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For me, it's King Cobra premium malt liquor.

>> No.11533963

>>11533896
It’s straight nig tier but I’ll have one every once in a while

>> No.11533966
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11533966

>malt liquor
>ever

>> No.11533969

>>11533896
https://youtu.be/kryn8bZFnqM

>> No.11533972

>>11533966
>anime poster thinks his opinion matters

>> No.11533973

>not Anaconda

>> No.11533977

>6%
there are basic beer stronger than that what the fuck.

>> No.11533979

>>11533966
>not unironically slamming 40's with your bros

>> No.11533983

>>11533977
You don't drink the Cobra to get drunk. You drink it for the rich, smooth taste, the pleasant aroma. You drink it for the experience.

>> No.11534016
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11534016

For me it's Halne Mega Mocne.
(there is also just "Mocne" version with 7% of alc.)

>> No.11534021

>>11533977
>drinking beer

Nice tits!

>> No.11534027

>>11534021
are you calling me a woman or are you saying i have man tits because both are a compliment.

>> No.11534038

>>11534027
Man tits

>> No.11534044
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>>11534038
>jiggly man titties
should be everyone's dream (inb4 i get banned for this)

>> No.11534355

I get Mickey’s if I like myself or steel reserve if I hate myself that particular night.

>> No.11534393

>>11533896
btw I'm a nigger if that matters.

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>>11533896
God it's actually the color of piss, too. Nice bait OP.

>>11534044
MMOOODDSSS!

>> No.11534415

>>11534393
yfw im white
>>11534405
what do you drink? wine coolers? lmao

>> No.11534948

This was my first drink ever when I was 17. It became my go to 40. Looking back, idk how I was able to drink so many I gag just thinking about it.

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>>11533896
*blocks your path*

>> No.11535050

I can drink five Cobras before I black out. What's your record?

>> No.11535058

>>11533896
>>11533979

>Play Edward 40 Hands
>that one 270 lb bro finishes b4 everyone
>operates the bong for the other bros so you can take rips with full grips

College was fun

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11535066

For me, it's Natty Ice, the perfect balance between beer and malt liquor.

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>>11534016
Whoa I recognize that bear.

>> No.11535340

>>11533966
I wish I could break a malt liquor bottle over your stupid anime poster head.

>> No.11535364

For me, it's steel reserve. 8.1. Whatchu know bout that?

>> No.11535827

>>11535058
This

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11535929

Straight from my Detroit days. Put that shit in a brown paper bag and sip!

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11536017

For me it's Hurricane High Gravity, can't get the 40s here but they usually have a buy 2 for (price) deal to get 50oz instead

>> No.11536054

Colt 45 here since my area has no other malt liquor

>> No.11536596

>>11533896

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOhBeewUOE

>> No.11536952

Are the there any reputable websites or catalogues where I can buy whiskey? If none of the stores in my area will carry what I want then fuck it I'll order it instead.

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>>11536596
>Tiny Tim
Rest in Piss, tough guy.

>> No.11537067

>>11533973
Anaconda gives you little dick

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>>11536017
>tfw I can no longer by a 24 ounce based Hurricane at my local liquor store

>> No.11537108

Two 40 oz steel reserves make me black out on an empty stomach

I have legit blacked out at the computer chair and pissed myself

Had to throw the chair away :(

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>> No.11537372

>>11536017
What anime is this

>> No.11537383

>>11537372
evangelion, you goddamn pleb

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>>11537361
is it just me or is advertising for blacks very blatant:
>yo! U black!! Buy dis shit, it 4 black people

>> No.11537920

>>11537892
Colt 45 is unironically one of the better malt liquors out there, though. Very malty.

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>>11537920
you didn't have to tell me that.
the classy pic in >>11537361 screams 'what's inside this can (or bottle) is a work of art, meant only for the purveyors of the finest things in life.'

>> No.11538231

>>11533896
nigger

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>>11537383
>not telling him it's the rebuild.

>> No.11538259

>>11538231
based

>> No.11538361

>>11538231
op here. this is pretty based, not gonna lie.

>> No.11538756

cobra unironically tastes good

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11540442

For me, its Coors Light. The world's most refreshing beer.

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11540470

>Remembers last time I got drunk off cobra

No thanks

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>>11534953
>only 9.0%

c'mon step it up

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>>11533896
us busch drinkers have transcended life, we are the highest forms of beer drinkers drinking the highest form of beer.

As I walk out of the store with my buggy filled only with some very dirty 30s of busch, i can feel the envious stares from the peasants not worthy of having taste buds that can comprehend the magnificent taste.

With each dirty 30 of busch the cashier drags across the scanner i can feel her inferior taste buds trying to comprehend how my taste is so much better than hers. As i pay the weeping cashier in Busch points, i push the buggy towards the door, fully erect, licking my lips anytime anyone meets my powerful gaze as i walk through the door, the only sound that can be heard is me yelling BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am a Busch drinker, I am the epitome of a god

>> No.11540956

>>11540939
Huh?

>> No.11540958

>>11540956
shut up nigger

>> No.11540969

>>11540958
based

>> No.11540981

>>11540939
I like Busch because drinking it makes me feel closer to my white trash cousins who live in Southern Illinois

>> No.11541090

>>11533896
Brass Monkey
>drink your king snake down to the top of the label
>pour in orange juice
>swirl gently to mix
Ass Monkey
>substitute screwdriver for oj

Hyper Vyper
>drink king snake down to bottom of label
>pour in a four loko of your choice
>drink
>black out