Breakfast

[Anonymous No.11705229]

Post your breakfast
Pic related, my breakfast

[Anonymous No.11705253]

three eggs is to much cholesterol

[Anonymous No.11705288]

I don't have time to eat breakfast. I get up at 5:30 for the hour and a half commute to work where I put in 9 hours a day for fucking $45k a year and then spend another hour and a half commuting back

Someone please kill me

[Anonymous No.11705289]

>>11705288
Just move closer you retard

[Anonymous No.11705300]

>>11705253
nice meme

[Anonymous No.11705301]

>>11705289
I'm 20 and my parents let me stay with them for next to nothing so that I can can get some decent savings behind me. Although it would be convenient and make life easier, it'd be pretty fiscally irresponsible to move now when I have this opportunity presented. But fuck I want to move though

[Anonymous No.11705303]

>>11705288
just work from home bro

[Anonymous No.11705310]

>>11705229
It's basically a salad

[Anonymous No.11705343]

>>11705229
just make a god damn salad you charlatan

[Anonymous No.11705354]

Freshly baked bread roll, carrot pieces, tomatoes, chicken, cucumber, some bell pepper and then a spoonful of pesto on the side

[Anonymous No.11705360]

>>11705310
>>11705343
>salad with eggs

ew

[Anonymous No.11705376]

>>11705360
>salad without eggs
ew

[Anonymous No.11705454]

>>11705376
ew

[Anonymous No.11705467]

>>11705253
>>11705300
when I was a kid I had high cholesterol only once, and that was when i was fat
after losing tons of weight and becoming a skeleton, I never had another health problem again
slurp on eggs

[Anonymous No.11705478]

A deconstructed salad and piss?

[Anonymous No.11705529]

>>11705301
just deal bro, you're doing the right thing.
just make sure you occasionally tell your parents you love them

[Anonymous No.11705531]

>>11705229
usually

[Anonymous No.11705536]

>>11705229
but simetimes

[Anonymous No.11705564]

>>11705531
Nicest guy you'll ever meet
>>11705536
Twisted fucking psychopath

[Anonymous No.11705607]

>>11705531
>>11705536
who is this maniac? http://i.4cdn.org/ck/1546606638943.jpg

[Anonymous No.11705711]

>>11705531
The Classic Hipster
>>11705536
Well balanced breakfast but you're some sort of degenerate with that straw and the fact you put potatos over the toast.

[Anonymous No.11705721]

>>11705531
>>11705536
Where are you from m8?

[Anonymous No.11705766]

>>11705536
That fucking bendy straw

[Anonymous No.11705772]

>>11705354
better be fresh pesto. bottled pesto is killing the world

[Anonymous No.11705830]

I don't eat breakfast or lunch typically.

[Anonymous No.11705831]

>>11705467
>I had high cholesterol only once, and that was when i was fat
you were fat just for a day?

[Anonymous No.11705836]

>>11705531
What is the green thing?

[Anonymous No.11705840]

>>11705830
Are you underweight?

[Anonymous No.11705843]

>>11705840
No, but I do eat large dinners. Typically around 1400kcal.

[Anonymous No.11705881]

>30 mg Adderall XR
>100 mg Caffeine
>200 mg L-Theanine
>2 grams Phenibut
>2 grams ALCAR
>1 gram L-Tyrosine

I don't start eating until 4pm most days. Usually consists of some happy hour food and then I start my drinking.

[Anonymous No.11705942]

Zero cal energy drink. Fasting feels good man.

[Anonymous No.11705952]

>>11705881
How's that L-theanine working for you? Been interested in it since antidepressants completely fucked up my sinuses permanently and made me physically ill.

[Anonymous No.11705968]

>>11705952

Its nice when taken with stimulants. Takes off some of the physical edginess. That sucks you had a bad experience with anti depressants. I was on Lexapro and it fucked me up for awhile as well.

[Anonymous No.11705971]

>>11705229
love spam and eggs with herbs, tomatoes and seasoning and cheese. or toasted bagel with salmon and chive and onion cream cheese and some coffee so i can shit it all out in the next hour. just having coffee this morning tho.

[Anonymous No.11706000]

>>11705229
what's the drink?

[Anonymous No.11706002]

>>11705836
a frog

[Anonymous No.11706046]

>>11706000
Green tea

[Anonymous No.11706063]

>>11705229
3rd egg is too much for my taste. I'd swap it out for a toast or two.

[Anonymous No.11706132]

>>11706063
Normally I'd agree but I'm doing keto atm

[Anonymous No.11706221]

>>11706046
okay.
this was weird color for a drink. hoped it be some home made wine.

[Anonymous No.11706248]

>>11705301
Build savings for a year then move closer, fiscally irresponsible means jack shit if you are that miserable with life. Your parents will understand if you tell them without being a faggot about it

[Anonymous No.11706251]

>>11705229
Are you Lebonese or something?

