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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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ROFLMAO edition

>> No.11634157

Fucking Scots

>> No.11634239

>>11634058
Do americans all like that or just white people?

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>>11634058

>> No.11634534
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>> No.11634548

>>11634464
why are those tampons smoking?

>> No.11634563

>>11634534
what the fuck am i looking at

>> No.11634568

>>11634058
that's just a Mexicano pizza

>> No.11634571

>>11634058
Do Americans really think this is funny?

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>>11634548
You mean steaming.

>> No.11634575

>>11634563
they are eating glass for the views

>> No.11634585

>>11634058
How??

>> No.11634587
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>>11634563
Big thing in China right now, eating Ice online.

>> No.11634631

>>11634534
bugmen are fucked in the head

>> No.11634970 [DELETED] 

>>11634574
death to the west

>> No.11634973

>>11634058
I don't understand how wasting food is funny

>> No.11634980
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>>11634973
Food isn't a finite resource

>> No.11635067

>>11634980
This is strangely sinister. Like an inhuman ghostly army.

>> No.11635153
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>> No.11635274

>>11634563
Looks like partially frozen ice. Outside is solid, inside is liquid.

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I need more of these

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fuck you slow fade captcha

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>> No.11635462

>>11635450
this one hurts me

>> No.11635547
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>> No.11635650
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>> No.11635691

>>11634631
They are the future of white people

>> No.11635704

>>11634157
>>11634058
For a bunch of people who make fun of americans, there sure are a lot of american fast food places in those countries

>> No.11635760

>>11635547
?

>> No.11635865

>>11635547
just what is going on here?

>> No.11635897

>>11635547
God damn that filename, just woke up my kid

>> No.11635904
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>> No.11635910

>>11634058
How does he get out of there without breaking all of the eggs?

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>> No.11635927

>>11635910
what eggs?

>> No.11635931

>>11635912
what the fuck is that even supposed to be?

>> No.11635932

>>11635904
pterrible

>> No.11635936

>>11635547
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11635944
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>>11635904
>>11635920

>> No.11635949

>>11635274
Actually sounds kind of amusing, if it weren't so inefficient. Like a crazier kind of shaved ice treat.

>> No.11635952

>>11635547
why doesn't the cup catch on fire?

>> No.11635962

>>11635912
For me it's Chips™ brand chips

>> No.11635968
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>> No.11635976

>>11635920
I love how the kids are left speechless and horrified after they see her do that.

>> No.11635989

>>11635650
AHHH FOCUS YOUR CAMERA PROPERLY

>> No.11636132

>>11635153
I do this all day in my lab

>> No.11636146

>>11636132
It takes you a lab to make fucking jello?

>> No.11636191

>>11634058
No one's gonna point out that this is just a copy of SNL's Taco Time skit?

>> No.11636232
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>>11635427
>>11635431
>>11635433
>>11635442
>>11635442
>>11635444
>>11635450

>> No.11636234

>>11635547
Never seen this one before.

>> No.11636262

>>11635920
She needs to be ass raped by me for this

>> No.11636275

>>11635427
I miss when /wsg/ used to fill whole threads of these infomercial fails.
Now the board is just TikTok social media waifu shit

>> No.11636332

>>11636232

>> No.11636366

>>11634980
Everything is finite

>> No.11636379

>>11636232
Calling everything reddit is the biggest sign of being a newfaggot.

>> No.11636446

>>11636379
>posting gifs in a webm thread

>> No.11636456

>>11635650
That's just redundant.

>> No.11636468

>>11634239
Niggers like you are usually the people that eat it

>> No.11636859

>>11635968
pulled that bite of toast into his mouth like a ps3 pulling in a disc

>> No.11636890

>>11634980
Wait, you think the stuff that falls into the grates is just thrown in the trash? lel are you 12?

>> No.11636893

>>11634574
>Charcoal not disgusting enough for you? I've got just the thing

>> No.11636977

>>11635153
mmmmm aspic

>> No.11636987

>>11636468
u mad bro?

