage you retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:45:43 2019 No.11790413 File: 117 KB, 620x414, 1546671749464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785632 I like to boil frozen perogies in with my ramen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:56:10 2019 No.11790439 >>11790413 Pierogi is already plural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 04:57:40 2019 No.11790443 File: 145 KB, 265x480, 1546663219833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11790439 That's not how we say it here in good ol' Alberta budd! Take your commie speak off of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 05:13:23 2019 No.11790464 File: 860 KB, 500x281, 1546654240603.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11789147 Devilish. I enjoy the semi popped kernels when eating popcorn almost as much as I enjoy the properly popped ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 06:05:46 2019 No.11790560 >>11790443 So you’re all retarded in there. Good to know.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 06:35:03 2019 No.11790624
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>>11785671
I like Hawaiian with Sardines, the pineapple helps balance out the saltiness of the fish. I also really like to eat Squid and Polish sausage chopped up together on rice with kung pao sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 06:36:03 2019 No.11790627 I am getting into fasting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 06:37:11 2019 No.11790630 File: 15 KB, 218x225, u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11790220

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 08:02:02 2019 No.11790802 >>11786528 Ketchup Master race. Ketchup is the only condiment. >>11787447

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 08:04:09 2019 No.11790807 >>11788962 cacio e pepe is a thing fresh p-corns or kys

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 08:31:08 2019 No.11790868

Euro here. Once got a burger, large fries and large soda at five guys in NYC and had to literally throw up into a public toilet because it was too much for me

The crazy thing was, the girl right in front of me ordered the same thing + an extra hot dog and she was at least a foot smaller than me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:13:40 2019 No.11790971 >>11789450 ? what makes you say that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:16:34 2019 No.11790978 >>11790313 I live in new hampshire and i've never once seen or heard of vinegar on fries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:16:38 2019 No.11790979 >>11785632 I love the bbq pizza even though it's an abomination

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:17:18 2019 No.11790984 >>11790807 He said butter and black pepper, not cheese and black pepper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:17:57 2019 No.11790985 >>11787851 pickles eggs are great, there's a lot of things that are better than pickled cucumbers, though if you make them yourself they can be MUCH better than gherkins.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:19:22 2019 No.11790988
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>>11790316
Nope I was just asleep. Sorry anon, but at least two people lurking here have at least a passing understanding on how to make a relationship work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:20:16 2019 No.11790992 >>11789974 what's wrong with that parmesan, I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:23:24 2019 No.11791001 >>11790464 I always fear for my teeth but the payoff is so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:38:20 2019 No.11791043 I eat fries with vinegar and pretzels with ketchup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 09:45:05 2019 No.11791081 I only eat overly green and unripe bananas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 10:06:05 2019 No.11791151 When I run out of cheese for an omelette, I just use jarred nacho cheese instead. The texture gets kind of weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 12:35:38 2019 No.11791651 I put ketchup on my pancakes instead of syrup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 12:43:45 2019 No.11791693 My favorite meal is fettuccini boiled in chicken stock cubes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 13:06:56 2019 No.11791792 >>11785632 I don't really enjoy cooking. I think a lot of it has to do with living alone. When my girlfriend comes over I have a good time, but otherwise I make the same one or two dishes all week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 13:10:21 2019 No.11791805 White chocolate + Peanut Butter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Milk/Dark + PB. I will never again make a dessert in the latter form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 13:12:44 2019 No.11791812 >>11790971 because he's a drive-by shitposter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 13:18:06 2019 No.11791838 >>11788581 i wanna try this now desu

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:11:02 2019 No.11792014

Many of you have confessed the sin of pineapple on pizza. It's good you acknowledge it as a sin, as indeed it is. Though a pizza with pineapple will not necessarily taste bad, it is still a waste of pizza as a normal pizza will always be better. So really, you committed the sin of wasting pizza. And yes, it is.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:16:36 2019 No.11792033

>>11791812
I'm still here motherfucker. Why do you disrespect me like this? Just because I eat my fish with the bones? Must a man be an expert in fish anatomy and proficient in deboning of aquatic creatures to be accorded basic respect from a /ck/ poster? Don't think I haven't been reading the posts you have written in this thread as soon as they were submitted.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:24:48 2019 No.11792057

