/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11717671]

Shots fired

[Anonymous No.11717682]

>>11717671
Vegan pizza is stupid. Vegans are stupid. Ftfy

[Anonymous No.11717683]

>United Kingdom
say no more anon

[Anonymous No.11717685]

>>11717671
I don't understand why Pizza Hut is only doing their vegan pizzas in the UK. I hope they bring them to the US soon.

[Anonymous No.11717687]

>>11717682
>t. Pierce Morgan sheep

[Anonymous No.11717689]

>UK
>being cucks
wow

[Anonymous No.11717693]

>vegan pizza
okay sounds good, whats on it
>CORN

fuck that

[Anonymous No.11717702]

[Anonymous No.11717710]

>>11717702
>Piers: "VEGAN FOOD IS SHIT! NOBODY WANTS THIS TRASH"
Vegans: "Lol you mad bro?"
>Piers: "HELP! HELP! IM BEING CYBER BULLIED"

[Anonymous No.11717712]

>>11717671
>corn on pizza

fucking vegans just want to make everything look and taste like shit for everyone else

[Anonymous No.11717720]

>>11717689
>Libel and slander doesn't count because it's online

[Anonymous No.11717731]

>>11717710
>>11717702
absolutely based

I'm not vegan but how much a child do you have to be to get upset over somebody offering something you don't like?

[Anonymous No.11717732]

>>11717720
>saying something offensive should be illegal

[Anonymous No.11717880]

>>11717712
>>11717693
Why not corn in pizza? It goes good on everything else.

[Anonymous No.11717901]

>>11717712
You don't have to eat it. Pizza Hut has 99% of the menu catered to people who don't enjoy the vegan alternative.

[Anonymous No.11717929]

Can a Brit please tell what the fuck is Greggs?

[Anonymous No.11717931]

>>11717671

They have a new version with turnips.

[Anonymous No.11717935]

>another vegan thread

[Anonymous No.11717972]

>>11717935

>frog posting in another vegan thread

[Anonymous No.11718060]

>>11717687
I don't give a single fuck about that faggot. Vegans are stupid. Once again, ftfy.

[Anonymous No.11718082]

>>11717972
He has a point though

[Anonymous No.11718091]

>>11717710
>Lol you mad bro?
Did I wake up in 2008?
>>11718060
>people that support animal rights are stupid
I eat meat but people have different opinions to you. Aren't you too old for imageboards anon

[Anonymous No.11718124]

>>11718091
People that believe in the concept of "rights" are ignorant.

[Anonymous No.11718151]

>>11718124
t. saudia arabian/israeli/taliban/evangelical

[Anonymous No.11718153]

>>11718091
>Did I wake up in 2008?
you woke up in 2019 where talking shit back to people who talk shit is "bullying"

[Anonymous No.11718245]

>>11717972
I hate frogposters but he's right. Between the vegan spam, the fast food spam, the e celeb spam, this board is shit. I'd rather we became even slower but actually talked about food and cooking.

[Anonymous No.11718325]

>>11717671
all our dough is freshly thawed out overnight just for you!

[Anonymous No.11718358]

I came here to tell you all that I'm vegan

[Anonymous No.11718377]

>>11717689
tempted to make a throwaway just to spam them desu

[Anonymous No.11719178]

>>11718091
No, I'm not.

[Anonymous No.11719253]

>literally who is getting bullied on Twitter
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.11719317]

>>11717712
Corn is goat on a pizza with any kind of meat, try it once, just some, don't cover the pizza in corn

[Anonymous No.11719320]

>>11718358
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.11719381]

>>11717935
dont ever stop
your doing the lords work brother

[Anonymous No.11719895]

>>11717720
Fuck, why do Brits defend this Ludacris bullshit?

You guys remember that thread about pizza topping being illegal in Britain? All the brit lads filing out to defend it?

