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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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webm thread.

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dumping what i have

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>> No.11706695

How does he get out?

>> No.11706766

>>11706225
genus

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>> No.11706792

>>11706695
this

>> No.11706811

>>11706786
KEK, WHAT A BOSS

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>> No.11706825

>>11706244
Why do Japs love eating live sea creatures so much?

>> No.11706832

>>11706244
that is fucked

>> No.11706843

>>11706825
They're obsessed with ingredient quality and freshness, and live is as fresh as it gets.

>> No.11706859

>>11706832
could be worse, you could be a zebra with it's intestines hanging out dragging along the ground as a lion tears you a new asshole. nature is brutal, life is brutal, fuck crabs.

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>>11706214
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.11706872

>>11706214
I want to punch this fucking retard

>> No.11706874

>>11706859
Or it could be even worse than that, you could be an underage fedora edgelord fagging up this board by forcing us to witness your "jaded wisdom" while guzzling soylet and playing nintendo.

>> No.11706882

>>11706859
fuck the crab, my point is knowing you have to eat that a spiky shelled creature that has those dangly thing on it's mouth is one of the most stomach churning things I have ever seen

>> No.11706888

>>11706244
aww so cute

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>>11706786
*Steals your title*

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>> No.11706929

>>11706874
is that what you do?

>> No.11706934

>>11706923
screamingfrog.bmp

>> No.11706942

>>11706934
haha.meme

>> No.11706950

>>11706204
Need to stop with these race-baiting posts.

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>> No.11706960

>>11706923
>>11706927
How can someone be so incompetent?

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>>11706923
>>11706923
>>11706953
BATONNY CHOPCHOP!

>> No.11706968

>>11706962
Food and cooking

>> No.11706974 [DELETED] 
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BATTONY CHOPCHOPY!

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>>11706950
yassss slay

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>>11706968
The battony chop meme transcends across all boards. Originally an /out/ meme

>> No.11706990

>>11706960
>Females
Did you really need to ask?

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>>11706974
If only he had had some other tool he could have used to split wood.

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>>11706923
>>11706927
>>11706953
>>11706962
>>11706974
>>11706985

>> No.11707011

>>11706906
Banana Surry

>> No.11707028

>>11706974
>>11706962
Is this real or satire?

>> No.11707063

>>11707028
Usually found in """extreme survivalist""" yt channels. Dumbasses reviewing their +$80 knives and testing them doing dumbass shit instead of using a fucking hatchet

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>>11706923
>>11706927
I must have watched these two a few dozen times by now and I know how they end, but they still make me incredibly uneasy.
It's amazing these women lived for apparently several decades without losing some digits earlier.

>> No.11707132

>>11706859
Big cats kill their preys (usually suffocating them by clenching their necks) before eating them

>> No.11707146

>>11707132
I don't know why you'd make such a bold claim without spending a few seconds typing "lions eat alive" into Youtube.
Cats of all sizes love to play with the prey after the catch it and will absolutely start eating it without killing it as long as it's not putting up enough of a fight to endanger them.

>> No.11707152

>>11707146
That's just anti cat propaganda, don't buy those lies

>> No.11707204

>>11707006
Holy fuck. This is one of the top five sexiest videos I've ever seen.

Imagine this, your wife, making you a PB&J sandwich.

Chatting. Chill AF.

Most of us don't get this care from a girlfriend who has to make 10 seconds of effort to look after us.

Hot AF.

(Cracking tits too since I'm commenting)

>> No.11707212

>>11707204
Chicks like this who use their feet for hands make me wonder if their footjobs feel extra amazing or if they just feel like handjobs.
I'll find out one day.

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>>11706962
I was really hoping that retard would injure himself.
Maybe don't make batoning videos if you don't know how to use a wedge. Fuck!

>> No.11707259

>>11707067
>webm
You're not supposed to do exactly that

>> No.11707298

>>11706214
Lady in the back in her goku cosplay.

