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eat this pasta before going to bed
the recipe
as you prep and cook, think evil thoughts. the more you concentrate the better the results
100g pasta, cooked in salted water
1 large potato or 2 medium, boiled and cubed
3 tablespoons of melted butter
3 tablespoons of parmesan
toss together

>> No.11721002

dont do this, it makes mustard gas

>> No.11721012

>>11721002
But there's no mustard seed in the ingredients anon...

>> No.11721042

>>11720999
>make shitty pasta with potatoes mixed in
doesn't orange juice do the same thing?

>> No.11721053

>>11720999
>cooked in salted water
Abandoning recipe. What a retarded waste of salt.

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>>11720999
How to experience true nightmare food:

1. Pre heat oven to 666 Celsius
2. Wrap pizza from box in tinfoil
3. Put pizza in microwave for 43:77 minutes on High.
4. Take pizza from microwave
5. Spin around 9 times
6. Put into oven
7. Cook for 13 years
8. take pizza from oven
9. eat
10. Live in an eternal nightmare

Your welcome.

>> No.11721143

>7. Cook for 13 years
Why is this so funny, fucking hell

>> No.11722741

>>11720999
For those of you who’ve scrolled to the absolute bottom of the internet exactly pinpointed to this thread I shall share with you a secret

Replace 1/2 of your pasta water with butter. You now have a dish better then 90% of your peers.

>> No.11724483

>>11720999
>potato pasta
ok what the hell

>> No.11724488

welp, i guess i can't save this thread. i tried, anon.

>> No.11724504

oh damn, i guess i did successfully bump it. voice
ok so here's my nightmare pasta. it's an idea i've had for a while. i call it Fettuccine alla Nero. It has: black chicken, black garlic, squid ink pasta, and that's all i've really thought of. i thought of maybe a squid ink sauce but i don't think that sounds appetizing. what do you guys think? also are there any black cheeses from like a weird fermentation thing?

>> No.11724792

>>11721012
It's a regional expression.