[Anonymous No.11706253]

>>11706046
cowfee

[Anonymous No.11706256]

>>11706046
Must be shit quality or you brewed it at the wrong temp since it's brown.

[Anonymous No.11706265]

>>11706256
idk it's clipper organic green tea
what's the proper brewing method

[Anonymous No.11706268]

>>11706221
>wine for breakfast

[Anonymous No.11706271]

>>11706265
You did fine, most green teas end up that color. Unless you're specifically drinking sencha or matcha it's going to have a brownish cast instead of green.

It should come as no surprise that the other anon was acting superior over a gigantic (and incorrect) assumption.

[Anonymous No.11706275]

>>11706268
what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.11706278]

Depends on if it's a drinking day or not.
>drinking day
Usually a bagel followed by a lot of beer
>regular day
3 eggs scambled with minced garlic and rosemary on italian bread. Coffee or lemon tea

[Anonymous No.11706281]

>>11706275
do you miss al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.11706284]

>>11706278
>drinking day
>beer

[Anonymous No.11706285]

>>11706251
Damn that looks good

[Anonymous No.11706289]

>>11706281
there's nothing wrong with a glass of wine with a meal. or do you live in some muslim country?

[Anonymous No.11706298]

>>11706289
>for breakfast

[Anonymous No.11706299]

>>11706278
>minced garlic in scrambled eggs
My nigga

[Anonymous No.11706306]

>>11706298
yes, and?

[Anonymous No.11706315]

>>11706284
I occasionally drink rum/bourbon but I prefer to just keep a buzz going all day from beer and then getting drunk at night instead of being wasted from liquor in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11706321]

>>11706306
degenerate

[Anonymous No.11706356]

Taylor ham, egg, and cheese on an english muffin.

[Anonymous No.11706392]

Closest I could find.
My cereal has a lot of hazlenuts, cashews and almonds in it though.

[Anonymous No.11706402]

>>11705253
retard
fuck off back to /fit/

[Anonymous No.11706426]

Egg sandwich w capers, white cheddar, and sauerkraut. Shame about the shit bread I have

[Anonymous No.11706533]

>>11706321
>>11706298
Nice unfounded religious leftover ideology
Hurr can't drink outside of arbitrary parameters because my pastor/priest/rabbi told me god doesn't like it
>degenerate
Nice meaningless meme term, you absolutely braindead little wank stain.

[Anonymous No.11706560]

>>11706533
kill yourself, you pathetic alcoholic waste of space

[Anonymous No.11706653]

>>11706560
I'm not that guy but once again - why can't you drink some wine with a meal? other that being it prohibited because of religion or being able to drive your shitty hybrid

[Anonymous No.11706721]

>>11705711
irl boomer tbhfam

>>11705721
Granite State

>>11705766
fite me bruh

>>11705836
avocado sir

[Anonymous No.11706722]

This was my breakfast on New Year's Day

[Anonymous No.11706729]

>>11706722
2poor4mee

[Anonymous No.11706760]

Why do you eat so much breakfast? A regular breakfast would be a bread+butter+cheese,ham. Why do you eat so fucking much?

[Anonymous No.11706801]

>eating breakfast
Good goy.

[Anonymous No.11706807]

Bag of marsh mellows, German chocolate bar, a carrot, and diet summit

[Anonymous No.11706812]

>>11705531
I fucking love matcha butter.

[Anonymous No.11706819]

Smoothie every day. Spinach, carrot, tomato, avocado, banana, apple, berries, and flax.

[Anonymous No.11706881]

>>11706560
You'd like to think that everyone who drinks is automatically a bad person and a waste of space because apparently, not drinking is literally your only accomplishment in life and you are desperately clinging to the old-fashioned idea that being a boring teetotal gets you anywhere in life. News flash: being a wet blanket and a confrontational twat doesn't earn you respect, success, women, or money. Only Americans and Muslims think in that way about alcohol. You can't even justify yourself without making old-fashioned assumptions.

[Anonymous No.11707049]

>>11706426
insane combination.

[Anonymous No.11707087]

>>11705229
nordic fag?

[Anonymous No.11707131]

>>11705253

4u

[Anonymous No.11707162]

>>11706881
>projecting this much

[Anonymous No.11707166]

>>11706653
alcohol with a meal is fine, but I think for breakfast it's a bit excessive

[Anonymous No.11707255]

>>11707166
Why would you arbitrarily consider a glass of wine for breakfast excessive, whereas for lunch it's not? That's absurd.

[Anonymous No.11707299]

>>11706402
you clearly don't visit /fit/

[Anonymous No.11707313]

>>11705288
>don't have time
you are spending 3 hours commuting everyday. did it not occur to you to eat breakfast on the way to work?

[Anonymous No.11707315]

>>11705531
You could just made the avocado into the paste. You could even mix in the seeds if you insist on that. Did you do this to shitpost?

