/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11717916]

I have 2 hours to make a presentable dinner for my big brother to impress him but I only have flour, yeast, shredded cheese, couple of canned beans, tomatoes, broccoli and butter at home.
Please help I want him to praise me

[Anonymous No.11717945]

>>11717916
Cheesy bread, buttered broccoli, and baked beans.

[Anonymous No.11717955]

>he's a male sissy who has twinkhon little sister fantasies about his brother
Yikes!

[Anonymous No.11717986]

>>11717955
I was thinking the same thing, lol.

[Anonymous No.11717997]

>>11717945
Just sautee the broccoli with butter+salt?

>>11717955
What do you mean? I don't understand

[Anonymous No.11718001]

>>11717916
Buy him some sliders from white castle and let him eat them off of your butt.

[Anonymous No.11718010]

>>11718001
I told him he can look forward to a homemade meal next time he visits me :/

[Anonymous No.11718018]

>>11717997
No no. Steam the broccoli. You got a steamer set up, right? Something like pic related? Put the broc in the top pan and boil water in the bottom one.

If not, then yeah, just pan fry them or something.

He means you secretly want your big brother to have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.11718022]

>>11718010
And you didn't think to plan the meal out and buy ingredients? You don't have much going on between the ears, do you?

[Anonymous No.11718032]

>>11717955
begone lgbt

[Anonymous No.11718037]

go to the store and get something to make so he can walk in to find you cooking it in your cute frilly apron

[Anonymous No.11718038]

>>11718018
I don't have anything like that, how thin should I cut the broccoli so they get somewhat done without burning in the pan?

>>11718022
I planned to make cordon bleu and mashed potatoes with cow berry reduction but I forgot to buy the ingredients and today is Sunday, he tells me I'm an idiot a lot so I don't want him to know

[Anonymous No.11718050]

Why the fuck would you ask here?

[Anonymous No.11718056]

>>11718050
My older sister told me to ask here since I don't have to register...

[Anonymous No.11718067]

>>11718038
If you got broccoli florets and not stalks, just cut them in half lengthwise. Ideally you'll want to cook them last as they won't take long to get done. Use a low to medium-low heat, and make sure they don't sit for long in the pan. Keep those bad boys moving.

Good luck with your bro. Take a picture of your dish so we can see.

[Anonymous No.11718072]

>>11717916
tell him you want to hold his big veiny big brother cock OwO

[Anonymous No.11718084]

>>11718067
Thank you!
I will be sure to show it to you

[Anonymous No.11718088]

>>11717916
What kind of beans? What kind of cheese? Where do you live where you can't shop on Sunday? ( I realize a lot of the world is like this)

Anyway the only thing I can think of is some eggless pasta and tomato sauce. Maybe slice the broccoli and blanche it, saute in butter and throw it in the sacue. Maybe some fresh bread if you're feeling ambitious.

Good luck op.

[Anonymous No.11718095]

>>11717916
sounds like a nice broccoli pizza, awesome
you better forget about those beans tho

[Anonymous No.11718098]

>>11718088
I live in France
The cheese is a cheddar and mozzarella mix, beans are kidney.
How do you make eggless pasta? The
bread I can forget, can't even do pita without fucking it up. What kind of base can I use for a broccoli sauce? Just some onions and garlic and then veggie stock?

>>11718072
Can't just ask him that

>>11718095
I'm scared of anything with dough...

[Anonymous No.11718100]

>>11718056
Girls don't use 4chan. We only have boys here who have breasts and hate their fathers.

[Anonymous No.11718118]

>>11717916
Eat beans for energy. Make broccoli pizza

[Anonymous No.11718150]

Just spend that time removing your body hair and getting cute. When he arrives tell him you forgot to buy ingredients and instead he's going to have to eat your boipucci. Be extremely apologetic.

[Anonymous No.11718154]

>>11718100
But I love my mother's husband.

[Anonymous No.11718155]

>>11718098
>can't even do pita without fucking it up.
Immersion ruined. Cute girls don't swear like that. It's only in moments of extreme passion and they use them as modifiers only rarely (usually as just pure interjection). I like the concepts of your threads though so I genuinely hope you take my words to heart and do better next time. Wishing you better luck on your next larp.

[Anonymous No.11718161]

>>11718098
Bread is pretty easy to make though. Here, watch this video. Please don't mind the guy's antics. He does provide some useful information.

https://youtu.be/gfQLbit8pbs?t=56

[Anonymous No.11718173]

>>11718155
>cute girl
It's a cute boy, you fucking retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.11718198]

>>11718098
make a broccoli cheese bake then with some mashed beans as a side

[Anonymous No.11718220]

>>11718155
I'm not cute so can I get a pass?
Also if you grow up on the Internet swearing comes naturally.

>>11718161
I tried often to make bready products including even basic pizza and the bread just never comes out right, just doesn't crisp up at all on the bottom.

>>11718173
I don't have a penis though

[Anonymous No.11718244]

>>11718220
You used the same image as the Apple pie thread. That one was better written, the abusive mother was a nice touch

[Anonymous No.11718257]

>>11718198
Sounds good, do you know how to make tomatoes more liquidy? Even if I let thim sit on medium low for some time they don't produce too much water, like canned tomatoes do. No tomato puree to compensate either, or should I just ditch the marinara idea for the bake? How do I make sure it's not dry?

[Anonymous No.11718260]

>>11718220
>just doesn't crisp up at all on the bottom
That's so common, with pizza especially, that there's a whole product market of varying degrees of bullshit based around thick ass oven trays. Easiest solution if you have a shit oven is just to make several small pizzas and eat them as you go.

[Anonymous No.11718262]

>>11718257
>how to make tomatoes more liquidy
Add liquid. Like a splash of stock, c'mon anon.

[Anonymous No.11718287]

>>11718098
If you give back Elsaß-Lothringen I will think about helping you, Jacques-Hachmi. And what's with frogs and anal and starting to speak french in all threads?

[Anonymous No.11718293]

>>11718260
That looks damn tasty, anon. Cook it yourself or stole it from another thread?

[Anonymous No.11718423]

>>11717916
With only 2 hours you won’t be able to make anything impressive hun

[Anonymous No.11718434]

This thread again?

[Anonymous No.11718451]

>>11718098
>Can't just ask him that
Oh, so yo do want onii-chan's dick to stretch your tight imouto cunny?

[Anonymous No.11718468]

>>11718293
I just googled "broccoli pizza" to give op an example, to be honest. My pizzas are nowhere near that healthy.

[Anonymous No.11718907]

>>11717916
probably too late but you should really get some more things around the house, at least have a fridge with some romaine so you can make basic salad with some acid and oil. That's already part 1 of a meal, next you just need any shelf stable starch, roasted potatoes, pasta SOMETHING.
You can roast the tomatoes too, you can easily pop them in the oven for two hours.
It's the cheap, retardproof way to make dinner.