WEBM Thread: Christmas Edition

File: 2.88 MB, 480x480, Christmas Appetizers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

WEBM Thread: Christmas Edition Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:01:54 2018 No.11554923 [Reply] [Original]

Bountiful stockings for Christmas related webms and OC. Coal for reposters and pagans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:10:01 2018 No.11554947 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Tis the season then.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there's a world record for eating an Advent Calendar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:17:40 2018 No.11554967 >>11554947 Mmrph... click... AHHHHHHH I love the LA beast

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:36:06 2018 No.11555016 File: 2.92 MB, 540x428, 24 year old Ecto Cooler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11554967 The Beast is pretty amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:38:18 2018 No.11555028 File: 571 KB, 1280x720, jack cracks open a cold one.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 02:44:12 2018 No.11555039 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Snow Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:00:58 2018 No.11555079 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:01:35 2018 No.11555081 >>11555028 >>11555079 Look who's getting coal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:03:51 2018 No.11555087 File: 196 KB, 640x360, gumspit while driving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555081

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:08:00 2018 No.11555095 File: 2.71 MB, 716x720, Christmas Tree.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:24:45 2018 No.11555124 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, mexican hot dog disaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:54:29 2018 No.11555170 File: 315 KB, 720x404, pork and rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:54:59 2018 No.11555172 >>11555124 When I think it's over, he adds something else

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:56:06 2018 No.11555174 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:56:29 2018 No.11555175 >>11555124 why are mexicans like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 03:58:25 2018 No.11555178 File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, World’s Most Expensive Avocado Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:01:46 2018 No.11555186 >>11555172 >>11555124 >>11555175 There's literally nothing wrong with that webm. Honestly just looks ike some shit you would find in a county fair

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:02:22 2018 No.11555187 anyone has the chicken casserole webm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:04:04 2018 No.11555192 >>11555178 this is so annoying to watch

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:05:14 2018 No.11555195 >>11555186 ok juan

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:12:54 2018 No.11555206 >>11555124 what's the first thing they put?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:15:25 2018 No.11555213 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, mexican doritos and ramen dorilocos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555175

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:18:24 2018 No.11555217 File: 1.57 MB, 640x640, mexican cuisine4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555213 i would eat that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 04:22:20 2018 No.11555229 File: 1.97 MB, 640x640, tacos trompo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 05:08:13 2018 No.11555326 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, authentic mexican enchiladas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 05:50:29 2018 No.11555406 File: 23 KB, 280x373, 1487793038046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555326 >Milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 05:53:46 2018 No.11555413 >>11555326 I mean, it would probably taste like any other Mexican dish, because it has all the same ingredients minus tortillas, but just fuckin why make it like that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 06:03:49 2018 No.11555437 >>11555206 Sand, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 06:19:03 2018 No.11555463 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555406

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 06:27:24 2018 No.11555484 >>11555028 Hate when that happens. Weak wrists

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 06:45:41 2018 No.11555507 File: 16 KB, 300x225, 1491048391894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555484 Are you saying my wrists are weak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 06:50:02 2018 No.11555521 >>11555170 looks like death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 07:21:17 2018 No.11555577 File: 578 KB, 677x677, 1499063927719.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone know what happened to the youtube channel cooking alone? Shes delted all her vids for some reason >pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 07:52:37 2018 No.11555642 >>11555186 It was made by some random tweaker at a county fair, so that makes it okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 07:55:18 2018 No.11555651 >>11554947 That's nothing. He holds the title for most ghost peppers eaten in under a minute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:29:04 2018 No.11555751 File: 158 KB, 1600x1236, 1516415350287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11554923 >BAKE >doesn't say for how long or at what temp guess i just gotta follow my heart on that front

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:51:01 2018 No.11555809 File: 2.04 MB, 640x360, Mjolk Unboxing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:54:43 2018 No.11555816 File: 2.95 MB, 956x480, mexican cuisine 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555186 t. carlos

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 08:58:30 2018 No.11555827 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, not satire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:01:25 2018 No.11555834 File: 1.69 MB, 832x458, wine chug.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:09:38 2018 No.11555862 >>11555039 Why does this make me so fucking angry

