why aren't you traveling with an emotional support chicken?

[Anonymous No.11639459]

It provides comfort and nourishment during stressful air travel and is permitted to fly without restriction
>pic related, my emotional support chicken

[Anonymous No.11639463]

>>11639459
Is it an air freshener?

[Anonymous No.11639469]

popeyes is being kinda mean by making fun of people who actually need support animals

[Anonymous No.11639490]

>>11639463

[Anonymous No.11639502]

>>11639469
fuck outta here with that oversensitivity, soon all comedy will be dead because you fags can't handle a joke without feeling offended

[Anonymous No.11639510]

>>11639502
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.11639513]

>>11639502
Butthurt conservashit snowflake
Eat lead

[Anonymous No.11639519]

>>11639513
https://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/mysterious-case-elisa-lam/

[Anonymous No.11639521]

>>11639469
popeyes is being based by making fun of retards that just take their pets everywhere and try to claim "IT'S A SERVICE ANIMAL YOU CAN'T QUESTION IT OR ASK FOR PAPERS BECAUSE MUH ADA BLOO BLOO BLOO"
people with actual service animals fucking hate people like that because it makes THEIR lives harder

tl;dr fuck people with fake-ass "support animals"

[Anonymous No.11639522]

>>11639459
Me in my buddy is going to bed

[Anonymous No.11639553]

>>11639459
>emotional support chicken
>"I bet people will be butthurt about this"
>Lo and behold, even on 4channel >>11639469

Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11639556]

>>11639469
It's a bit much to be sure, not to mention it's also very insensitive for people with eating disorders who actually use food as emotional coping.
So bad form all around.

[Anonymous No.11639574]

>>11639469

[Anonymous No.11639588]

>>11639459
Yikes!

How problematic

[Anonymous No.11639599]

>>11639502
Mass marketing isnt a comedy act fagget.

[Anonymous No.11639621]

>>11639599
>mass marketing
>only available in one location at one airport
>past the security gates
okay

[Anonymous No.11639631]

>>11639574
That's going on Facebook.

[Anonymous No.11639640]

>>11639631
>most of the content on shitsites like twitter and facebook are just screenshots of the other site

[Anonymous No.11639653]

Is there anyway to get this outside of the airport? I'm a 15min Uber from phl

[Anonymous No.11639660]

>>11639599
The censorship in question will affect both.

[Anonymous No.11639668]

>>11639513
i'm not even a righty
go back

[Anonymous No.11639674]

>>11639653
OP here, waiting in for my next connecting flight

sorry you have go go all the way to PHL terminal 3 past the departure gates :(
>mfw flight was in terminal E but walked all the way to terminal C just to get it

[Anonymous No.11639691]

>>11639621
Theres a hash tagged statement right on the box.

[Anonymous No.11639716]

>>11639691
oh boy thats rich the hashtag is just people getting butthurt over it rather than people buying it

[Anonymous No.11639767]

>>11639716
>that fucking story on the side panel
>it's real
I hate what is becoming of the world.

[Anonymous No.11639769]

>>11639674

Hope you can find a safe space to eat it in, anon.

[Anonymous No.11639789]

>>11639767
Christ

[Anonymous No.11639797]

>>11639767
I don't know which part of this is worse: the fact that the posted it to begin with or the fact that they had to apologize for it

[Anonymous No.11639815]

>>11639797
Definitely the apology.
Companies trying to use memes is cringy but apologising for them like this just makes me want to start a fire.

[Anonymous No.11639843]

>>11639469
>>11639502
>>11639510
>>11639513
>>11639519
>>11639668
you're all gay

[Anonymous No.11639859]

>>11639843
im also gay too by the way if it matters

[Anonymous No.11639867]

>>11639674
you could make money if you’ve ask the staff for some empty chicken boxes to sell on ebay

[Anonymous No.11639888]

[Anonymous No.11639895]

>>11639459
holy shit based popeyes btfo SJW`s

[Anonymous No.11639904]

What the fuck is Popeyes? I thought he was a cartoon sailor?

[Anonymous No.11639915]

>>11639904
A decent fried chicken chain that started in the early 70s in glorious Louisiana.