>> No.11707668

>>11706207
I want my minute and 48 seconds back

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>>11706962

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>> No.11707722

>>11706786
how out no break?

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>>11706962
>the wood is obviously bad

>> No.11707976

>>11706204
It looks shit, but lets be honest, isn't it better that they're actually harvesting their own food, rather than relying on aid?
These guys were born into shitty circumstances, at least they're being somewhat proactive.

>> No.11707983

>>11706786
>filename
bitch ass

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>> No.11708176

>>11706832
Crabs can't feel pain. No limbic system or frontal cortex.

>> No.11708191
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What is the best method to massage my dough for my pasta? Or is it better to just use a rolling pin?

>> No.11708192

>>11708126
i'm sure it's tasty, but baklava is much nicer with many layers of phyllo and maybe some rose water in the glaze. A nice shortcut though

>> No.11708204

>>11708192
Maybe I'm a pleb but I'd refuse to eat it without some sort of shaved nut on top

>> No.11708210

>>11708191
People don't post Dong Massage on sfw boards

>> No.11708232

>>11706832
There's a chance it's dead and that's some kind of reflex action.

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>>11708247

>> No.11708267

>>11706962
lost it at (autistic screeching)

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>>11706953
why would anyone upload this?

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>> No.11708360

>>11706950
>ignore the blacks
>>11707976
>this is the fault of colonialism, not a avg. sub 85IQ society

can we just admit they need to be recolonized already?

>> No.11708381

>>11707146
Most animals have a death bite, they kill their prey before eating because if it gets up there's the potential for it to gore them- unless it's already substantially disabled which isn't often, they'll do so. one of the only examples i can think of that isn't the case is hyenas, which will in fact tear flanks off of their prey while its still fleeing.

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>> No.11708529

>>11706244
We need to genocide china

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>>11706244
Whelp. Looks like 2 nukes wasn't enough.

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>>11708444
pretty gay tbqhwyf

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>>11708553
git gud

>> No.11708567

>>11706225
Good way to make your shrimp taste slightly of motor oil

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>>11708382
fuckin' metal

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>> No.11708654

>>11707009
Mora 2000 top zozzle

>> No.11708666

>>11708382
godless monsters fucking gooks

>> No.11708674

>>11706786
Great filename. Better than the retarded one that the one faggot pats himself on the back for.

>> No.11708687

>>11706985
>transcends across all boards
And this, friends, is what we call cancer. Crossboarding faggots who refuse to stay on topic for the sake of being "le epic memer"

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>>11707204
>>11707212

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>>11708210
/ck/ ain't safe for work nigga, /ck/ ain't safe for nobody nowhere

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>>11708778
LESS ASS

MORE ONION

>> No.11708818

>>11706825
chink lettering all over the cutting board.

>> No.11708830
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>>11708784
Less onion.

>> No.11708834

>>11708778
>that sunburn
wew lad

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>>11708830
ok

>> No.11708842

>>11708818
Look at the napkin you idiot, it's Japanese.
>muh chink lettering
You know half of the written Japanese language is basically just Chinese, right?

>> No.11708863

>>11708834
>thinking it's a sunburn
>not aggressive slaps
>gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.11708880

>>11708842
Japs use hiragana and kanji chinks share a few similar letters like their hiragana.

>> No.11708949

>>11706214
he's just hamming it up and likes his work, why be a dick about it

>> No.11709004

>>11706866
Cocaine

>> No.11709057
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California bill to reduce plastic straw use, cut waste 'choking our planet' ... Under the measure, restaurants would only be allowed to provide single-use straws upon request.

Ask for one when you order cause you can't get one, after.

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>>11708880
Chinese doesn't have Hiragana or Katakana at all. You can see the fucking Hiragana on the napkin you deluded retard. Chinese don't use Hiragana or Katakana in their language. The only similarities between Chinese and Japanese is Japanese Kanji,

>> No.11709106

>>11706825
It's more of a hatred thing, which is why they eat them tortured, raw, and slaughter dolphin and whale. They are mad they are trapped on tiny island surrounded by water.