[Anonymous No.11707327]

>>11707255
Because most people go to work after breakfast. Therefore, it's kind of implied that if you're drinking for breakfast you're going to work drunk or at least buzzing, which for most people falls under the standard of alcoholism.

Can't believe I had to spell that out.

[Anonymous No.11707347]

>>11705454
>ew
w

[Anonymous No.11707354]

>>11705531
Based coastie

[Anonymous No.11707422]

>>11707327
>one glass of wine with food makes you drunk or buzzing
Christ, how badly have you been brainwashed by MADD?

[Anonymous No.11707489]

>>11707347

[Anonymous No.11707514]

>>11707315
>people don't like what i like baaaaawww
i think YOU are the one who's the shit poaster here m8

[Anonymous No.11707519]

>>11706248
This man dispenses solid advice.

[Anonymous No.11707530]

Tomato bisque with a slice/roll of bread.

It takes me two hours to make a huge pot of it that usually lasts me a week or so.

I usually add an indian palate of spices to it though so it ends up tasting more like a shorba.

[Anonymous No.11707626]

>>11705288
move somewhere else, work on something different: try construction. I'm making 20 an hour with no skills. (60 hors a week o n average)

[Anonymous No.11707641]

>>11707514
Don't be ridiculous. Your "argument" is one of the most retarded ones wich are frequent in here. You like something that's is objectively worse and I told you what you could do to make it better.

[Anonymous No.11707763]

>>11707530
>shorba
>indian
uuuuhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.11707786]

>>11705531
what the fuck are you drinking?

[Anonymous No.11707811]

>>11705531
>am i cool yet??!

is that not an obscene amount of avocado just for one breakfast? you must spend so much money

[Anonymous No.11708156]

I took a short trip to Fujieda today to try マルナカ, famous for their breakfast ramen. It's a tradition here since 1919. It was really good!

[Anonymous No.11708194]

>>11708156
How is it different from non-breakfast ramen?

[Anonymous No.11708238]

>>11708194
I'm no expert, but it didn't seem like a strong departure from other kinds of ramen. It was fun to get out early, though.

[Anonymous No.11708246]

>>11707811
I’d use half of that avocado, but your question otherwise doesn’t make a lot of sense.

How expensive are avocados where you live? I can get three of them for a dollar. They’re great poverty food. I once lived for an entire summer on nothing but rice, eggs, avocados, and homegrown herbs. You’d be surprised how many combinations that can be made into. I think that roasted avocado on congee with soft boiled eggs and thyme was a favorite.

[Anonymous No.11708253]

>>11705536
>>11705531
>Plastic fork and plate
Doing the dishes isn't that hard. You gotta wash your fucking cup get some plates.

[Anonymous No.11708262]

>>11708253
I have non-disposable plastic cutlery because of the autism. Metal in your mouth while you’re trying to enjoy food is terrible.

I don’t get people who waste their money and make more garbage by going the disposable route, though.

[Anonymous No.11708280]

>>11707530
looks good - whats the white streak?

[Anonymous No.11708292]

>>11708280
I think that’s just a stock image. It’s usually cream or plain yogurt.

[Anonymous No.11708323]

>>11706253
cawtea

[Anonymous No.11708349]

>>11705531
are you a bird?

[Anonymous No.11708368]

>>11707641
not arguing with you m8.
you recommended something that i don't care for and accused me of shitposting.
thanks for the tip. i hope you enjoy your lonely life

[Anonymous No.11708385]

>>11707786
coffee, with some heavy cream

>>11707811
even at Whole Foods, organic ones are like $2.00,
if i were to break down the cost of that breakfast, it was probably less than $5.00 and i probably didn't eat until diner that day.
yea, maybe i spend too much on stuf like food

>>11708253
ok. you're right. it's just easier to use disposable stuff sometimes. you're right you're right

>>11708349
caw caw caw

[Anonymous No.11708952]

>>11705531
What is that drink?

[Anonymous No.11709008]

>>11705531
You make me sick. If that slop was sitting on top of whole grain toast then you would have absolutely became that gayest person on Earth.

[Anonymous No.11709123]

>>11705288
>>11705301
>make $19 an hour
>spend therefore $57 a day on commuting to work and back
>can't afford to not do that
valuing money over time is the cancer

[Anonymous No.11709383]

>>11708246
3 for 5 bucks here

[Anonymous No.11709400]

[Anonymous No.11709420]

It's not morning here and I've never taken a picture, but I had something like this, brown rice mixed with a sunny side up egg, soy sauce, and a bit of roasted sesame oil. Then I had some burdock tea.

[Anonymous No.11709424]

>>11709420
Dropped pic. Close to this.

