/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11665813]

>make pizza dough, used the recipe several times before, never had any problems
>this time everything goes wrong when rolling, dough does not stretch at all
>end up being full of holes, reroll, do it again, and again, now it's too floury, add more water, fail again
>throw that half of the dough in the trash out of frustration
>"at least I have the other half of the dough"
>only use a rolling pin this time because that's the only way to get this shit to work
>end up making some quadrilateral piece of trash, too late for that to bother me now though
>try to pick it off the table
>sticks to the table where there are small holes with little/no flour
>be 5 seconds away from an autistic rage at this point
>just leave the kitchen to chill out, but now I have no food at all, can't buy anything because of this stupid fucking holiday

I don't get it. I've been cooking for 3/4 of my life, and I've made pizza dough countless times. Yet this time everything was just fucked, even though I did everything exactly the same as the last time. Now I have no fucking food, I have to go to bed hungry and join the stampede of fuckers that are going to the store tomorrow

GOD I'M SO FUCKING PISSED

[Anonymous No.11665853]

>>11665813
Sounds like you weren't using a metric scale and were using retarded lardistan measuring with cups, tsp and other nonsense that will set you up for failure.

[Anonymous No.11665858]

>>11665813
Why are you rolling pizza dough?

[Anonymous No.11665889]

>>11665858
this

[Anonymous No.11665901]

>>11665813
You could have still baked it... eat whatever it turned out to be.

[Anonymous No.11665903]

>>11665813
its the 26th now retard

[Anonymous No.11665987]

>>11665903
not every country has the same store opening times as in your country, retard

>>11665858
>>11665889
I tried doing it normally but it didn't work, so I used the rolling pin. Like I said, I can usually do it with my hands just fine

>>11665853
nope, recipes from burgerland are immediately closed whenever I opent them on google

[Anonymous No.11666046]

>>11665813
It sounds like it wasnt kneaded properly to me

[Anonymous No.11666082]

>>11665813
You got cocky and didn't pay attention to what you were doing. Knowing what to do doesn't mean you don't have to make sure you do it.

[Anonymous No.11666683]

>>11665813
Humidity/ aerial moisture content was different than usual. Too much or too little water screwed it up.

[Anonymous No.11667495]

Oh shit nevermind I just remember that I forgot to puts any eggs Lol

[Anonymous No.11667742]

>>11665813
this happened to me last week, except I wen through with the autistic rage.
I slammed the dough in the trash and grabbed a backup chef boy ordee pizza maker dough I had for emergencies. it was thick and not very good but it helped me keep my sanity
do you have a pic related OP?

[Anonymous No.11667744]

If you use a rolling pin you don't get a crust.

[Anonymous No.11669441]

>>11665813
If you're suffering from depression, the book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.
Link to PDF:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/p4j962

You can also try some St. John's Wort (it's a plant) tea for immediate relief (I mix mine with Melissa for the calming effect), see if it works for you. I'm currently trying it out myself, no opinion yet.

It might also be nice to learn to meditate, as it can relieve your mind of negative thoughts. nperov.com has some learning materials.

Or maybe you just have a vitamin D defficiency, see >>>/sci/10221251

[Anonymous No.11669467]

>make rice the same way i always do
>for some unknown reason it gets completely incinerated
>house smells like shit burned rice
>have to scrub out the welded on rice/charcoal with steel wool for 15 minutes.
>make rice again, same pot, same amount of rice and water, same heat, same time
>turns out perfect
Truly a great mystery of our time.

[Anonymous No.11669478]

>making a fucking pizza when you have no other food in the house
>throw out workable dough because it's not perfect
>complain about going hungry

Pack your toppings into your shitty dough and make yourself some shitty calzones, or something, dude. Jesus. Food doesn't have to be a recognizable dish to be edible. Stop wasting things.