>> No.11709269
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>>11706207
>all that food
>that dried cake
>nothing to drink
yeah no, i like to not choke when eating

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>>11706244
i don't mind them loving seafood but this is just cruel

>> No.11709289

>>11706923
>>11706927
>oh anon, you should get married someday so she can cook for you while you go and work
i don't know what happened to women nowadays they can't cook, not even make scramble eggs

>> No.11709313

>>11706252
kek

>> No.11709322
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>>11708126
yaiya rollin in her grave right now. The fuck is this rolled shit?

>> No.11709328

>>11709057
i wouldn't mind drinking without a straw but holy shit they should go easy on the ice

>> No.11709336

>>11707006
god I wish that were me

>> No.11709338

>>11708830
>Geez Patrick, what did you eat?
>A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza-
>No, I mean this morning.
>A roast beef, some chicken, a pizza. . .

>> No.11709389

>>11709057
I'm counting five decently sized male coworkers and they didn't put that guy on the floor.
If I were that negress I'd quit on the spot.

>> No.11709399

>>11707717
Finished product doesn't look too bad

>> No.11709407

>>11708353
Damn this is sick

>> No.11709416

>>11709269
Holy fuck that is good

>> No.11709446

>>11709269
blew my load at :25

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>> No.11709469

>>11709461
but how did he get out?
and why would he leave a literal fortress of eggs to go eat lunch elsewhere?

>> No.11709514

>>11709469
>how did he get out
The collective power of /ck/ asking "how does he get out" over 50,000 times gave him the drive to eggscavate a path underground.

>and why would he leave a literal fortress of eggs to go eat lunch elsewhere?
Why would you eat your own castle?

>> No.11709608

>>11709269
thanks for the fresh webm
gets kinda old seeing the same things posted so often

>> No.11709685

>>11706244
>MY EYES!!!!

>Ooo this looks yummy

>> No.11709687

>>11706906
How does he get out the bananas without breaking them

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>>11709608

>> No.11709695

>>11709690
oh wow another new one!
thanks anon, really appreciate all this fresh content

>> No.11709699

>>11709289
My roommate's gf unironically asked me how to make coffee from whole beans.

>> No.11709718 [DELETED] 

>>11706866

based nemeposter

>> No.11709745

>>11706927
>>11706923
Can someone give me the source of these?

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>>11708444
checked

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>>11709695
You're welcome buddy, and right back at ya.
I assume you're posting a lot of fresh stuff yourself instead of just being a salty bitch demanding the rest of us entertain you.

>> No.11709772

>>11709745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>> No.11709799

>>11709772
Thanks for the many keks

>> No.11709861

>>11709763
yes percisely, i am always posting lots of fresh things
and then i complain to others with posts that don't include any content because fuck you

>> No.11709883

>>11709452
what godless shit is this

>> No.11709900

Tried to watch some of Jack's latest videos and I'm not sure I can laugh at them anymore. It's fun looking at him failing, but at some point it just becomes sad. I won't avert my gaze, but he really seems like he can just keel over and die at any time.

>> No.11709913

>>11708784
is this the most irish post ever?

>> No.11709962

>>11709883
Oh shit anon I completely forgot that you have to make a prayer to God before adding shitty mashed potatoes to your shithole convenience stores.

>> No.11709996

>>11709687
He peels one and splits

>> No.11710044

>>11708360
>>this is the fault of colonialism, not a avg. sub 85IQ society
At what point did i claim that? I said it was shitty, i didn't say why.

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>>11706252

>> No.11710133

>>11709057
how the fuck didn't they fucking beat that faggot and call the police for assault?

