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Ah yes an ice cold heineken. The king of beers! Cheers!

>> No.11779678

Absolute shit taste, hand me a corona

>> No.11779686

> imagine drinking something other than Mexican beer

>> No.11779687

>>11779674
The most mediocre lager I've ever tasted.

>> No.11779689
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11779689

I can’t hear haters

>> No.11779713

2skunky4me

>> No.11779724

>>11779674
>i want something with the price of a craft beer but the taste of a skunked macro beer

>> No.11779732

my dad usually buys busch beer and one time he bought a heineken and made a big deal about how he was treating himself to something imported

>> No.11779744
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“I want something with the price of a craft beer but the taste of a skunked macro beer”

>> No.11779747

Genuinely worse than bud light

>> No.11779771
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11779771

>go home
>pop open an ice cold Heineken
>it’s go time baby

>> No.11779776

>>11779771
>nuking a city of people because it's ugly from your balcony

>> No.11779838

>>11779674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHwORSHSlVA

>> No.11779864
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11779864

for me it's stella

>> No.11779867

>>11779674
yep, Kennedy used to drink it

>> No.11779871

From the US, never really paid Heineken much mind

Recently went to Amsterdam, tasted their Heineken and was impressed with how different it was in terms of quality.

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>>11779674
>Heinys
>Not pilsner urquell
You're a homo just begging to be verbally violated

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>> No.11779900

>>11779864
Known as "Wife Beater" where I'm from

>> No.11780648

Heineken's alright, I like Grolsch and Brand more.

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11780662

>2016+3
>drinking alcohol

>> No.11780671

>>11780662
>2019
>Still using NPC "memes"

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>>11780671

>> No.11780676

>>11780662
t. buttchugger

>> No.11780677

>>11779686
This, Negra Modelo is better than any German dunkel

>> No.11780684

>>11780662
but i need the warm embrace of kraken in my stomach.

>> No.11780828

I'll never understand why foreigners think Heineken is any good.
Most Dutch, except lower class retards, consider it pisswater.

t. Bartender with Heineken on draft ;_;

>> No.11780830

Be me, 240 lbs american bred. Work 10 hrs as forestworker, have a beard like santa. Come home from work. Open fridge, grab me a Bud light, yeah I'm the man.

>> No.11780959

>>11780828
While there are much better beers, I wouldn't refuse Heineken if that's the only thing available. Amstel is much worse and people who unironically think Warsteiner is good are retarded.

>> No.11780966

>>11780959
Warsteiner is Germany's Amstel.
I'll take a can of Pitt beer over Bavaria any day, bav really is the worst.

>> No.11780989

>>11780966
Yeah bavaria is a shit beer. Pitt isn't even that bad if all you want to do is binge drink.

>> No.11780993

Am I imagining it or did Heineken once taste decently but now is just awful?

>> No.11780994

>>11780993
Might have changed the formula depending on your location.

>> No.11781004

>>11780994
So Heineken taste different in Amsterdam, Beijing or San Francisco?
Genuinely curious.

>> No.11781163

>>11781004
Yeah they alter the recipe to "fit local tastes". Although I highly doubt San Francisco and DC would have different recipes and Germany will probably have the same recipe as Dutch since that's close enough for export.

>> No.11781221

>>11779871
Dutch here, if you think Dutch Heineken is an improvement over American Heineken, how awful is that swill in America? It's considered piss here, though Amstel, Bavaria, and Grolsch aren't much better. At least we have Alfa and Brand...

>> No.11781222

>>11780830
No way would a forester drink a southerner beer like Bud Light, that would be Hamms or a classic Milwaukee beer like High Life or Schlitz or PBR

>> No.11781225

>>11781004
I don't drink Heineken often but when I drank it in Amsterdam vs America i didn't really notice a difference

>> No.11781233

>>11781221
The only thing speaking to that is green bottles are a super shitty way to package beer, so a much higher percent of the Heineken sold in the US is skunked from the UV exposure caused by the longer ship times and sitting on shelves much longer since it isn't as popular

>> No.11781239

>>11781221
I like Grolsch but Alfa and Brand are much better

>> No.11781280

>>11781239
>Grolsch
literally tastes exactly like Heineken, not that I dislike either.

>> No.11781359

>>11781280
I disagree it's slightly more bitter but not all that much. My preference might also be due to be being from the east.

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11781377

That's fucking swill

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Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON!

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move plebs