[Anonymous No.11639921]

>>11639767
i love this

[Anonymous No.11639926]

>>11639674
That's a shame. I don't plan on flying out of phl anytime soon

[Anonymous No.11639931]

>>11639888
chickens don't fly

[Anonymous No.11639935]

>>11639621
What is a test market?

[Anonymous No.11640229]

>>11639815
I 'member when people would freak out over stupid shit the majority of people had the guts to tell them "shut up, retard".

[Anonymous No.11640336]

>>11639867
Didn't keep the box :(
On return flight i'll stop by and do that

[Anonymous No.11640467]

>>11640336
can you post here? i’ll buy one. i’m on /ck/ 12 hours a day so i’ll see you

[Anonymous No.11640488]

>>11639935
Not a mass market

[Anonymous No.11640508]

>>11639513
Fired from what gun, you libtard cuck?

[Anonymous No.11640515]

>>11639469
only blind people need them
everyone else can fuck off

[Anonymous No.11640518]

>>11639888
Why do people insist on pretending chickens are anything more than a cockroach brain controlling a bird's body?

[Anonymous No.11640526]

>>11639469
I feel like 80 percent of people that have service animals of any kind dont actually need them

[Anonymous No.11640535]

>>11640508
You'll die from literally eating lead idiot fuck.

[Anonymous No.11640551]

>>11640535
Oh, is that what they told you in evolution-and-global-warming-is-real school?

[Anonymous No.11640556]

>>11640551
Google franklins lost expedition. Buckle up for a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.11640569]

>>11640526
Lived in a student apartment complex in college, and there was a very strict no pets policy. But, all you had to tell them was "I get depressed and it helps having my cat or dog around" and they would exempt you.

[Anonymous No.11640577]

>>11640535
Metallic lead is relatively safe, dumbo. You could swallow a handful of lead shot and by the time you shit it out only a minisicule amount will have have been absorbed into your bloodstream. Lead fumes and organic lead compounds are the dangerous stuff. lurn 2 organic chemistry

[Anonymous No.11640590]

>>11640508
>progressives don't own guns
Keep telling yourself that, bootlicker, and keep reading SOF and attending your monthly paintball tactics training but
don't bother to learn how to breakdown your weapons for cleaning, lol!

11640551
>global warming is fake
Too retarded for a (you)

[Anonymous No.11640623]

>>11639599
That is exactly what it is in this case you retard.

[Anonymous No.11640627]

>>11640590
I like how you both are prending to actually care about things that you don't

[Anonymous No.11640634]

>>11639513
>antifa twink trying to act tough on the internet when he's afraid of guns
lmfao every time.

[Anonymous No.11640656]

Can't believe none of you fucking morons or the mass media is understand what this joke is even about. It's so you can take your fucking leftovers onto the plane under the guise of actually needing it for _reason_; my god take me off this planet

[Anonymous No.11640665]

>>11640634
>>11640508
You’re going to lose

[Anonymous No.11640672]

did anyone get offended by this yet?

[Anonymous No.11640673]

>>11640665
>t. drumpfhater

[Anonymous No.11640676]

>>11640665
>he's doubling down

[Anonymous No.11640680]

>>11640672
People were offended by it before it even happened.

[Anonymous No.11640684]

>>11640665

[Anonymous No.11640686]

>>11640680
i will fucking kill you dude

[Anonymous No.11640693]

>>11640686
sorry wrong post, relax anon

[Anonymous No.11640731]

>>11640673
>>11640684
>>11640676
It’s going to be satisfying watching you nazi fuckers squirm under a red banner

[Anonymous No.11640735]

>>11640731

democrats are blue idiot

[Anonymous No.11640740]

>>11640731

[Anonymous No.11640752]

>>11640740

[Anonymous No.11640773]

>>11640752

[Anonymous No.11640775]

>>11640752

its grey just like you, npc.

[Anonymous No.11640820]

>>11639716
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DO TO THAT CHICKEN!
>No, but it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.11640861]

>>11640467
I'll see if it's possible, my flight back arrives late and I hope the popeyes is open until 11pm...