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:14:50 2018 No.11555876 >>11555834 Why does this make me so fucking horny

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:44:33 2018 No.11555945 >>11555039 Fuck xD Epic Meme Win

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:49:42 2018 No.11555962 >>11555876 Because you're a virgin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:51:00 2018 No.11555965 >>11555834 Man, look at that fucking room. You KNOW they had to buy those screens on credit with some retarded interest from the store. Total fucking trash. >>11555876 Yeah, same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:55:31 2018 No.11555972 >>11555124 He could double productivity just by getting a bigger spoon. Also that is an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 09:59:06 2018 No.11555980 >>11555178 OMG!!! So freaking epic xDD

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 10:00:03 2018 No.11555984 >>11555965 >total trash I agree, but the fact that she's drinking barefoot wine was the only clue you needed

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 10:06:15 2018 No.11555999 >>11555984 Yeah. She has that same broad clownsmile as Aurora Snow too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:01:53 2018 No.11556123 >>11555834 >>11555876 >>11555965 sad fags drinking is for trash people

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:08:02 2018 No.11556145 >>11555174 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:10:44 2018 No.11556149 File: 2.86 MB, 406x720, what are health and safety regulations.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:11:13 2018 No.11556153 >>11555577 quads dubs. deserved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:11:47 2018 No.11556154 >>11555326 This reminds of one of those prison food concoctions they make out of ramen and other snack foods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:13:17 2018 No.11556159 File: 8 KB, 277x182, 1536015535965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555174 Gib eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:19:58 2018 No.11556183 >>11555175 Because chilangos are excessive degenerates who can't have a little bit of boundaries nor good taste. They are the 'beaners" equivalent of Méjico.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:24:19 2018 No.11556194 >>11555326 CHINGADA MADRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:31:43 2018 No.11556232 >>11555028 Wtf? Why does he need that giant ass thing to open a bottle, and still spill it? In my country everybody just uses a lighter or spoon or something. I don't even know if I own a bottle opener. Cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 11:42:39 2018 No.11556288 >>11556232 It gets better when you realize blue moon is a screwtop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:18:22 2018 No.11556407 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, Big Mac Tonight.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556232 Being proud of living in a poor country is a strange thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:22:28 2018 No.11556421 >>11555809 What bothers me more than spilled milk is that he almost cuts in his hand at the start.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:34:07 2018 No.11556460 >>11556288 Dios mío you are right. You can even see the grooves in the vid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:48:57 2018 No.11556516 >>11556232 where u from ? I'd say austria or balkan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:50:05 2018 No.11556522 >>11555827 fuck. what a disgusting display super power by 2020!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:52:51 2018 No.11556531 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Drunk Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 12:59:47 2018 No.11556555 >>11556531 Broccoli ramen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:35:29 2018 No.11556698 File: 2.86 MB, 1000x538, 1543624559021.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:37:46 2018 No.11556706 >>11556698 Does the short one rape the other? Gonna need some sauce here waiter

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:40:36 2018 No.11556716 >>11556698 This is at least the second webm thread where you have posted this off topic garbage. Explain yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:41:12 2018 No.11556718 >>11556698 this is good food

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:42:44 2018 No.11556725 >>11556698 I'm aroused.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:44:57 2018 No.11556736 >>11556698 hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:47:30 2018 No.11556750 >>11555174 How much for an egg sandwich bro?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:47:43 2018 No.11556751 >>11555028 >screw top