[Anonymous No.11709442]

Today's breakfast

[Anonymous No.11709483]

>>11709442
Are you on keto or smn? at least get some toast

[Anonymous No.11709534]

>>11705229
>>11709442
>eating this much boiled egg in ONE sitting

[Anonymous No.11709572]

>>11709534
>3 eggs
>SHOCKING
Are you a toddler? 3 egg omlettes are standard size in a lot of places, and a lot of meals offer 3 eggs.

[Anonymous No.11709590]

>>11709483
Ye I'm ok keto
>>11709534
Gotta get that protein
Might switch up for scrambled or fried tomorrow though

[Anonymous No.11709737]

>>11708246
>They’re great poverty food.
Not when they're fucking imported dipshit

[Anonymous No.11710196]

>>11705531
looks bland

[Anonymous No.11710316]

Tandoori bread with humus, tomato Basilikum spread, rice in wine leaves and cornichons

[Anonymous No.11710329]

>>11706533
you even sound like an alcoholic that refuses to see his problem over the Internet.

get some help my dude

[Anonymous No.11710335]

>>11709400
hmmm ok nice

[Anonymous No.11710364]

Saturday morning edition

[Anonymous No.11710375]

I had two strips of bacon, two over medium eggs(because I failed to grease the pan and couldn't get the eggs out in time for over easy), and a left over cubed steak this morning.

[Anonymous No.11710380]

>>11710364
wouldnt you rather have a house

[Anonymous No.11710382]

>>11705229
Based

[Anonymous No.11710389]

>>11709424
try scooping hot oil over the egg(not the yolk tho) when you fry an egg the next time.
so it isn't runny around the yolk and it also gets a bot more crispy on the edges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQD6S6v4TyU

[Anonymous No.11710391]

>>11708952
coffee anon

>>11709008
>sick
i hope you recover soon

>>11710196
yes, i suppose it is

[Anonymous No.11710407]

>>11710364
this guy fucks

[Anonymous No.11710412]

>>11710380
instead of breakfast?

i just bought this one in August

[Anonymous No.11710443]

and now for all you advocates of temperance, i’m going to have a drink and then get out of the house for a while

[Anonymous No.11710910]

>>11710391
Since you're toasting it I'd rub some garlic on it and add some olive oil + salt it adds great flavor to the bread

[Anonymous No.11710915]

>>11706426
>paper plate
clean your dishes m8

[Anonymous No.11710921]

>>11709442
green tea in that mug makes it look like apple juice
or since you're on keto it looks like very clear broth

[Anonymous No.11710931]

>>11710443
based and alcoholicpilled

[Anonymous No.11711011]

>>11705253
imagine not being able to eat more than 2 eggs for your health.
At some point you just gotta put your hands up and realize it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.11711040]

>>11710910
thanks for the suggestion.
i’m usually not in the mood for much flavor in the morning. breakfast is usually my blandest meal of the day

>>11710931
cheers m8

[Anonymous No.11711042]

>>11706426
disgusting dry sandwich

[Anonymous No.11711520]

>>11705229
i like my indian breakfast

[Anonymous No.11711784]

>>11711520
what is all of this?

[Anonymous No.11711792]

>>11711520
>>11711784
POO

[Anonymous No.11712238]

>>11711520
i probably wouldn’t eat this, but i’m curious to know what it is

[Anonymous No.11712564]

Is there anything comfier than taking an early morning walk to a cafe for a nice breakfast?

[Anonymous No.11712680]

>>11712564
Until it gets crowded with 4 families with children. Holy shit did this backfire.

[Anonymous No.11712681]

>>11712564
yes a slightly chubby gf with a big fat pair of tits, breeder hips and a slightly flabby ass who smells mildly of sweat

[Anonymous No.11712686]

>>11705229

[Anonymous No.11712770]

>>11712564
not having a turd on your egg

[Autonymous No.11712783]

oats, pinch of salt, 2 bananas (diced), 1 raspberry (cooked in the oats), handful of blueberries, coconut milk, and a sprinking of love.

fucken delish!

[Anonymous No.11712890]

>>11711520
Fuck i miss breakfast like this. Dipped idli are amazing. Been trying to make them here but you basically have to have a bunch of really specific hardware and ingredients.

[Anonymous No.11712934]

11707489

[Anonymous No.11713294]

>>11705229
Is that piss or flat beer?
Do you just.. Pick up a leaf and eat it?
All together looks pretty healthy as long as its not piss.

[Anonymous No.11713434]

ok, i know it’s 4changs but do you people really think someone’s going to drink a cup of piss with their meal?
(ok i guess it’s possible)
also breakfast for late night snack

[Anonymous No.11713503]

round 2
i did reuse the Chinet™ plate

[Anonymous No.11713519]

Eggs and chouriço with a big bowl of oatmeal on the side (not pictured)

[Anonymous No.11713530]

>>11713519
>chouriço
portagee?

[Anonymous No.11713627]

>>11711784
chick pea curry
cocounut chutney
ginger chutney
steamed rice cakes
sambar
pongal

[Anonymous No.11713628]

>>11713530
sim

[Anonymous No.11713655]

>>11713628
huh??

