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>hurr durr you can't cook scrambled eggs in a cast iron pan

>> No.11645332

>>11645326
Huh?

>> No.11645336

>>11645332
How are you not tired of posting that yet?

>> No.11645361

>>11645336
This is the first time I posted this. You pan is dirty as fuck and you made no discernible point.

>> No.11645369

>>11645326
>made chopped omelette
well done anon

>> No.11645372

>>11645361
that guy isn't Op and yea it's dirty because i just cooked eggs in it

>> No.11645380

>>11645372
And so the point is cast iron is better because what? Neither of you make any sense.

>> No.11645382

>>11645369
>chopped omelette
are you retarded? those are scrambled eggs

>> No.11645390

>>11645380
The point is you can cook eggs in a cast iron if you season it correctly

>> No.11645393

>>11645326
they look overcooked and rubbery and all together unappetizing OP

>> No.11645406

Teflon pan is quicker and less pretentious.

>> No.11645415

>>11645406
>bronze age technology is pretentious

>> No.11645416

>>11645382
>cooked through
>scrambled eggs
um no sweetie

>> No.11645417

hurr durr can't own more than one pan allegiance to a type of pan

>> No.11645418

>>11645393
this isn't about the fucking eggs, it's about the pan
>>11645406
how the fuck is a slab of iron used for cooking pretentious?

You fags will find any reason to hate on the do-it-all king of cook wear the Cast Iron Pan.

>> No.11645425

>>11645418
>use a pan that retains heat
>over cook food
I-It's not the pans fault.

>> No.11645428

>>11645416
Maybe you can come over and show me how to cook the perfect scrambled eggs after i'm done fucking you in the ass

>> No.11645434

>>11645425
I may not be a great cook, but i'm smart enough to not blame my shitty cooking on a piece of iron

>> No.11645450
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>>11645425
>make thread asserting cast iron pan can cook scrambled eggs
>anon points out eggs that were cooked in an iron pan look like shit
>"this isn't about the fucking eggs, it's about the pan"

>> No.11645453
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>> No.11645456

>>11645418
>how the fuck is a slab of iron used for cooking pretentious
by literally creating this thread. how insecure are you even

>> No.11645459

>>11645450
I could of used one of my teflon pans and it would look the exact same. My eggs always look like that.

>> No.11645468

>>11645326
>scrambled eggs
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.11645476

>>11645456
not insecure just proving a point, you idiots cast irons suck ass because you are seasonlets

(you) this message if you're a fag

>> No.11645491

>>11645459
Could have, anon, not could of.

>> No.11645496

>>11645491
looks like you are out of points to argue so you attack my grammar, nice one nerd

>> No.11645500
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11645500

If you think about it scrambled eggs are like the ground beef of eggs

>> No.11645502

>>11645491
Just report and ignore those cast iron faglords

>> No.11645514

>>11645496
I'm just trying to teach you something, anon.

>> No.11645529

>>11645390
Yes. Idk how that other guy didn't understand... troll or just retarded?

>> No.11645533

>>11645390
And a whole thread is needed for that? Don't be stupid.

>Hey guys salt is salty.

HURR DURR

>> No.11645536

>>11645326
You can, it's just dumb and slow.
Cast iron pans excel at being retaining high heat so you can sear and brown things well. But they take a long time to get to temperature.
Scrambled eggs need to be made on a medium low heat continuously, making them better suited to stainless steel.
You can make risotto on a barbeque, it's just a fucking waste of time.

>> No.11645550

>>11645390
you can cook eggs in any pan if you use pam spray or something. why would you take extra time to "season" and "never wash" a heavy pan?

>> No.11645557

>>11645536
>need to be made on a medium low heat
That's just your entirely wrong opinion.

>> No.11645561

>>11645536
A grill. Barbecue is a sauce, a grill is a heat source, fucking dumbass. Never post again. Or else.

>> No.11645567

>>11645561
I know this is bait but you really rustled my jimmie's.

>> No.11645569

>>11645561
>>11645561
God you must be a total drag

>> No.11645576

>>11645557
well ramsey, what heat would you recommend

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11645608

>>11645326
>hard like bullets
Yeah, you can't cook scrambled eggs period.

>> No.11645643

>>11645561
>Barbeque is a sauce
Are you allergic to your own brain cells? Did you buy your education at LIDL?

>> No.11645648

>>11645608
eat my ass weeb

>> No.11645680

>>11645561
Is this some hot new meme? Or do people on /ck/ seriously learn about cooking from the sides of Heinz bottles?

>> No.11645694

>>11645550
based pam sprayer

>> No.11645704

>>11645680
>is this some hot new meme?
so which subreddit is your favorite?

>> No.11645714

>>11645418
>the do-it-all king of cook wear
cookware

>> No.11645726

>>11645502
shrink dick teflon faggot detected

>> No.11645785

>>11645680
>hot new meme
always gives me a giggle.

