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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:39:48 2019 No.11708703 [DELETED]

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>he doesn't take his food straight from the oven and put it into the freezer for 5 minutes to cool it down faster
>he refrains from eating for 10-15 minutes like a skelly instead or burns his mouth like a voracious lardass
What's your excuse?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:41:50 2019 No.11708711 God I hate women

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:42:35 2019 No.11708713 >big tiddie Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:44:16 2019 No.11708721 >>11708713 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:48:51 2019 No.11708743 File: 83 KB, 1082x818, 1540889396544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708703

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:53:53 2019 No.11708766 If this was based human diarrhoea instead of bee shit I could probably climax to this video

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:54:24 2019 No.11708771 >>11708703 I'd slice her into little pieces and put in my freezer if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:55:24 2019 No.11708776 >>11708703 >putting nice hot food directly into the freezer >not waiting a couple minutes for perfect flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 22:59:15 2019 No.11708787 >>11708703 Does this dumb spic really need that shit to use chop sticks?

Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:01:23 2019 No.11708803
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>>11708787
kys poleddit
>>11708776
It's still too hot by that point, plus I'm an ausGOD so the hot weather means it takes twice as long for food to cool down without assistance

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:09:12 2019 No.11708833 >>11708803 Horseface that you only like because of her tits. Outside of that she's a fucking uggo, fuck off to /gif/ or something you shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:12:26 2019 No.11708840 >>11708803 Asians can't get any uglie...wait a minute

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:15:44 2019 No.11708849 >>11708803 soruce pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:18:30 2019 No.11708853 >>11708840 She's not asian., she's just squinting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:22:51 2019 No.11708864 >>11708849 Pretty sure it's Brittanya Razavi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 4 23:27:57 2019 No.11708883 File: 179 KB, 285x300, ouuf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708864 aw man, she doesn't wear glasses and she has tattoos thanks anyway anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 00:38:42 2019 No.11709056 File: 8 KB, 277x182, 1536015535965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708703 Milkies......gib

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 01:10:40 2019 No.11709142 File: 50 KB, 778x719, Giv nootka teaty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 01:42:53 2019 No.11709222 my gf loves using that Hawaiian-esque freckles filter, i'm gonna ask her for some tiddy snaps now, thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:19:15 2019 No.11709326 >>11708803 >>11708703 these women make me want to get a tit job look how nice those breasts look men who don't prefer meaty breasts and like flat chests are pedophiles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:45:52 2019 No.11709365 >>11709326 The reason I don't like gigantic tits is because my mother has them. I like boobs, just not retardedly large ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:51:13 2019 No.11709377 File: 92 KB, 638x1000, brainlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708703 >How to Introduce Freon to Your Everyday Meals

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:56:10 2019 No.11709387 >>11709326 Fake tits look and feel like shit, though. Maybe do some squats so you can at least have a nice ass. Then cosplay as Midna and ride my dick into oblivion. Wouldn't that be funny? Haha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:59:07 2019 No.11709393 >>11709387 Haha, nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 02:59:49 2019 No.11709394 >>11708703 Honolulu is such a fucking shithole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 03:05:24 2019 No.11709405 File: 143 KB, 902x600, bootydog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11709326 >men who don't prefer meaty breasts and like flat chests are pedophiles I can tell from this that you're fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 03:07:41 2019 No.11709411 >>11709387 You suggest squats when breasts are being talked about? Simple pushups will raise tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 03:11:13 2019 No.11709427 >>11708803 Imagine how based it is to be a kid in <current year>? Back in the day naked thots were confined to magazines and the internet and now you can see these semen demons walking around, titties and ass hanging out in broad day light.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 03:12:07 2019 No.11709430 File: 347 KB, 565x555, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11709405 haha, you wish, this is actually me

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 04:13:26 2019 No.11709631

>>11709405
I'm skinny and flat chested retard. if I was fat I wouldn't be fucking complaining about wanting a tit job. Get some fucking brain cells and stop eating at Burger King.

>>11709387
Why would I do squats if my ass isn't small at all? The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 04:16:47 2019 No.11709642 >>11708703 I tried this once but it was still too long to wait. I just want my food ready to eat straight out of the oven like it always is at fast food and most restaurants. How do they do it? What's their secret?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 04:18:21 2019 No.11709652 >>11708703 >live in Alaska >-20 degrees F outside >go outside with food >by the time I get to my home it's lukewarm lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:05:34 2019 No.11709862 >>11708703 >short hair >female DROPPED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:10:06 2019 No.11709872 >>11709631 Just do squats. You're not fit if your knees aren't totally obliterated before you're 60.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:27:18 2019 No.11709897 >>11709631 >Why would I do squats if my ass isn't small at all? The fuck? To make it bigger, duh! I want you to achieve [pic related] bodytype and ride my dick like a pogo stick.