>> No.11637032

>>11635450
>cracking an egg with a fork
lmao the absolute state of boomers

>> No.11637094

>>11635547
I showed this to my gf for the first time.
Her:
>he can't get out until he sells all the eggs

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>> No.11637508

>>11636366
prove it

>> No.11637541

>>11635153
You know what sounds really great? Unflavored vegan jello covered in a sugar syrup with soy flour.

>> No.11637558

>>11635153
>Gigantic piece of unflavored jello with a sprinkling of sugar in it and a shit ton of agar gar
This is going to taste revolting, imagine eating jello that tasted like those plastic-y pills
>Boiling brown sugar in water
Why not just use molasses?
>Roasted soy flour
Now they're just taking the piss

>> No.11637567

>>11635931
By the looks of it: chips, diced onion, japon peanuts, some kind of chicharrones, two types of candy, Worcestershire sauce, chamoy, hot sauce, taijin, salt, lime juice, and Clamato.

>> No.11637582

>>11635912
>>11635931
American processed foods and the commonality of sugary trash absolutely destroyed the street food scenes of Mexico
Americans used to go down there for traditional Mexican street food like tacos al pastor, tamales, etc. but now it's all pre-processed sugary garbage like this, it's why Mexicans obesity is sky-rocketing
Funnily enough all the people complaining about food trucks and restuarants appropriating Mexican culture, when those food trucks are keeping it alive

>> No.11637697

>>11635949
But it's just ice. It's like munching on ice cubes.

>> No.11637710

>>11635976
You're seeing things that aren't there, anon. These kids aren't reacting to her actions. I'm worried about you.

>> No.11637978

>>11635691
Still better than niggers

>> No.11638045

>>11636893
Fuck you, Hank.

>> No.11638063

>>11636146
kek

>> No.11638077

>>11635547
>filename
from king to faggot
how the mighty have fallen

>> No.11638079

>>11637710
They immediately stop talking and stare in disbelief

>> No.11638094

>>11635968
He's either a robot, serial killer or some combination of the two.

>> No.11638157

>>11635904
Yum, motor oil eggs, my favorite. Nutritious af. The way gramma used to make them you could really taste all the mineral goodness.

>> No.11638208

>>11637558
but but but.....its vegan and tastes just as good as real jello

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>>11636232
Could you please just leave? This thread was semi-enjoyable until you came here.

>> No.11638241

>>11635547
>Faggot
Anon, show some respect. You're looking at the king of /ck/

>> No.11638255

>the lack of webms being posted
good lord.

>> No.11638259
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>>11638255
Says the guy who didn't post one.

>> No.11638376

>>11636132
that's not meth and your garage isn't a lab, cleetus.

>> No.11638388

>>11635433
>>11635442
>>11635444
>>11635450
stuff that advertises like this is for people with disabilities.
if they didnt advertise to the general public, the overhead to sales volume ratio would be too high to make the product affordable to those who need it.

>> No.11638394

>>11635153
saw a food truck in NYC selling a singleserving version of this for like 8 bucks

>> No.11638415

>>11634970
You stop being funny a long while ago, subhuman

>> No.11638427

>>11635547
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.11638540

>>11638427
he fucks your mother for replying

>> No.11638547

>>11636446
Who gives a shit? These threads are the exact same thing every time anyway.

>> No.11638556

>>11634058
>blood instead of tomato sauce
Is this how Americans meet their daily iron intake?

>> No.11638586

>>11635962
underrated post

>> No.11638587
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>>11636859
>like a ps3 pulling in a disc
fuck you for making me laugh over that

>> No.11638591

>>11638259
>kosher salt
WTF

>> No.11638594

>>11638094
So would he be a serial killer that is a robot, or a serial killer of robots?

>> No.11638641

>>11635704
>in those countries
You mean other anglo countries?

