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11668494 No.11668494 [Reply] [Original]

>traditional american cuisine

>> No.11668501

and yet your shitty country is dominated by americans. let that sink in.

>> No.11668505
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>>11668494
it's better than European cuisine

>> No.11668509

>>11668494
You realize that jack is a joke channel satirizing flyover boomers, right? Oh, you did? And you still find it funny?
>>reddit

>> No.11668515
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11668515

>traditional american pizza

>> No.11668525

>>11668494
The 60s were such a fucked up time food in suburban America. You think "tasty" recipe soccer moms now are bad.

>> No.11668528

>>11668509
It's either in earnest or jack is the actor of the century.

>> No.11668536

>>11668505
i want her to gobble my dick

>> No.11668541
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11668541

>traditional american women

>> No.11668545

>>11668528
His attention to detail on fucking up literally every step of everything he does is impressive, but it's obviously an act. If he was in earnest the show would have changed and felt fake once it got popular and he read all the comments about how he's doing every wrong.

>> No.11668557

>>11668515
>implying Chicagoans are even human let alone Americans

>> No.11668563

>>11668545
I would be tempted to believe you but his jack-on-the-go videos completely dispells that notion in my mind. It's not just how he fucks up every step, it's how he acts and interacts with people in the real world. The clothes he wears, the choices he makes. I don't think the relative popularity or hatedul comments effected him because I believe hes seriously just that clueless. You could be right but I would be seriously impressed if it were just an act.

>> No.11668582

>>11668528
this guys life choices resulted in not only one but TWO strokes - must be one hell of an act if he’s doing this to himself for his role

>> No.11668584

>>11668545
What about his line of sauces? Is that a prank too?

What about his family/people on video? Are they in on the video as well? What about all the undercooked and poorly prepared food? Is he intentionally eating that knowing how hazardous it might be? what about him choking his son? Was that fake as well? What about his strokes and obesity? Is that part of the act as well?

There's just too much effort needed to pull off something like that and in totality it's seems like too much to believe.

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>>11668584
That's the secret.

>> No.11668602

>>11668557
>t. Jew Yorker

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>>11668501

>Hyuck, and I's tawld dat Yuuropoon that we's be dawminating them hyuuuck

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americans are fucking disgusting

food
people
cars
buildings

>> No.11669296

>>11668780
I love the video when you see a cheesy doritos on his foot finger

>> No.11669427

>>11668780
"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. You pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goo, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well today was bliss.

>> No.11669432

>>11668780

Learn how to spell.

>> No.11669609

>almost 2019
>still obsessed with everything americans do
cringe and cringepilled. Holy fuck just do everyone a huge favour and just neck yourself already. Like, Jesus fuck just shut your fucking mouth already why don't you, you total waste of human garbage. It's subhumans like you that soil this earth with your filth. Fuck.

>> No.11669639

>>11669609
are americans really like this...yikes