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:30:19 2019 No.11709910
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>>11709631
>Why would I do squats if my ass isn't small at all? The fuck?
To make it bigger, duh! I want you to attain [pick related] bodytype and ride my dick like a pogo stick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:37:39 2019 No.11709931 File: 902 KB, 1300x1733, 1541818483360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708771

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 06:59:19 2019 No.11709983 >>11708803 "She is rumoured to have given birth to her first child at the young age of 15. Same age at which her father left his family to serve time in prison."

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 07:14:11 2019 No.11710005

>>11709631
So you're skinny and have a big ass.
Riiiiiiight.
I like them in most sizes as long as they're nice people, but women who talk like you are ALWAYS fat and in denial about it. You want a titjob because they're already starting to sag.

>>11709862
Shorthaired tomboys used to be the best ones, but it's just another red flag now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 07:32:56 2019 No.11710056 >>11708711 I'll have to agree with this gentleman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 07:58:47 2019 No.11710118 >>11708703 >putting hot shit in your freezer for any amount of time I'd hate to see your freezer, do you defrost it once a month?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 08:00:16 2019 No.11710125 File: 6 KB, 240x210, me rn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708703 >burns his mouth like a voracious lardass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 08:02:45 2019 No.11710137 >>11708803 im gay personally but i can see how that is attractive as a prime human body condition

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 08:54:09 2019 No.11710286 >>11708703 Why not take out of the oven 5 minutes earlier and eat it straightaway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 08:55:18 2019 No.11710291 >>11708721 Neat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 12:40:41 2019 No.11710984 >>11708703 fake freckles on top of 4 layers of foundation, why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:13:07 2019 No.11711135 >>11708703 >women take selfies of themselves eating How soon will they start doing that while shitting? Or sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:15:14 2019 No.11711147 >>11710137 I'm straight and she's fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:16:43 2019 No.11711152 >>11711135 Not soon enough desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:17:40 2019 No.11711161 I wanted to Do that as a kid but my mom said the freezer would get damaged in the process. It's actually very nice to put your fresh and Hot soup outside(winter) for a couple Minutes and then eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:18:50 2019 No.11711171 >>11708703 >honey, let's destroy the fridge, we have enough money

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 13:19:31 2019 No.11711176 >>11710291 Damn

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 14:16:48 2019 No.11711451 >>11710005 You've never seen flat chested women with big asses? Kill yourself. A tit job is to get bigger tits, dumbfuck, enjoy your fat fetish in your grave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 14:25:29 2019 No.11711490 >>11708703 >nowhere near me makes chicken that looks that good >also big titties

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 18:40:19 2019 No.11712678 >>11711147 >I'm straight don't think so, senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 18:43:49 2019 No.11712698 File: 83 KB, 503x587, wisecat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she's a meat-eater Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 19:32:06 2019 No.11712940 File: 53 KB, 500x479, 1531611966737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11708713 yeeeiiiiii

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 19:33:59 2019 No.11712955 File: 556 KB, 1200x1553, catbanana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11712940 >she drinks alcohol Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 19:35:18 2019 No.11712959 File: 83 KB, 600x673, 4DD88D7B-A7B6-45EE-A747-96E85371A44C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 19:38:11 2019 No.11712980 For a bunch of dateless turbo-virgins, you guys sure are nitpicky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:28:32 2019 No.11714377 >>11708703 Enjoy cleaning your dinner out of the freezer after the dish cracks from thermal stress faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:29:47 2019 No.11714387 >>11708703 Holy shit this looks exactly like my ex girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:00:42 2019 No.11714591 >>11712678 you can be a female and straight at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:18:19 2019 No.11714695 File: 3.56 MB, 347x244, vlad chuckle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714387

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:40:05 2019 No.11714831 >>11711135 I take selfies while pooping all the time. Bathroom has the best lighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 01:46:30 2019 No.11715196 i let my food cool to room temperature before storing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 07:37:19 2019 No.11716098 >>11711135 I have a female friend who sends "CrapSnaps" frequently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 12:42:26 2019 No.11717104 >>11714591 yeah right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 12:47:58 2019 No.11717133 >>11716098 sounds like a keeper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 12:53:48 2019 No.11717146 >>11708703 Why is she holding her chopsticks like this?

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