>>11785632
I hate dark chocolate
I love white chocolate
I think authentic mexican and authentic italian are both garbage-tier and the bastardized burger versions of both are vastly superior and delicious
I threw away a whole pot of leek and potato soup today because I got overwhelmed by my roommates leaving their similar looking pots on the stove and forgot to put it in the fridge for 2 days

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:26:41 2019 No.11792061 >>11789009 Mustard is a common ingredient in mac and cheese. It enhances the cheese flavor. I use it every single time, a big squirt of Dijon.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:45:28 2019 No.11792136
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>>11786644

Are you a male. If you are get your hormone/testosterone levels checked out please. I am not joking. I dicovered I was low, got put on test boosters and have gained 20 pounds now in 3 months after being the same weight for 8 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 14:48:21 2019 No.11792148 File: 535 KB, 683x1024, 69DD420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785632 When I am home I lick my plate clean. Like a ravenous dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 15:07:30 2019 No.11792231 I put ketchup and japanese chili powder in my pizza. I love hawaiian- piza. I put lime and salt in my beer. I drink unflavored, unsweetened whey protein.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 15:11:57 2019 No.11792255 i once lived off raw peanuts and milk for a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 15:16:16 2019 No.11792281 I sometimes eat veggie burgers when I'm feeling lazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:41:49 2019 No.11792597 >>11789776 I don't know the difference so I just cook it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:46:34 2019 No.11792619 File: 477 KB, 1200x1836, weakling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11790868 weakling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:47:48 2019 No.11792629 >>11791651 How many cursed photos are you behind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:49:12 2019 No.11792637 File: 725 KB, 360x202, patriotism intense.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11792057

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:50:04 2019 No.11792644 >>11790988 >what is posting from different devices Also >acting holier-than-thou on 4chan Yeah buddy, you're killing it out there It's time to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 16:54:13 2019 No.11792663 >>11790365 Some people don’t speak fucking sausage retard >never heard of kielbasa >the use of the word sausage after, although redundant, let’s me know what the fuck he’s saying >fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:02:42 2019 No.11792699 >>11792057 To be fair, you're right about authentic Mexican. Too much goat and liquor. Ameri-Mexican is superior due to abundance of beef and variety of seasonings. Also my sin is that I eat my roommate's snacks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:39:33 2019 No.11792887 >>11785634 When i was little, i used to microvave tortillas without using a plate, and then just sprinkled sugar on it and called it a meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:48:15 2019 No.11792932 >>11785632 I sometimes make smoothies out of raw steaks and jerky for spice... /fit/ told me it would increase my macros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:48:16 2019 No.11792933 >>11792887 wtf is wrong with you. Like, I ate mustard sandwiches when I was a kid, but sugar on a tortilla, WITH NO FUCKING PLATE?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:50:29 2019 No.11792946 >>11785632 I boiled an entire pigeon alive once and ate it...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 17:53:00 2019 No.11792956 File: 32 KB, 651x799, whi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11792946 I didn't need to read that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 19:41:01 2019 No.11793370 File: 220 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_2019-01-21-18-38-43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11792644 He anon it me the same exact person who definitely uses two different phones just to own MFers like u lmao bye bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 19:50:03 2019 No.11793425 I live off of autismbux and spend upwards of half a grand a month eating fast almost every day in addition to groceries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 19:56:08 2019 No.11793460 Hot dogs cold right out of the fucking package. I put ketchup on my sausage. I put my hamburger on white bread. I cut my pizza with a fork and knife. And I fuck my Cornish hens before I cook them...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 19:56:42 2019 No.11793464 >>11785632 I fucked my mom's nigger wife with spaghetti on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:14:47 2019 No.11793548 File: 51 KB, 749x741, 1533854394212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785632 i ate 2000 calories yesterday even though i'm on a cut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:16:54 2019 No.11793554 >>11785632 Promised my wife I would diet but snuck 4 double big macs yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:18:59 2019 No.11793568 File: 52 KB, 793x786, 1523196154541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sometimes i only eat a couple glass of milk and protein powder for the whole day