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:49:33 2018 No.11556762 >>11555039 Sure love munching on whole peppercorns with my hard boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 13:52:27 2018 No.11556772 >>11556706 HEY WAITER I SAID I NEED SOME SAUCE GOD DAMN IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:21:15 2018 No.11556873 File: 2.95 MB, 960x516, 1416850261098.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556706 >>11556716 >>11556718 >>11556725 >>11556736 it's from a movie called young and wild https://my.mixtape.moe/qgwhcp.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:22:54 2018 No.11556877 >>11556873 Ok. You can still go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:37:01 2018 No.11556929 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, Gumball Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:37:15 2018 No.11556931 File: 36 KB, 245x245, 1501199517562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556531 Red onions aren't cooked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:40:31 2018 No.11556942 >>11556929 >wasting food kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:42:42 2018 No.11556952 >>11554947 What is he eating? What is an advent calendar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:43:50 2018 No.11556956 >>11555170 If I made something like this and showed my grandma she would shoot me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:43:52 2018 No.11556957 >>11556952 An advent calendar is a common Christmas item for children. It has twenty five doors, each containing a piece of chocolate. The idea is a you get to open one each day of December as a countdown towards Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:44:54 2018 No.11556961 File: 33 KB, 246x256, 5010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555217 >greasy tortillas thanks for reminding me that I live above a mexican restaurant but am too poor at the moment to actually buy anything from there

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:46:05 2018 No.11556964 >>11555827 Gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:46:35 2018 No.11556966 >>11555876 Low standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:47:41 2018 No.11556972 >>11556531 Holy shit everything here looks fucking bland as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:48:36 2018 No.11556979 File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, World Record Maple Syrup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555651 And maple syrup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:53:31 2018 No.11557000 >>11556873 >>11556698 looks Jewish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:54:34 2018 No.11557003 >>11556957 Uh then what is so impressive about what he's doing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:57:48 2018 No.11557013 File: 66 KB, 644x422, dia_sweat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11554947 >>11555016 >>11556979 Imagine Kevin gagging and vomiting on your dick haha

Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:57:49 2018 No.11557016

>>11556972
The foods themselves I'm sure are all good (minus Germany, the fuck is that?), but the guy prepping it either fucked up the recipes or just slapped the lowest quality, prepackaged shit he could find together. I guess it's kinda trying to hit that you're drunk and don't give a fuck so might be something you'll throw together at home after getting back from the bar, but not sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 14:59:41 2018 No.11557021 >>11557016 I meant the way they made the foods themselves. I know that if I went to the country or to a restaurant that made them it would look nice but what ever clickbait site made that video can't cook for shit

Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:00:59 2018 No.11557028

>>11557003
He holds the world record for fasting time for completing it. Think he beat the previous record for doing so. It's with Guinness, they have ridiculous rules like he can only eat one piece at a time, must swallow it and show the judge and he can't rip the doors off. Try doing it yourself, faggot, bet you'll do better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:03:00 2018 No.11557038 >>11557021 Gottcha. Yeah, I was kinda surprised at that German abomination. Thought they'd have a little more tact since they are well known for their sausages, but ketchup brat and mayo fries as a national dish sounds horrible and I'm American.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:06:21 2018 No.11557051 >>11557038 no, the germans do eat that. stop putting europeans on a pedestal, everyone eats junk food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:08:56 2018 No.11557065 >>11555039 >whole peppercorns Should've used balsamic vinegar pearls instead of creating a "mouthrape for the sake of presentation" dish, but seems like he doesn't know how to cook and is really just trying to put on a show.

Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:10:29 2018 No.11557070

>>11557051
I'm not putting anyone in a pedestal, I'm simply saying for a country that is known for it's sausages I wouldn't expect them to dump ketchup and mayo all over the entire plate. I have no qualms with junkfood, but that sounds disgusting and for a country that prides itself in sausages didn't think they would ruin them that terribly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:21:54 2018 No.11557110 >>11555124 This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:22:56 2018 No.11557114 >>11556145 First day here? We've been calling that for weeks, dumbass newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:28:26 2018 No.11557123 >>11557114 I think it's the guy who came up with it, going around telling people to name it that so he can be proud of his shitty name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 15:37:59 2018 No.11557158 >>11556407 this is the only webum that really grinds my gears for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 17:32:49 2018 No.11557695 >>11555174 How does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:00:17 2018 No.11558080 >>11556698 >food & cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:08:46 2018 No.11558129 >>11556929 I understand it now: this type of thing is for people who don't really have a sense of humor - like, they can't tell when something isn't funny - but they still sort of enjoy laughing at things every now and again

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:11:40 2018 No.11558143 >>11555124 Mexicans were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:12:32 2018 No.11558149 >>11555751 follow the instructions on the dough, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:15:54 2018 No.11558158 >>11555217 >Bare brown hands No thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:16:19 2018 No.11558161 >>11554923 those hands remind me of longing for a female companion