>> No.11638773

>>11635427
>taps the wedge

>> No.11638780

>>11637489
She cute

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>>11635968
>>11636859
Holy shit

>> No.11638853

>>11635912

These people must hate themselves

>> No.11638856

>>11635920

fucking women

>> No.11638859

>>11635968

can someone edit this with mechanical robotic whirring noises

>> No.11638929

>>11638591
Actually, out of everything wrong with that webm, the salt makes the most sense. it fits with watermelon nicely.

>> No.11639135

>>11638641

Lol. KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, and Subway are all over the fucking place in Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, and Germany has more Burger Kings than all over the southern states combined. Stay mad eurocuck

>> No.11639175

>>11636859
Yeah waiter I'm gonna have to send these sides back, they've been destroyed.

>> No.11639188

>>11634980
damn if we could ship a couple of these bad boys over to haiti they'd really be able to ramp up their mud cake production
we could make a killing marketing that traditional african dish to west coast urbanites, /ck/!

>> No.11639193

>>11635450
jesus christ

>> No.11639197

>>11635650
honestly id give it a try
its not as bad as those horrific beaner concoctions where they slop 6 different sauces on top of 3 different kinds of crushed dorito

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>>11635904

>> No.11639211

>>11635920
and yet i would still smash
fuck you, biology

>> No.11639274

>>11635153
>solid cum colored jelly with soy and some piss
:O

>> No.11639278

>>11635442
is that a super powered loli?

>> No.11639288

>>11635920
OOOO SAYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11639296

>>11639211
That kid can't be more than 8 years old

>> No.11639329

>>11635920
What the fuck

>> No.11639360

>>11634574
>that s oh y lime squeezer

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>> No.11639382

>>11639296
love is love, bigot

>> No.11639451

>>11638780
>she

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>>11637489
>>11638780
>>11639451
Yeah, she.
Isobella07 on chaturbate
I wonder what she'll be doing for money when the youth wears off and she realises she's too fucking retarded to flip a fucking pancake.

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>>11635547

>> No.11639684
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>> No.11639686

>>11639586
>motor oil, diarrhea, cat milk and green jelly worms

nice

>> No.11639687

>>11635968
my favorite part is how he did this specifically to seem "human" and "relatable"

>> No.11639690

>>11639684
who is this "you"

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>>11639684
>buzzfeed

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>> No.11639701

>>11639684
But I consume and make all of these things on a regular basis

>> No.11639703

>>11639684
That Asian mad as fuck

>> No.11639705

>>11639684
>the angry ching chong makes his first video

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>> No.11639799

>>11639684
why is this asian man attacking me

>> No.11639800

>>11639624
I wouldn't worry Anon, I'm sure she will find a provider.

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>>11639684
>>11639690

Didn't you see the hands? "You" is supposed to be wypipo because they all eat bland food haha

More self indulgent "look at how cultured brown people are" horseshit and they can't even see how patronizing it is

t. mad asian dude

>> No.11639823

>>11639812
>ashens
based

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>>11634980
soulless

>> No.11639840

>>11638259
>acid
>aluminium foil
Enjoy your alzheimers.

>> No.11639842

>>11639812
it opens up easy parody options

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>> No.11639866

>>11635920
i wanna see that chick's feet

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>>11638259
>nigger hands

>> No.11639880

>>11639698
>pardon me, sir, but there it would appear as though someone's jerked off in my bologna

>> No.11639887

>>11639684
>using wooden chopstick
>trashing more than just washing the same fork

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>>11635547
how

>> No.11639910

>>11639812
who buys and eats these damn things

>> No.11640014

>>11639698
>Wagyu
>Random pork
>"nice local cheese"
>seasoned the fuck out of it
Wagyu is meme meat.

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>>11639684

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>>11634574
>someone made a tool that squeezes limes

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>>11635444

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>>11640118
>imagine spending the time to make this, thinking people will find it humorous
>imagine posting this trash on japanese cooking forums

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>>11640222
4channel is an American website, always has been.

