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11600393 No.11600393[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to met my internet bf for the first time!!! What should I make for him so I can earn a kiss??

>> No.11600398

>>11600393
Before I answer. Are you a girl?

>> No.11600400

>>11600393
don't struggle, it will only hurt more

>> No.11600401

>>11600393
Catfish.

>> No.11600407
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11600407

Anything with this.

>> No.11600409

Honestly, you should go all out with appetizers and dessert. Also having some cocktails wouldn’t be a bad idea either

>> No.11600412

>>11600393
make his favorite :D

>> No.11600422
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>>11600398
Wh-why does that matter?

>>11600400
What do you mean???

>>11600401
No!

>> No.11600427

>>11600407
Don't post memes desu

>>11600409
Cocktails? But what if I get tipsy?~

>>11600412
Not helpful >:(

>> No.11600432

>>11600422
>Wh-why does that matter?
It matters. Now answer.

>> No.11600436

>>11600432
It's not important!!1!

>> No.11600437

Piss off, weebs.

>> No.11600438

>>11600427
hes your boyfriend and you don't even know what his favorite meal is?

>> No.11600446
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>>11600437
>insulting anime fanatics on an anime bbs
Why are you even on this website?

>> No.11600452

>>11600438
agreed, real thoughtful of you to not have asked at some point

>> No.11600454

>>11600438
>>11600452
H-hey! It j-just never came up okay?!

>> No.11600457

>>11600393
don't overthink it, make a steak, only beta fags don't like steak and you don't want a beta man

>> No.11600459

>>11600454
you're gross.

>> No.11600461

>>11600457
But he's vegan

>> No.11600462

a thread died for this

>> No.11600465
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>>11600461

>> No.11600487

>>11600459
That pretty rude desu. Please delete your message

>> No.11600491
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11600491

You should stare at him in a menacing way and call him a stinking dog.

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11600493

Make him a handjob sandwich.

>> No.11600495

>>11600436
You better answer or be known as OP the faggot for the rest of your life.

>> No.11600499
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11600499

Make him some cupcakes..... With sprinkles

>> No.11600502

>>11600461
Mold vegan protein products into a fake steak shape and then sear it. He'll luv tha.

>> No.11600509
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11600509

Nutty bars are the way to a man's heart

>> No.11600513
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11600513

Schloppy joes, extra schloppy!

>> No.11600518

>>11600491
Thats mean!

>>11600493
Lewd! >~<

>>11600495
Please stop!!!

>>11600499
I might just do that, thank you!~

>>11600502
Sounds pricey desu

>>11600509
Mom won't let me buy those after what happened last time...

>>11600513
No!

>> No.11600521
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11600521

Something bready with a couple dips for before the lewds
Pasta with sauteed winter veggies and some fruit salad for after
If you're a bad cook in the first place you probably wont trick anyone though

>> No.11600524

Make soup.

>> No.11600529
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A nice refreshing glass of cold water

>> No.11600536
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11600536

FUCK TRAPS AND FUCK FEMININITY

>> No.11600541

oh my god why are homos such fucking attention whores. go away. it's so annoying jesus.

>> No.11600544

>>11600487
Nah, you're really gross.
Disgusting.
Creepy.
Fake.

>> No.11600545
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>>11600518
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION ARE YOU A GIRL!!! I DON'T WANT TITS I'LL BELIEVE YOU IF YOU JUST TELL ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!! YOU'RE A HOMOFAGGOT UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!!!!!

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11600548

Dump the boys and stick with girls. They're much more cute and they smell better

>> No.11600549

>>11600545
he's not a girl now fuck off and stop bumping this shit thread.

>> No.11600550

This thread is off topic.

>> No.11600551

Wtf, I love anime now!

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>>11600446
Checkmate, cunt.

>> No.11600554

>>11600549
Fuck off nigger I won't OP to answer.

>> No.11600557

>>11600461
>>11600461
If he's vegan I'd suggest some pasta. How good are your cooking skills? Also OP don't let these people get to you. I think it's cool that you found someone online and I hope everything works well between you two.

>> No.11600558

>>11600536
>Fuck femininity
Guess you like the large burly manly types like a true faggot dont ya?

>> No.11600559

I don't mind that he's a faggot but he's asking what to cook for a vegan. That's some next level degeneracy.