Funniest thing was the guy told me the only meal that came with it was the chicken tendies meal

[Anonymous No.11640865]

You gonna show us what's in the fucking box or what, motherfucker?

[Anonymous No.11640952]

>>11639459
Do Americans really have 20 months in a year. Lol dumb retardeds

[Anonymous No.11640960]

>>11640952

[Anonymous No.11640965]

>>11640952
>he doesnt have Smarch

[Anonymous No.11641276]

>>11640965
That's 13 retarder mutt pig.

[Anonymous No.11641294]

>>11639490
Based Philly, I'm so glad I'll be visiting next month

I want to move back bad but it's difficult when you live out west

[Anonymous No.11641348]

>>11639815
>someone did something on twitter
>better start a fire
You and people like you are fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.11641624]

>>11639459
based

[Anonymous No.11641798]

>>11640526
service animals =/= “emotional support” animals

[Anonymous No.11642230]

>>11639469
its actually being mean by making fun of support animals.

[Anonymous No.11642235]

>>11639469
People that need support animals should die.

[Anonymous No.11642245]

>>11639674
why is OP not eating the chicken and sharing in thread? fucking faggot bait thread fuck you op.

[Anonymous No.11642264]

Wait, someone other than blind people actually need support animals?

[Anonymous No.11642281]

>>11639716
>Popeye's is responsible for the slaughter of millions of chickens per year.
Based.

[Anonymous No.11642296]

>>11640820
>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DO TO THAT CHICKEN!
marinate it for 12 hours in real Louisana spices?

[Anonymous No.11642500]

>>11639767
Good lord...

[Anonymous No.11642533]

>>11639469
""""""""Emotional support animals"""""""""" are a scam assholes use to bring their ill-behaved and untrained pets where animals aren't supposed to be

[Anonymous No.11642592]

>>11639459
is it really?
I thought you can't bring food that smell onto planes
or am I just remembering things

[Anonymous No.11642618]

>>11642592
considering you're too low IQ to fly alone let alone afford a plane ticket; the correct word is fabricating

[Anonymous No.11642643]

>>11642618
I googled it, surprisingly they do, the thought of bring food on to a plane even when they serve meals never crossed my mind, guess it's a mutt thing

[Anonymous No.11642665]

imagine getting this mad over fried chicken

[Anonymous No.11643294]

>>11639716
>>11639767
god damn

[Anonymous No.11643299]

>>11640665
Is that so

[Anonymous No.11643327]

Support animals can detect low blood sugar more quickly and more accurately than an electronic glucose monitor for type 1 diabetics. They also don't require recalibration, allow you to take any medication you want, and don't stop working if you accidentally mess up the site of implantation.

So yeah, support animals can be useful for people who arent obviously disabled.

[Anonymous No.11643334]

Why can't you fucking people be normal for once
It's just a thread about chicken.

[Anonymous No.11643368]

>>11643334

[Anonymous No.11643381]

>>11642264
Blind people use service animals, not emotional support animals.
A service dog does actual work, seeing or hearing on behalf of the impaired or pressing buttons and carrying things for amputees. They can also be trained to detect a seizure and get help.

An emotional support animal on the other hand is just a normal pet. Properly speaking a person suffering from being bitchmade, i.e. having depression or anxiety, gets told by a doctor that having a pet would help by just generally being a pet and acting cute.
What actually happens is assholes notice the requirements for an emotional support animal are a hell of a whole lot less stringent than those for a service animal, if indeed they bother certifying the animal at all, and use the title of support animal to bring their obnoxious untrained unqualified pets into restaurants and on airplanes making everything miserable for everyone around them and generally sullying the good name of service animals for people like you who don't know the difference.
This way actual service animals get a whole lot more hassle and scrutiny from business owners who are wary of another emotional support woobie shitting in their public space again.

[Anonymous No.11643396]

>another fast food thread

[Anonymous No.11643414]

>>11643381
are americans fucking toddlers?

[Anonymous No.11643416]

>>11643327
They can also detect an imminent epileptic seizure and warn the individual before it happens.

