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11590033 No.11590033 [Reply] [Original]

>slaps your mayo on the ass
What do you do?

>> No.11590037

omg someone shoop a little hellmans mayo on a couch lmao

>> No.11590042

J U S T

>> No.11590069

>>11590037
Huh??

>> No.11590100

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/the-future-of-high-tech-meat-substitutes
Just saw this on a news article. Bretty gud.

>> No.11590123
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>>11590033
Da fuq is Hampton Creek flavored mayo?

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>>11590037
Sensible chuckle

>> No.11590183

>>11590033
slap it on the ass, and ask if it wants to share the mayo

>> No.11590191
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>>11590037
From an earlier thread.

>> No.11590367

>>11590033
>just mayo
>label clearly disproves it's own claim
What did they mean by this?

>> No.11590445

>>11590367
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Mayo#Labelling_controversy

>On October 31, 2014, Unilever (parent company of competing brand Hellmann's/Best Foods) filed a lawsuit against Hampton Creek for false advertising, arguing that Just Mayo cannot be marketed as mayonnaise because it does not meet the definition of the product specified by the Food and Drug Administration. The FDA requires that "mayonnaise" contain 65% vegetable oil and at least one egg yolk-containing ingredient; Just Mayo contains ingredients such as pea protein, beta-carotene, and modified food starch, none of which are used in mayonnaise according to FDA standards.

> In August 2015, the FDA sent Hampton Creek a formal warning that Just Mayo's labeling was misleading due to the product not meeting the standards for "mayonnaise", and because of wording on the packaging and promotional materials that contained an "implied health claim that these products can reduce the risk of heart disease due to the absence of cholesterol," which cannot be included as it contains too much fat to be promoted with such statements.

>In December 2015, Hampton Creek announced that it had agreed to revise its packaging for Just Mayo in order to comply with the FDA's recommendations. The new label contains more prominent statements surrounding the nature of the product, and contains an explanation that the word "Just" in the product's name is defined as being "guided by reason, justice, and fairness."

Vegans BTFO

>> No.11590461

>>11590033
Peri peri, Aoili, Lime cilantro, how does garlic honey sound?

>> No.11590470

>>11590191
I'll admit, it gave me a bit of a laugh.

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11590680

>>11590445
Surprise, surprise, the FDA, bought and owned by Carnists United, rules against vegan products.

>> No.11590690

>>11590680
>Call something mayo
>It's not mayo
>Got told to change it
Wow, what bullshit.

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>>11590690
>tastes exactly like mayo
>hellmans attacks due to rising stock of J U S T
>JUST back on shelves selling out of its 3 months of manufacturing backlog
>salty Hellmans says it will pull all products unless JUST is removed from store
>Target and other stores say fuck off and nothing happens
J U S T

>> No.11591123
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>>11591121
>>tastes exactly like mayo

>> No.11591135

>>11591123
Try it. You be surprised. It has a little more lemon flavor added and tastes amazing.

>> No.11591158
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11591158

>>11591123
>removes egg
>the most cancerous food other than dairy
>removes dairy
>profit
>corporate attacks
Man the aninal agriculture industry is seething

>> No.11592480

>>11590037
Kek

>> No.11592495

>fake mayo
>company that makes it is literally called JUST

>> No.11592787

>>11591158
>eggs
>bad
?

>> No.11592804
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>>11590033

>> No.11592823

>>11590033
>Having one of these when you could just have a jar of mayo and mix it with any of your sauces

>> No.11593287

>>11590033
It's good, I'd be interested if they start selling the pea shoot protein on its own as an emulsifier that isn't egg based (don't much care for the taste of eggs) so people who make their own sauce in large batches could do the same thing.

>> No.11593295

>>11590033
How can they call something that explicitly is not mayo "mayo", legally speaking?

>> No.11593319

>>11593295
but what is mayo? In the US It's fully up to the FDA to decide, so it really could mean anything depending on the lobbyists. It's not like Eruope's DOP products which have very strict guidelines based on the traditional method, here its a very legalistic/statistical method.