>> No.11710160

>>11708666
checked

>> No.11710166

>>11708444
This dude is fucking blasting rope watching that meat
also, checked

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>> No.11710276

>>11710203
eww

>> No.11710339

And now the moment of truth - will the movie I just torrented be in English or Russian again?

>> No.11710371

>>11706866
everytime

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>>11710203
>when the black hands appeared I got shivers down my spine
I just realized I might be racist.

>> No.11710439

>>11710420
Yeah, I was actually surprised by how much it bothered me too.

>> No.11710457

>>11710439
Same, I guess them touching food makes me sad, this meat deserved better

>> No.11710475

>>11710339
Monkeys paw- It'll be in English but it'll also install a bitcoin miner on your computer.

>> No.11710530

>>11710205
Is this the I the Mighty music video? Chaos in Motion

>> No.11710549

>>11708666
even satan acknowledges that chinks are totally fucked in the head

>> No.11710568

>>11710203
>burger fit for a kang!

>> No.11710569

>>11709269
I just gotta have my drink! :D
You're a faggot.

>> No.11710572

>>11708666
I would be inclined to agree with you normally, but snakes are our literal mortal enemy.

>> No.11710577

>>11708191

imagine the smell

>> No.11710590

>>11710577
do you say that about all women?

>> No.11710613

>>11709057
only in america

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>>11709452
>>11709057
>americans

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>>11709452
potatoes were a mistake

>> No.11710679

>>11709057
she ws fired for this

>> No.11710745

>>11708880
you are a real dumb weeb, at least learn the language.

>> No.11710750

>>11710679
no she wasn't, dude was charged with two counts of assault.

>> No.11710766

>>11710679
>>11710750
https://abc13.com/mcdonalds-customer-upset-over-straw-policy-grabs-worker/5006966/

Remember kids, always post sources otherwise you are just shitposting.

>> No.11710920

>>11706788
Even the fucking fries are undercooked...

>> No.11711327

>>11710203
Why does brown/black skin revolt me this much?

>> No.11711590

>>11708863
you can clearly see the swimsuit outline on her asscrack anon

>> No.11711610

>>11709081
No one cares weeb

>> No.11711619

>>11709269
what is the green garbage water he dunks the prom into?

>> No.11711624

>>11711327
Mostly because you've spent so much time on /pol/ "pretending" to be racist that you've internalized racist beliefs.

>> No.11711635

>>11708353
anybody know of any good alternatives for the sriracha that you could use in the peanut sauce instead?

>> No.11711662

>>11711635
Vinegar and tomato paste, it's basically the same thing

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>>11706788
>Related podcast
Musings of an Alcoholic , Don't buy an air fryer please! https://anchor.fm/alcholic/episodes/Dont-buy-an-air-fryer-please-e1f30t

>> No.11711684

Where are the Kays Kitchen webms at?

>> No.11711739

>>11706927
>she brings the bowl WITH the knife in it

I'm fucking screaming rolling on the ground laughing

>> No.11711786
File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, A Crisp Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11711684

>> No.11711787

>>11707006
You can tell she's been doing this for awhile. Shes very smooth.

>> No.11711799
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Costco Chicken Transformation.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11711806
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Stuffed Chicken Cushion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11711823
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Shredded Chicken Made Easy..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11711829
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, THAILAND is BETTER than the USA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11711834
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Grocery Trip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11711844

>>11711786
Nice. Better than Jack.

>> No.11711853

>>11711834
Why would anyone film this?

>> No.11711974
File: 2.73 MB, 720x404, juicero2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11711974

>>11711834
>Going to the freezer/cold section first
>Buying pure eggwhites
Is this bait?

>> No.11712023

>>11711834
>Pulling your cart.
Bitch needs to die.

>> No.11712033

>>11706204
What do fly burgers taste like?

>> No.11712038 [DELETED] 

>>11712023
she needed to show off her ass, being a thot

>> No.11712055

>>11708204
I'll nut on your baklava, sexy

>> No.11712063

>>11712033
In small quantities they don't taste of anything, too little mean too much chitin.