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:22:42 2018 No.11558182 >>11556149 Wtf is hanging behind him, looks like a greyhound

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:23:17 2018 No.11558183 >>11558161 Agree, I came.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:26:30 2018 No.11558192 File: 2.70 MB, 960x540, 1543605470681.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556929 never post here again

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:28:17 2018 No.11558196 >>11558192 this is wrong oyakodon is when a mother and daughter get banged at the same time by someone that isn't either of their husbands

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:29:20 2018 No.11558202 >>11558196 Hot, post examples

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:30:24 2018 No.11558205 >>11558202 https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=oyakodon&f_apply=Apply+Filter

Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:35:46 2018 No.11558220
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>>11555577
Apparently everybody blames me. But I think it was just because someone else found out what exact store she goes to because her last video showed the packaging that had the information on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:42:33 2018 No.11558246 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, juicy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is my chicken a little overdone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:50:30 2018 No.11558273 >>11556531 It's like buzzfeed goes out of their way to make food look like shit in their videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 19:56:15 2018 No.11558290 >>11556123 t. 4chan user

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:01:45 2018 No.11558312 >>11558192 why is jap food always FUCKING RAW GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DO YOU NOT HAVE STOVES fish is good raw BUT COOK YOUR EGGS GOD DAMN IT AAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:01:48 2018 No.11558313 >>11555174 Why does he look so surly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:03:54 2018 No.11558320 >>11555206 Sugar. Americans love dey sweety

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:09:21 2018 No.11558351 >>11555172 The ride never ends,bruh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:13:47 2018 No.11558367 >>11556407 >purchasing a specific tool for an act of leverage so basic literal apes can do it I bet you're one of those spastics who buys pre-chopped onions as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:14:09 2018 No.11558368 >>11555834 I love you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:15:00 2018 No.11558373 >>11555039 closed the vid as soon as I saw the fucking hands

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:15:56 2018 No.11558378 >>11556232 >uses a lighter This. It also impresses the beta

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:21:48 2018 No.11558401 >>11555827 >why use 2 sticks when you have 5 fingers truly the one Asian country that deserves superpower status

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 20:24:18 2018 No.11558420 >>11555834 total despair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:14:09 2018 No.11558626 >>11558183 i did not come. only a woman's touch can satisfy me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:26:33 2018 No.11558694 >>11557013 So this is what Diamondfags are into....

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 21:50:19 2018 No.11558809 >>11558312 Fuck off you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 22:21:22 2018 No.11558920 File: 129 KB, 567x567, 1540145275969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556698

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 2 23:45:09 2018 No.11559295 >>11556751 you can't even make this shit up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:55:49 2018 No.11559544 >>11555028 Jesus Christ those are fucking twist off caps

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 03:03:47 2018 No.11559912 >>11554923 >muh mozarella >muh bacon >muh egg wash at this point they are all ironic right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 03:53:28 2018 No.11560009 File: 2.62 MB, 980x820, 1534241721225.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556698 this makes me feel uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 05:07:50 2018 No.11560100 >>11556957 The chocolate is a relatively recent addition, but it's now so commonplace that it's extremely difficult to get the versions without chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 06:51:17 2018 No.11560252 >>11560100 >it's extremely difficult to get the versions without chocolate You mean like an entirely empty one? Because booze/jewellery/toy ones seem pretty common.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:06:28 2018 No.11560272 >>11560100 the chololate has been around for decades

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:08:25 2018 No.11560273 >>11560252 by 'extremely difficult' he means there aren't massive stacks of them in every possible line of sight in your local tesco metro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:39:45 2018 No.11560334 >>11557000 Trips confirms

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:07:00 2018 No.11560409 >>11557028 he also needs to go in order from door 1 to 25

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 09:24:30 2018 No.11560578 >>11555174 But how does he Get out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 10:12:16 2018 No.11560697 File: 32 KB, 336x376, 1512966728229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11557013

