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11553730 No.11553730[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What is the most humiliating thing you had to do for a meal?

>> No.11553748

>>11553730
Bare knuckle boxed a black man for Filet-o-Fish meal

>> No.11553791

>>11553730
sat through "Grace" a couple times. I felt like a jerk, but didn't want to seem rude by leaving. I didn't close my eyes or look down like the other weirdos

>> No.11553811

>>11553791
this is a normal thing anon you should be used to it even if you never initiate it

>> No.11553827

Suppose I've had to apologise for some fuckup to my parents as a kid a few times so I could come out and have dinner.
Never been poor enough that I had to do anything more than that, though.

If it came to it. If I lost everything I have. I think I'd more out into the forest and live off fish and sparrows etc. rather than beg on the street.

>> No.11553830

>>11553730
Suck your mom's dick

>> No.11554297

make eye contact with minorities.

>> No.11554301

>>11553830
If OP's mom has a dick, does that make OP a butt baby?
Also, I'd go to town on OP's mom's cock and dick too, as a joke

>> No.11554305

>>11553791
Yeah that’s weird man. I’m Atheist, but if someone invites me over to their house for dinner and they do grace, I just put my head down and let them do their thing. I do it out of respect of them having me over as a guest.

>> No.11554307

>>11553730
Get starved by baptists running a boy's home for a week before relenting and choking down cold, week-old onion soup just to end the fight.

>> No.11554311

>>11554301
heh

>> No.11554330

Well, I fucked up and lost my job. All my money had to go to bus fare and rent. I'd go downtown during lunch hours and skim off the top trashcans when no one was looking.

Some of my best hauls were:
>Chik fil a(mostly waffle fries)
>A whole subway sandwich
>Chipotle burrito bowls
>Boneless wings from Hooters

>> No.11554344

>>11554305
>I just put my head down
everyone else had their heads down so they never new I was just looking at them instead of looking in the direction of HELL
seems kind of funny to me. when I was confused and considered myself a christian, I would give thanks to god looking UP to the heavens

>> No.11554347

>>11554305
>I do it out of respect of them having me over as a guest.
This. Don't be the fedora tipping edgelord at Thanksgiving dinner.

>> No.11554749

>>11554330
Based and garbagepilled

>> No.11554813

>>11554749
I still do it out of habit sometimes, but not necessity. Kinda crazy how much food people waste. I was at the metro station and somebody left about 5 of their
ten piece $1.00 Burger King nuggets on the bench. I ate a few.

>> No.11554817

>>11554344
Hell isn't in the centre of Earth. Heaven isn't in outer space. They are both alternate dimensions. You are so fucking retarded.

>> No.11555334

>>11553791
imagine being such a godless autist that you cant even respect guests hosting you for dinner
just close your eyes and imagine hillary as president for a few seconds fuck

>> No.11555343

>>11554817
where in the bible does it say that, exactly?

>> No.11555355

>>11554330
i dumpster dove when i was broke. at the grocery store, they'd throw away like 20 boxes of cheezits that were "expired" by one day. everyday infinite food.

>> No.11555359

>>11553748
This nigga knows whats up.
Filet o fish fighting is the most intense sporting spectacle known to man.

>> No.11555362

>>11555359
not funny bro my uncle died in a filet o fish fight

>> No.11555363

>>11553811
>grace is normal
Yeah maybe in fucking Oklahoma and shit.
Most of the world are too busy turning the wheel to even sit down and have food together, much less waste time saying some ceremonial shit beforehand.

>> No.11555367

When I was a kid I helped carrying bricks all day for a soda

>> No.11555369

>>11555362
Your uncle knew what he was getting into.
Nobody gets into a filet o fish fight that doesn't understand whats at stake anon.
Honor your uncle as a man brave enough to take the necessary risks for glory, not as a victim.

>> No.11555375

>>11555367
Ah, a fellow child laborer.
You ever get the opportunity to dig an outhouse hole?
Fun stuff.

>> No.11555377

>>11553730

Sit with family.

>> No.11555508

>>11555377
based and worrysomepilled

>> No.11555613

I went through a tough stretch when I was younger and let a guy blow a load into my face for a meal. I didn't touch his member or open my mouth, so it wasn't that big a deal. No homo!

>> No.11555619

>>11553730
Enlist

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>>11555334
>imagine hillary as president for a few seconds fuck

>> No.11557213

>>11554344
You ever make out with a girl and just open your eyes? it's fucking trippy shit

>> No.11557218

>>11555334
>waaah he insulted sky daddy!!!

