/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11733053]

*says grace*

[Anonymous No.11733090]

>at a family gathering
>anon would you like to say grace for us?
>okay
>"Grace."
>everyone erupts into laughter
>some guy pats me on the back
>aunt seems to give me more food than usual
>even the dog lingers near my chair the entire time
That was a good day.

[Anonymous No.11733101]

>tillers working the land hard for those vegies
>livestock farmers working hard to breed the best meat
>bakers working hard to make that bread
>butchers working hard to get you the best cut of meat
>you working hard to cook the food in a delicious way
but yes by all means let's thank some guy in the clouds for this amirite

[Anonymous No.11733127]

>>11733090
this is why muslims will take over soon

[Anonymous No.11733140]

>>11733053
Come Lord Jesus
Be our guest
And let these gifts
To us be blessed.

A-fucking-men! Lets eat!

[Anonymous No.11733143]

>>11733090
well gosh darn that just sounds like a real hoot!

[Anonymous No.11733147]

>>11733053
In the name of the father, the son, the holy ghost
Whoever eats the fastest gets the most!

[Anonymous No.11733148]

>>11733053
I don’t say grace in my family, but the earliest memory I have of people saying grace was at my cousin’s house when we ate macaroni. That picture reminded me of that

[Anonymous No.11733151]

Wouldn't thanking the one who actually paid for the food make more sense?

[Anonymous No.11733157]

lmao, eating is for fat people

[Anonymous No.11733159]

>>11733053
Are they eating plain fucking pasta with that tiny dish of sauce?
If I came home to a meal like this I would go ballistic.
They could've shopped a better meal into that fucking stock photo, I'm furious.

[Anonymous No.11733163]

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. PS. Fuck the poors.

[Anonymous No.11733167]

>>11733151
>2019
>worshiping mammon
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

[Anonymous No.11733180]

>not praising Sol Invictus as the sole true giver of food

[Anonymous No.11733209]

>>11733180
I remember seeing pics like this as a child and realizing it's really not like pic related

>tfw you will never stand before the true mighty radiance of our planet's star.

[Anonymous No.11733263]

>>11733101
Retard

[Anonymous No.11733278]

>>11733053
grace? she's been dead for years
THE BLESSING
I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United states of America...

[Anonymous No.11733282]

*snap*

[Anonymous No.11733288]

>>11733282
"I'm gonna put this on instagram!"

[Anonymous No.11733430]

>>11733090
he cute

[Anonymous No.11733653]

>>11733127
Sounds like a butthurt evangelical needs to go join up with his true ideological brothers, the Taliban.

[Anonymous No.11733658]

>>11733430
Beat me to it

[Anonymous No.11733674]

>>11733209
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

[Anonymous No.11733678]

>>11733101

[Anonymous No.11733691]

>>11733053
When my libertarded family finishes praying I always say "And God bless Donald Trump" and if they get salty I just say, "Well, that's not very Christian of you, now is it?

[Anonymous No.11733710]

>>11733288
i love soyboy culture xD

[Anonymous No.11733713]

>>11733053
>not hailing Satan

[Anonymous No.11733752]

>>11733691
wow so cool i bet your dick is 13 inches long too

[Anonymous No.11733764]

>>11733053
Good food
Good meat
Good grief
Let's eat!

or

Rub-a-dub-dub
Thanks for the grub
Yeah God

[Anonymous No.11733770]

>>11733053
Is this a protestant thing? In my home we just draw a cross on a fresh bread before cutting it, unless it's sliced already.

[Anonymous No.11733777]

>>11733691
You sound gay af, fag, lol.

[Anonymous No.11733781]

>>11733180
The cult of Sol Invictus is exactly as valid a belief system as Christianity.

[Anonymous No.11733802]

>>11733781
If it's so valid then how come they don't have their own country, own bank, or network of best schools in the world like Catholic Church does? Do they at least have any hand in grand scientific discoveries like Christian monks?

[Anonymous No.11733829]

>>11733764
I like those.

[Anonymous No.11733848]

I always thanks the animal that died for my meal. I don't know if this is a conventional grace but it feels right to me.

[Anonymous No.11733855]

>>11733848
Why would you thank a dead animal?

[Anonymous No.11733859]

>>11733855
It tastes good

[Anonymous No.11733862]

fuck niggers and fuck jannies
amen

[Anonymous No.11733866]

>>11733859
So do most vegetables, cooked correctly.

