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11630655 No.11630655 [Reply] [Original]

>you are now craving a burrito bowl from chipotle

>> No.11630658

I don't even know what that is

>> No.11630665
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>>11630658
>he's never heard of chipotle
what rock have you been living under?

>> No.11630675
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You are now breathing manually while reading this shitty thread

>> No.11630677

>>11630655

Never been in one, so nope

>> No.11631141

the game

>> No.11631147
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11631147

>you now want an enchilada from gyg

>> No.11631243

Do "people" really eat shit like that? That's what my trash bag's contents looked like after a few weeks when I had forgotten to take it out.

>> No.11631426

>>11630655
>>11630665
rather go to a taco truck instead

>> No.11631467

>>11630655
>Bowl
Like saving the 300 calories the tortilla adds makes a difference

>> No.11631475

>>11631467
>he doesn't eat the nutrient-rich bowl

>> No.11631479

>>11630655
>burrito bowl

Why do they do this? That's just a salad.

>> No.11631500

>>11631426
>taco truck
Those are disease ridden filth.

>> No.11631567

>>11630655
>bowl
I want that delicious torilla, you tongueless fuck

>> No.11631570

Can't crave something I've never had

>> No.11631788

>>11631467

300cal is more than 10% of your daily calories. God damn this is why Americans are fat

>> No.11631982

>>11631467
Retarded bitch, you get two tortillas on the side.

>> No.11632003

>>11631467
>eating flour

>> No.11632090

>>11631141
get fucked

>> No.11632091

>>11631982
The fuck? No Chipotle I've ever been to does that.

>> No.11632095

>>11631479
Well, the base of the burrito bowl is rice so no.

>> No.11632516

>>11632091
Have you tried asking?

>> No.11632519

>>11630655
chipotle? fuck no
now I could go for qdoba tho

>> No.11632524

Chipotle is bland, the meats are OK and portions large but overall a bland experience.

>> No.11632525

>>11631500
>implying Chipotle is sanitary

>> No.11632560

>>11631570
by definition of the word, you can

>> No.11632586

>>11632516
don't forget to ask for extra rice and extra beans as well

>> No.11632617

>>11630655
>le deconstructed burrito
Fuck off

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>>11630655
Absolutely pleb tier

>> No.11632735

>>11631467
Eating the bowl is negative calories.

>> No.11632814

moe's is better and you know it

>> No.11632875

>>11632814
moe's is easily the worst of the big 3

>> No.11632984

>>11630655
never had chipolte, never will.

>> No.11633000
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>>11632875

but yesterday they had moe monday. i got two entrees with chips, salsa and two drinks for $13. legit dinner for two. would never go to moe's on a day other than monday though.

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>>11632875

>baja fresh
>moe's
>chipotle
>qdoba
>california tortilla
>del taco
>pollo loco

>big 3

what did he mean by this?

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>>11631500
Motherfucker have you been paying attention to chipotle and how many times they’ve had an ecoli outbreak

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>>11632735
Like celery, right? Kappa

>> No.11633334

>>11633000
as opposed to illegitimate?
$13 for two is insane. I used to get KFC for 4 for $10

>> No.11633586

>>11633334
Chipotle is a lot better than kfc.

>> No.11633592

>>11633334
>i used to eat shit for $10

>> No.11633640

>>11630655
My butt thanks me for not going there anymore.

>> No.11633644

>>11630655
I never had it so how can I crave it?

>> No.11633696

>>11630655
Looks gross i hate beaner food.

>> No.11633835
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>>11633586
>Chipotle is a lot better than kfc.
Gonorrhea is lot better then bubonic plague.

>> No.11633851

>>11630655
that looks foul

>> No.11633920

>>11630655
My entire extended family loves Chipotle, and I don't get why. Like, last year during the Christmas holidays we got catering and everyone freaked out over this pretty mediocre tex mex.

>> No.11634210

>>11630655
Not really, Chipotle contributes millions to liberal causes and immediately fires managers based on out of context tweets by uppity dine-n-dashing niggers. They'd kowtow their gaping boypussy to the social justice crowd faster than Vice can think of a new foreign demographic to save from oppression.

>> No.11634225

>>11634210
Get out of this thread Drumpfftard.
Fuck off back to >>>/r/thedonald.

>> No.11634232

>>11634225
Is that from reddit? I don't go to reddit, that's for queers and minorities.

>> No.11634250
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>>11634232
>I don’t know about reddit
>it’s full of queers and minorities
Way to out yourself there, Reddit.

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>>11634250
>what is word of mouth

>> No.11634310

>>11633125
he probably thought it was business as usual since he was so used to shitting himself

>> No.11634388

>>11631467
>>11631479
>>11631567
>they don't realize you get more food with the bowl
the bowl is also less messy. better for eating in public.

>> No.11634394

>>11633006
>any of those outside the "big 3"
>relevant anywhere besides memeifornia

>> No.11634410

>>11634260
Nice damage control, retard
Fuck off back to Rebbit.
:^)

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>>11634410
Sure took you a long time to think of that retort.

>> No.11634479

I work here ask me anything

>> No.11634494

>>11630655
Nah.. last time I had that, my bowels craved an exist the speed of sound.

>> No.11634566

>>11634479
how do you make the carnitas taste so good?

>> No.11634589

>>11634566
I don't know, it comes in plastic bags, all we do is open the bags and dump it out into a pot to heat it up on the stovetop. I think juniper berries and thyme are involved

>> No.11634600

You know what, I amn't. What's weird is, I just ordered a burrito bowl for my infirm wife. Voodoo marketing, affecting me before I see it.

>> No.11634617

>>11634600
>I just ordered a burrito bowl for my infirm wife
Why don't you love your wife enough to cook for her?

>> No.11634624

>>11634617
At work. Besides, I've been cooking dinners.