Is it cope or do they actually like the thick cock of big-brother government down their throat? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.11719904]

>>11717712
It's fine, it's very soft and the flavour is subtle. It's just very unamerican.

[Anonymous No.11719916]

>>11719895
They see America with freedom and go "You see America over there, they are enjoying something, we can't have that thing they enjoy because they will mock us, we have to make sure to never have something like that here!"

[Anonymous No.11719917]

Imagine falling for marketing gimmicks like manufactured drama on twitter

>>11717929
Low-end chain bakery.

[Anonymous No.11719927]

>>11717712
It adds a lovely touch of sweetness to the pie. Don't be a retard and add anything else that's sweet this. Get some ham or chicken on there to balance it out

[Anonymous No.11719935]

>>11717732
No one's saying that. Libel/slander are not "offensive", they're illegal.

[Anonymous No.11720067]

>>11719895
I didn't know Ludacris was still popular in the UK

[Anonymous No.11720137]

>>11719935
It doesn't say libel and slander in the pic, though. It specifically says "offensive comments."
Bootlicking faggot.

>>11717671
This one, by their own insane standards, looks like a call for harassment, but I suppose a pizza chain is exempt from the laws.

[Anonymous No.11720270]

>>11717671
fucking sweet corn
europe does not need to copy the mistakes of the US
>>11717880
you are part of the problem

[Anonymous No.11720274]

>>11720270
It's too late.
Corn is gonna infect you like it infected us.
Your everything will fall before the corn.

[Anonymous No.11720283]

>>11717671
Who's Morgan Piers? I'm not from Englandstan.

[Anonymous No.11720320]

>>11720283
Some cunt literally nobody likes, he lives in murrika now and we're fucking glad to be shot of him.

[Anonymous No.11720971]

>>11719916
>forced flag allegiance in schools
>Walmart stomps
>no private collection of rainwater
>can't drink alcohol until you're 21
>can't enjoy alcohol in public even as an adult
>mothers being fined for not cutting the dicks of their children
>biggest prison population in the world by far
>school shooting drills and metal detectors for grade schoolers
>violent Africa-tier gang violence in major cities
>anti-Israel boycut laws in state constitutions

muh beacon of freedom

[Anonymous No.11721024]

>>11720971
that gun is thicc

[Anonymous No.11721064]

papa john's vegan pizza isn't that bad tbqh it's just tomatoes and peppers but still pretty tasty
t. has vegan parents

[Anonymous No.11721094]

who would have thought that vegans are easy to offend special snowflakes

[Anonymous No.11721098]

>>11717687
Piers Morgan is shit, vegans are shit, and you are shit.

[Anonymous No.11721104]

>>11718377
Being that I live in the US and they can't do shit it's awfully tempting.

[Anonymous No.11721108]

Vegan cheese is fucking shite.

[Anonymous No.11721115]

>>11721108
It's fucking cashews, not cheese. They should really cut the shit with all their vegan this and vegan that.

[Anonymous No.11722609]

>>11721115
a cheese is milk. what's your point?

[Anonymous No.11722709]

>>11720067
heh

[Anonymous No.11722718]

>>11717712
ikr

look at all these europoors, corn on pizza sounds fucking gross

[Anonymous No.11722739]

>>11720971
No private collection of rainwater is so you cant just turn a farmland into a desert and flip it.

[Anonymous No.11723138]

why cant they just use vegan cheese

[Anonymous No.11723148]

>>11723138
they'd done so in the past, it was a coconut based cheese. It's too bad they're only doing this in the UK though.

[Anonymous No.11723298]

>>11720971

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[Anonymous No.11723302]

[Anonymous No.11723307]

[Anonymous No.11723342]

>>11723307
lol

[Anonymous No.11723391]

>>11720971
>can't enjoy alcohol in public even as an adult
I was double-fisting bombers at my last concert. In retrospect it was a bad idea because I had to hit the restroom eight times. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Still, a rock concert isn't a concert without being high and sloshed.