[Anonymous No.11643470]

>>11639469
Emotional support animals are bullshit. The bitch in the apartment next to me got to keep her dog in our animal free complex because she got an excuse from a doctor. All it does is bark and fucking scream all damn day

[Anonymous No.11643475]

>>11639469
"Support" animals are a joke if you have one kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11643489]

>>11639767
>Chonk
Good chuckle

[Anonymous No.11643516]

>>11643414
Funny considering dragging dogs into cafes and restaurants is a thing I mainly experienced in Europe.

[Anonymous No.11644015]

>>11643381
As much as i agree with you, emotional support dogs do exist in the UK for soldiers suffering from PTSD.
However, needy faggots that feel like they need a support animal for their made up mental illnesses can chew on my nutsack.

[Anonymous No.11645828]

>>11640551
lmao wtf
where do you boomer retards come from
besides the deep south.

[Anonymous No.11646009]

>>11644015
See, I don't have a problem with emotional support animals for people that actually have mental issues as long as they understand ESAs are not covered by the ADA and they do not have public access rights. They're covered by the Fair Housing Act and the Air Carrier Access Act, so you can have them in housing that's normally no pets allowed or on a flight, but they aren't supposed to go with you in public.

[Anonymous No.11646083]

>>11639469

The only people that need support animals are blind people. Fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11647586]

>>11646083
Blind people don't use support animals, they use service animals.

[Anonymous No.11647959]

>>11639556
How does this compare to Hardee's "eat like you mean it" or White Castle's "what you crave" like they're openly admitting to serving your addiction? At least the fast food industry is being honest and relating to their customers.

It's only a problem if you feel shame in using food as emotional support.

[Anonymous No.11647999]

>>11642533
When did emotional support animals become a thing? I only remember a hearing about a story a year ago (pebbles at the airport) and didn't realize it became a huge trend.

[Anonymous No.11648012]

>>11639469
> Moral exhibitionism in an anonymous forum.

[Anonymous No.11648050]

>>11639767

[Anonymous No.11648054]

>>11647999
After the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, what with the PTSD and all.

[Anonymous No.11648067]

>>11648054
That may be where it started, but a lot of those animals are not owned by army vets now, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.11648070]

>>11648067
He literally asked where it started.

[Anonymous No.11648108]

>>11648070
And I didn't say he's wrong. I merely commented on where it eventually ended up.
It's called a conversation, anon.

[Anonymous No.11648132]

>>11648108
>I merely commented on where it eventually ended up.
... by repeating a point that has already been made several times, at a post asking where it originated from before it devolved.

That's not conversation, that's being the awkward sperg who only half listens, repeats things and pretends he's saying them for the first time, and doesn't get invited to parties.

[Anonymous No.11648138]

>>11639469
Fuck every cocksucker with an emotional support animal

[Anonymous No.11648149]

>>11648132
You know, anon. The term "projecting" gets thrown around so much these days...

[Anonymous No.11648176]

>>11648149
>/tv/ crossboarder

No wonder you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.11648187]

>>11648176
>Abigail Shapiro is a /tv/ meme
Yeah...
You probably think anyone who knows about Loss is from /v/ as well, don't you? You just keep embarrassing yourself getting upset about a comment on 4channel. I'm sure your Christmas will be lovely.

[Anonymous No.11648221]

>>11639469
people like you make me fucking sick. more worried about some god damned retard emotional cripple than you are about the suffering and merciless slaughter of innocent chickens. Not to mention the disease ridden conditions they're in and the damage to the earth

[Anonymous No.11648496]

>>11648221
...huh?

[Anonymous No.11648501]

>>11648187
>knowing this much about other boards
wew lad

[Anonymous No.11648525]

>>11648054
So it's another thing that may have had a legitimate beginning that victim culture had to ruin.

How are they different from just getting a pet? Any special training involved or are they just pets with access to more areas?

[Anonymous No.11648528]

>>11639522
Emotional support lizard

[Anonymous No.11648566]

>>11648525
The latter.

[Anonymous No.11648598]

>>11640773
Damn, that's a nice looking MD.