/tbg/ taco Bell general

[Anonymous No.11706541]

Heading to TB soon, what should I get with my soft tacos and crunchwrap I'm planning on

[Anonymous No.11706564]

yeah uhhh can you pick me up a reason to live

[Anonymous No.11706584]

>>11706541
Crunchy Tacos Supremes

[Anonymous No.11706594]

>>11706541
Can't go wrong with some 'chos

[Anonymous No.11706598]

>>11706564
>zoomer "humor"

[Anonymous No.11706708]

>>11706541
>another fast food thread

[Anonymous No.11706726]

It's Naked Chicken Chalupa time. Why would you get anything else?

[Anonymous No.11706727]

>>11706726
because it's literally just a kfc double stack but smaller and more overpriced.

[Anonymous No.11706741]

I was that anon who ate a double chalupa box every day during the promotion, and today is the first day I'm trying their breakfast menu. (They're replacing the windows in my apartment so instead of waking up at 7am I just stayed up all night and went to a parking lot to drink and chain smoke; also found a really good donut shop which probably isn't very good past 10am, but was great drunk at 9am, and I don't like donuts.) I got a grilled fiesta potato breakfast burrito and a grilled sausage breakfast burrito. They look pretty small compared to something like a fritos burrito, but aren't much lower on calories and are still just a dollar a piece.

To answer the OP: the soft tacos are best if you get them fresca style, and the 5 layer burrito is much better than the crunchwrap, and still cheaper if you do a couple modifications.

[Anonymous No.11706761]

>>11706541
You should get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.11706796]

>>11706741
I'm disturbed by the details of your life because it seems lonely.

[Anonymous No.11706800]

>>11706741
Based

[Anonymous No.11706806]

>>11706741
How fat are you?
Be honest.

[Anonymous No.11706808]

>>11706708
Now post the one with hair.
GIVE ME BACK MY SMOTHERED BURRITO

[Anonymous No.11706841]

>>11706808

[Anonymous No.11706849]

>>11706806
I think my BMI is around 33. I'm the chubbiest I've ever been, but have casually lifted some dumbbells pretty much every day since I was 13, so have a pretty average boomer body. I also get the majority of calories from alcohol, so have a stupidly retarded big bloated gut. If I cut down on the alcohol I'd probably look pretty good, but honestly I look a lot healthier than I am and how I feel. I was pretty active up until around a decade ago, so it's not like I'm a lard of fat.

[Anonymous No.11706854]

>>11706849
>I think my BMI is around 33

jesus christ, you do realise you are obese right?

[Anonymous No.11706857]

>>11706849
Absolute unit, lad!

[Anonymous No.11707291]

>>11706808
>GIVE ME BACK MY SMOTHERED BURRITO
the new grande enchilada thing is pretty damn close

[Anonymous No.11707314]

>>11706849
>but honestly I look a lot healthier than I am and how I feel
if you are obese, somehow I doubt this.

[Anonymous No.11709154]

>>11706541
If you aren't getting like 10 bean burritos, just die already haha

[Anonymous No.11709179]

>>11706741
You don't know how good that sounds to me, to just go to a parking lot and drink and smoke. Bail on the wife and kid and not show up to work.

[Anonymous No.11709327]

>>11709179
>and not show up to work
Kek. I got a text at 20 after 5 from my boss saying, "weren't you supposed to be in at 5 today?" I set my alarm for 2 but must have turned it off instead of hitting the snooze button. Never happened to me before and it was actually a pretty terrible feeling, because I'm usually highly functional and punctual. That said, I missed out on the wife and kid thing around a decade ago because I just didn't feel ready, but never imagined we wouldn't be together forever and do the kids thing; she felt different. I'd like to imagine that I would have made myself into a better person after getting married and having kids - and I'm sure I would have to a degree - but holy shit being alone in your mid-30's actually really sucks.

The grilled fiesta potato breakfasts burrito was actually pretty good, and is the only TB item I've ever had with potatoes that wasn't crap.

[Anonymous No.11709364]

#9

[Anonymous No.11709378]

>>11709364
This isn't a Jimmy John's thread. Nobody orders TB by numbers.

[Anonymous No.11709382]

>>11709378
Fine. Gib me all the tacos or your sister gets raped!

[Anonymous No.11709472]

>>11706808
>>11706841
>>11707291


Damn I fucking miss the smothered burrito. When that special cancelled I basically quit going to taco bell

[Anonymous No.11709542]

>>11706541
yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin taco

[Anonymous No.11709792]

For me, it's the chalupa combo. The best item on the menu.

[Anonymous No.11709808]

every item on their menu is the same but just presented differently.

[Anonymous No.11709815]

>>11709808
Yeah just like every Mexican dish ever made

[Anonymous No.11709898]

I tried the *new* value menu burritoes Thursday, the nacho one was good, I didn't like the chicken enchilada one. Probably will go back to getting a quesarito and replacing the loaded potato grillers with the nacho burritos.

[Anonymous No.11710719]

>>11706541
>The Naked Chicken Chalupa is already gone

FUCKING HELL

[Anonymous No.11710806]

actual OP here I ended up getting McDonald's yesterday

[Anonymous No.11710864]

>>11710806
I got wasted on cheap vodka and went to sleep at nine while watching darling in the franxx and woke up at 4 to play smash on my Bing Bing wahoo machine. I unlocked Sonic and Ike among others, bayonetta keeps kicking my ass I guess I'm just trash