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Ignore the trademarks, only the condiment types matter.

Face the undeniable truth

>> No.11754887

i see you are a men of culture as well

>> No.11754894
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11754894

W-where does my favourite go?

>> No.11754949

>>11754879
Absolute shit taste you faggot.
>Elder tier
mayo
>Great tier
ketchup, any mustard but yellow mustard, teriyaki sauce
>Good tier
yellow mustard, bbq sauce
>Shit tier
relish

>> No.11754966
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>>11754949
you literally just flipped his tier list

>> No.11754969

>>11754879
But my miracle whip light :(

>> No.11754985

>>11754966
Oh shit I didn’t even realize hahahaha.

>> No.11754992

>>11754949
There's one tier below relish, and that's where ranch goes.

>> No.11755025
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People who like mayo are cancer pleb scum that have no taste.
Only the few people with refined taste like condiments like relish and honey mustard

>> No.11755033

>>11754879
>relish
Just eat pickles on your sandwich instead

>> No.11755040

>>11755033
sweet relish tho

>> No.11755043

Habanero mustard is goat. Not for everything but awesome and low cal

>> No.11755044
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11755044

INDISPUTABLE CONDIMENT TIER LIST

Elder God
>S Carolina BBQ sauce
>Top tier hot sauce

GREAT TIER
>Texas BBQ sauce
>Mayonnaise
>any mustard but yellow mustard
>pickle sauces like 1000 island, big mac, fry sauce, pickalilly

GOOD TIER
>N Carolina BBQ
>sweet chili
>Tabasco
>sour cream
>sriracha

MEH TIER
>yellow mustard
>sweet hot sauce like Frank's, Valentina, etc
>teriyaki
>ranch

SHIT TIER
>ketchup
>sweet relish
>Memphis BBQ
>Miracle Whip

>> No.11755052
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>>11754879
For me, it's mayo. The superior condiment.

>> No.11755054

>>11755044
Ha, pleb.

>> No.11755067

>>11755052
former /mu/tant here
been awhile since I've seen that one

>> No.11755078

>>11754879
Elder god tier has to include Whataburger spicy ketchup, and great tier has to include A1 sauce.

>> No.11755086

>>11755044
All BBQ sauces are abominations you stupid amerishit

>> No.11755109
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>> No.11755127

>>11755109
There's not one good condiment in that entire photo

>> No.11755139

>>11755127
what does he mean by this? I literally drained my brain of condiments and only left out a few obscure ones.

>> No.11755179

>>11755139
You drained your brain of condiments and all you could conjure is the inventory of a corner dairy?
There's nothing there you could put on steak, lamb, pork, fish without committing a crime.
The only thing you could acceptably garnish is a $1 hotdog. Not even a sandwich.

>> No.11755184

>>11755044
Where's chipotle based hot sauce go?

>> No.11755185

>>11755179
What kind of shitty steak needs condiments?

>> No.11755190

>>11754879
Nothing on this image is good

>> No.11755192

>>11755179
you're just being mean

>> No.11755193

>>11755109
Sriracha is the only good thing here and it's basically hipster ketchup

>> No.11755205

>>11755179
>There's nothing there you could put on steak
>A-1 literally on the list
nice try retard

>> No.11755231

>>11754879
>mayo
>shit tier
Barbage taste, it's used in so many recipes and not only that but if you don't cover your entire chicken sandwich in mayo you're a faggot

>> No.11755253
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>>11754879
>Condiment list
>Mayo at the bottom
>Posts KRAFT mayo

'kay buddy.

>> No.11755448

>>11755231
but... only faggots eat mayo because mayo is for fat white women.

>based tier
cheese
>lesser tier
anything but cheese
>inedible tier
mayo
soy sauce
ranch
cottage cheese
ricotta cheese
maraschino cherries
mar/vegemite
marmalade
sour cream
cream cheese
yogurt
candy

>> No.11755517

>>11755448
cheese is not a condiment

>> No.11755537
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>>11755448
>cheese
>condiment

>> No.11755571
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>>11754879
>Yellow mustard

>> No.11755574

>>11755109
shitskin spotted.

>> No.11755578

>>11755571
Based farfour the mouse poster.

>> No.11755583

>>11755109
Nothing in that pic is good except for pickles.

>> No.11755591

Good mayo is fucking amazing, while shit mayo is fucking horrible
I was amazed at how delicious mayo with fries was in europe, and when i got back to america i realized it's just because most of our mayo is shit.

>> No.11755599

>>11755591
True

>> No.11755612
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*opens seal* *crack* *sip* ahhhh nothing like a warm glass of 'vark on a hot sunny day

>> No.11755692

>>11754879
>ctrl+F "onion, saurkraut, tomate"
>no results
garbage list

>> No.11755704
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I know this is a meme thread, but this is my favorite sauce ever made. It's from Costa Rica.

>> No.11755763

>>11755192
Yea I'm sorry, I was just angry at someone else

>> No.11755775

>>11754879
Funny, i dont see any brown sauce, steak sauce or salad creme there, son. Youre lacking tartar sauce too

>> No.11755782

>doesn't replace the flavour tier
soy sauce, mayonnaise, mustard
>replaces the flavour tier
ketchup, relish