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Ghost peppers I bought from Taobao. What do?

>> No.11551367

>>11551334
Crush into a paste and smear onto ballsack

>> No.11551372

>>11551367
this

>> No.11551376

>>11551367
I own a Vitamix because I'm not poor. Blend into a mash and ferment?

>> No.11551392

>>11551376
Squeeze the juice out of the peppers and use them as eyedrops

>> No.11551396

>>11551392
>too poor to buy specialty hot peppers and a Vitamix

Just LOLing at you right now. Just LOLing.

>> No.11551415
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>>11551334
>bought
>from Taobao
>food

>> No.11551421

>>11551415
>I live in China

Even though I live in Harbin and these peppers are grown in deep Yunnan province these things arrive in a few days as fresh as the pic I showed you.

>> No.11551424

>>11551396
Huh?

>> No.11551425

>>11551334
Throw them in the bin for still using that indian ghost pepper meme. If you want hot ones that don't taste like indian chemicals try out carolina reapers or at least trinidad scorpians.
It's like people are watching tv shows from 15 years ago and still pushing that ghost pepper chemical tasting crap.

>> No.11551426

>>11551425
Poor nigger FAG i have a Vitamix for a reason

>> No.11551431
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>>11551426
Do you also do deal-a-meal?

>> No.11551434

>>11551396
>>11551376
>brings up money despite it being irrelevant
Wow, you're insecure as fuck.

>> No.11551438

>>11551425
I can't get reapers or scorpions fresh here. SW China is close enough to India that they're grown fresh here.

>> No.11551441

>>11551421
Thats not how meme arrows work you stupid chink

>> No.11551443

>>11551441
>implying I'm a chink

NYS you faggot. I'm white.

>> No.11551454

>>11551438
They're better in the USA. Trust me when I say that I can get them fresh at farmer's markets.

>> No.11551455

>>11551443
NYS too, Broome.

>> No.11551456

>>11551454
Maybe when I go back home next summer I'll get some reapers and hopefully ferment and make a sauce before having to come back here.

>> No.11551459

>>11551456
It's a short sliding window for them. Generally the season starts in middle to late October and goes for a month or so.
The actual start varies with the the weather from when the peppers were planted and how they grow.

>> No.11551461

>>11551456
The best I've seen are from PA and NJ, usually PA.

>> No.11551466
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11551466

Hot peppers need love.

>> No.11551468

>>11551459
>>11551461
I might be fucked then. I know my uncle in buttfuck, southern Illinois enjoys growing them but I teach in China and my vacations are limited to certain months of the year.

>> No.11551472
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11551472

These are some weird orange Chinese peppers I'm fermenting right now. It's been 3 weeks.

>> No.11551475

>>11551468
Yeah that's different. Doing that for yourself can be done anytime but the yield isn't what can be done for selling them at farmer's markets. That takes a much larger yield on the crop.

>> No.11551477

>>11551475
I can get seeds here but I live in an apartment... I'm not sure how possible it is to grow good peppers in this setting.

>> No.11551478

>>11551472
I'm no pro at fermentation but shouldn't that have a valve on it to prevent it from exploding?

>> No.11551479

>>11551478
If you burp them daily it's not a problem.

>> No.11551480

>>11551479
Fair enough! Cheers on some good peppers!

>> No.11551482

>>11551480
Not that anon but I'm actually also fermenting some peppers. :^)

>> No.11551485
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>>11551478

>> No.11551490

>>11551482
>>11551479
Take pictures and document it over time. This thread will age out but come back and show results when they're done.

>> No.11551495

>>11551485
I see, push the button for a burp?

>> No.11551517

>>11551490
Lol, I should have started taking pictures a couple weeks ago. But I'm sure I'll do it again and I'll document it. :)

>> No.11551527

I like buying them by the bushel if I find a good batch. I throw them in freezer bags and chuck them in a freezer so they're available until next season. I've learned to not wash them before freezing them, they store better frozen from fresh.

>> No.11551534

>>11551517
Tis cool, it's never too late to start.

>> No.11551540

>>11551534
I just can't wait to taste the sauce that'll come from it. I'm kinda nervous to see if it'll be good or not. They're these little yellow peppers called lemon drops so the sauce is gonna be venemously bright yellow.

>> No.11551552

>>11551540
I made some excellent salsa with some chocolate habaneros in a blender, cleaned it out, three times but I guess it wasn't enough. I made a milkshake in it for my GF and I and we both looked at eachother and dumped it. She liked the salsa but that milkshake with leftover habanero taste in it had to go.
Point being, if using a blender, maybe have two one for the chiles another for other stuff.

>> No.11551580

>>11551517
>Lol
quit fucking writing it like that, it isn't a word, don't capitalize it that way
>>11551534
>Tis
kill yourself

>> No.11551592

>>11551495
I don't think I need to do shit. The cross thing on the left just lets shit out.

>> No.11551596

>>11551580
Stop being a negative fucking faggot.
Lol

>> No.11551820

>>11551580
>if you don't conform to my notion of proper posting style my panties get fluster rumpled

>> No.11552292

>>11551334
eat some and cry

>> No.11552295

>>11552292
Suck me off. Just got back from eating hot pot. Fucking chinks always doubt me when I say I want the hottest shit they have. Shake my head to be quite honest senpai.

>> No.11553741

>>11551367
fpbp

>> No.11554971

>>11551580
It’s phone posting. It’s NOT a word and bot correct to capitalize it but it’s all not worth the time and trouble to constantly fix it.

>> No.11555782

>>11551334
blend and dilute into a sauce
then enema
its good for you

>> No.11555794

>>11551421
Falun Gong 法轮功
june 4th tiananmen square massacre
天安门广场大屠杀

>> No.11555840

>falling for the pepper Jew

>> No.11556191

>>11555840
explain yourself

>> No.11556247

>>11551334
Blend them, strain it. Wipe every public toilet seat with death oil.
Or drink it.

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>>11551540
These are good too if looking for yellow.
Golden Cayenne, there's a Hawaiian one too that's a habanero varient, those things taste great but are bloody hard to find on the east coast.

>> No.11556405

>>11551334
plant them so u can grow more

>> No.11556445

>>11556405
I planted some seed in your mum if you know what I mean.

>> No.11556448

>>11555794
Nah doesn't work like this

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>>11551367
isn't capsaicin good at pain relief?
op could unironically make a muscle soothing salve
ghost pepper might be risky if you rub your face a lot tho

>> No.11556459

>>11556448
Who gives a shit? That's a Chinese internal issue, it's simply not my problem. I don't want them to care about internal American issues and I don't care about theirs.

>> No.11556469

>>11556455
I don't have muscle aches so don't know personally but yeah from what I've read capsaicin is really good for muscle aches. Just don't rub it on your balls or get it in your eyes or nose. Worse finger a girlfriend after chopping peppers and not washing your hands properly.

>> No.11556484

>>11555794
So what? I'm not the world's policeman. Why should I give a flying fuck about falun gong or tiananmen? Deal with your own problems before expecting the USA to deal with them for you.

>> No.11556524

>>11556469
OP didn't say he/she had muscle aches. Where did you get that from?

>> No.11556535

>>11552295
I get that crap from Thai restraurants that don't know me. Once I become an established customer I just say Thai style and it'll get hot. They do that because they don't want assholes returning food that's too spicy/hot for them. I find that funny because chile peppers are native to the Americas, but whatever.

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>> No.11558174

>>11556609
ok?