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*rings your doorbell*

>> No.11758267

Americans....

>> No.11758270

*rotate my doorknob*

>> No.11758273

*whips out money*
"One box of thin mints please."

>> No.11758289
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11758289

*steals they shit, nigga*

>> No.11758357

>hey mister, ill give you a box of cookies if you let me at that dick
ugh, not again.

>> No.11758395

>>11758391
>Another season of trying to fight back the dirty and lustful thoughts that I may be able to get away with what I want to do to one if they visit my home
>Each year it gets even worse as I get older and frankly stop giving less of a shit what will happen to me
>Just as long as I get to indulge in a fantasy of mine that every man thinks of
I refuse to clean out my basement because I know the closer I get to the visualized scene in my head, the worse the urges will get.
Buy as many Tagalongs as I can to last me the entire year

>> No.11758396

>sir, can we use you as a toilet again?

ah my 3 o'clock is here

>> No.11758397

>>11758263
Fun fact: They don't go door to door in the US because it's too dangerous.
>inb4 b-but muh Jeebusville
Nope, the highest levels of pedophilia occur in evangelical flyoverville.

>> No.11758407

rape rape kill kill rape

>> No.11758409

>>11758397
I wouldn't want a paramilitary force coming to my door either.

>> No.11758414

>Coughs up bong smoke
>Ill...Cough... Take ..Cough
>3 boxes of samosas

>> No.11758417

>>11758397
I've only seen them go door to door in a movie once, but every other time (((they))) are portrayed they're always selling outside of a grocery store or something else. Saw a couple of shotas selling popcorn at a mall near me and my mom just had to donate even though we didn't want any and charities are a scam.

>> No.11758421

>>11758397
they still go door to door in my town

>> No.11758427

>>11758263
*kisses the tallest girl on the cheek*

>> No.11758432

*unzips purse*

>> No.11758443

>>11758263
Left to right
rape, kill, dog kennel, set free, rape, waifu

>> No.11758619

Kill. kill. marry. Adopt. kill. let go

>> No.11758627
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11758627

>>11758263
*cocks shotgun*
“Strip.”

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>>11758263
Second from the left, please.

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11758834

>this thread

>> No.11758836

*unzips dick*

>> No.11758843

Had a retarded one the other day. Came and knocked on my door and waited all of 5 seconds before she took off to the next house.

>> No.11758844

*is not home*

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11758864

roll thread?

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>>11758864
Not sure why those two mediocre picks are dubs and trips but rolling.

>> No.11758901

>>11758263
kike scam
all these little girls learn in girl scouts is how to sell themselves

>> No.11758912
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11758912

I have more of those uniformed training bra wearing little brats buried in the crawlspace under my house than you can shake a stick at.

Asking for a friend.

>> No.11758914

>>11758263
My dicks so fucking hard right now.
Oh yeah I’ll make her story alright.
The story she’ll be telling the police a week later when I finally let her go.
The story she’ll tell her therapist in her 20s about how her asshole has never been the same again.
The story she’ll tell other “survivors” at groups in her 40s.
This fucking whore is never going to forget me (sexy one on the right)

>> No.11758921

>>11758396
only if you don't flush

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>>11758864

>> No.11758975
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11758975

>be me
>these brats show up at front door
>invite them in
>let's have a "who has more hair down there" contest
>winner, I buy all her cookies
>panties come down
>about to the knees, modesty you know
>let's have a look
>skirts get lifted
>panties have brown stars
>little yellow piss stains
>aroma is overcoming
>hard as diamonds
>"training bra" contest next
>little pussies are up for it
>get your thing out, Mister
>we want to touch it!
>suddenly
>knock on the door
>fall on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>> No.11758984

>>11758975
oldfag kek

>> No.11758985
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>>11758975

>> No.11759763
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"don't be shy, let yourself in"

>> No.11759776

>>11758397
You are aware Hollywood exists, right?

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>>11758975
theres a meme I haven't seen in awhile

>> No.11759845

>>11758975
I was going to say that girl was cute. Then I started reading the greentext. Then I finished reading the greentext. Then I looked back at the pic. 10/10.

>> No.11759912

>>11758263
*gets shot by meth cookers thinking they're cops*

>> No.11759920

>>11758263
I've never had anyone ring my doorbell selling something other than these russian exchange students who had textbooks.

>> No.11759958

>>11758975
they don't make em like they used to

>> No.11759981

>>11758975
I just noticed I haven't seen this all of last year wow

>> No.11760009

>>11758263
>Make herstory with herstatue
???

>> No.11760444

>>11758263
>answers door
HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE GRINCHS LAAAAAIIIIIIR

>> No.11760472

>>11758263
from left to right

3.5/10
5.5/10
-2/10
0/10
8/10
6.5/10

>> No.11760473

>>11758397
When I was a kid (Leaf), they still came by every house door-to-door, but the parents or guardian, or the Head Cunt, whatever, wouldn't be out of arm's reach behind them. This was twenty plus years ago.

>> No.11760509

>>11758914
Man, I've been on the chan for twelve years, seen some nutty shit on /b/ in my time, but your post is fucked up.
>not kidnapping the white girl
wew, laddie buck.

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>>11758263

>> No.11760656

>>11758397
Yes they do, you fucking retard. Maybe not in your coastie niggerville but they do in my town.
>the highest levels of pedophilia occur in evangelical flyoverville
What is "Hollywood" for 500 Alex?