>> No.11645805

Why can't cast iron cucks cook well?

>> No.11645899

>>11645704
/r/IFuckedYourMum

>> No.11645914

>>11645428
Sounds like a date

>> No.11646189

>>11645899
I don't like that one.

>> No.11646212

>>11645326
overcocked, just like you

>> No.11646262

>>11646212
REKT!

Also,did anybody ever say you can't egg in cast iron?
I grew up with cast iron.
Not even sure what the seasoning thing mean?
I would spay pam unless I cooked something greasy.

>> No.11646328

>>11645418
>overcooks his eggs
>gets butthurt easily
>chews his spatula like a mongrel
>cook wear

what a fucking retard

>> No.11646372

>>11645326
I cooked scrambled eggs in cast iron today but the seasoning was so undeveloped that I had to wait till it became a solid rubbery mass, then peel it off.

>> No.11646388
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11646388

R8 my breakfast would you eat it

>> No.11646413

>>11646388
Yes.
Nice hashbrowns.
I prefer mine slightly over cooked,most people make them less cooked than you do.
I'm not as young as you,I assume so 2 (two) less links.
But I would eat that if handed to me,bruh.

>> No.11646421

>>11646413
Ty man made my day

>> No.11646443

>>11646388
Yes. Your eggs look a little more cooked that I would like but I'd eat the fuck out them, esp with the fresh chives. Those look like good sausages too. All that saturated fat and sodium to start your day, fuck yes I'm all over that. Give me a side of biscuits and gravy with a black coffee and a glass of whole milk and we are ready to take on the world.

>> No.11646449

>>11646443
>>11646388
Maybe some rye or sourdough or white with some jalapeno jam on it instead of biscuits and gravy. Yeah, I'd kill a fucking stranger for that rn.

>> No.11646451

>>11645415
>cast *iron*
>bronze age

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11646517

>>11645648
You want me to go near you when you can't even cook eggs? Lmao dream on useless fucking incel

>> No.11646523

>>11646517
Big talk coming from a guy that's about to tongue scrub my bicycle spokes

>> No.11646546

looks like overcooked bullshit but okay

>> No.11646639

>>11645500
big if true

>> No.11646699

>Want to make scrambled eggs that literally require no more than 2 minutes.
>wait a good 10 minutes for a cast iron to heat up
>Tentatively scramble your eggs while hoping the pan is neither too hot nor too low
>fuck your eggs up anyway because the pan is way too hot and you can't bring the temperature down unless you can afford to wait half an hour.
>eat your shitty scrambled eggs
>wait 10 hours for the pan to cool down to room temperature.
>remember to wash the greasy looking piece of shit cast iron pan

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11647560

>>11645453
>mushrooms with ketchup

>> No.11647564

>>11645326
nice curd, good job anon, would eat

>> No.11647565

>>11645561
Barbecue is a method of cooking with low heat and high smoke dumbass.

>> No.11648030

My mom makes scrambled eggs in thr microwave

They're fucked

>> No.11648042

they're overcooked, but everyone who acts like scrambled eggs need to be practically raw are fucking degenerates and should fuck off

>> No.11648046

>>11647565
>you can make risotto on a barbecue
shut your fucking face. or else

>> No.11648048

>>11645415
Yes, using needlessly primitive technology is pretentious.

>> No.11648340
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11648340

>>11646388
nutritionally imbalanced

>> No.11648406

>>11648340
>Olives for breakfast
really

>> No.11648418

>>11648406
That's staple breakfast food.

>> No.11648446

>>11645496
We're all anons here. There's no guarantee that's the guy you were arguing with. Besides, if he didn't correct you, I would have. See that? Would have.

>> No.11648473

>>11648406
sounds good to me wanker

>> No.11648805

>>11648418
My cock is your mom's staple breakfast food

>> No.11648816

>>11648805
So that's why she's so thin, hardly anything to eat there.
Poor lady must be starving

>> No.11648886

>>11645434
>admits to being a bad cook
>uses and advocates cast iron
lmao, checks out.

>> No.11648902

>>11645326
Nice job wasting those eggs just to prove a point on a Cambodian typewriter hugbox's cooking board.

>> No.11649436

>>11646388
i'd sure put a sausage up my ass with syrup

>> No.11650043

>>11647560
tis brown sauce

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>>11645434
I kinda like your eggs. Don't listen to these jerks.

>> No.11651090

>>11645390
>>11645326

The scrambled eggs look like shit.

>> No.11651102

>>11645557
Stfu retard. Low heat eggs will ALWAYS be better. Fuck off with your shitty quips

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11651115

>>11650043

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>>11645326
>hurr durr you can't cook scrambled eggs in a cast iron pan
Well clearly YOU can't

>> No.11651612

>>11645326
you can do anything you set your mind to, faggot

>> No.11651624

>>11645453
a real masterpiece, finally