>> No.11640240

>>11640231
The burgers look okay but why the butter?
Why the fuck would someone do that?

>> No.11640244
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>>11640240
>Why the fuck would someone do that?

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>>11640240
Butter is life.

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>>11640259

>> No.11640265

>>11640262
these "people" have no self-respect

>> No.11640274

>>11640259
>>11640262
goddamn, I hate this fucking faggot. I hope he dies an incredibly painful death very, very soon.

>> No.11640282
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>>11640274
>hating on the beast

>> No.11640285
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>>11640282
>12 year old detected

>> No.11640291

>>11634058
>two fat people destroying a shitload of food
Thinking about starving children makes this even more hilarious.

>> No.11640292

>>11639684
Bubble tea is a shitty meme

>> No.11640303

>>11640170
Is this a Reddit thing? Or is Reddit still where the lame kids go to try and be cool today?

>> No.11640312

>>11640118
Don't black people know how to put ice in water or something?

>> No.11640321

>>11635920
how's this different from taking a bite of tendie, then taking a sip of drink?

>> No.11640322

>>11640240
pretend it is mayo- now it seems normal
I really think people should try this, it's not as crazy as it seems

>> No.11640326

>>11635926
>This fucking webm
Now I have to explain to my gf why I'm laughing like an idiot.

>> No.11640331

>>11637508
a 1 meter line has the same number of infinite points as a 2 meter line

>> No.11640332

>>11640326
kick her out

>> No.11640333

>>11640240
It looks a bit excessive, but people eat steak with a dish full of bearnaise, which is basically just flavoured butter. I bet it tastes great.

>> No.11640335

>>11640326
post her feet

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>>11639891

>> No.11640373

>>11639891
>>11640341
pedoweebfags please die

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>>11639188
mud cake got stolen from whites tho

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>>11634058
>this is what americans ACTUALLY eat

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>>11634058
Is this really something you can buy in America?
The fuck is wrong with you people?

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>>11636446
literally nobody, N O B O D Y gives a fuck if someone posts a goddamn gif in the webm thread, are you pretending to be retarded or does it just come naturally to you?

>> No.11640438

>>11635547
did he died?

>> No.11640439

>>11640303
>everything I don't like is reddit
rent free

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>>11637094
>her:

>> No.11640452

>>11635926
WHAT THE FUCK
LET ME GUESS, IT'S JA/CK/

>> No.11640456

>>11634574
Lol this is actually a french technique called "en papilote"
But you cook it an oven obviously
Pretty based

>> No.11640460

>>11639624
that's a big wok

>> No.11640464

>>11639364
:c

>> No.11640466

>>11640439
Did I say I didn't like it?

>> No.11640472

>>11639684
Yes, people with different heritage tend to have different cuisines

stellar observation, fuzzbeed

>> No.11640496

>>11640472
It's not so much the webm itself as the fact that a such a mundane comparison automatically triggers half a dozen defensive replies.

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>>11640335
Here you go friendo :^)

>> No.11640571

>>11640512
Name sauce plzz

>> No.11640573

>>11640438
Eggs contain all the nutrients you need. He's trapped in that fort forever, and people just come and refill his eggs.
Wonder why they're lined up like that though, like he's displaying the eggs for sale.

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>>11640512

>> No.11640584

>>11640452
>LET ME GUESS, IT'S JA/CK/
The chicken was actually 'cooked' before filming that.

>> No.11640615

>>11639586
People criticize the "quick movements street vendor" videos, but it's actually really good business practice, even if there's no rush. If a customer sees a street place can get their food out in seconds, they'll be inclined to eat there during a rush knowing he's gonna get to them soon. It does look silly when he's serving just one guy whose friend is filming it, though.

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shit thread desu what the actual fuck

>> No.11640702

>>11639364
That looks like an extremely bland recipe.