>> No.11760669

>>11758619
You'd take the lanky troll over the cute little mocha cockslut on left?

>> No.11760676

>>11760472
based

>> No.11760711

>>11758263
Despicable using children like that.
And I'd say that if they were being used by the other side as well. Leave the kids out of it ffs.

>> No.11760783

Hi, NSA here. We've noticed some of you have had a tendency to make similar comments before. We will definitely be watching those individuals more closely in the future.

>> No.11760859

>>11760783
Whos your favorite loli artist

>> No.11761041

>Ivan get the nukes amerikanskis are here

>> No.11761058

>>11758263
Hi, $5 to fill this condom with your piss. Any takers?

>> No.11761177
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>>11758267

>> No.11761180

>>11758357
For real, they be all over my cock yo.

>> No.11761204

>>11758263
Yeah B so im an irresponsible adult with disposable income i buy a bunch of that shit and slip them some tip bills, they're lucky they met me, i'm facilitating their success among their peers and ranks

>> No.11761212

>>11760711
>using children like that
To sell cookies? Nigga wut

>> No.11761259

>>11761212
That would actually be bad enough, yes, but we both know that's not the real issue here.

>> No.11763373

>>11758357
psh, fine, but make it quick...

>*zip*

>> No.11765107

>>11758397
I live in a NYC apartment building and I always get hassled by Girl Scouts
I buy one box just in case the parents live in my stack, you never know how these thngs might come back to bite you

>> No.11765162

>>11758263
>ah you guys
>you know there is a better way of selling these right?
>maybe if you had better packaging you could make them more appealing
>sell them cookie purses
>????
>profit
This plan is flawless

>> No.11765305

>>11758894
But anon they're the cutest ones.
>>11758864
Rolling for hugs

>> No.11765424

>>11758263
Don't they let boys in the girl scouts now?

>> No.11765515
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>proceed to throw pizza at them
>my dog runs at them with full speed to get the pizza
>knocking over girls and their cookies

>> No.11765800

>>11759776
what religion was it that just got busted for unfathomable levels of pedophilia and rape?
oh that's right, Catholicism.

>> No.11766152

>>11758263
*Ignores door*
Not interested. I can make Samoas better myself.

>> No.11766490

>>11758263
Did they have to give the retarded looking one the sign?

>> No.11766494

>>11765424
Don't be silly. It's only the other way around.
Otherwise it would be equal.

>> No.11766496

>>11766152
Why do you hate women, incel?

>> No.11766498

>>11766490
I'm sure they just did it to shame her for being the only white one.

>> No.11766548

>>11766498
As it should be.

>> No.11766647

>>11758263
the only nice ones are the 2 on the right

>> No.11766688

>>11758395
Im sorry but I honestly don't find them attractive sexually... I can understand 16 and up getting people in trouble, hell these days 15 can look 19

>> No.11766856

wtf i love /tv/ poster now
t. soyboy who wasn‘t around for peak /tv/ posting

>> No.11767012

>>11758414
based 'mosas

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11767039

>paying 4 dollars for like eight samoas
>don't even know what girl scouts do outside of hawk cookies
At this point I literally just ignore them entirely when they set up in the grocery store entryways.

>> No.11767042

>>11758263
Remember in Curb Your Enthusiasm when that girl came over to sell him cookies and she had a period so he had to instruct her how to use a tampon?

>> No.11767411
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>>11758409
>>11759776
>>11765800
>gay newfag shit
>>11758975
>>11760472
>>11765515
>that good old fashioned real nigga shit

Boyscouts are better. Boys rule and girls drool.

>> No.11767433

>>11767039
they go camping and tie knots
every box of cookies funds one knot per child

>> No.11767522
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>>11767411
>namefag

>> No.11767526

>>11758263
I hate these little urchins. I've never seen them go door to door but they're always pestering you outside of grocery stores and other shops.

>> No.11767533

>>11765800
The papacy is in Europe, you absolute retard.
Flyovers used to persecute Catholics wearing white hoods. The vast majority of the Catholics in the US are in NY and California. Way to play yourself.

>> No.11768828

>>11767533
???
what the fuck are you trying to say

>> No.11768862
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>>11760656
A place where the cameras are pointing and an over saturation of journalism and reporting occurs. Not that its related to the question but a side note; abuse occurs where you arent being told it is. Your clever comments mean nothing. This world is larger than what your eyes or mind can take in.

>> No.11768911

>>11758864
what happens if i get a single zero (0)?

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>no thanks I'm doing keto

>> No.11770520

>>11767522
conspiracies, race talk, and speculating the current causes of societal destruction on any board, on any other site, and anywhere else in this universe for the human race outside of /pol/ or /x/, and only in their respective threads, is utter, fucking, newfag, gay, reddit, bullshit, failed-trolling, nonsensical mental retardation and the creeps that discuss such matters unironically are the bane of this Earth's existence.

>> No.11770532

>>11768862
nice try mr producer

>> No.11770633

>>11758432
hehe

>> No.11770733

>>11758263
I'll take the two on the left

>> No.11772747

Hold on, let me see if the owner has money

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>>11770520

>> No.11772816

>>11758263
I have a girl scout in my neighborhood, I was thinking of buying some cookies. Anyone tried those s'mores cookies? Those and the caramel chocolate chip cookies seemed good.