Probably like chicken if you mash up enough

>> No.11712068

>>11710203
>black hand
instantly closed the webm.

>> No.11712074

>>11711834
Why is the pulling the cart? Is she retarded?

>> No.11712078

>>11711610
>it's china
>no it's japan and here's why
>no one cares weeb
You sure seem to, ass blasted weebshit. You probably just don't want it to be japan because you think they wouldn't so stuff like this.

>> No.11712094

>>11706207
There is a blatant hidden cut when the baby grabs the phone with all the awkward zooming. Not surprised since that is the human element portion of this.

>> No.11712123

>>11711806
Scott Rea is meat kino

>> No.11712149

>>11706244
nips don't have souls god damn

>> No.11712150
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>>11711974
This was like the pic related moment for shitty, wasteful silicon valley startups.

>> No.11712193

>>11710766
Why is it always fucking Florida?

>> No.11712223
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Open a Wine bottle without a corkscrew..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11711834
Should of named this Tilapia Loins.

>> No.11712228
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>>11708778
Yep, that ones going in my braap barn

>> No.11712239
File: 1.89 MB, 720x480, COSTCO Rotisserie Chicken Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11712327

>>11712074
if she was pushing it you would see her ass in yoga pants as much and that is the true purpose of this video

>> No.11712336

>>11706244
I hate people so much.

>> No.11712353
File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, BRAAAAAP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11708778

>> No.11712354
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11712354

I'm gay btw... Not sure if that matters

>> No.11712372
File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, A Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11712397

>>11708444
is it only ignorant 3rd world country celebrities that go to this man's meat shop?

>> No.11712404

>>11712078
I'm not the guy you replied to

>> No.11712442

>>11708250
Sprouts really don't taste so bad you need to add a fuck ton of cheese to them. Also the fuckin cheek to throw up nutritional info. Nobody who eats that is worried about fat and salt intake.

>> No.11712452

>>11706214
Needs eurobeat.

>> No.11712498

>>11706207
>green potatoes

>> No.11712502

>>11710203
They could've at least got someone who could cook a good looking burger to show off those "hacks"

>> No.11712513

>>11706252
beer bot is drunk

>> No.11712519
File: 507 KB, 480x360, tastyricemeal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11712519

hello freinds

>> No.11712525

>>11706906
this means war

>> No.11712532

>>11706953
hes not long for this world

>> No.11712548

>>11711834
Hate people who pull their trollies. You can see shes leaving it parked across the aisle like inconsiderate fuckwit.

>> No.11712581

>>11706786
Nice, never seen this one before.

>> No.11712584

>>11708745
CUTE!

>> No.11712600

>>11706962
This has got to be satire

>> No.11712608
File: 325 KB, 400x889, egg king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11709461
>>11709469
needs eggs

>> No.11712624

>>11709763
hello bitch lasagna

>> No.11712636

>>11712372
I feel lightheaded watching that abomination.

>> No.11712637
File: 438 KB, 792x486, 30 shoes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11709996

>>11710203
>>11710203
>>11710203
>nigger hands

>> No.11712649

>>11712519
what if not sausage?

>> No.11712651

>>11709269
>taps the knife

>> No.11712652

>>11707717
It's like meat loaf without the meat.

>> No.11712690

>>11708353
The presentation is beautiful.

>> No.11712709

>>11708353
>bight off end
>squeeze filling out like toothpaste into mouth
>eat leaf

square webms are ghey

>> No.11712712
File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11712239
See, this is what pisses me of when I see people give money to druggies on the street.

rotisary chicken $8
loaf of bread 80c
fuck it, get some mayo $2

you can live for 3 days on that shit. easy.

Half the people begging for change just go to maccas when they get $10

>> No.11712761
File: 2.91 MB, 250x250, Holiday Macaron Tower.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11712768

>>11706204
Why don't they just feed the bugpaste to chickens and eat the fucking chicken like a human.