[Anonymous No.11713688]

>>11713655
basado e vermelhopilada huh?? poster

[Anonymous No.11713731]

>>11713688
>basado e vermelhopilada
hitler dubs witnessed
irl portagee?
i thought you might be from new bedford or fall river
heil hitler bruh

[Anonymous No.11713745]

>>11713731
in ri, but close to fall river. fall river and new bedford portagees are scum t b h

[Anonymous No.11713795]

>>11713745
when i was much younger there was a huge scandalous portagee rape that happened in some pool hall in NB

we'd go to FR occasionally to get portagee meats and sweet bread and sometimes chink food. the only place i ever saw where they'd bring out bread at the chink restaurants. do they still do this??

i just moved back to New England after living in California for 35 years

[Anonymous No.11713804]

i plan to make a frittata tomorrow , does anyone have any tips or recipes etc

[Anonymous No.11713820]

>>11705229
1/2 cup pic
1/2 cup whole fat yogurt
1/2 cup blueberries
1/4 cup almonds

[Anonymous No.11713822]

>>11713795
I hate american chink food so I'm not sure. But yeah I remember reading about that (after the fact). I guess the rape victim died
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Araujo

[Anonymous No.11713828]

>>11713804
>any tips
drink plenty while cooking

[Anonymous No.11713838]

>>11712686
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.11713845]

>>11713822
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Araujo
shit, i can't believe there's a Wikipedia page about that
anyways cheers brother!!

[Anonymous No.11713854]

>>11705229
Today's breakfast was shakshuka at my friend's restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11713892]

>>11713854
I would literally fuck someone if they served me that

[Anonymous No.11713894]

>>11705229
popeyes spicy chicken

>inb4 nigger

[Anonymous No.11713929]

>>11713892
This was breakfast on my last visit to his place.
It's good to trade beer with a chef. He hooks it up every time we meet and exchange cans.

[Anonymous No.11713954]

>>11707327
>drunk
>off of one fucking glass of wine

[Anonymous No.11713973]

>>11705531
Have fun not being able to afford a house.

[Anonymous No.11713975]

>>11713929
sounds cool anon.
i'm sure you'll get some hateful replies, but fuck em.

>>11713954
lol yea wtf. i'm waaaaaaaysted bruh

[Anonymous No.11713983]

>>11713973
i bought one with cash money just this past summer. not mortgage.
shit talk all you want
you mad?

[Anonymous No.11713995]

>>11707422
One shot of hard liquor (roughly equivalent to one glass of wine) can impare your reaction time by up to 10 whole milliseconds.

[Anonymous No.11714050]

>>11705288

Wait are you me? I have an hour drive but my day are 10 hour shifts. Sucks m8, I know your pain of being a wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.11714106]

>>11713434
you might be Bear Gryls, i dont fuckin know.

[Anonymous No.11714121]

>>11713995
pls stop being such a hueg fgt
(please)

[Anonymous No.11714126]

>>11714106
kek

[Anonymous No.11714215]

>>11713995
what the fuck could you be doing that .1 seconds of time difference matters that fucking much? a professional eye blinker?

[Anonymous No.11714261]

>>11713995
Any responsible adult experienced with drinking can compensate for such a minute delay in reaction time. Not advocating for going into work with a buzz on, but being that intoxicated takes more than just one 6 ounce glass of wine with breakfast. On weekends I'll sometimes have a 12-16 ounce beer with breakfast before going out into the world to run errands and enjoy my day off. I'm not impaired and stay well below the government standard for driving intoxicated. I know responsible drinking is hard for indoctrinated children to grasp, but it's very normal for grown adults who have to deal with people like yourself.

[Anonymous No.11714678]

lol do you like my charcuterie?

[Anonymous No.11715380]

>>11714678
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.11715384]

>>11714678
What kind of salmon is that? Why does it look so.... hard?

[Anonymous No.11715531]

#3

[Anonymous No.11715611]

Recently I've been on OMAD, so something like 1 plate of scrambled eggs, 1/3 plate of bacon, like 6 small sausages and maybe 4 small pickles for taste.

[Anonymous No.11715938]

>>11713929
What is this? Pork?

[Anonymous No.11715974]

Bowl of spicy kimchi and pork meatballs chanko nabe I had leftover from yesterday. Bretty gud for my hangover

[Anonymous No.11716114]

>>11706722
Why isn't your egg cooked?

[Anonymous No.11716119]

do american really eat stacks of 6 or 8 pancakes in a single sitting for breakfast or is it just a movie thing

[Anonymous No.11716120]

>>11713854
>shakshuka
That's not shakshuka retard

[Anonymous No.11716146]

>>11713503

>paper plates

Holy shit dude. Aren't you ashamed?