[Anonymous No.11723402]

>>11723307
No way this is real.

[Anonymous No.11723411]

>>11723300
>pooinloo makes literal poo chicken
like pottery

[Anonymous No.11723416]

>>11717671
but is it gluten-free?

[Anonymous No.11723430]

>>11720971
you mean bacon of freedom

[Anonymous No.11723438]

>>11717671
Why don't vegans just eat superior passata and basil pizza? All these tarnished bells and whistles have lost sight of what pizza is and instead it's some kind of abominable open-faced sandwich.

[Anonymous No.11723474]

>>11723438
This.

Maybe it was the American influence but the ideology of "more toppings = better pizza" dominates. I took one look at that picture and thought what a load of fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.11723479]

>>11717671
Why's there so much stuff on it?

[Anonymous No.11723590]

>>11717693
Absolute fact.

[Anonymous No.11723611]

>>11717671
>some cancerous faggot bong shilling diabeetus shit on /ck/
You go fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus and then kys for posting this shit.

This is exactly why we need flags on this board, so nobody has to put up with this inbred island shit.

[Autonymous No.11723628]

>>11723611
i don't think they have cactii in the uk, ya silly cunt.

why, of all the fast food threads, did you get upset about the vegan one? why?

[Anonymous No.11723677]

>>11723307
Not how this works bucko

[Autonymous No.11723849]

>>11723611
i've been pushing for flags on /ck/ ofr years but it'll never happen because it will expose all of the "do americans really...?" as the americans that they are.

[Anonymous No.11724408]

[Anonymous No.11724935]

>>11720320
No he doesnt. He's on breakfast TV regularly so we're the opposite of shot of him.

[Anonymous No.11726085]

>>11723849
8ck has flags, huge webm file size limits, and webms with sound
Too bad nobody posts there

[Anonymous No.11726092]

Why are we such a failure as a species? Billions of years of evolution has happened to produce into existence, yet here we are; making a huge fuss because some people prefer eating vegetables over meat.

[Anonymous No.11726160]

>>11720971
>>forced flag allegiance in schools
Removed in favor of Muslims after 9/11
>>Walmart stomps
See chinks
>>no private collection of rainwater
Primitive
>>can't drink alcohol until you're 21
And people do it anyways.
>>can't enjoy alcohol in public even as an adult
Alcohol isn't end all be all
>>mothers being fined for not cutting the dicks of their children
Commifornia
>>biggest prison population in the world by far
Foreign Illegal establishment, niggers
>>school shooting drills and metal detectors for grade schoolers
We live in a society
>>violent Africa-tier gang violence in major cities
Committed by Africans and Genetic rejects
>>anti-Israel boycut laws in state constitutions
Fuck Israel
>muh beacon of freedom
See Canada and Bongland

[Anonymous No.11726175]

>>11719895
Stockholm syndrome

[Anonymous No.11726225]

>>11726092
Thinking you're a good person is probably an advantage from an evolutionary standpoint. If people are doing things that make you question that you're a good person, your first reaction is to get bootyblasted and attack them.

[Anonymous No.11726232]

>>11726160
what an amazing defense of america

[Anonymous No.11726272]

Commies and vegans aren't people.

[Anonymous No.11726680]

>>11717702
>>11717671
This is a viral marketing campaign. Do not share. Stop giving Piers money.

[Anonymous No.11726708]

>>11719320
Stop trying to make me a gay meateater faggot

[Anonymous No.11726716]

>>11721094
Where'd you get that from the OP? Are you rustled and making things up special snowflake?

[Anonymous No.11726723]

>>11717671
Ah, sharia law gets more inclined with Britain. Filthy pigs, filthy meat, filthy westeners.

[Anonymous No.11726811]

>>11717687
Sneed

[Anonymous No.11726864]

>>11719935
>No one's saying that.
It's right there in their tweet.