>> No.11712772

>>11712768
Chicken is an endgame food

>> No.11712801

>>11706207
Ok that butter slide was creative

>> No.11712938
File: 2.91 MB, 360x360, Classic Coq Au Vin 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11712941
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>> No.11712948

>>11712938
These retards always underseason literally everything

>> No.11712966
File: 2.85 MB, 300x300, Family Arepa Recipe As Made By Cesar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11712948

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>>11706786
>every
>single
>time

>> No.11713012

>>11712938
adds wine to chicken, takes it out 30 seconds later and wipes it off. This is made by someone who remembers the alamo

>> No.11713019

>>11712712
Do you expect bums to just keep chicken and mayo sandwiches in the gutter for 3 days?
Part of the reason being homeless is expensive is because you don't really have a good place to prepare and store food.

>> No.11713034
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, How to Make Roasted Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11713046

>>11712223
>All these stupid methods
>Not even the actual best one : using a syringe

>> No.11713047
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>> No.11713062

>>11711799
costco chicken is more interesting than you'd think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvCK_xH84s

>> No.11713067
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>>11708444
Haha nice to see that level of joy.
They're both having a great time.
Also:

>> No.11713079
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>>11708778

>> No.11713088
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Grocery Tripz.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11713099

>>11713046
An actual medical syringe?
I can't say I've tried one of those on a winecork but I use them a lot on my patients. I have a heard time believing you can work up enough pressure in it to uncork a bottle of wine.
You can buy air pressure openers that were made for the job, but that kind of defeats the purpose of the video I think.

>> No.11713101

>>11713088
Who is the targest audience for this?

>> No.11713104
File: 2.96 MB, 1144x716, Open Bottle of Wine with a Lighter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713046

>> No.11713121

>>11713019
nah, made. theyre called plastic bags. make one at a time, dipshit.

>> No.11713122
File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, basedretardedcat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713101
for lack of a better term, ass hounds

>> No.11713125

>>11711799
people will think this is disgusting because it is not made by some dirty chink in a filthy stall on a shit covered over crowded street

>> No.11713160
File: 2.52 MB, 358x358, Abuse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713122
... Fuck What?

>> No.11713180

>>11713160
Hell, this shit's uncanny as fuck. Lil dude looks like he's an animatronic or something.

>> No.11713181

>>11713160
I think it's paralysed Anon

>> No.11713233
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 小媳妇在家做了一条烤鱼,那香味飘出村外了.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713181

>> No.11713257

>>11713101
out of weight men that attend an all women's yoga class.

>> No.11713262

>>11713121
Not him, but please do this yourself, I'd love to see you try.

>> No.11713278
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>>11713233
That looks great, got any more?

>> No.11713291
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713278

>> No.11713333

>>11712193
Because all arrest records are public. Obviously that's not why in this case, but why you hear about Florida so much in general.

>> No.11713370

>>11713333
that literally doesnt explain anything

>> No.11713384
File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, Cooking-2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11713471
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 试试大米饭这么做,会让你一碗接着一碗根本停不下来.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713278

>> No.11713546

>>11706204
b-but everything tastes better fried!

>> No.11713592

>>11710205

Utz lady no! ;-;

>> No.11713601

>>11713370
crazy stuff happens everywhere but only in Florida is it made public

>> No.11713667

>>11713034
for what purpose?

>> No.11713690

>>11711974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5qRdwBUUZk

>> No.11713764
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Ruska Salata.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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?

>> No.11713784

>>11713262
make myself homeless?

how about you try and fuck yourself.

>> No.11713816

>>11706252
dumb bitch didnt use a 12oz can

>> No.11713866

>>11708745
but why

>> No.11713942

>>11713866
It's not heroin, you bint.
She's having blood drawn and passing out from nerves, or vasovagal syncope if you want to get fancy with it.