>> No.11640709

>>11639364
we need another crusade

>> No.11640719

>>11640690
Wrong tab?

>> No.11640732

>>11636446
>look ma i figured out how to greentext xD
kys redditfag

>> No.11640789

>>11640303
That .gif you call a reddit thing was being posted on 4chan before people were actually crying about things being reddit all day. Now as per tradition it would be a proper time for me to call you reddit.

>> No.11640864

>>11640331
A 2 meter line has a GREATER infinity of points. If you've taken calculus you should know not all infinities are equal.

>> No.11640891

>>11636859
apex kek

>> No.11640896

>>11634548
they get microwaved and give off a shitload of steam so they can have the "food" in commercials look the way they want it without having to keep it warm

>> No.11640932

>>11639364
>>11640709
>>11640464
this is sad, and I love dogs, but it doesn't like...upset me you know? they're cooking and eating the dog the same way we do with pigs and cows and shit like that, piggies and cows are cute and affectionate too. am I in the minority here? I eat meat but i'm not ignorant about how it gets to my plate

>> No.11640942

>>11640932
It used to upset me, but vegans convinced me it's no different from eating pork. I'm cool with it now, and am interested to try it.

>> No.11640950

>>11640321
You mean with the food still in your mouth? That's revolting, too.

>> No.11640963

>>11640864
Aleph one is aleph one. Take every number in the infinite set of points between 0 and 1 and double it, now you have the infinite set of points between 0 and 2. There are no numbers between the doubled points because the original set was infinite.

>> No.11640968

>>11640950
You should try it. Take a bite of a cookie then chew it with a sip of milk.

>> No.11640975

>>11635920
Anyone notice the lady in the background stuffing her face out of a bag on the chair before returning to the food on the table?

>> No.11640976

>>11640968
Sorry, but I'm actually civilised.

>> No.11640996
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>>11640942
yeah i'm not 100% sure I'd ever try dog myself because i've spent so much time with them over the years but I have 0 problem with others eating them as long as they don't eat my pooch

>> No.11641048

>>11640976
>missing out on taste explosions in order to impress some dead aristocrat and their arbitrary gatekeeping
Look, I appreciate etiquette too, but unless you have Emily Post herself forever cursed to forever hover over your shoulder you could try a surreptitious sip.

>> No.11641057

>>11640571
Just because I am in an amicable mood. Here you go.
>Piedi Velati

>> No.11641614

>>11639848
How?

>> No.11641654

>>11639848

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little webm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING ANY EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11641687

>>11640321
this nigga keeping it real

>> No.11641719

>>11641687
please die and kill yourself

>> No.11641722

>>11641654
No.

>> No.11641905

>>11639364
look at the hypocrites replying to this post while muching their 12th piece of chicken of the day

>> No.11641911

>>11639686
wow, can't get any whiter than this post

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>>11640274
>not having a good day

>> No.11642031

>>11640118
that's just American garbage food. I'm not even white and those were basically my meals when I was growing up. Probably just replace the PBnJ with those boxed pastas/rice, canned vegetables, and shake-n-bake.

>> No.11642050

>>11635904
If that was gravy this would be amazing. But thats not how Kay cooks.

>> No.11642053

>>11642031
>. I'm not even white and those were basically my meals when I was growing up.
I'm not even white and those were 100% not my meals. I ate Hispanic food 99% of the tube until my mom started trying to learn new cuisine. Eventually my meals turned into Italian ones after she went to culinary school. Ur senpai were plebs

>> No.11642057

>>11635912
7 sauces. One of those was tomato juice.

>> No.11642063

>>11637489
Lovely

>> No.11642087

>>11639837
holy shit kek

>> No.11642089

>>11640932

Dogs are smart and useful unlike farm animals. We also know these dogs are not bred to be eaten. They're snatched off the streets, beaten to the point of being too terrified to escape and abused regularly. They while still alive they're dumped in a boiling pot of water where the lid is held down so they can't jump out.