[Anonymous No.11733922]

>>11733053
They don't look like his kids

[Anonymous No.11733956]

>>11733866
>this guy doesn't thank his veggies for being tasty

[Anonymous No.11734033]

>>11733855
I guess because I want to acknowledge that I took life from the earth to keep living. It helps me to think about balance and to remind me to only take what I need.

[Anonymous No.11734283]

>>11733101
dozo

[Anonymous No.11734302]

>>11734033
I get that, and its a beautiful thing.
But overall your prayers isn't gonna resonate with the world. It's still suffering.

[Anonymous No.11734318]

>>11733770
Definitely not just Protestants. We recited the same prayer before lunch every day at Catholic School.

[Anonymous No.11734322]

>>11733101
Le 2012 r/athesim has arrived

[Anonymous No.11735428]

>eating with people you don't know that well
>dig in
>they start saying grace

[Anonymous No.11735437]

>>11733101
pic related is your brain

[Anonymous No.11735465]

>>11733159
lmao i thought it was shredded cheese

[Anonymous No.11735868]

>>11734322
Fag

[Anonymous No.11735879]

>>11733691
Libtarded of libertarded?

[Anonymous No.11735895]

>>11733053
>Visit my parents for Thanksgiving
>they never say grace normally
>for some reason they do on Thanksgiving and Christmas
I get it for Christmas, but Thanksgiving isn't even a religious holiday. What's the point?

[Anonymous No.11735897]

>>11733101
Go back to your coma starfish bitch.

[Anonymous No.11735926]

>>11733159
pretty sure those are French fries

[Anonymous No.11735960]

>>11735926
They're zoodles made from spaghetti squash

[Anonymous No.11735977]

>>11733691
That's some good bait lad, looks at all the salty soyboys replying
I wish we had a British version for brexit

[Anonymous No.11736233]

When I went to catholic school they told us that if you don't pray before every meal you'd choke and die

[Anonymous No.11736308]

I remember at a Catholic school camping trip they asked me to say grace and I said the "rubba dub dub, thanks for the grub" one
The whole room started laughing and the nun calmed them down and said it's a legitimate prayer thanking God.

[Anonymous No.11736314]

>>11735895

>doesn’t understand giving thanks on THANKSgiving

Wewest of lads

[Anonymous No.11736319]

>>11733691
thats quite unchristian of them not wanting God to bless everyone, even if its someone they hate

[Anonymous No.11736324]

>>11733053
Nobody actually still does this, right? I mean, I had one friend in the early 90's who's parents would do it when I stayed over and it was really weird and they got divorced not long after, but seriously, nobody actually does shit shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.11736325]

>>11733691
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11736330]

>>11736319
haha, that's true. Imagine if he told them they weren't being Christian then! And he would be right! He should say that.

[Anonymous No.11736331]

Head Abby got fond of me, saying prayers, meant grabbing my little dick.

[Anonymous No.11736366]

>>11736314
>THANKS native americans for giving us food so we don't all starve to death we got you these special blankets in return

[Anonymous No.11736370]

>>11733282
My friends don't Instagram, but how much this group of people looks like my group of friends is depressing af.

[Anonymous No.11736379]

>>11733691
lmao

[Anonymous No.11736405]

>>11733691
Libs don't pray, only tards do.

[Anonymous No.11736621]

>>11735428
Even if you aren't into the whole praying thing you should at least wait for the host to start eating first.

[Anonymous No.11736639]

>family is quakers
>grace consists of ~20 seconds of of personal thoughts and introspection
>try not to think about thick titties
>always end up thinking about thick titties
It's probably valid under their belief system or something.

>>11733764
>Good food
>Good meat
>Good grief
>Let's eat!
We said this sometimes at larger family gatherings except it was always "good gravy/good meat/good God/let's eat"

[Anonymous No.11736651]

>>11733101
Obvs this is why you thank mother earth for her bounty instead.

I'm pagan btw

[Anonymous No.11736659]

>>11736621
Why?

[Anonymous No.11736671]

>>11733855
That's kind of rude and a grave-pissy move mister. It's be like thanking a girl after you raped her.You killed this animal and now you're acting Iike it did you a personal favour?

[Anonymous No.11736698]

>>11736621
It must be a regional thing. Rather than the assholey "this is my house and my castle, be gracious I've allowed you at my table" It's all about the guest in the midwest. Guest eats first generally, and the host will usually ask them what they think of the food before they dig in themselves.