[Anonymous No.11716168]

>>11715938
A Benedict of sorts with a biscuit as the bread. Asparagus, poached eggs, hollandaise. Pickled red onion.
>>11716120
It's scrambled egg instead of poached. Still egg simmered in tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.11716216]

>>11705253
This is /ck/ not /fit/. We cook and eat food, diet be damned.

[Anonymous No.11716319]

[Anonymous No.11716335]

>>11710389
I see, thanks for the tip.
I don't really like runny whites either so I usually try to spread it around the pan as it fries, will try this instead.

[Anonymous No.11716348]

[Anonymous No.11716374]

>>11716348
>this feeds one American for breakfast

[Anonymous No.11716375]

>>11715380
rude

>>11715384
tbhfam, it wasn't very good and yea kinda dry.
i don't remember the brand

>>11716146
lol no, why would i be?

[Anonymous No.11716382]

>>11716374
thats not very nice

[Anonymous No.11716383]

>>11716319
that just makes me gag for some reason

[Anonymous No.11716443]

>>11716374
kicking ass requires a lot of calories

[Anonymous No.11716466]

>>11716348
who threw up on your plate?

[Anonymous No.11716477]

Black coffee, a few soft-boiled eggs, and maybe guanciale or bacon. On weekends I'll add a Hefeweizen with some squeezed lemon.

[Anonymous No.11716487]

>>11716466
oatmeal?

[Anonymous No.11716634]

Herring and quiche

[Anonymous No.11716796]

>>11711520
Are you in prison?

[Anonymous No.11717461]

>>11712238
good stuff

[Anonymous No.11717464]

>>11716796
nah, this is delicious indian food, man

[Anonymous No.11717483]

>>11705229
That looks like extremely poor quality smoked salmon anon. What country do you live in ?

[Anonymous No.11717502]

>>11717483
That's because it is
I bought the cheapest salmon with an extra discount because it was expired

[Anonymous No.11717518]

>>11717502
Well.. I’m a salmon farmer and I’d advise you not to do that. Cheap smoked salmon is awful mate.

[Anonymous No.11717528]

custom LCHF diet day 2, noon meal
>3oz chicken breast
>100g brussels sprouts
>2 big mushrooms
>splashes of balsamic vinegar and white wine
>2 boiled eggs
>1/2 cup cottage cheese
>1/2 cup raw spinach
>1 oz grape tomatoes
>1/2 Tbsp butter (used in cooking)
>8 Tbsp heavy cream (in 4 cups of coffee)
~1000 calories, 66g fat (62%), 70g protein (30%), 18g carbs (8% - 12g net carb)
I will have another similar meal (without the coffee) at around 5-6pm and then not eat anything else.

[Anonymous No.11717534]

>>11717518
I have no money so I have no choice

[Anonymous No.11717538]

>>11710443
>those mass produced tables and chairs

god awful

[Anonymous No.11717543]

I make gordon ramsay's scrambled egg recipe. I only make myself breakfast on saturday so it's nice to cook something a little dressed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

[Anonymous No.11717558]

>>11707626
I made 22 starting you're underpaid

[Anonymous No.11717560]

>>11713745
>fall river and new bedford portagees are scum
scum isn't the right word

[Anonymous No.11717592]

>>11717461
thanks m8

>>11717538
tbhanon i’m not a fan of Ikea either, but i wanted a large expandable table
let’s see yours. pls post a picture of it

[Anonymous No.11717598]

>>11707489

[Anonymous No.11718351]

>>11711520
Fake. There's cutlery in the picture

[Anonymous No.11718429]

>>11705536
if that is a potato that looks bland as fuck but everything else looks fine
>>11716119
thats just a movie thing most people only eat 2 or 3

[Anonymous No.11718465]

>>11718429
yes, homefries - just some salt and pepper, the way i like them.
if you want to come over for breakfast some time i'll spice them up for you m8

[Anonymous No.11720319]

bump

[Anonymous No.11720879]

Thinking what to make for breakfast
Gonna puke if I have 3 boiled eggs again

[Anonymous No.11720937]

>>11705253
Your right i prefer 3 tbsp of butter in my coffee every morning. Better get some lipitor and alzeheimers and start eating my 6-11 servings of healthy whole grains.

[Anonymous No.11720986]

>>11705564
kek

[Anonymous No.11721120]

Went for a slightly unorthodox one this morning

[Anonymous No.11721471]

>>11721120
some cheezy homefries & shrooms?

[Anonymous No.11721498]

>>11721471
Sauteed mushrooms, chicken, and onion with mozzarella on top

[Anonymous No.11721544]

>>11710316
stop vaping bro its bad for you

[Anonymous No.11721604]

>>11705229

[Anonymous No.11721856]

>>11705229
>ITT tasty breakfasts
>used to love making breakfast
>sad all the time now
>makes one pot of coffee to serve as breakfast for the next three days

I try to down a small glass of kefir, now and again, but anything besides coffee just makes me feel nauseated until I've been up for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.11721928]

>>11716114
Because middle-rare eggs taste better

[Anonymous No.11723284]

>>11706426
thats just insane anon

[Anonymous No.11723292]

>>11705229
I don't like to imagine how many calories it is. Looks like 1000 feels like 3500
Thank goodness I only eat this every other Saturday

[Anonymous No.11723295]

>>11706722
that egg

[Anonymous No.11723323]

>>11714215
.1 second could be the difference between a safe commute to work and you being charged with manslaughter for hitting a hapless pedestrian.