Get laid by someone other than Father Dick, faggot

>> No.11557254

>>11553730

>went through very rough patch a few years ago
>drinking was out of control paired with some mild/medium mental illnesses
>end up living in my car for a little bit
>cut off contact with everyone and just sleep and drink 40's in my car and think im being followed everywhere and that I can control the world with my thoughts
>after a few days realize I need some kind of actual food for sustenance
>stroll into grocery store
>see imitation crab meat packs
>have always loved that shit, still do
>think if I eat some it will settle my brain down, no fucking clue why I thought that
>grab 4 or 5 packs and take them into bathroom stall
>shovel them all down my throat and flush all the wrappers down the toilet
>of course toilet clogs and starts overflowing with my stolen krab wrappers swirling on top
>sprint out of bathroom, pants drenched in toilet water
>run out of store, covering my face so the cameras the CIA installed in the store to track me cant detect me
>get back to car and speed away like I just robbed a bank

It's ok everyone, I'm much better now

>> No.11557288

Come to McDonald's on Thanksgiving eve and bring home the bag to the hotel. (Was in USA with gf but we're not American so for us it didn't matter)

>> No.11557357

>>11555619
This is the scariest one on the list

>> No.11558915

Put up with my ex's bullshit.
I got scolded for not buffering the sandwiches close enough to the crust.

>> No.11558935

I got locked in a closet for two and a half days by my schizo aunt who thought i was posssed by demons.

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>>11553791

>> No.11559302

Join the Navy.

>> No.11559312

Put up with my fucking family for thanksgiving

>> No.11559335

>>11557254
You sound like that guy in the water thread who went loony from drinking too much water, lol. /ck/ is really a strange place.

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>>11554305
>I'm Atheist

>> No.11560079

Mother complained of having back problems after getting home from work and said she wouldn’t make me the shepherds pie I had been promised. I repeatedly suggested we order something but she said we couldn’t afford it. So I had to read the instructions and cook some chicken dippers I found in the freezer myself.

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>>11557254
Being crazy sounds like fun, but also not fun at all.

>> No.11560345

>>11553730
I had to be a wageslave for 5 years.

>> No.11560351

>>11554344
Hell isn't under the crust of the earth you retard, that's just an artistic representation, and god doesn't live in the sky, or rather, he DOES because he lives everywhere. Every single thing on, under and over the earth is of god's making.

>> No.11560592

cook it

>> No.11560742
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11560742

>few years ago became convinced for about 5 months that my bones were calcifying
>thought I was getting that disease where your body slowly mummifies and this was causing it
>started to really worry, refused to do anything for myself
>laid in bed all day trying to stay as still as possible
>everytime my hair moved I got really panicked thinking it might snap off a piece of my mummified scalp
>parents got mad and decided to snap me out of it
>refused to make me any food
>for 2 days ate nothing, decide I would either die or they would feed me
>I am a big man though, nearly 400lbs so this was a struggle for me
>got really fucking hungry
>managed to throw myself out of bed, and crawled along the floor to the kitchen slowly
>ended up fucking crawling to the kitchen convinced that every movement was snapping my bones and shattering them
>managed to grab some tins from the cupboard on the floor level and eat the food out of them
>tfw only snapped out of it because my parents bought a bunch of white wallpaper and put it around my room at night and told me 'you were vomiting up these bits of bone in your sleep, i guess your bones fixed themselves'

>> No.11560760

>>11560742
what the fuck anon. that kind of behavior is consistent with someone who's like 5 or 6 years old but you were 400 pounds. do you have some kind of mental illness?

>> No.11560764

>>11560742
I didn’t realize Brits could get that fat.

>> No.11560829

>>11560742
How are you now, and what do you think about your condition then at this point?

>> No.11560834

Wageslavery. Work 8 hour shifts stacking shelfs at a grocery store, buy a sandwich from said store on my 30 minute break. It's a vicious cycle.

>> No.11560917

>>11555367
>6 am - 4 pm with dad in the woods getting sightlines and trails cleared, setting up stands, dropping old christmas trees along the paths
>5 pm to 8 pm video games with my hard earned diet pepsi and munchos
Being 9 was magical

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>>11555334
>imagine hillary as president

>> No.11561153

>>11555334
Imagine being American.

>> No.11561174

>>11555555

>> No.11561599
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11561599

So I broke my back skiing right, not super bad but I was in a brace and couldn't move much for 6 weeks. A good friend of mine went out and did my food shopping for me each weekend. Except one weekend he was out of town and I said it was cool, but then no one else I knew nearby was available to help me, this was before internet food shopping was a thing.

So I survived 3 days on a 1kg jar of nutella and milk.

Fun fact, if you eat nothing but nutella for 3 days it comes out the other end looking the same as when it went in.

>> No.11561621

>>11558935
How did that get you food?

>> No.11561629

Ended up homeless about ten years ago. Lived in the mountains like some mountain man bum.
Easiest thing to eat was pika using deadfall traps. It didn't taste horrible but I wouldn't do it again.

>> No.11561644

>>11561629
based deadfall bro

what mountains/state?

>> No.11561654

>>11561644
Wasatch mountain range. Mostly stayed in northern Utah. Sometimes ranged into South Idaho though

>> No.11561683

>>11561654
nice. ex boise boy here. wasatch is a pretty range.

>> No.11561780

>>11559335
Link/screen cap?