So yeah, its exactly like rearing farm animals with care and attention and then knocking them out instantaneously with a bolt gun before slaughter.

>> No.11642380

>>11638157
t. Steve McQueen

>> No.11642402

>>11640312
>not just having cold water
why would you need to add water to fucking water?

>> No.11642405

>>11634973
>implying they won't eat that

>> No.11642411

>>11634534
Do americans really do this?

>> No.11642444
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>> No.11642448

>>11642411
Yes, amerifats will eat anything with high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.11642449

>>11639910
Whitoids

>> No.11642497

>>11642444
>huge slices of cheese
stop
>pile of sauce
Stop.
>canned weiners
STOP
>chocolate bars
S T O P
>everything fucking else
FUCKING W H Y

>> No.11642566

>>11642497
>FUCKING W H Y
Because americans will literally combine any food to get there combo of fat sugar and salt.

>> No.11642589

>>11642566
that's a german you fucking retard. americans don't have wieners in cans, we have wieners in bags

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>>11642589
>wieners in bags

>> No.11642633

>>11639910
they're sold in germany with the idea of eating them while camping.

>> No.11642663

>>11637489
Retarded, but she looks cut-

>>11639624
>chaturbate
Kill her.

>> No.11642670

>>11639698
Disgusting waste of ingredients.

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>>11642444
I want to see the end result damn it.

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>>11635926
>non-newtonian?
Do you mean it would even thicken more (increase viscosity) when you'd apply force to it?

Gentleman, I think we have a new supstance for military graded armor plates.

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>>11642758
here you go

>> No.11642897

>>11642881
why are all americans like this

>> No.11642898

>>11642881
I wish I hadn't.

>> No.11642902

>>11642897
nobody do it

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>>11642897
Wh*te ''''people'''' have inferior genes

Source: live in flyover land, know many wh*teoids

>> No.11643006

>>11640460
for you

>> No.11643089
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>>11637489
why would you upload a video of yourself fucking up a basic meal?

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11643093

>>11639586
i'd rather have a clean bowl, clean hands than my "meal" serves 2 seconds faster.

>> No.11643106

>>11634058
Are you 12

>> No.11643163
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11643163

With moves like this in the kitchen imagine what she could do if she picked up a pan.

>> No.11643195

>>11640963
>There are no numbers between the doubled points because the original set was infinite.
This is one of those things that feels false to me on a gut level but I don't have the mathematical expertise to attempt to disprove it.

>> No.11643211

>>11643163
She's 18 right?

>> No.11643221

>>11643195
>This is one of those things that feels false to me on a gut level but I don't have the mathematical expertise to attempt to disprove it.

It's more... "Infinite" isn't a real number, so intuitions that work for numbers don't work for infinities.

>> No.11643255

>>11643195
It's pretty fucky. If it helps, imagine you had a list of every number between 0 and 1, then you just went down it and wrote "x2" after each line. You wouldn't have any new lines appearing, and if you could think of a number that should fit in, you could just erase the "x2" and get back to the first list, where it must have been missing.

>> No.11643282

>>11643255
Regardless of that though, isn't the second set still a different infinity because there are twice as many points in it? Akin to the differences between the infinity of natural numbers and the infinity of integers, or the infinity of positive numbers vs the infinity of negative numbers vs the infinity of both positive and negative numbers.

>> No.11643298

>>11640331
Wrong. The infinite set of points in a 2 meter line would have a higher cardinality than a 1 meter line.

>> No.11643301

>>11643282
They've both got the same number of points. Think about the list analogy backwards, if you had the list of points in the second set, you could just write "x0.5" after every one to get the first set. Same list length, just written differently.