[Anonymous No.11723326]

>>11714261
You cannot "compensate" for chemical impairment. That's a meme alchies tell themselves to try and justify driving drunk. Only time can make you sober.

[Anonymous No.11723330]

>>11723292
Yo, people charge for that? Sawmill gravy over biscuits and eggs is a god-tier breakfast but that is fucking mangled.

[Anonymous No.11723333]

>>11706426
fellow paper plate bro, i salute you

[Anonymous No.11723336]

>>11723292
o-oh

[Anonymous No.11723340]

>>11723323
>>11723326
shut up you fucking utter spinsters.
why do you care so much about this?
becasue you're so concerned about the safety of all living creatures or because you're just a fucking bitch?

[Anonymous No.11723380]

>>11723330
Tasted better than it looks. Unfortunately all omlettes are made with egg yellows. The breakfast is actually really cheap. They always make the gravy different, I prefer thicker gravys but this one had a slight parmesean cheese taste to it for some reason

[Anonymous No.11723398]

Can't wait to have breakfast tomorrow morning, friends

[Anonymous No.11723422]

>>11705229
malboro and cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.11723454]

>>11723422
t. cowboy

[Anonymous No.11723459]

>>11723422
must give you bad breath

[Anonymous No.11723464]

>>11705229

[Anonymous No.11723470]

>>11706392
disgusting

[Anonymous No.11723485]

>>11713820
D I S G U S T I N G

[Anonymous No.11723495]

>>11723459
yeah kind of but its the first thing i do in the morning before shower and brushing teeth

[Anonymous No.11723542]

>>11705229
i drink 2 raw eggs, 3 if its an important day where i want want to have bit more energy

[Anonymous No.11723602]

2 eggs over easy friend in a very small amount of olive oil spray. on a piece of dry whole wheat toast.

a cup of fiber one cereal with a cup of unsweetened vanilla cashew milk.

about 350 calories. every day. besides for the days where i have a cheat day then i will go out to eat and have like a 2k calorie meal and not eat the rest of the day.

lost 200lbs in 9 months eating 1200 calories a day. live is getting good.

[Anonymous No.11723745]

>>11723602
how much money have you saved?

[Anonymous No.11724224]

>>11705288
You should read Marx. Also, kill your boss.

[Anonymous No.11724280]

>>11724224
You're in a minority on this board as most will argue that kind of hell life is warranted according to babby's first /pol/ philosopher, Ayn Rand.

[Anonymous No.11724312]

>>11705288
i get up at noon to funpost on the chans before going for a leisurely ride on my bicycle while earning 35k on neetbux while the gov't pays for my $5600 weekly dose of medication for my ailment (cosentyx).

feels pretty ok man

[Anonymous No.11724390]

>>11712681
Fucking preach it brother.

[Anonymous No.11725084]

>>11705531
>>11710364
>>11710391
>>11710412
>>11713434
>>11713503
Fuck you're more annoying than Milk Jug Guy.

[Anonymous No.11725163]

>>11723292
Fucking finally. Biscuits and gravy is the only answer.

[Anonymous No.11725593]

>>11723330
your mom's pussy was mangled when i was finished with her yo

[Anonymous No.11725602]

>>11725084
you mad bruh?

[Anonymous No.11725608]

>>11723340
Becuase alcoholism is an objective public ill.

[Anonymous No.11725612]

>>11725608
>Becuase
you're just a shitposting degenerate like everyone else here

[Anonymous No.11725790]

Back on my eggs again

[Anonymous No.11727158]

Quinoa pilaf with a poached egg and toast.

[Anonymous No.11727199]

>>11727158
tosser

[Anonymous No.11727220]

>>11705288

Wait, is this becoming a meme? I've seen this posted a few times now.

[Anonymous No.11727390]

>Overcooked fried eggs and toast.
>Smoothie with fruit that was going to go bad soon.
>Coffee.

[Anonymous No.11728140]

>>11708262
Do you take Topamax? Are you epileptic?

The taste might have to do with a condition comorbid to autism

[Anonymous No.11728913]

>>11712681
>described me
...

[Anonymous No.11728966]

>>11709534
>3 eggs is a lot

[Anonymous No.11728986]

>>11717528
>>8 Tbsp heavy cream (in 4 cups of coffee)
Looked good up until there. I'm just not a big fan of heavy cream.

