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What if no one had ever thought to combine peanut butter and jelly before. But today you did for the first time. What would you do with this new information?

>> No.11615366

>>11615357
take it to my grave

>> No.11615372

>>11615357
Make a fortune selling it as a carnival gimmick food.

>> No.11615375

I would skip the jelly and make a peanut butter sandwich for lunch for every day of work in my life.

>> No.11615384

>>11615357
>jelly
I prefer jam

>> No.11615861

>>11615357
??? Add a banana and maybe some Nutella

>> No.11615885 [DELETED] 

I would my 4chan friends and then sit back and count the (You)s.

>> No.11615894

I would tell my 4chan friends and then sit back and count the (You)s.

>> No.11615907

>>11615357
Release the recipe to the public and get in the FBI witness protection program.

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>>11615357
>Peanut butter & jelly sandwich
Lol who the fuck eats this nonsense, no doubt the Americans.

With this information I'd go back to university and finish my PhD. Get a job as hedge fund manager in whatever financial centre probably South East Asia and pay a theoretical physicist a lot of money to figure out how to drag the earth to a black hole or warp space-time exactly in the centre distance and drop earth into a black hole. That way we could destroy some of the information about this retarded food but we'd also have to figure out how to trap every radio wave in deep space containing p&j information before it reaches any advanced civilization or we'd have to drop them into a black hole too.

>> No.11617113

Do Americans really eat that or is it a TV meme?

>> No.11617120

>>11615357
Drop it on the floor on accident.

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>>11617164
>Retard alert, retard alert.
The thread is about a sandwich eaten primarily by Americans, posted by an American. Of course I'm going to post about America in my reply you fucking doppy thick lunex.
>Retard alert, retard alert.

>> No.11617187

>>11615384
this desu
do americans really get canned jelly?

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>>11617164
>Americans unironically think it's jealously when they're being called out for retarded behaviour.
Cute.

>> No.11617219

>>11615357
Ejaculate in it then feed it to my girlfriend

>> No.11617220

>>11617187
It comes in jars. Only slack jawed inbred Muslim dick loving bongs call it jam

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>>11617518
Post the one where China's fucking America lol.

>Chinese sub pops up in the middle of an American navy exercise in American waters undetected, fires a missile into the sky and submerges unchallenged.

Embarrassing lol

>> No.11617640

>Imagine this being a regular meal for a kid
>Imagine growing up not knowing what actual food tastes like and only eating processed crap
No wonder americans are all fat and get diabetes and heart disease