[Anonymous No.11736706]

>>11733090
bless us o lord for these thy gifts which we are about to recieve through christ our lord amen
I haven't said or thought of it in at least some 15 years and I managed to belt it all out

[Anonymous No.11736710]

>>11736698
Its a fucking human universal unless you're a massive piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.11736727]

>>11736710
>eats before his guest
shit host and shit person

[Anonymous No.11736762]

>>11733053
why do Amerigoys do this?

[Anonymous No.11736786]

>>11736727
The other guy was saying its rude to start eating while your host is saying a prayer not that the host should eat before the guest.

[Anonymous No.11736837]

>>11736786
First of all that is not what he was saying, reread the post. Second, I agree that would be rude, however my original post was about the unexpected prayer taking place after I had already started eating and feeling embarassed about the unintentional social faux pas. I take it reading comprehension isn't your strong suite.

[Anonymous No.11736841]

>>11736706
no one gives a shit christcuck

[Anonymous No.11736854]

>>11736837
>Even if you aren't into the whole praying thing you should at least wait for the host to start eating first

this guy us who I was referring to.

[Anonymous No.11736866]

>>11736854
>you should at least wait for the host to start eating first
Is english your second language or are you just fucking with me?

[Anonymous No.11736871]

>>11736866
He wrote it like a fucking retard but he clearly meant don't start eating while your host is praying even if you don't care for prayer.

Which is correct.

[Anonymous No.11736881]

>>11736871
No, he is saying "Even if you don't care that they are praying, you should still wait for your host to start eating" And I agree, it is super rude to eat while others are praying even if you aren't religious.

[Anonymous No.11736891]

>>11736881
We're saying the same thing, moron.

[Anonymous No.11736897]

>>11736891
No we aren't you absolute mongoloid

[Anonymous No.11736901]

>>11736698
This is why I'll never host gatherings. Why am I slaving away for somebody else.

[Anonymous No.11736906]

>>11736897
My mistake. You're right. I was saying its fine for a guest to start eating while the host praying.

[Anonymous No.11737554]

>>11733090
based

>>11733101
cringe

[Anonymous No.11737567]

>>11733090

[Anonymous No.11737657]

>>11733053
>at family gathering
>only half of the people there are religous
>we gather around the table when the food is ready
>half of them say grace
>the other half immediately starts eating
>nobody gives a shit because we aren't autistic
your family aren't autistic are they?

[Anonymous No.11737787]

>>11733101

[Anonymous No.11737791]

>>11736405
libs pray to the nanny state

[Anonymous No.11737900]

>>11736706
Our family prayer is "Dear God, bless this food to our use and thus to Thy service. In Christ's name, Amen." All said in one breath.

[Anonymous No.11737911]

>>11737787
Nice projection, christianity is dying because they're such a fucking cuckolds. They'll gladly support and let in all the sand monkeys who are instructed by their book to wipe out all non believers. "Oh we shouldn't discriminate them, they are people just like us :))"

You yourself are to blame for this.

[Anonymous No.11737933]

>>11737657
to be religious in the first place you need to be on the spectrum. taking offense at things that aren't offensive is a sign

[Anonymous No.11737976]

>>11737911
>Nice projection, christianity is dying because they're such a fucking cuckolds
This, shockingly the message of "Be like Jesus, forgive your friends for stabbing you in the back" doesn't exactly resonate with people
What astonishes me is that old boomers whinge about kids not thinking Jesus is cool, talk about fucking revelations then, Jesus has a sword in that

[Anonymous No.11738015]

>>11736698
>>11736621
My friends and I just wait till everyone has a full plate, then dig in all together. I think this is a good baseline
>>11735428
is just plain discourteous, unless everyone else is begging you to eat so your food doesn't get cold.

[Anonymous No.11738026]

>>11736837
>suite
I take it spelling isn't yours:^)

[Anonymous No.11738059]

>>11733163
Yay God!

[Anonymous No.11738123]

>>11734033
That’s really cool anon

[Anonymous No.11738212]

>>11737911
>>11737976
No, Christisnity is dying because of the blatant hypocrisy of those on the right who wear it on their sleeve like a virtue signalling badge yet disregard entirely Crists moral and ethical teachings. Christ literally preached a world w/o borders. You don't get to claim someone is the messiah with the power to redeem you, if you don't follow and accept his moral and ethical teachings. Nowadays, blatant hypocrisy doesn't resonate with people.

