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Cooked Dinosaur Edition

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>>11515575
A nice drink to go with that.

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>>11515619

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>> No.11515658

>>11515617
Wytf do nips always have to overdo shit. That looks disgusting, have some fucking balance.

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>> No.11515687

>>11515617
>all that other cheese
>and then the tiniest amount of parmesean
Lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CdtOSPXADM

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>>11515732

>> No.11515760

>>11515575
>boiling water
>ice
>stir until cool
Why not just add cool water?

>> No.11515761
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All birds that eat fish are nasty

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Scarred 4 Life.

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>>11515839
Protobirds

>> No.11515858

>>11515839
Imagine having your dad be such a beta cuck he'd let you get wrecked by a fucking bird. That kid probably grew up to be the biggest pussy.

>> No.11515863

>>11515761
>>11515753
>>11515842
Subhuman.

>> No.11515872

>>11515575
bumping to bury fag threads

>> No.11515873

>>11515760
You're supposed to dissolve the salt and sugar in the hot water before you add the ice.

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>>11515872
Hey ROASTIE.

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WTF Murrica

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>>11515899

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>> No.11515968

anyone has that one recipe with the roast chicken with potato, celery and carrot? they used a white pot for it?

>> No.11516182

>>11515732
>filename

You had one job anon.

>> No.11516183

>>11516182
My job was to piss off faggots like you. Thank you.

>> No.11516216

>>11515968
I have it, anon

>> No.11516252

>>11515587
is the chicken okay?

>> No.11516333

>>11515845
How does he get out?

>> No.11516343

>>11515633
;_;7

>> No.11516350

>>11515941
Guarantee these pantywaist noodles left half the meat on the wing when they calculated the edible weight. I bet they didn't even include the tips.

>> No.11516351

>>11516333
he is outside. its you, the viewer who is trapped.

>> No.11516369

>>11516351
OH SHI-

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>>11516183
You can't stop the egg king.

>> No.11516377

>>11515619
that's one weird looking animal

>> No.11516452

>>11515575
>brown sugar on meat
>"yaaaaaassssss"
this webm is trash.

>> No.11516461

>>11515699
>own a tractor
>unable to understand cultivating land for farming

>> No.11516490

>>11515617
>stop! its already dead!

>> No.11516507

>>11515619
Is it...is it dead?

>> No.11516534

>>11516507
no, it's just paralyzed, but it's fully aware of what's happening and can feel everything

>> No.11516537

>>11516534
God, I wish that were me

>> No.11516548

>>11515617
They serve cheese loaded carb dishes like this around the chinese cafes where I live in southern california.

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>>11515639
this is very disgusting

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>> No.11516707

>>11515732
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11516965

>>11516377
That's an ostrich my man, you can see its head dangling to the left

>> No.11516976

>>11515639
>lmao shit tons of chees and bacon stuffed in ruined cuts of meat
i welcome the numale trend towards veganism for this reason, at the very least they'll stop making abominations like this

>> No.11516992

>>11516461
It's pretty obvious they're farmers who just happen to hunt as well anon

>> No.11517015

>>11515839
>taking my wife’s children out for a picnic

>> No.11517019

>>11516976
They just stuff random shit with avocado instead.

>> No.11517024

>>11517019
Who cares, I don't like avocados. I'd rather have them skyrocket the prices of that than bacon and cheese, as I use the latter two sparingly and seeing hipsters create a fucking bubble because they buy that shit by the cartload is annoying

>> No.11517029

>>11516507
They are just delousing it.

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>> No.11517506

>>11516252
they are just sleeping

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>>11515882
In China sex workers are refereed to as Chickens?

>> No.11517532

>>11516691
nice

>> No.11518022

>>11515587
There is no way that is good for the quality of the meat right?

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>> No.11518035

>>11515732
>filename

i swear, you'd fuck up a wet dream

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>> No.11518095

>>11515588
Spent the summer in Portugal. I miss the deens and the sangria.

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>>11515575

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>>11518126

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>>11518341

>> No.11518555

>>11516373
What a goal lad, too bad about the cracked eggs in the field though.

>> No.11518563

>>11518126
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/impossibly-easy-hot-dog-and-cheese-pie/4777b6eb-588c-42dd-840e-3cb3ff4c9e9d

>> No.11518573

>>11518037
That doesn't look bad actually!

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>>11516548

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>>11516373
>/u/

>> No.11518638

>>11515587
Woah how did he just make 2 people from 2 feathered bipeds

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>>11518126

>> No.11518866

>>11518155
Wtf is that cameraman doing

>> No.11518867

>>11518407
>I'm about to push this button that is attached to some shrimp in a tube and a room full of machines in a line
>oh wow I'm so surprised doki doki XDDD everything is intense to sweet little asian girlu lika me uguuu XDDD

>> No.11518876

>>11515633
too soon

>> No.11518908

>>11515647
haha what do you think it smells like haha

>> No.11518946

>>11515617
>all the cheese falls off the fork
>end up with basic bitch spaget instead

>> No.11518958

>>11515941
>he doesn't /chg/

>> No.11518970

>>11515899
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00

>> No.11518971

>>11518126
I want to make this

>> No.11518980

>>11515575
>No peppercorns
>No bay leaf
>No clove, cinnamon etc
>Not even any salt
What kind of shitty "Brine" is this?