[Anonymous No.11726880]

>>11723302
This is being used to explain away the increase in actual violent crimes caused by certain groups of certain people.

>>11717671
The pizza looks like shit. I don't see why they didn't just make a vegan Margharita.

[Anonymous No.11726991]

>>11717972
frogposting>veganposting

[Anonymous No.11726996]

>>11719895
bongs live in a police state
so maximum cope, yeah

[Anonymous No.11727010]

>>11726716
>hehe if i use their word for me incorrectly it won't affect me

[Anonymous No.11727011]

>>11726996
That one's photoshopped, but it might as well not be.

[Anonymous No.11727015]

>>11727011
oh is it? i guess it seemed a little extreme even for london

[Anonymous No.11727019]

>>11726996

I love how white people are suddenly the problem. Not the ethnic scum removing civility and pride from one of the greatest societies on the planet. The ones having their country stolen from them by corrupt politicians and their love for handouts and bribes from muslim oil money.

[Anonymous No.11728270]

[Anonymous No.11728291]

>>11717671
>vegan pizza
Most pizza is actually almost vegan, what is the big deal
It's 1 ingredient and it's not like there weren't pizzas without cheese in italy

[Anonymous No.11728299]

>>11727019
>I love how white people are suddenly the problem. Not the ethnic scum removing civility and pride from one of the greatest societies on the planet.

You white people ARE the fucking problem. You bend over backwards to appease niggers like they're special and better than every other race. Then you cower when Niggers destroy your culture and spew racism towards you. And you give them ridiculous priveliges like skin color based hiring quotas & Affirmative Action.

Look in the mirror white fag. You are the cause of the modern nigger problem in developed countries.

[Anonymous No.11728372]

>>11728299
Lol shutup nigger.

[Anonymous No.11728376]

piers morgan and pizza hut UK employ the same PR agency

[Anonymous No.11728406]

>>11723298
>>11724408
hahaha
>>11723302
oh nonononono hahahaha

[Anonymous No.11728441]

you got a loicense for that cake m8

[Anonymous No.11728450]

>>11728299
>And you give them ridiculous priveliges like skin color based hiring quotas & Affirmative Action.
The jews are responsible for this, not whites.

[Anonymous No.11728512]

>>11717929
A political party

[Anonymous No.11728538]

>>11727011
>>11727015
It's not photoshoped but it's also not a real ad. It was a statement piece by an artist.

[Anonymous No.11728550]

>>11723307
OI M8, YOU GOT A LOISENSE TO BE TOLKIN TRASH ABOUT POLITICIANS

[Anonymous No.11728604]

A couple of months ago I never saw this much vegan shitposting on /ck/ as there is now. The amount has to have increased 1000% over this short period. Same goes for /mu/. It's been going to shit steadily all the time but the last few months there has been an unnatural spike in the worst kind of forced shitposting, with the "tourist" garbage being the prime example. Same goes for /a/. Same unnatural spike, same forced meme bullshit that just looks like a couple people spamming with a proxy, started up roughly the same time the other two boards did. I am 100% convinced this is some sort of raid by a group of very pathetic faggots who see this as the only way to leave a lasting mark in this world thus justifying their pathetic, worthless existence. I genuinely, unironically wish I could get info on these couple of faggots so I could mercilessly murder them in the most gruesome, brutal way I could possibly think of. Fuck jail time, just the pleasure of eradicating such subhuman scum off the face of the earth is more than worth it.

[Anonymous No.11728622]

>>11728299

Not all whites. Most conservatives are still honest, hard working, down to earth, good people. It's mostly the racist liberals who manipulate the blacks, asians, latinos, & race bait for their own political gain.

[Anonymous No.11728631]

>>11728604
/pol/, /tv/, /int/, /s4s/

Holy quadrant of cancer

[Anonymous No.11728645]

>>11728631
Those boards have been around forever, and while the other boards I mentioned have been gradually going to shit consistently since forever, there has been an absurd, sudden spike that was VERY recent, and it happened all at roughly the same time across all boards. It's not just /pol/tv/, it's some external influence too.