>> No.11643314

>>11643298
Nah dude, two times infinity is infinity. https://truebeautyofmath.com/lesson-10-infinity-times-2/

>> No.11643320

>>11640244
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

>> No.11643332

>>11643301
1 meter line and 2 meter line infinite sets would have the same number of elements from 0 to 1 until you go over 1 in which case the 2 meter line would still have uncounted elements in its set but the 1 meter line would have all of its elements counted. Thus the 2 meter line has more elements or points than the 1 meter line. You could say both sets are infinite but one set is of a greater size than another.

>> No.11643340

>>11643314
You know nothing of set theory. Look up Georg Cantor and his work.

>> No.11643342

>>11643340
>>11643332
Read the link, honestly.

>> No.11643346

>>11635153

Lol who would eat that, it's just agar plain ass jelly and sugar.

>> No.11643561
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>> No.11643579

>>11643561
Swiggity swooty look at that booty.

>> No.11643598

>>11643342
Not the poster you're replying to (I'm the one who kicked off today's discussion on this), and I think you're using that first link to prove too much. I would refer to lessons 13 and 14 on that same site.

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>> No.11643652

>>11643598
Yeah, that's probably the wrong page to link, as it's talking about aleph-0, but it seemed to be a well written introduction to that sort of reasoning about sets.

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>> No.11643665

>>11641905
>he cant tell the difference between livestock and companion animals
you might want to kys

>> No.11643673

>>11643652
The thing is though, by talking about all of the points between x and y you're shifting the conversation into real numbers, which is where multiple infinities start to come into play.

>> No.11643676

>>11634058
The guys in OP's webm are French though

>> No.11643684

>>11635547
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11643708

>>11643673
Right, but (a,b) = R. Any interval in the reals has the same cardinality as the entire set. The example that starts at the bottom of page 6 here is good: http://sites.millersville.edu/bikenaga/math-proof/cardinality/cardinality.pdf

>> No.11643763

>>11643211
>Tiktok
>18

>> No.11643812

>>11643708
Granting my prior ignorance and incorrectness on a lot of this, how the fuck does any of it ultimately wrap around the prove the original assertion in >>11636366 ?

>> No.11643914

>>11639684
>tomato soup and bread

Excuse me?

>> No.11643918

>>11642050
Who is kay? I need more awful videos.

>> No.11643948

>>11635920
As an american, americans belong in jail for foodcrimes.

>> No.11643960

>>11635931
It is authentic mexican food ese.

Viva la raza!

>> No.11644026

>>11639669
>)
underrated post

>> No.11644027

>>11639364
fucking chinks, that dog was probably alive when they boiled that poor doggo.
>nah bro, you eat meat too right? are you telling me that you don't torture to dead your meat in order to get "more flavor"? no? well, fuck you racist.
chinks need carpet bombing and we will get rid of those insectoids

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11644047

>>11643812
Oh, I don't know what the fuck that anon was on about. I entered the thread here >>11640963

>> No.11644049

>>11639684
>You Vs Me
>American stereotypes Vs An entire continent
U wot m8? It's almost insulting to actual asians that they have so little understanding of their own culture, that they have to take elements from multiple countries in asia just to compete with the US

>> No.11644051

>>11639364
looks delicious

>> No.11644113

>>11643561
*blocks ur path*

>> No.11644127

>>11640118
>implying other races don't eat shitty low prep/fast food
This was made by a self hating white person, or an ethnic people who thinks that KFC is fine dining

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>>11636859

>> No.11644273

>>11634534
This is how you fuck up your teeth

>> No.11644277

>>11643093
Eat the fucking food you pussy.

>> No.11644278

>>11640156
I asked my grandma if she had one once but she just called me a fag in spanish instead

>> No.11644281

>>11636232
newfriend detected

>> No.11644300

>>11643089
So the retards on here beat off and then give her money for being so quirky

>> No.11644310

>>11639684
I get the feeling that the person that is on the 'me' side is ass blasted

>> No.11644312

>>11644300
>neets have money
Sure, kid.

>> No.11644314

>>11640118
>mfw this was a joke video but /ck/ takes it to heart and gets angry

>> No.11644318

>>11644312
Neets don't but their parents do.