[Anonymous No.11738222]

>>11738212
>Christ literally preached a world w/o borders.
True, this is also why the youth are fleeing from Christianity, it's cucked as fuck

[Anonymous No.11738225]

>>11735437
You forgot the pic retard.

[Anonymous No.11738241]

>>11738225

[Anonymous No.11738288]

>>11734033
nice dubs

I do the same, but with everything. I like eating mindfully so I think about each ingredient and its journey to my plate while savoring it. it adds to the eating experience and seems appropriate to me, like acknowledging that you are also part of the world, not independent of it.

[Anonymous No.11738355]

>>11737657
I tried to explain during a family gathering that my eating in no way inhibits their ability to pray, but then I realized I was talking to people that believe in fairy tales and read a book that tells them to murder people who work on sundays and just stopped

[Anonymous No.11738396]

>>11738355
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11738406]

>>11733101
whoa dude so deep.......

[Anonymous No.11738426]

>>11738222
The Orthodox Church is the answer maybe?

[Anonymous No.11738429]

>>11738396
Doesn't matter. 100 years from now the world will laugh at these retards. Their only hope is a nuclear holocaust because if the world continues to develop religion will no longer be a thing

[Anonymous No.11738441]

>>11736706
>>11737900

Ours is just one word

[Anonymous No.11738446]

>>11738429
lmao if anything the world is going to become significantly more religious. Smug atheism, much like liberalism, is a uniquely fragile position that can only exist in a few places across the world right now.

[Anonymous No.11738447]

>>11736710
The Greeks placed the guest above the host thousands of years ago.

[Anonymous No.11738448]

>>11736706
Yeah, religion's a helluva drug

[Anonymous No.11738453]

>>11738429
>Implying modern leftists didn't just exchange the church for the church of Science and Marxism
Based brainlet /r/athiesm anon

[Anonymous No.11738463]

>>11733101
Go toke some weed too you edgy cunt.

[Anonymous No.11738475]

>>11737657
Pretty much how my family works. The Christian's in our house are the nihilistic east coast catholic types so they are at least based and self aware about it.

[Anonymous No.11738494]

>>11738441
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE ADVERTISING REVENUE!?

[Anonymous No.11738552]

>>11738446
Normies dont know about your autistic memes. The whole reddit fedora thing is lost on them. Even religious people in 2019 dont actually read the bible or practice any religious tenants except for 3rd world shitholes and old people. No point arguing here tho just let history unfold and we will see

[Anonymous No.11738861]

>parents are technically baptists but more or less in name only and we have never uttered a grace for dinner even on holidays
>uncle is a cosmopolitan liberal urbanite but says grace for every meal and does that insufferable shit about bringing up tragedies/politics/poor people
is he just doing it to LARP? I've never gotten why he does it, he has never once brought up religion otherwise.
>>11735428
I had my uncle do that shit at a restaurant, but he's a hardcore catholic so I just wasn't thinking
>do usual thing and keep talking and start eating when food comes
>his family got all quiet looks at me like I sprouted devil horns
I didn't really give a fuck but it was funny.

[Anonymous No.11738884]

>>11735428
>have dinner with my bf's family for the first time
>his mom brings out the food
>start scooping some onto my plate
>they proceed to unroll prayer mats

[Anonymous No.11738889]

>>11738552
We've already passed peak atheism. Now people are claiming to be "spiritual" and making up anything they want to believe. We are not looking at the end of religion. We are looking at the individuation of religion.

[Anonymous No.11738912]

>>11738889
Shut up, Jung.

[Anonymous No.11738929]

>>11738912
he's technically right, though atheism being a thing outside of the internet somehow getting supplanted by spiritual is bullshit, it's always been the minority of the nones.
majority of those who are unaffiliated usually believe some religious bullshit but it's more or less a la carte

[Anonymous No.11739092]

>>11738929
I'm guessing you're American. You have those weird bible belts, which would distort your perspective. Atheism has been a mainstream position in the rest of the Anglosphere since before the internet. I was born in the 80s and have met very few religious people in my life.

[Anonymous No.11739105]

>>11738889
>>11738912
>>11738929
>>11739092

he's right and they're right. your religion should be your own, and it's nobody elses business but your own, and you shouldn't talk about it, because no one else could understand it anyways.