[Anonymous No.11728694]

>>11728622
t. Cletus McBootlicker

[Anonymous No.11728725]

>>11728622

I've noticed this. Liberals are fucking constantly race baiting minorities into hating whies & each other. It's like their entire political platform.

[Anonymous No.11728729]

>dumb veganiggers love corporations now

[Anonymous No.11728731]

>>11728694
>t. Roastie McCoastie

[Anonymous No.11728734]

>>11728725

Did you just realize democrats use your race as the primary means to manipulate your vote? Get woke, my brown friend. Get woke.

[Anonymous No.11728737]

>>11728729
>drumpf voters are braindead intersectionalists now

Writes itself

[Anonymous No.11728766]

>>11728725

This. I work in california and literally everthing is race baiting & hate, hate, hate. It's Ironic that I found the deep south to be much more tolerant and color blind then the self proclaimed "tolerant" california liberals.

[Anonymous No.11728768]

Repent carnists. Veganism is the only way forward...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39uFhAN4MVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzA4TmfqyOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeA238F_Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dl5z6LWpnc

[Anonymous No.11728775]

>>11728737

Yes, yes, I get it Mr. Liberal.

As a PoC I must hate all whites, especially Republicans, right?

hate, hate, hate

[Anonymous No.11728789]

>>11728737
>hurr durr group based politcal affiliations aren't real

[Anonymous No.11728797]

>>11724935
If you watch breakfast TV you deserve your fate

[Anonymous No.11728796]

>>11728775
>>11728789
>intersectionalism is good when I do it!!!

Cue the schizos

[Anonymous No.11728814]

>>11728796

Fuck off, piece of shit racist liberal. Our votes are not so fucking easily manipulated.

[Anonymous No.11728820]

>>11728814
I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance of being washed by pol into thinking youre redpilled while simultaneously poisoning yourself your entire life

[Anonymous No.11728821]

>>11728796
> RACE BAITING IS FUN!!!!

God I fucking hate white californians.

[Anonymous No.11728822]

>>11717712
>for everyone else

[Anonymous No.11728867]

Pizza Hut: who is a vegan pizza for your whining shit heads.

vegan:: oh I can't possibly eat that talk when it's been prepared in a kitchen that handles meat

[Anonymous No.11728881]

>>11728821
Did mommy not hug you enough or something? Did Tyrone eat a carrot while plowing Stacy?

[Anonymous No.11729553]

>>11717671
corn on pizza

[Anonymous No.11729587]

>>11723307
>id is not requird
>attendance is required
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11729765]

>>11717929
The weird gross love-child of a low-end fast food joint and a bakery.

They're not awful but the food definitely isn't good

[Anonymous No.11729802]

>>11729587
It's rayciss to ask for ID.

[Anonymous No.11729846]

Has there ever been a bigger wanker in the history of the world?

[Anonymous No.11729851]

>>11729846
Is there any group that DOESN'T hate piers morgan.

[Anonymous No.11729887]

where the FUCK is the pretzel crust

[Anonymous No.11730384]

>>11717671
This isn't a fight I want to be a part of.
Vegans are all inferior pests, but the UK is such a warped society no one from there has any perspective worth adhering.
I'm dismissive.

[Anonymous No.11730406]

>>11729765
So are they sort of like Dunkin Donuts?

[Anonymous No.11730624]

>>11728821
>Brings up California for no good reason

Literally obsessed.

[Anonymous No.11731223]

Hey vegans, how does it taste?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc

[Anonymous No.11731488]

>>11717671
>corn on pizza
Just how fucking retarded are Europeans?

[Anonymous No.11731498]

>>11717671
>Piers Morgan

Stopped reading right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moqcJ1JeYV0