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 10:24:32 2018 No.11560726 >>11556407 >bottle openers are sign of wealth Danes are fully adept at opening beer bottles with anything but a bottle opener, from the age of 12.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 10:29:34 2018 No.11560739 >>11554947 Looks like he's eating motherboard components. kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:26:09 2018 No.11560901 >>11558220 Thank you so much asshole. And fuck you too dino tendie

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:31:38 2018 No.11560922 >>11555463 I really love mayonnaise on the side but man this nearly made me puke

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:35:45 2018 No.11560940 >>11556531 Döner was invented in Germany iirc. Doubt the authenticity (well it is Buzzfeed after all)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:37:59 2018 No.11560952 >>11557016 >(minus Germany, the fuck is that?) Currywurst is actually amazing if you get good ground meat to make the sausage. And then you really never overcook it to the point it gets black. Whoever did this really had no idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:40:38 2018 No.11560963 >>11556698 It happened to me another time. It was a crowded train in winter. Felt comfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 11:41:27 2018 No.11560969 >>11558246 I can count the salmonella from here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 13:26:55 2018 No.11561378 File: 57 KB, 750x500, rowland_walsh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11556979 OH CANADAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 13:39:14 2018 No.11561426 File: 132 KB, 1206x710, kek2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560901 Sorry man. I also enjoyed her vids, wish she didn't get scared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 13:52:30 2018 No.11561488 >>11555028 >nobody notices the bottle opener is on the other side

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 14:07:41 2018 No.11561548 >>11555965 Dude, even an autist could deduce she's a college student. Probably pregaming or with her sorority sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:06:00 2018 No.11561779 >>11561488 >the bottle opener is on the other side Fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:44:42 2018 No.11561965 >>11561426 >still posting his own screenshots I'm glad the ugly slut that was Cooking Alone will be forgotten and will your sad attempts at being remembered on a Chinese dog racing forum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:26:25 2018 No.11562098 File: 106 KB, 1440x1440, 1541999102519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11561965 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 16:31:01 2018 No.11562113 >>11555186 gotta go back, paco

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 17:50:39 2018 No.11562432 >>11556931 there's no cheese sauce or aioli or onions on chips and cheese they would know that if they had even Googled it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:26:03 2018 No.11562798 >>11556961 Work something out with them. Maybe do some dishes or clean some tables in exchange for food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 19:30:46 2018 No.11562818 >>11556232 He had a stroke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:51:11 2018 No.11563609 File: 20 KB, 369x263, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555028 >>11555079 >>11555087

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 03:12:21 2018 No.11564619 >>11558182 goat most likely

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:25:17 2018 No.11564971 File: 27 KB, 288x252, 1501996661187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555178 >le quirky hands! look at em go! XD

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 06:29:17 2018 No.11564980 File: 3 KB, 125x91, 1468702847606s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555809 >Mjölk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 13:53:58 2018 No.11566305 File: 2.91 MB, 480x360, LA Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11557013 haha that would be gross

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 14:45:55 2018 No.11566495
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>>11558367
>owning cutlery when you can just eat with your hands
>buying meat when you can just hunt your own
>owning a house and paying taxes for water and gas when you can just live in a cave and heat stuff on a campfire and dig a well for water

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:08:46 2018 No.11566595 File: 3 KB, 100x125, 1526200520955s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11558246 makes me sick to my stomach

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 18:05:09 2018 No.11567261 >>11555809 >VI BEHÖVER BARA HALVA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:28:10 2018 No.11568117 >>11560100 >but it's now so commonplace that it's extremely difficult to get the versions without chocolate you mean a fucking calendar?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:30:22 2018 No.11568128 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Average Mexican Drink.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11568117 A non-chocolate advent calendar, you nincompoop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:32:17 2018 No.11568139 >>11568128 that's called a calendar, just a regular old calendar

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:34:05 2018 No.11568149
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>>11568139
You can get advent calendars with other things in them you dunderhead. I bought an advent calendar filled with wine this year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:35:23 2018 No.11568162 >>11568149 what the fuck are you, a 43 year old aunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:36:04 2018 No.11568166 File: 28 KB, 320x320, 1337398763769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11568162 >get proved wrong >resort to insults