[Anonymous No.11739111]

>>11739092
I assumed we were talking purely about American bullshit, especially considering he referenced the atheist meme craze in the early bit of the decade.
Yeah rest of the world is an entirely different story

[Anonymous No.11739121]

>>11738552
The future belongs to breeders, not current day normies.

[Anonymous No.11740937]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDR9Xh0GPeQ

[Anonymous No.11741109]

>>11739092
As a person living in a second world country pretty much nobody really cares about religion here. Sure, churches are plenty and you're free to practice pretty much any christian nonsense you desire, including Jehova's Witnesses, though many women seem to be into that quasi new age mysticism crap that seems to occupy that space of religion to at least some degree, but in general if there's mention of religion in a public space it's usually either a butt of a joke or neutral at best.

[Anonymous No.11741266]

>>11737976
Jesus didn't forgive Judas, you cuck. That's why he's burning in hell.

[Anonymous No.11741334]

>>11741266
We don't know that. Judas might not be. Dante Alighieri thought he was being chewed in hell, for instance.

[Anonymous No.11741506]

>>11733053
Jesus jesus thanks for deesus meats and fishus

[Anonymous No.11741754]

>family gathering
>brother comes to eat
>brings her fucking daughter
>she is a spoiled brat that never eats anything
>mom tries to teach her nicely
>she shouts she deoesn't like the food and keeps watching videos about slime on her Iphone
>brother intervenes
>she dabs on him unironically
>brother starts shouting hard
>she starts fake crying
>she doesn't eat anyway
>meal fucking ruined
He then buyed her as a present a fucking "gamer seat" I don't know what that is but it is basically a expensive computer chair. She is 7 years old.

[Anonymous No.11741759]

>>11738225
retard

[Anonymous No.11741851]

>>11733101
I can smell the Cheetos dust from here

[Anonymous No.11741874]

dear lord, bless this meal we are about to receive
please guide it through it's journey through our bodies
and please lord let us have an easy dump, amen

[Anonymous No.11741912]

>>11733101
Damn man idk when this place filled with so many pussy bible thumpers but I think you have a great point.

[Anonymous No.11741930]

>>11733053
Do americans really do this?
Im from a catholic family and we never did this gay shit here.

[Anonymous No.11741936]

>>11741851
>nothing he said was wrong
>let me still feel superior for no reason
oh, you're THAT guy

[Anonymous No.11742126]

>>11741754

>giving children an iPhone

Your family is utterly retarded and shouldn't have children

[Anonymous No.11742311]

>>11733090

[Anonymous No.11742313]

>>11733691

[Anonymous No.11742316]

>>11741912
Election refugees from Breitbart. Most of them are actual boomers

[Anonymous No.11742346]

>>11733167
I know someone with the last name mammon I’m pretty sure it’s a Jew, what do?

[Anonymous No.11742355]

I went to the zoo recently and saw a big ugly family of 8 saying grace before digging into their chicken tenders.

I hope they all died in a flaming wreck on the drive home.

[Anonymous No.11742398]

>>11742355
Eh that's unnecessarily rude. I think it's cool if families still honor old traditions even if they don't fully believe in God or whatever.

[Anonymous No.11742434]

>>11733101
>guy in the clouds
why do atheists do this

literally no religious person (except for some particularly dumb prots) views God as just another thing that exists in the same way as a table or a chair exists. they view Him as the creator of the universe, so if you want to thank someone for a meal, yeah you should be thanking the people who helped prepare it for you, but the most important person to thank is the source of all reality, without whom none of the things you mentioned would exist

i mean, the main feature of reddit mentality is not getting that Gods, of all (non-pagan) religions, are different from material things, and that it isn't just interacting with a very powerful being, like Thor or something , but with a being who contains all other existing things within Himself

[Anonymous No.11742444]

>>11742398
It's retarded and ignorant. They deserve to die.

[Anonymous No.11742451]

>>11742444
i agree
>>11742398
they're stupid and use their religion to justify retardery

[Anonymous No.11742462]

>>11742434
>but with a being who contains all other existing things within Himself

But that's silly nonsense with no basis in reality.

[Anonymous No.11742465]

>>11742434
That's even more ridiculous than believing in an anthropomorphic skypilot. All practising christcucks should be rounded up and fenced in the states of MS and AL.