>> No.11644319

>>11644047
In the future robots will pinch our loafs for us

>> No.11644331

>>11639684
>I'm pretentious

>> No.11644334

>>11644314
Some people around here have thinner skins than a month old peeled tomato.

>> No.11644356

>>11644314
Look faggot if any other race was targeted then it would not be allowed.

NO ONE LIKES DOUBLE STANDARDS.

>> No.11644362

>>11640118
First they run their mouths about whites bitch and moaning because whites wanted spices from trade routes etc... then say that whites don't use any spices.

FUCK NIGGERS.
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK JEWS

>> No.11644430

>>11644356
>Look faggot if any other race was targeted then it would not be allowed.
This is how I know you've been here since the election

>> No.11644433

>>11644362
i am so sorry jamal hurt you anon

>> No.11644449

>>11644027
>chinks
>mudskin
the people in the vid are cambodian

>> No.11644451

>>11640244
She's a keeper.

>> No.11644453

>>11644430
I am not that anon but I have been here since the beginning of /ck/ and if you posted something like what is in that webm targeting a POC racial group you would many times get your post removed here.

>> No.11644460

>>11640702
They scrub it with grass what do you want some caviar to go with it

>> No.11644512

>>11644449
>asians area diffent
slant eyes are cancer

>> No.11644578

>check the webm to see what all the fuss is about
>it's a fucking children's puppet making cereal, pb&j and a frozen pizza
HOLY SHIT HOW IS SOMETHING SO OFFENSIVE ALLOWED I'M NOTIFYING THE FBI I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

>> No.11644584

>>11644578
>pb&j
When in it is in the jar it looks like peanut butter but what they actually spread looks more like pate.

>> No.11644666

>>11634574
Nothing wrong with this, do you not cook your breakfast on the way to work?
Gotta decrease that carbon footprint anon

>> No.11644674

>>11635153
Probably tastes awful, but great as a decoration or something with other food

>> No.11644679

>>11643918
Kays good cooking on youtube.

>> No.11644692

>>11639684
>wow, I can make the exact same thing and pretend that I'm better than everyone else
I want to say "the state of", but it's buzzfeet so no shit

>> No.11644696

>>11639714
I scream as a homeless child eats all my food

>> No.11644732

>>11639837
That one caught me off guard. Audibly keked at work.

>> No.11644750

>>11643561
These cattle have actually been genetically modified to have the myostatin gene inactivated resulting in muscular hypertrophy.

>> No.11644773

>>11639364
I can't imagine dog tasting very good.

>> No.11645000

>>11639684
AMERICA BAD

AMERICA NOT GOOD PLACE THEY DUMB

COLOR PPL HAVE STRONG CULTURE

WHITE MAN IS NOT GOOD

>> No.11645043

>>11643089
It's fucking raw.

>> No.11645056

>>11643664
Damn, that's some juicy chicken.

>> No.11645064

>>11645000
It's just a simple comparison. There's nothing presenting the other side as inherently better, just different. The fact that you see it that way suggests a catastrophic level of insecurity.

>> No.11645082

>>11642881
she looks like she fucks black dudes

>> No.11645169

>>11642089
>Dogs are smart and useful unlike farm animals
t. someone who has never been around farm animals. Cows are very inquisitive, and pigs are basically just big dogs if they've been raised around humans.

>> No.11645175

>>11643665
>he thinks that livestock animals are just robots or something
chicken, pigs, cows, and literally all animals used to being around humans are intelligent and can make just as fulfilling companions as dogs can.

>> No.11645259

>>11645064
i bet youre really fun at parties

>> No.11645307

>>11645259
You wouldn't have to guess if you ever got invited to one.

>> No.11646207

>>11643665
look, if you wanna be a fag then so be it. but at least be self-aware about it

>> No.11646222

>>11635442
Did she just dab?