[Anonymous No.11728994]

>>11724224
>>11724280
>unironically spouting the memes of a literal NEET shitposter who's ideology has killed more people in 100 years than all war and imperial conquests combined.

[Anonymous No.11729050]

>>11713745
>>11713795
Moved to RI a few years ago. Never heard of Linguica before I moved here but its good stuff

[Anonymous No.11729096]

>>11705229
Today, eggs with soyrizo and hash browns. Gonna leave the potatoes out next time, it was too heavy.

[Anonymous No.11729223]

>>11728994
>marx advocated genocide
Oh look, babby has to white knight the folks who press a boot to his lips!

[Anonymous No.11729232]

>>11729096
Fred ?

[Anonymous No.11729530]

>>11712238
why have you poured yourself a tiny bit, why do whiskeyfags do this, just pour the huge fucking glass worth that you're going to drink anyway, put the bottle away and stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.11729796]

>>11729232
Ed

[Anonymous No.11729871]

>>11729530
>reasons
i might not finish a large serving
i might spill it
i'm going to have some Michter's and then i'm going to have something else and maybe something else after that etc..
(during a warmer season) an insect might fly into it

are you really as stupid as you seem
or are you just being an unreasonable bitch
or are you female?

[jevin No.11729893]

my breakfst

[Anonymous No.11730016]

>>11705301
depending on where you work, the money you won't save by living at home could be recuperated by not having to have a car

[Anonymous No.11730023]

>>11705536
potatoes look like shit

[Anonymous No.11730111]

>>11730023
yea, i burned them a little.
they were ok though - i ate them.

>>11729893
https://condoliving.onemega.com/how-to-master-the-art-of-eating-breakfast-in-bed/
lol anon you lair

[Anonymous No.11730115]

>>11730023
maybe you’ll like these more?
dinner though, sorry

[Anonymous No.11730143]

>>11729096
>soyrizo
ok. *whatever*
b-b-but y no toast bread??
srs y????

[Anonymous No.11730153]

>>11705531
>>11710364
>>11710391
>joke's on them, i'm only pretending to be this insufferably annoying

[Anonymous No.11730205]

>>11730153
anon
i REALLY avocado
but fuck buying it in a cafe

[Anonymous No.11731249]

>>11730143
I thought I had toasted it one and a half times but turns out it had only been toasted half a toasting. so I toasted again after the picture.
and go fuck yourself for the half condescending tone.

[Anonymous No.11731342]

[Anonymous No.11731480]

>>11731342
Hello me from the past.

[Anonymous No.11731504]

>>11714678
I literally hate you

[Anonymous No.11731635]

>>11705229
>tfw eating same breakfast everyday for the past 15 years
greek yogurt, honey, fiber cereal, diced piece of fruit (usually apple or banana)

[Anonymous No.11731640]

>>11705229
just a cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.11731648]

>>11711520
Lmao why is chana masala there lol that's a North Indian lunch item in the middle of quintessential south Indian breakfast

The rest is redpilled.

[Anonymous No.11731802]

[Anonymous No.11731852]

>>11714678

Are those slices of black pudding or crackers?

[Anonymous No.11731859]

>>11731342
I would be disgusted if I didn't relate so much.

[Anonymous No.11732029]

>>11709442
>eating 6 eggs in one go

fucking yuropoors cant afford any better food?

[Anonymous No.11732033]

>>11732029
can't count?
or can't understand the concept of halves?

[Anonymous No.11732041]

>>11732033
kek fooled you I was aware of this the entire time

boy I guess you feel silly now! But don't sweat it, it can happen to the best of us. Even I sometimes fall into deceptions and ruses someone has posted on purpose in order to get replies. And boy did you fall for it! I guess all that's left to say is don't hate the player hate the game. Have a good one m8!

[Anonymous No.11732046]

>>11731249
lol pussy

>>11731504
mean

[Anonymous No.11732112]

>>11731648
more like shitpilled

[Anonymous No.11732136]

>>11728913
pix

[Anonymous No.11732148]

Apparently I ate it the wrong way up.

[Anonymous No.11732153]

>>11732046
k, retard.

[Anonymous No.11732314]

>>11724224
>read Marx
What is it about this commie bullshit that attracts so many stupid kids? Is it the naive, ignorant, and childish notion of "equality" that those assholes keep pushing despite the fact that they NEVER made shit "equal" for fucking anybody....ever?

[Anonymous No.11732636]

>>11732314
Wow your so smart tell me more. Do you read any rand too?

[Anonymous No.11732717]

>>11732636
That's the best you can do, which is awful, and right on par with the communism trash you're whiteknighting for in this thread. Your life sucks because YOU suck, and YOU are awful, and no amount of nanny state communist trash will change that fact.

[Anonymous No.11732811]

>>11732717
Wowww Tell me more. Do you have a newsletter? Or better yet a blog?

[Anonymous No.11733051]

>>11732153
t.retard