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:30:39 2019 No.11793632

I love making burgers but people always seem grossed out over them.
My favorite is:
>Onion bun
>Sweet thai chili on both sides
>Black beans
>Corn
>Sliced jalapenos
>Patty
>Spicy BBQ sauce
>Dry coleslaw (cabbage, red cabbage, carrots)
It's seriously good but apparently people think it's a freakish disaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:37:02 2019 No.11793656 >>11793370 Resorting to insults, oh great master of relationships? Doesn't seem too productive does it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:39:06 2019 No.11793668 when i was 11 i was addicted to snickerdoodle cookies. only snockerdoodles could sustain me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:40:08 2019 No.11793675 >>11793632 besides the black beans and coleslaw, i would give that a try.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:40:27 2019 No.11793677
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>>11793656
You got the (you)s mixed up there homie. Look it's okay you were wrong in the samefag accusation, fine too that you are wrong again now, but you should consider just accepting that you are wrong and moving on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:41:15 2019 No.11793680 >>11793656 Bitch & motherfucker is a common term of endearment I use toward all my friends no need to be so defensive desu :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:42:48 2019 No.11793684 >>11793370 How exactly did 'own' him? You look petty. I agree with anon ur posts all scream reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:47:12 2019 No.11793703 >>11790630 God I hope uli's alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:47:45 2019 No.11793704 >>11792699 degenerate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:49:02 2019 No.11793707 File: 233 KB, 576x768, 1547076869182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11792033 Holy shit

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:49:53 2019 No.11793710

>>11789732
maybe you cant read all good. I said I hate the endless cleaning. that is exactly what cleaning while you cook entails.
>start prepping
>clean knife and cutting board
>clean counter
>cook for 5 minutes
>clean
foods done
>clean pan
>clean whatever else you cooked with
clean, clean, clean. I just want someone to cook and clean for me. its such a drag to work 11-12 hours, come home and then fucking work some more. I dont see how anyone has the motivation for that after wageslaving almost every waking hour away. my fucking spirit is even tired and im supposed to happily cook and clean for my "free" time.
The jews did this...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:49:59 2019 No.11793712 I eat when I'm bored and I eat when I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:53:22 2019 No.11793725 >>11793684 >>11793656 >>11790313 For me, it's a nice turkey & snow pea fried rice for dinner while reading the shameless autistic meltdowns of anons who feel threatened by the way I type >:^)

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:58:28 2019 No.11793749

>>11793710
Being a bitch is using the word endless as hyperbole in this context. Think I made it clear that the cleaning ends when the cooking ends. Lot of us cook big meals on the weekend to eat on work nights. Ur being an endless bitch and it needs to stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:59:00 2019 No.11793753 >>11789607 you still wash them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 20:59:06 2019 No.11793754 >>11793675 The black beans are good but the coleslaw is integral. Without it the entire meal easily falls apart.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:16:07 2019 No.11793807

>>11785632

I don't like any creamy white sauces (mayo, sour cream, ranch, tartar sauce, etc.) and my fellow Americans give me shit for it.

I'm not sure it's a sin as much as it is a grind my gears sorta situation. I'm doing nothing wrong by NOT dipping my food in ranch except maybe risking living longer among the fucking eloi

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:25:19 2019 No.11793853

>be me today
>dont really exercise other than a mile walk to work every day, so average body type
>first day off in 9 days
>roommates at work, house all to myself
>check emails
>coupon for uber eats, free delivery for 3 orders
>"mcdonalds only 20 minute delivery"
>whatstheworstthatcouldhappen.png
>order 2 filet o fish, 4 cheeseburgers, a double quarter pounder, and a basket of fries
>somehow ate it all in the timespan of two or three hours
>oh god oh fuck my entire body hurts
>want to vomit, want to not move
why did i think this was a good idea
why am i like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:30:53 2019 No.11793877 I’d order Uber eats and say they got my order wrong. Probably got around $300 worth of free food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:37:38 2019 No.11793901 >>11785632 I eat like 3-5lbs of meat in a week.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:56:15 2019 No.11793997
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>>11785632
I sometimes enjoy ragu, spaghetti and shit tier powder parmesan cheese. I mean the kind with wood cellulose to keep it from caking. It reminds me of camping. It's terrible everytime but it feels good to know those emotions are still there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:58:09 2019 No.11794008 >>11785671 Did pineapple and anchovies a couple days ago. The sweet and salty is fantastic together irregardless of what baby-pallet pepperonifags say

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:58:42 2019 No.11794012 I can cook anything under the sun... except rice. I'm so bad at cooking rice that I had to buy a rice cooker.