>> No.11593337

>>11593319
How is the "traditional" method better than the "legal" method? Mayo traditionally has eggs so this isn't mayo.

>> No.11593347

>>11591158
>eggs
>cancerous
>dairy
>cancerous
What in either eggs or dairy is a carcinogen?

>> No.11593363

>>11593337
I'm not saying it is, it's something I've had to deal with taking courses on copyright law. The answer is: we don't know. It might be the same in practice but theory is where the law is made.

Though the campaign against it was purely for commercial reasons, Unilever got scared that it'd take away sales and ran to the FDA

>> No.11593391

>>11593363
The ends can justify the means. Unilever might have had selfish motives but at the end of the day Just Mayo was more or less misleading customers. So it's a win for consumers too.

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>> No.11593591

>>11590033
>Canola Oil is main ingredient
>Mayo
pick one

>> No.11593619

>>11590690
Mayo is not a legally defined term, which is why they only got a warning and why they can just continue using it with some more small print. There's some wiggleroom there.

>> No.11593632

>>11591121
>>11591135
>tastes exactly like mayo
big if true

>> No.11593635

>>11590123
crawdad and mud flavor

>> No.11593675

>>11593591
as opposed to soy? sounds good to me man

>> No.11593727

>>11593675
There's also sunflower oil, light olive oil and safflower oil for cheap oils with little flavour. Canola is good too though.

>> No.11594263

>>11590033
does it fry like mayo? I've been recently enjoying my grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter.

>> No.11594268

>>11590033
Not mayo, dumb veganigger. Stop letting companies lie to you because you think animals feel.

>> No.11594271

>>11594263
It's not mayo so no.

>> No.11594274

>>11593295
Because dumb veganiggers buy it by the gallon to prove how "compasionate" they are all the while lining the pockets of millionare fatcats taking advatage of the latest food fad.

>> No.11594280
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>>11590037
srry its shit

>> No.11594402

>>11593347
The blood on your hands from the deaths of thousands of innocent animals is bad for your wellbeing

>> No.11594434

>>11594402
Bold of you to assume any animals are innocent.

>> No.11594479

>>11594280
Wew lad, the bow really ties it all together.

>> No.11595021

>>11590033
I make my own mayo. It doesn't even take 5 minutes and it's always better than store bought.

>> No.11595031

>>11590033
JUST

>> No.11595085

>>11592804
All of the Boar's Head gourmaise and other sauces are fucking incredible EXCEPT!!!
EXCEPT their horseradish sauce. It's sweet and not spicy and doesn't taste like horseradish. It was a great big let down for how good their other stuff is.

>>11593337
Mayo is just emulsified oil. It commonly uses eggs but it doesn't have to have them. The point of mayo is that it is emulsified oil, not that it is eggs.

>> No.11596387

>just mayo
>has shit added to it
what a shit name

>> No.11597987
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11597987

>>11590033
I've only ever had supermarket mayo and it is always fucking disgusting.
Is real non-processed chemical mayo actually good or will I be just as put off by it?

>> No.11598284

>>11591158
>eggs & dairy
>bad
Proof that veganism is a mental illness

>> No.11598297

>>11590033
>hampton creek flavor

mmmm factory runoff and fertilizer

>> No.11598309

>>11594263
yes it does. it is exactly the same as mayo with egg.

>> No.11598310
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11598310

>>11590033
this shit whoops all those mayos asses

>> No.11598311

>>11590033
Double dubs checked.

Do nothing. Mayo doesn't bruise and doesn't have feelings.

>> No.11598325

>>11598309
Except it tastes nothing like mayo.

>> No.11598342

>>11590033
I was tricked into buying that shit once. Just once

>> No.11598400

>>11597987
Yeah, pretty easy to make too

>> No.11598428

>>11598325
Yes it does.

>> No.11598993

>just mayo
>adds stuff to it
Okay

>> No.11598999

>>11594280
Haha

>> No.11600329

>>11590037
kek