[Anonymous No.11742466]

>>11733691
>t. /r/the_Donald

[Anonymous No.11742547]

>>11733691
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11742595]

>>11741266
>>11741334
Judas never asked for forgiveness (fell into despair) and also an hero'd. If he had repented he probably would have been forgiven, but as far as we know he didn't.

[Anonymous No.11742734]

>>11737911
>Nice projection, christianity is dying because they're such a fucking cuckolds.
It was turned into cuckolda by agents of evil like this fucker: >>11737976
I'm Polish, my family was in anti-communist movents and so am I, we have countless evidence of young priests being recruited by KGB and then supported in making a career in the Church, for example by blackmailing or threating those who decided the promotions. Some sleepers ware even sent to seminars.
Today we observe the effect.
There are many famous hardcore priests here, they openly bash jews, fremasons, muslims, commoes, but they will never be bishops.
Also, we don't say grace in Poland.
But dropping bread on the floor and not picking it up is a sin, also, we never throw out bread in general - just hang it near dumpster, some people pick it up.
Also, when you cut round bread with knife, you make cross sign on the bottom with said knife.

[Anonymous No.11742760]

>>11742595
If the christian myth were true, I'm certain Judas is sitting on the right hand of christ in heaven. Why? Christ selected him specifically because a betrayer was a necessary imperative to bring about the crucifiction and subsequent resurrection. Without Judas, Christ would have ended up the leader of an obscure and forgotten kike cult. His importance and value to christianity is exceeded only by Christ's and thus would have received forgiveness and reward.

[Anonymous No.11742765]

>>11733053
I visited a friend in the US and had to sit there while they prayed for a solid 5 minutes before eating. You people are fucking weird and savages for letting your food get cold on the fucking plate. At least leave it covered in a tray or something while you pray.

[Anonymous No.11742843]

>>11742126
its my brother and his ex's fault that the kid is spoiled. then shower her with toys and whatever she wants. I even talked to him that shouting to her and then foing whatever she wants is teaching her to fake cry.

[Anonymous No.11742864]

>>11742760
>a betrayer was a necessary imperative to bring about the crucifiction and subsequent resurrection
Perhaps, but at least Catholic doctrine also lays out that no one gets forgiveness without actually asking for it, and like I said as far as we know Judas never asked. If he had, he could have received it, but he didn't. Consequently, burninating.

[Anonymous No.11742904]

I had a filipina gf for a while and lived with her and three other flippers. one guy would say grace every day before dinner and every time he would pray for me to realise I was going to hell and accept jesus into my life. after a while I just started eating during it.

[Anonymous No.11742938]

>>11742864
So Christ selected him to perform the most onerous task in history required for the salvation of mankind knowing full well he would be damned for it? Then Christ is revealed as a cruel, merciless sadist.

[Anonymous No.11742940]

>be atheist
>visiting family or friends
>they bow their head and say grace
>I do the same
It's not hard to be respectful. That being said, any family who does this cannot fucking cook, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.11742962]

>>11742938
>And whilst they were eating, he said: Amen I say to you, that one of you is about to betray me. And they being very much troubled, began every one to say: Is it I, Lord? But he answering, said: He that dippeth his hand with me in the dish, he shall betray me. The Son of man indeed goeth, as it is written of him: but woe to that man by whom the Son of man shall be betrayed: it were better for him, if that man had not been born.
Make of it what you will.

[Anonymous No.11743173]

>>11738222
You dont know shit about Catholic doctrine.

[Anonymous No.11743188]

>>11742465
*tips euphoria*

[Anonymous No.11743205]

>>11733101
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.11743210]

>>11733053
Based

[Anonymous No.11743351]

>>11733053
The behaviors of these humans intrigue me.
Although they, on the majority, claim to be monotheists, they can be seen preforming worship to nearly every full meal they eat.

It is speculated that their god may be the embodiment of all food, and that once enough is gathered in one place they consider it worthy of worship.
More study is needed on the matter.

[Anonymous No.11743372]

>>11733101
Did the farmers make the veggies grow? Did they give us the sun, soil, and water we need to grow it all?
Who, tell, me, made the animals we use for meat? Who gave us dominion over all the earth to enjoy?
Did the bakers make the yeast that lets the bread rise? Did they give us the fire that cooks for us?
Did the butcher give meat it's flavor?
Who made you from nothing, who brought you out of millions and breathed life into you?

Who is it that deserves the first thanks for what we enjoy?