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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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11638148 No.11638148 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you have to cook like this

>> No.11638149

>have to

you could go to a charity shop and get a used pot for next to nothing

>> No.11638151

>>11638148
Like what? No pots or pans? Dude walmart has like 10 cheapo ones. Go fucking get some, you mongoloid.

>> No.11638154

>>11638149

I used to do stiff like that then I stopped working and leaving my apartment. Being a neets had its perks though

>> No.11638180

>>11638149
>>11638151
I have developed an allergy to metals, idiot. If I let my food touch metallic cookware I will literally die.

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>>11638180

>> No.11638184
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>>11638180
What no, fuck that kuck that's not op.

>> No.11638186

>>11638184
looks like shit, grats

>> No.11638189

>>11638184
ill have what Slopov is having

>> No.11638193

>>11638189
Leave him alone.

>> No.11638194
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>>11638193
here's a drink for you both to share

>> No.11638200

Clean your stove you inbred

>> No.11638225

>>11638180
Is it even possible to be this much of a genetic failure?

>> No.11638229

>>11638180
>allergy to metals

so you're allergic to your own blood since it contains iron?

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>>11638229
>replying to a troll post

>> No.11638237

>>11638200
You wanna see a real dirty stove?

>> No.11638247

>>11638237
Yes.

>> No.11638808

>>11638180
>allergy to metals
>can never tell if real life or fake because I know a girl with a serious platinum allergy

>> No.11638812

>>11638148
I once had a roommate and we rented a house with a gas stove and he was so afraid of it he forced the landlord to install electric ones. I didn't care either way but I didn't know it scared people so much.

>> No.11638961

>>11638812
He must like to boil alcohol with piles of cotton balls all over the kitchen.

>> No.11638969

>>11638189
Slopov Shitski

>> No.11638972

>>11638237
post stove pls

>> No.11638991

>>11638184

Your bowl has fucking a strata of food as detailed as the Grand Canyon you gross fuck

>> No.11638996

>>11638148
Its kind of amazing those bowls didnt shatter.
One day they will. Ordinary ceramics cannot stand up to the thermal shock of a gas flame. Those bowls are doing a stand up job, actually. That shit should have cracked and spilled within five minutes.

>> No.11639037

>>11638808
I know a few people with metal allergy. They can use utensils but they develop a severe rash if something metallic touches their skin, including utensils. Maybe they just don't complain when they eat but it was weird as fuck.

>> No.11639076

>>11638808
Platinum is like the most inert shit ever, how is that possible? Nickel is the only metal allergy I've heard of.

>> No.11639084

>>11638237
dm me your stove pics

>> No.11639095

>>11639076
She was a PhD and works with it. Well, worked with it. Luckily for her it's easy enough to avoid.

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>>11639084

>> No.11639316

>>11638812
Not scared, just no pots.

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>>11638812
Betting your roommate was like this.

>> No.11639399

>>11638148
HOW ARE THOSE BOWLS NOT EXPLODING WTF

>> No.11639401

>>11639117

my dick is not hard but it moved. More stove pix

>> No.11639413

>>11638996
>>11639399
>Not having bone China

I shiggy diggy.

OP here. I'm only mildly retarded.

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>>11639117

>> No.11639429

>>11638148
Do you even microwave?

>> No.11639443

>>11639429
With my 500 watt shit box?

I wanted food tonight. Not in a couple days.

>> No.11639487

>>11639443
>Tonight
>It's noon right now

Yuropoor detected.

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>>11638180
>he's never heard of enamled or glass cookware
keep on baiting fag

>> No.11639515

>>11639487
Took at the OP time brainlet.

I took this at 3am, went to bed and woke up.

>> No.11639520

>>11638148
FUCK THE FOOD
FUCK IT UNTIL IT SUBMITS TO YOU

>> No.11639530

>>11639487
What's your point, Sharty?

>> No.11639987

>>11639370
lol I'm gonna send this to him.

>> No.11640365

>>11639515
>I took this at 3am
Cooking at 3am. Sounds depressing as fuck. You should just kys.

>>11639530
Sensitive yuropoor detected.

>> No.11640377

>>11639504
Uh... but he's using some right there in his image.

>> No.11640400

>>11640377
>>11639504
thats not even me(OP), its probably some samefag.

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>>11639117