Anonymous Mon Jan 21 21:59:32 2019 No.11794018
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Sometimes, when it's late and I'm VERY hungry, I'll order a piece of cake and some bacon from the diner downstairs. I then proceed to eat them on the same plate. Brothers, forgive my gluttony.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 22:13:33 2019 No.11794105 >>11793703 Last I heard he was doing pretty well for himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 21 22:40:45 2019 No.11794229 >>11786467 many times

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:32:20 2019 No.11795392 >>11790313 Ive lived all over the south and in commiefornia, I've never seen this, maybe in great Britain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:39:21 2019 No.11795404 >>11795392 Malt vinegar comes with chips, yes. Not 'fries', whatever the fuck they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:43:04 2019 No.11795411 File: 440 KB, 500x374, 82cccc51-2e03-432f-aff8-ef9476710b1b_l.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When I was high once I resolved some jelly in some milk and poured it into some peanut butter crunch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:45:11 2019 No.11795417 >>11795411 Dissolved Autocorrect phonefag here, my bad

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:46:09 2019 No.11795418

>>11789755
Poor person here. That's a good move. I get up first thing in the morning and touch all the produce at the grocery store with my filthy fingers before everybody else has a chance. Even I wash them because the produce stockers fingered all the vegetables before me, and before that it was the farm workers. We are all part of a long chain of filthy-fingerers.

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 05:51:59 2019 No.11795430

>>11786998
Before you cook a boned filet, run the back of your knife along the flesh side. When you feel or hear a little click, pull out the bone with your fingers or a dedicated pair of needle nose pliers. If you've cooked a whole fish, try to split the fish open bilaterally into two filets, then carefully pull out the spine. Most of the bones will come out with it. You can sort of check for clicks with your table knife, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 06:33:34 2019 No.11795504 >>11789965 Based and redpilled. Fuck Ketchup. BBQ IS THE LIGHT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 06:41:42 2019 No.11795520 File: 43 KB, 540x960, 45520476_2165063246845511_6676774734648049664_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785673 based. this is the only good way to eat mangoes famalam

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 06:44:10 2019 No.11795526

>>11785632
>frying pan on low-medium heat
>teaspoon or so of EV olive oil
>storebought flour tortilla goes in pan
>move it around to distribute tasty oil
>toast for 2 minutes just on the one side
>tortilla should still be predominantly soft but with crisp part
>toasted tortilla comes out of pan onto board, oil side up
>season lightly with flaky sea salt
>fold in half then in half again to contain the salt
>eat

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 06:47:13 2019 No.11795532

>>11785632
I hate cheese. Always have. Periodically as an adult I have eaten/tried different cheeses for different reasons. Sometimes by accident when it was in a sandwich and I didn't realise, or when I was at a fancy restaurant and didn't want to be weird, stuff like that. Every cheese I have eaten with the exception of mozzarella on pizza I dislike.

Even mozzarella can be pushing it if there's too much of it on there. When I make pizzas for myself I put on the tiniest sprinkling I can get away with, just enough to hold the ingredients together a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 06:50:44 2019 No.11795539 >>11790992 It's a sin around these parts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:05:38 2019 No.11795566 I've been on low carb since Christmas, and the desire for sugary sweets is already killing me. I am a full-grown man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:07:05 2019 No.11795570 >>11795526 I mean it's kind of like making tortilla chips, just a bit softer

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:17:32 2019 No.11795597
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>>11785632
this was my shameful recipe. i'm sure i can't be the only one

>2 minute noodles
>sprinkle flavoring whilst noodles still raw
>eat

yummo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:21:14 2019 No.11795608 >>11792637 You know what's funny? I'm not even American, just a third worlder who unironically loves your food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:22:16 2019 No.11795609 >>11795597 I did this as a kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:22:25 2019 No.11795610 >>11792946 Finally something I can masturbate to

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:26:36 2019 No.11795615 File: 940 KB, 627x502, 1de[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11795411

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:40:23 2019 No.11795637 File: 55 KB, 1600x900, wojak[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11789707 >living alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:40:26 2019 No.11795638 >>11792033 >>11786998 Holly molly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:41:28 2019 No.11795640 >>11789965 >>11787518 Lmao @ you rattled virgins

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:44:04 2019 No.11795642 >>11793656 >>11792644 emberassing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 07:46:04 2019 No.11795645 >>11792946 This should be a banner

