Ramen Noodles

[Anonymous No.11641599]

/b/ sent me here for good ramen noodle pimping recipes. Anyone got any?

[Anonymous No.11641608]

Literally saw your post and came here lol. I usually just add garlic salt and some Frank's red hot to mine and its pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.11641623]

>>11641608
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11641628]

>>11641599
garlic(minced)
thai chili(minced)
egg
heat up oil. put the garilc and thai chili, wait until aromatic. put in the egg, then scrambled it in the pan. pour water and when it's boiling, throw in the ramen and the seasoning. Move to the plate when it's already half cooked, else it will be too soggy when you eat it.

[Anonymous No.11641642]

>>11641599
Soft-boiled chicken egg, or sunny side chicken egg, I personally prefer soft-boiled, since it's not greasy for instant noodles which are already greasy.

[Anonymous No.11641649]

>>11641599
OP if you want to discuss ramen at least post how you usually eat it, just requesting shit could get your thread deleted.
>>>/global/rules/16

[Anonymous No.11641659]

>>11641608
Garlic salt is an abomination that does not deserve to call itself "garlic". It's like calling "white pepper" pepper.

[Anonymous No.11641661]

>>11641649
imagine being this much of a backseat janny

[Anonymous No.11641669]

>>11641649
I cook them normal, just put them in boiling water and then eat them.

[Anonymous No.11641673]

>>11641659
I completely agree but I'm just calling it what it is

[Anonymous No.11641698]

[Anonymous No.11641708]

>>11641599
Do brits really send people from /b/ to /ck/?

[Anonymous No.11641714]

>>11641708
yes

[Anonymous No.11641735]

>>11641698
so do you add the meat raw while the ramen is boiling?

[Anonymous No.11641750]

kewpie mayo is the best

[Anonymous No.11641770]

>>11641599
Make a poor man's yakisoba. Saute some cabbage/onions/carrots/daikon with a little garlic, vegetable and sesame oil while you boil water. Let the noodles boil for no more than one minute, strain, then toss them in with just a dash of fish sauce, soy sauce, and a generous amount of something like ponzu to finish it off (I usually make a sauce of of ketchup, chili paste, worsterchire, and a dash of lemon). Toss the noodles and a few green onion slices, and stir fry a couple of minutes on medium heat till the sauce coats the noodles and veggies. Don't overdo it, the noodles are already fried. Add more soy sauce or whatever else to taste, and wa la!

You can add meat into the mix at the start, too.

[Anonymous No.11641781]

>>11641735
Cook the meat first, derpface. Those noodles are called "instant" for a reason. Either brown it first in a pan and add it right before the noodles, or just toss it in first with the spice mix and let it cook before you do the ramen. Egg cooks faster than meat, but do that before the noodles, too.

[Anonymous No.11641786]

>>11641770
Oh I also forgot to add that when I add the noodles to the wok or pan, I'll add maybe half a tsp more of sesame oil to the noodles to keep them from sticking in the pan.

[Anonymous No.11641791]

Boil noodles in broth
Take out noodles when done, leave broth
Poach eggs in broth, leaving yolks runny
Cheese and eggs in noodles
Mix

[Anonymous No.11641946]

>>11641599
Curry powder and black pepper
Scallion and sesame oil
Chili oil and a few squeezes of lime

Tell /b/ to stop being a porn board

[Anonymous No.11641970]

>>11641946
will try

[Anonymous No.11641987]

>>11641970
note that those 3 are individual combinations you can try and experiment, do not combine them all at once or you will meet with a terrible fate

[Anonymous No.11642006]

>>11641987
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11642025]

>>11641599
What's the best way to use leftover noodles if you want to use the seasoning for something else?

[Anonymous No.11642032]

>>11642025
toss them out probably, they taste bad without the seasoning

[Anonymous No.11642246]

>>11642025
put soy sauce on em.

[Anonymous No.11642258]

>>11642025
Fry them with some meat and veggies.

[Anonymous No.11642294]

I'm Asian, the varieties here are already pimped out when you buy them.

[Anonymous No.11642821]

>>11641599
miso, tamari, goma, vegetables, grated fresh ginger

[Anonymous No.11644258]

>>11641698
>indomie
>better ramen
HAHAHAHA as an Indonesian I can tell you that may taste great but it must be a meal with one of the worst nutritional value to ever exist.

[Anonymous No.11644640]

>>11642294
Great stuff, we have it around here in Germany too. Sadly, it costs 1€ ($1.15) which makes it pretty expensive compared to home cooking and it isn't even that filling. You are usually better off with pimping your own Ramen, but even then you blow 0.55€ on a pack and some 0.20€ on the pimping ingrediences. Still very expensive compared to just making a stock and pimping that one.

[Anonymous No.11644661]

>>11642025
break them up and use as bread crumbs.
crush into powder and sell to crack addicts.

[Anonymous No.11644700]

>>11644258
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[Anonymous No.11645965]

>>11644700
>mre's
When you spend a little over 2 weeks or up to a month on nothing but mre's you learn to appreciate good ones.
Meal-kit-supply is one of the best civilian mre's. Norwegian army has some real fucking nice mre's (fuckin reindeer soup).

[Anonymous No.11646834]

I order bulk freeze dried soup greens off Amazon, then put the greens! garlic salt, chili flakes, lunch meat and an egg

[Anonymous No.11646849]

Okay, I need this answered because my girlfriend once caught me doing this and I never realized how stupid it was.
We were hanging out at my place and I wanted a quick bite to eat. I opened up some Maruchan in a cup and since I don't like the terrible dried out vegetables I throw them out. But by god do I make sure to get them all because I will slap the dried ramen out to get them from the sides and below (I save any protein by putting it on a napkin to add in once I'm done). In addition, I then open up my fridge and ADD my own peas, carrots, and corn because I think the texture is better with fresh or frozen veggies. Been doing this since I was a kid and didn't pay attention to her watching me the whole time only to be greeted with a "Whaaat are you doing!?" We comfortably poked fun at each other all the time but at the moment it hit me like a noodle in my nose.

[Anonymous No.11646864]

>boil a pack of noodles, drain and set aside
>have sliced veg (celery, cabbage, whatever youve got)
>fry in a pan at high heat, season with salt/msg and soy sauce/hoison
>add noodles into pan and mix thoroughly and wala you have chow mein
>bone apple tea

[Anonymous No.11646896]

>>11646849
That’s fine. Women love overreacting over stuff like this that their boyfriends do. Listen to advice podcasts (actually for your sanity, don’t) and 75 percent of the “questions” sent in are just women screeching about the barely-out-of-the-ordinary things their men do.

[Anonymous No.11647287]

>>11641599
Never goto japan if you like the ramen in your home country OP
It's not even funny how shitty ramen is here
I thought it was bad before but damn did it become several times worse

[Anonymous No.11648140]

Hot sauce and a slice of american "cheese"

[Anonymous No.11649478]

Anime girl squirt

[Anonymous No.11649753]

>>11641599
You should get the /ck/ Cookbook!