>>11713104
I think I remember people opening corked bottles of beer by placing them on the hearth in one of the stories in Joyce's Dubliners.

>>11713233
What a disgusting savage. Why didn't she just stab it in the head instead of drowning it?

>> No.11713949

>>11709057
So just make cardboard straws, like we used to before plastic straws were affordable to mass produce.

>> No.11713982
File: 2.96 MB, 720x720, Mixed vegetable casserole with chili sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713942
Drown a fish?

>> No.11714005

>>11708778
now THERE'S something i'd like to eat :)

>> No.11714010

>>11709057
Actually gotta side with the nigress on this one.

>> No.11714021

>>11706244
:(

>> No.11714094
File: 143 KB, 700x934, fishe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11713982

>> No.11714108

>>11714094
made me laf

>> No.11714111

>>11713982
not able to swim = drown for many fish

>> No.11714114

>>11712712
>lol being homeless is so easy, I don't know why people don't do it right

>> No.11714129
File: 50 KB, 376x453, scary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11714129

>>11712519
>it looks like sausage
wtf is it then?

>> No.11714138

>>11712941
>Not using an old rooster
>Not even using as an entire carcass.
What fucking nigger made this?

>> No.11714154

>>11710205
cursed webm

>> No.11714163

>>11714129
t-take a wild guess

>> No.11714164

>>11714129
It's from one of the experimental cooking portions of Gaki no Tsukai. I think that was chocolate umaibo.

>> No.11714193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_SFBzYIhJE

>> No.11714195
File: 223 KB, 756x1001, coq8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11714138
It's not that bad. Nobody uses an old rooster anymore and the recipe is probably made for millennials who buy bags of frozen legs instead of whole chickens.
I prefer mine with a lot more liquid in the end but compared to all the cringy shit that's just about wrapping four kinds of cheese in bacon it's a decent enough video.

>> No.11714255

>>11706244
Good lord its trying to trying to clear its non existant eyes

>> No.11714260

>>11714193
It was one of the rice cooker episodes, though.

>> No.11714289

>>11709322
Was gonna comment the same thing my man, my yiayia would have a stroke if she saw that shit.

>> No.11714306

>>11707717

I've had commercial tofurkey & it's honestly pretty tasty. I wouldn't mind trying this at all.

>> No.11714360

>>11710626
>Mashed potato one says Singapore in the file name
It's sad that over 95% of Europeans can't read

>> No.11714383

>>11706225
>asparagus and shrimp cooked for the same time at the same temp

>> No.11714482

>>11707006
Gosh, I've never realized having an armless girlfriend is a jackpot for foot fetishists.

>> No.11714509
File: 94 KB, 628x394, 1518857294265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11709057
well that does it for me

>> No.11714536

>>11710205
wtf was up with the hand washing?

>> No.11714617

>>11714536
wet sleeve

>> No.11714638

>>11713104
It's the glass expanding from the heat, making the cork-hole bigger, so the cork isn't held as tightly and the pressure in the bottle will push it out. You could accomplish the same thing by running the neck under hot water.

>> No.11714660

>>11714129
Uyghur penises

>> No.11714894

>>11711834
is this costco? I've never seen a grocery store where the aisles were that big

>> No.11714906

>>11714894
It looks like costco. Wide aisles, huge carts and eggs sold by the 40 pack

>> No.11714907

>>11706214
No fuckin way this dudes not flying high on something

>> No.11714916

>>11714894
Where I used to live, there was a very convenient, nearby costco. Now, the only costco in my area is in downtown St. Louis. I don't go to costco anymore.

>> No.11714934

>>11714638
Wouldn't the heat expand the cork as well?
Post a video of someone opening a bottle wine with a hot tap.

>> No.11714995
File: 2.91 MB, 720x404, APepper Drill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11715002
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>>11708778

>> No.11715014

>>11706252
Japan needs to be nuked for this atrocity

>> No.11715029
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>>11709057
Please tell me that nigger whore got fired

>> No.11715046

>>11715029
Why would she be fired for defending herself from a racist redneck assaulting her?