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 08:58:41 2019 No.11795787

>>11785632
When I come home after working an evening shift I always get drunk and start making ridiculous amounts french fries and also grill/fry/bake whatever kind of meat we have in the fridge. Load the fries up with loads of salt, mayonaise, and mustard. Then I just start watching anime the whole night and I make more food when I'm out. I end up eating so much I won't be hungry the next day till diner.
The only reason I'm not getting super fat is that I fast during the rest of the week and only eat diner and breakfast. I don't think it's healthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 09:11:02 2019 No.11795814 In the times I get chicken tenders, I tend to get both honey mustard and ranch as dipping sauces to alternate between sweet and savory flavor. I dip my fries in those same side dishes too. Also with tartar sauce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 09:13:14 2019 No.11795817 >>11792946 I read that as pig at first

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 09:18:31 2019 No.11795836 File: 106 KB, 1200x770, ditto_electrode comfy snowed in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11793703 >>11794105 He's doing alright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_6NMFnfno

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 09:21:30 2019 No.11795845 File: 1.02 MB, 1309x1172, awwooo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11793703 He's working at a walmart in oldsmar FL. Most of his fears like water, mirrors and stairs have been conquered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:06:26 2019 No.11795981 I order my Mc Chicken without lettuce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:13:02 2019 No.11796007 I don’t have a microwave in my house

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:23:41 2019 No.11796051 File: 1.17 MB, 480x332, 76286C1C-E67C-435F-B1CD-ADD7AF78377F.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11792148 That nose

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:24:42 2019 No.11796053 I like eating ice cold black beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:43:36 2019 No.11796116 >>11785634 this just sounds like a better version of putting hotdogs in mac and cheese gonna try it next time

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:57:37 2019 No.11796148

>>11790004
Quality of sweet tea varies wildly honestly. A lot of people make it disgustingly sweet, to the point where it's sickening, but if you make it strong, by using about three tea bags, boiling it on low, letting it steep for twenty minutes, and only putting a bit of sugar and a slice lemon in, it's actually breddy gud.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:58:34 2019 No.11796151 >>11796148 >>mentions number of tea bags >>doesn't mention amount of water dummies sure are dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:58:39 2019 No.11796153 >>11785632 >I prefer processed cheeses to "fancy" cheeses >I think all alcohol, be it wine, beer, or champagne, tastes generally the same >I can't cook eggs in a conventional manner, I always end up making them a mess resembling scrambled eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 10:59:48 2019 No.11796157 >>11796151 Shit, my bad. I usually make a gallon pitcher.

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:01:28 2019 No.11796162

>>11796148
Agreed, too sweet is gross. I drink quite a bit of green and hibiscus tea and have a mildly sweetened version down pat. Boil 26-28oz of water, steep 2 bags of green tea for ~1 minute or 2 bags of hibiscus tea for ~5 minutes, add 2 tbsp of erithrytol and a splash of lemon juice. Top with some ice, shake to combine, and pop it in the fridge until fully cooled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:21:18 2019 No.11796225 >>11796162 I usually only sweeten black tea, but I'll give your recipe a shot. Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:29:02 2019 No.11796255 >>11785817 The most nutrients are on the outside of the carrot, like apples. You should never peel carrots and just wash them..

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:35:42 2019 No.11796285 >>11793853 Yesterday I ate 6 junior chickens from a mcdonalds uber eats order in 3 hours and got a headrush I am getting so fat... i used to run cross country... I probably couldnt run a mile now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:49:52 2019 No.11796335 File: 165 KB, 1080x810, 20190122_114936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put ranch on more things than I should

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:52:24 2019 No.11796341 >>11785671 Same, only reddit fags hate it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:56:34 2019 No.11796354
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>>11785632
Last night I ran out of time trying to find a good recipe and wound up just pan-frying some stew-meat because it's what my family wanted. It was chewy and bland, as expected, served over cubed potato with gravy. I could have done better with a little more time, had the main ingredient not been dumped in my lap half an hour before dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 11:57:27 2019 No.11796358 I can't touch a potato if it's got eyes on it. Something about the little growing tubers freaks me out and I can't work wirh them at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:06:25 2019 No.11796383 File: 10 KB, 240x200, american pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11795608 Yes, let the freedom spread through you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:08:48 2019 No.11796391 >>11796007 Same

