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11608119 No.11608119 [Reply] [Original]

>want to order something that looks good on the menu
>can't because the name is something stupid like big momma's deluxe trailblazin' ring of fire pork chops

>> No.11608127

>>11608119
Do you have a speech impediment that prevents you from saying those words?
If so, just point to it on the menu and say"I'll have this, please".

>> No.11608136

>>11608119
That doesn't sound good, though.

>> No.11608137

>>11608119
I don't think I've ever gotten pork chops at a restaurant

>> No.11608139

>>11608127
I am legally required in my local area to spend less than 60 minutes at most restaurants so they take away the menu really fast

>> No.11608155

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.11608220

>>11608155
We serve food here, sir.

>> No.11608255

>>11608119
imagine being this insecure.

>> No.11608265

>>11608119
There used to be a restaurant in my town that called their lobster roll "I Love You A Lobster"

>> No.11608271

>I'll have the chicken schnitzel
>"Uh.. do you mean the Big Squacky Crumbed Chicken Schnitzel Happy Deluxe?"
There's only one chicken schnitzel on the menu, god damn it.

>> No.11608287

>>11608119
I know the feel.
I already feel like I'm half retarded eating there, but they want me to go along with that bullshit too. FUCK THEM!

>> No.11608291

>>11608119
Lmao fag, I bet you don't even go to sit down restaurants by yourself.

>> No.11608293

>>11608119
You’re retarded

>>11608127
Just do this

>>11608271
Or this

>> No.11608300

>>11608155
i'll have a big black thick long juicy veiny throbbing warm wide soft elongated burger please

>> No.11608307

>>11608119
Just say "I'll have the pork chops" you sperg

>> No.11608414

>>11608139
>"excuse me ma'am, I'd like to check the menu again please"

>> No.11608418

>>11608119
I usually pretend I'm foreign and don't speak English. I mime and point to what I want, or say simple words like "water" or "burger".

>> No.11608422

just use a shorthand term like big momma's or pork chops. they've taken that order a gorillion times so they'll know what you mean.

>> No.11608431

>>11608422
You'd think so, but they ask for clarification so often. More than half the time.

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11608606

>>11608119
point and grunt

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11608849

>>11608119
Anon, just bring the menu with you when you order and point at what you want

>> No.11608874

>>11608139
What the fuck is wrong with either you or your local area?

>> No.11608879

>>11608422
No. They get a kick out of making you say their stupid terms

>> No.11608897

>>11608418
Based and redpilled

>> No.11608942

>>11608300
>throbbing
>soft
oxymoron

>> No.11608991

>want a smoothie with some protein
>literally called a snoodleberry lizard
>”just a water, thanks”

>> No.11608996

>>11608991
just act like you think the name is mildly funny while giving the waiter a weird look like "wtf is this name"

>> No.11609034

>>11608879
Nope, in fact they they think nothing about you other than as a thing from which to extort tips.

>> No.11609041
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11609041

>oh that one sounds good
>sees name
>JUST

>> No.11609065

>>11609041
>i will have... uh... the gayest burger in town
>HEY EVERYONE GET A LOAD OF THIS HOMO

>> No.11609071

>>11608220
one bad yelp review coming right up

>> No.11609173

>>11608119
>Nr. 17 and a medium diet coke please.

>> No.11609179

>>11609041
>Enough said
>Says some more

God. Damn. It.

>> No.11609309

>>11609041
holy fuck those prices are a total rip off

>> No.11609943

>>11608139
seriously what the fuck kind of legal requirement is that?
Do all the servers spot you as you walk in?
>Quick! it's Anon, start the timer!

>> No.11609957

>>11609309
welcome to small town restaurants
garbage food with the prices and memes of an instagram bait coastie restaurant