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>1. They reek
>2. They're extremely greasy
>3. They're almost entirely made out of fat
>4. Don't cook correctly
>5. Only redditors pretend to like them
>6. They sit around for months on end taking up space
>7. Even the people who created them hate them

>> No.11663012

I'm with ya OP.

>> No.11663015

I guess I'm not everybody. I like the buffalo chicken one

>> No.11663034
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>>11663015
>I guess I'm not everybody. I like the buffalo chicken one

>> No.11664349

>>11663009
I keep a 12 pack in the freezer at work on the days I forget to pack lunch. They aren't amazing, but in a pinch you could do much worse, and at least it's hot food

>> No.11664357

>>11664349
You literally cannot do any worse.

>> No.11664382

>>11663009
>being this angry about some hot pockets
If you don't like them, then don't buy them. Nobody is forcing you to eat hot pockets.

>> No.11664415

>>11663009
The philly cheesesteak ones make my fingers stink like cheese, takes hours to get rid of the smell, even after i wash my hands with soap several times.

>> No.11664418

>>11663009
fuck you
the philly cheese steak ones are awesome

>> No.11664475

>>11663034
it's not reddit to like buffalo chicken, bitch boy
in fact, most people aren't everybody. hot pockets are a huge seller

>> No.11664493

>>11663009
I haven't even thought about a hot pocket in years

>> No.11664501

they suck, but if forced to choose, which is your “fav?”

for me its ham/cheese

>> No.11664509

>>11664501
Og pepperoni.

>> No.11664510

>>11664415
>>11664418
fight

>> No.11664511

>>11663009
What are these? Are they like steak slices?

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>>11663009
I hate that lean pockets have the better flavors.

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>>11663009
Just sous vide them, dumbass.

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>>11663009
>mfw I used to shove hot pockets into my jacket pocket the night before school then I would get on the bus and have a perfectly defrosted hot pocket as a snack on the way to school
cash, bros.

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>>11663009
And the microwavable sandwiches are pretty bad too!

>> No.11666224

>>11664531
Pic unrelated

>> No.11666241

>getting weird complicated recipes in your fucking microwave "I have no other food" pouch
The only acceptable hot pockets are pizza or meatball and mozzarella

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>>11666241
>The only acceptable hot pockets are pizza or meatball and mozzarella

>> No.11666248

>>11664583
that seems dangerous

>> No.11666253

I used to eat the pepperoni pizza ones a lot. They are pretty bad now that you mention it.

>> No.11666256

>>11666241
This. Granted, the red onion bbq chicken one isn't bad, just to sweet. Steak n "Cheese" and ham and "cheese" are disgusting af.

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>>11666244
>eating nonspecific "cheese" or all-sugar bbq sauce with grade-f chicken or beef shavings

>> No.11666270

i was at grocery outlet and they had this unpackaged bags of hotpocket brand empenadas. like 20 of them for $7. i look at the ingrediants and it is wholesome healthy stuff like chipotle peppers and potatos and breading. . oh okay okay. i take them home and cook them and they were fucking amazing!!!

>> No.11666275

^^i mean to stay the packaging was just a clear plastic bag with a nutrition label sticker on it, and a small hotpockets logo

they were amazing, i ended up buying like 7 bags or so before they sold out and i never saw them again

>> No.11666277

>>11666224
That beef shit tasted disgusting, I thew it out

>> No.11666281

>>2. They're extremely greasy
>>3. They're almost entirely made out of fat
what about lean pockets?

>> No.11666952

>>11663009
>8. Owned by Nestle

>> No.11667581

When i was a kid I used to open up the hot pocket after cooking, and then eat the insides before finishing the bread off with ranch

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>>11666260
>eating shartpockets
>ever

>> No.11668021

>>11663009
>will it burn my mouth?

>it will destroy your mouth

>> No.11668022

>>11663009
>>1. They reek
Not really
>>2. They're extremely greasy
Compared to a piece of lettuce? Sure
>>3. They're almost entirely made out of fat
That doesn't even make sense
>>4. Don't cook correctly
1. Add heat
2. It's warm
Only a retarded can mess that up
>>5. Only redditors pretend to like them
And jannies
>>6. They sit around for months on end taking up space
Ok
>>7. Even the people who created them hate them
Ok

>> No.11668030

>>11667581
And I'm sure you're now at a perfectly healthy weight.

>> No.11668034

>>11664493
Seconded

>> No.11668037

>>11664511
They’re microwaveable pouches of bread with meat and cheese inside them. I’ve never had one, but I’m led to believe they’re not very good.

>> No.11668038

>>11668021
You'll be tasting rubber for a month.

>> No.11668056

>>11668037
They're not good. They'll do you in a pinch if you legitimately don't have anything else to eat. I'd rather have a PB&J or bologna sandwich, which could be made in the same time it takes to heat a Hot Pocket.

>> No.11668061

>>11668038
Your mom tastes rubber every day because she's a street whore.

>> No.11668094

>>11668061
That's your mother too, dumbass.