>> No.11715066
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>>11709763
kind of related
>be me in elementary school
>always get chocolate milk
>one day they're out of chocolate
>get strawberry instead, pleasantly surprised
>strawberry has pink carton
>chocolate has brown carton
>get the green carton of milk the next day
>think it will be green flavored
>it's just fuckin normal-ass milk
>get mad
>dump milk onto the kid sitting next to me and kick him out of his chair (with my foot)

that kid died of a heroin overdose last year

>> No.11715084
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>>11709057
Why must niggers always resort to violence?

>> No.11715089
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>>11715046
This. I'm actually defending her. I don't care if she's ranting and raving. I'd be going through a ranting fit too if someone assaulted me.

Don't go lynching them when they do something right.

>> No.11715091

>>11715084
>>11715029
Are we watching the same video? Where the white guy attacks the employee because she couldn't give him a straw?

>> No.11715097

>>11711799
>yeah wield the Costco chicken sword

>> No.11715110

>>11711799
where do you get those big chicken cookers? I wanna get my mom something nice for her dads birthday

>> No.11715122

>>11715091
He wouldn't have "attacked" her if he didn't feel threatened, you fucking retard

>> No.11715132
File: 2.61 MB, 720x404, Can You Waffle It.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11715122
>people only commit assault when they feel "threatened"
I'm not replying to you anymore. Posting webms to be on topic, unlike you.

>> No.11715140

>>11715132
based retard

>> No.11715453

>>11709057
Is the government of California solely focused on making life in that state as hellish as possible? Even completely ignoring politics, easily the worst state in the union.

>> No.11715557

>>11715453
I hate flyover states

>> No.11715571

>>11715557
texas > east coast > midwest > flyovers >>>>>>>>>>>>>> west coast

>> No.11715705

>>11715453
San Francisco and its ilk hold all the political power which is why you see the state end up passing a whole bunch of retarded ass laws, with people usually not even noticing that they're being passed in the first place due to how swiftly the special interest groups push them through the government with little resistance. You'd think LA would hold some clout in that area being what it is but the thing is Hollywood rarely ever gets affected by any of the bullshit that comes through so they don't care unless it somehow directly targets their own livelihood.

>> No.11715711

>>11715705
It's funny too, considering how much of the state is actually red.

>> No.11715944

>>11711829
>it's 1 dollar cheaper than the US
>so cheap
>nevermind that people here earn 3 dollars an hour lol

>> No.11716043
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, How to Open a Wine Bottle with a Shoe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11716046

>>11714255
its eyes are still there. little black bits on the white stalks.

>> No.11716089

>>11716043
Really thought he was going to pour it into the shoe at the end there.

>> No.11716105

>>11711327
You're insecure.

>> No.11716136

>>11711327
Racial stuff aside
you cant really tell if its dirty, and the guys hands are oiled which makes it look porny. Also hes like africa black toned which idk about you but the only time i see a lot of that is when its a charity for starving or diseased children

>> No.11716155
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>> No.11716205

>>11711974
>>11713690
You really need to learn all the IoT and app purchasing to realize how bullshit this product is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s

>> No.11716247
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>> No.11716320
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11716320

>a puff adder like this, even with the guts and skin on, you can eat straight like this

i don't think i've seen anyone more alpha than this

>> No.11716346
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>>11716320

>> No.11716406

>>11716320
Do snakes not carry harmful parasites? Why isn't he cooking it over a campfire?

>> No.11716622

>>11713291
yeah, that looks appetizing

>> No.11716668
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 整整一只大猪头,一顿饭全吃没了2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11716668

>>11716622
They don't seem to mind.

>> No.11716694

>>11716668
even i'd eat it if it's already chopped up like that. i ate goat head soup and it was real delicious