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:37:29 2018 No.11568171 >>11568166 well obviously there are advent calendars with different things inside, but saying "an advent calendar without chocolate" just makes people think it's fucking empty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:08:16 2018 No.11568294 >>11568128 thats just a huge as fuck Moscow Mule... Give me 30 and ill drain it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:10:20 2018 No.11568304 >>11555186 poor jaime's feeling homesick

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:10:25 2018 No.11568305 [DELETED]

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>>11566305
>tfw ywn give Kevin a sloppy bj while he takes his tridaily explosive diarrhea
Why even live at this point desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:31:08 2018 No.11568371 >>11560009 KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:32:53 2018 No.11568381 File: 215 KB, 569x612, 1541668695648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11557013 >>11568305 >avatarfagging on 4channel

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:42:57 2018 No.11568422 >>11568381 >posting any anime on 4channel Go back to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 22:46:48 2018 No.11568433 File: 51 KB, 220x273, treeki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555028 everything everything he fucks up EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:30:49 2018 No.11568613 File: 531 KB, 2128x2128, IMG_20181121_135050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11558196 >mother daughter >chicken egg HMMMMMMM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 23:51:09 2018 No.11568686 File: 2.70 MB, 480x576, pull_apart_tender.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 02:38:04 2018 No.11569179 File: 1.99 MB, 480x576, mad knife skillz.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11555079

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 02:50:43 2018 No.11569209 >>11555028 is this before or after the stroke? if its before lmao, if its after I feel a little bit bad about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:23:48 2018 No.11569297 Wow. /ck/ finally has new webms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:27:37 2018 No.11569300 >>11556407 Why? Being proud of your place of birth is the most natural thing there is. Abandoning your place of birth because things are easier somewhere else is what is strange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:27:39 2018 No.11569301 File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, unamerican_eating_tamales.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:30:50 2018 No.11569307 >>11556698 Something like this happened to me once. She shouted at me and then other people started shouting at me and I had to get off at the next station before they called the cops or bashed me or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:31:32 2018 No.11569310 >>11569301 wtf is going on

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:37:52 2018 No.11569324 >>11569310 the sriracha was too spicy for the amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:40:25 2018 No.11569330 >>11569300 who cares if it's natural, it's stupid. being proud of shit you have no control over is beta

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:40:58 2018 No.11569332 >>11569310 he tried to eat it without unwrapping it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 04:00:21 2018 No.11569366 >>11569332 ahhh. haha what a dumb

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 06:52:51 2018 No.11569720 >>11569300 If you think it's strange to "abandon your place of birth", that means you have an inherent pride in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:13:01 2018 No.11569868 >>11558312 t.always overcooks eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:23:14 2018 No.11569894 >>11555326 Do Mexicans really eat like this??

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:29:21 2018 No.11569906 >>11555016 What is that stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:32:28 2018 No.11569911 >>11555079 this is the reason God took away the function of his second hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:52:49 2018 No.11569963 >>11555178 better on a bagel and poaching the egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:53:53 2018 No.11569970 >>11555079 That zoom in pre-dated the soyboy face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 09:56:06 2018 No.11570089 >>11569179 It's terrifying seeing him in the vicinity of an upturned knife, I keep expecting him to just slam his hand onto it for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 10:01:00 2018 No.11570098 >>11568171 Well I'm a people and did not think that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 11:54:30 2018 No.11570366 >>11568149 >equivalent of 6 full bottles of wine Oh that's fucking bullshit. I want my full bottle a day dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 12:46:54 2018 No.11570575 >>11555186 Ehhh, I have seen county fair and none of it is just piles of shit on piles of shit. I do love that roasted sweet corn and them goofy spiral potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:51:29 2018 No.11571202 >>11568149 I got one filled with Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:57:22 2018 No.11571237 >>11555834 ....huh...Wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:07:24 2018 No.11571650 >>11555229 why on earth would this need to be in slow motion?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:08:25 2018 No.11571655 >>11555463 NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:15:57 2018 No.11571704 >>11569301 Is that Eric from Blindwave on the left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:20:50 2018 No.11571732 >>11554923 Don't people know playing with your food is a sin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:23:23 2018 No.11571748 >>11568294 i'll give you 30 to let you drain my cock if you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:26:23 2018 No.11571761 >>11555124 Mexicans appear to think putting every ingredient you can think of into a dish magically makes it a good dish. No. All you are accomplishing is turning shit into a big pile of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:26:55 2018 No.11571765 >>11556531 What retard made this? In no particular order drunk food in England is: Doner Kebab, burger, fried chicken, curry or Chinese. Chips and cheee with aioli and onions? get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:27:25 2018 No.11571767 >>11555175 Nearly as obese as Americans, you mean? That webm is why