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:19:39 2019 No.11796430 >>11785632 I love microwavable shit. Forgive me, Father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:33:20 2019 No.11796473 >>11792946 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:34:52 2019 No.11796477 File: 40 KB, 829x663, 1536950412440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm having syrup sandwiches for dinner tonight and I'm not even black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:46:03 2019 No.11796508 A lot of times I don't eat when I'm hungry because I'm lazy and then end up binging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 12:57:44 2019 No.11796543 I actually enjoy cooking and dislike fast food and shitposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:36:29 2019 No.11796673 I enjoy eating frozen foods like hamburgers and chicken breasts. It's easy to make but for some reason I genuinely enjoy the taste of frozen meals and sometimes even prefer it over the actual cooked thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:37:43 2019 No.11796680 >>11796673 I also put ketchup on broccoli florets and eat them. Not even cooked, just raw broccoli and ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:39:55 2019 No.11796693 >>11795526 Don't worry anon, I actually do this too. Sometimes I dip it in salsa or nacho cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 13:59:23 2019 No.11796783 I don't wash anything (vegetables, knives, chopping boards, etc) i just wipe them with kitchen towel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:09:26 2019 No.11796827 >>11787447 sup donald

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:17:50 2019 No.11796861 >>11789965 Ketchup is decent and if you use it appropriately on stuff like fries and dont insult anons about their food preferences on /ck/, you're not an absolute retard!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:22:13 2019 No.11796891 I eat asian soups (ones that have noodles) with a spoon in one hand and chopsticks in another.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 14:37:08 2019 No.11796961 File: 178 KB, 400x437, tumblr_oteyudLFf01w8cutyo1_400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11793807

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 15:03:48 2019 No.11797080 >>11785632 I dip Graham crackers in milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:02:18 2019 No.11797414 File: 47 KB, 604x603, 1500433293821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785671 there's a special place in hell for people who like pineapple on pizza see you there, brother

Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:09:35 2019 No.11797453

Guys. its not even bad. sometimes i put hot cocoa powder like swiss miss in cold milk. i like the powder balls that form at the top. i let them flow into my mouth and then chew them. they pop and dry powder goes all over my mouth. it tastes real good but stains my teeth . i also hahahahaAH i like to make mac and cheese with no milk. i strain the macaroni then transfer it straight to the bowl. i then apply the cheese in the bowl without milk or water. its a similar effect to the cocoa powder in cold milk. the cheese gets congealed and forms like little bumps of cheese and dry powder inside the bubbles. i eat entire boxes of kraft this way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:24:42 2019 No.11797505 >>11785671 literally the dumbest meme ever. keep loving it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:26:20 2019 No.11797513 >>11796255 That's wrong entirely. The skin has more lignin than the rest. In other words, it's not even fully digestible. Peel them shits, retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:27:30 2019 No.11797519 >>11788585 This guy gets it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:34:15 2019 No.11797541 >>11793632 All of those are potentially good on a burger, some of them together. But seeing bbq and jalapenos alone confirms you have shit taste. That's an absolute cacophony of flavors, not a symphony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:47:33 2019 No.11797591 Grilled cheese is still awesome to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 16:57:10 2019 No.11797630 >>11788581 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:03:04 2019 No.11797654 >>11797541 >Hating on BBQ or Jalapenos makes you have good taste Not enjoying the taste of it yourself is fine but thinking it makes you superior or inferior than someone else is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:08:01 2019 No.11797672 drank chocolate boost, while eating hot Cheetos for lunch that's all ive eaten today

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:24:01 2019 No.11797739 File: 154 KB, 783x710, dont worry they wash it with water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11785632 im vegan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:28:54 2019 No.11797758 >>11797739 Had one of these come in. We just sent it back to the distributor and they took it off our purchase and sent us a free one for the trouble. There's no guarantee every animal will be 100% healthy and not have a cyst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 17:31:24 2019 No.11797768 >>11797739 How fascinating, I'm also piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 23:51:38 2019 No.11799120 >>11796255 damn you are dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 23:52:59 2019 No.11799127 >>11797513 >>11799120 No u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 22 23:59:54 2019 No.11799148 >>11795411 Amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:01:04 2019 No.11799152 >>11785632 I serve medium steaks to people who order medium wells. So far they haven't figured it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:06:04 2019 No.11799169 >>11795836 >dunks camera underwater >BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:11:54 2019 No.11799190 File: 49 KB, 562x495, IMG_20190118_224548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11786998

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:32:03 2019 No.11799266 >>11786514 I worked at fedex stacking boxes in the trucks. Fuck you and FUCK people who use Chewy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 23 00:41:15 2019 No.11799296 I always prefer american cheese to cheddar when making sandwiches

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