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:28:27 2018 No.11571772 >>11555124 Needs gummy bears

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:34:19 2018 No.11571801 >>11555816 what is that dumb beaner doing? that's not NEARLY enough clamato. the chips won't even get soggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:35:44 2018 No.11571806 >>11571767 Mexicans have been more obese than Americans for years now. You're quoting old stats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:38:07 2018 No.11571816 I can remember as a child receiving an advent calendar that had nothing in the windows except a different festive picture each day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:39:20 2018 No.11571827 >>11571806 Even better

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:41:04 2018 No.11571831 >>11555484 I have weak wrists and I've never had something like that happen. Even using a lighter as a bottle opener.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:48:35 2018 No.11571855 >>11556149 Ah, so that's why there is always razor sharp bone shards in Indian chicken dishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:53:30 2018 No.11571885 >>11569906 Filenames, use them.

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:55:36 2018 No.11571892
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>>11571806
Sorry your're so wrong, lardy. As of Feb. 2018:
>The United States is the most obese country in North America with 36.2% of its population having a body mass index of over 30.0.

>Easily available calorie-rich processed food and little education about nutrition among citizens are the major reasons behind Mexico’s 28.9% obese population.

https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/29-most-obese-countries-in-the-world.html

Pic is from 2015 and even then US was tops. Don't worry, order some more fastfood and gallons of hfcs and bury your head in the sand, lol!.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:56:30 2018 No.11571897 >>11571855 Shards are the sign of a cleaver, not a saw. Saws leave tiny little bits, like pieces of sand. Cleavers leave shards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:05:08 2018 No.11571943 >>11554947 Pretty sure I could do that. The chocolates wouldn't be that large, and he's not opening the windows at a particularly impressive pace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:11:52 2018 No.11571961 >>11571892 What is about anglo countries in particular that makes us so prone to obesity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:12:13 2018 No.11571963 >>11555834 It's barefoot, "only" 8,5ABV. It's not that much more impressive than chugging a large bottle of beer. Like drinking a 750ml bottle of belgian ale without the carbonation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:15:08 2018 No.11571974 >>11571961 Wealth, success.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:24:03 2018 No.11572013 >>11571892 >almost half the people in the us are obese >half what . the . fuck

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:25:29 2018 No.11572019

>>11571943
You have to eat them in sequential order, you can't touch the next door until you completely swallow the previous chocolate and show, and if you tear a door off by accident you're disqualified.

Silly but there's enough rules that you'd have to practice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:28:17 2018 No.11572034 >>11572013 break it down by demographic and it makes more sense

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:31:57 2018 No.11572052 >>11555087 What I like about jack is how fucking AMERICAN he is. I would have been shocked if he didn't spit gum out of his car window

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:35:34 2018 No.11572073 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Crunchy Salt & Pepper Shrimp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:36:22 2018 No.11572081

>>11572019
Yeah, I could tell by his behavior that those rules applied. I still think I could go at a similar speed if I had the opportunity to look it over and see which window was where before starting. If you have to go in blind, I might need a day to train myself to spot the numbers quickly enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:54:48 2018 No.11572167 >>11572073 That looks incredibly salty

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:35:25 2018 No.11572352 >>11572034 Don't lie to me. I've been to Ohio before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:36:21 2018 No.11572357 >>11555039 I'm so glad he pointed to each snowman at the end of the video otherwise I wouldn't have seen them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 18:37:11 2018 No.11572360 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Salt Block.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11572167 You seem salty.

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