>> No.11518997

>>11518638
Made me kek.

>> No.11519095

>>11518980
I'm retarded, I didn't notice the salt at the beginning. But still, the fact there's nothing else irks me

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>> No.11519167

>>11515677
where do i get a pot that big?

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>> No.11519315

>>11519113
That video quality is fucking awful.

>> No.11519323

>>11519314
I learned how to eat chicken wings the hard way

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>> No.11519338

>>11518638
Go to bed diogenes

>> No.11519381

>>11515882
wtf is that guy wearing lmao

>> No.11519410
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>>11519381
Roll your shit up when it"s hot... CHINA

>> No.11519416

>>11519167
machine shop

>> No.11519426

>>11519332
Is there a worse way to cook a steak? Maybe steaming it?

>> No.11519434

>>11515617
Is China the new America?

>> No.11519588
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>> No.11519608

>>11519588
>No cross-section
ishygddt

>> No.11519613
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>>11519426
>Maybe steaming it?

>> No.11519749

>>11518407
There's no way they came out cooked with that little time in the flame.

>> No.11519765

>>11515617

Anyone notice that he grabbed that hot cast iron with his bare hand?

>> No.11519772

>>11515647

Not my proudest fap.

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>>11518126

>> No.11519844

>>11516216
can you post it in this thread, please?

>> No.11519860

>>11519749
good catch. confirmed fake.

>> No.11519864

>>11515730
holy fuck just use a spoon to crack the egg and then slide it under the shell to remove it
takes much less time and you're not spitting all over the egg

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>>11515839
imagine being such a beta you get robbed by a bird

>> No.11519877

>>11519864
holy fuck just use the table to crack the egg and use your fingers to remove it its not that fucking hard

>> No.11519882

>>11519877
>digging your fingernails into the egg and denting it with your fingers
spoon method is the best method

>> No.11519887

>>11519882
>he doesnt know to use the side of his thumb

>> No.11519890

>>11515927
western society was a mistake

>> No.11519899

>>11518037
would be better to make a pizza

>> No.11519904

>>11518086
FUCKING EAT IT

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>>11519773

>> No.11520011

>>11515575
>3 minutes per pound
Holy shit that's fast.

>> No.11520052

>>11518866
my guess was that they were laughing really fucking hard.

>> No.11520064

>>11518867
are you autistic or something?

>> No.11520101

>>11515580
looks like a dude pretending to be a rooster

>> No.11520152

>>11515617
Japan was a mistake

>> No.11520166

>>11518058
Why did he put it in when it's so watery?

>> No.11520171

>>11515732
How egg

>> No.11520216

>>11518126
America was a fucking mistake I'm calling the Royal Navy as we speak

>> No.11520223

>>11518126
This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is unironic.

>> No.11520234

>>11519588
>>11519314
How have these people managed to make me hate them just by seeing their hands

>> No.11520298

>>11516373
He's a big guy

>> No.11520336

>>11518037

That pizza is crying out for a little bit of bacon or spicy sausage

>> No.11520343

>>11516350
>I bet they didn't even include the tips.
Fuck, I hate those people.
They're the same kind of subhuman that throws half the shrimp away because "omg, but the tail is sooo gross :(((" even though it has the same texture and taste as the rest of the fucking thing when cooked.

>> No.11520348

>>11520343
>the same kind of subhuman
Stop bullying the wh*tes, they were raised in a disadvantaged community. Counterintuitively they will double down on their bad habits because "muh white genocide" or whatever.

I have a niece who is a product of a mixed marriage (we do not oppose this and are fully supportive of any marriage based on love). She had a hard time early on because the wh*teoid mother had a lot of ''''allergies'''' to vegetables, seafood, etc, but she has been gradually taught the error of her wh*te mother's culture through repeated exposure to real food. It takes time but it can happen.

>> No.11520352

>>11520348
Please don't.
I just wanted to talk about food.

>> No.11520377
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>>11520343
>roast duck
>awesome crisp skin and delicious fat
>carefully picked off and pushed to the side of their plate
JUST

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>>11520377
Jesus fucking christ.
>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
>Some blog told me the skin isn't healthy lol

>> No.11520386

>>11520380
>"is it gluten free?"

>> No.11520389

>>11515617
everytime nips try cooking something foreign it ends up worse than american cuisine

t. european

>> No.11520391

>>11520389
hi european. whats a good european food?

>> No.11520392

>>11515745
>stir fry

more like stir-steam

>> No.11520400

>>11515957
Putting your bread in the freezer might not make it "stale" by this guy's standards, but it does make it taste like shit.

>> No.11520408

>>11515580
fkae

>> No.11520437

>>11519332
>turn your steaks when they're nice and grey

>> No.11520439
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>>11515839
>imagine allowing this to happen

>> No.11520463

>>11520391

Ham Egg

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>>11517024

>> No.11520486

>>11515839
Beaked

>> No.11520498

>>11519588

I mean its basically just a soup dumpling but thanksgiving styled, only thing I'm not crazy about is the freezing. Can just as easilly get a thicker soup mix to coagulate in the fridge but that's just me.

>> No.11520509

>>11518867

Laughed fucking hard but seriously the fake female asian persona they put on in public/on TV is so fucking stupid

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>>11518126
>Liquid yum!

>> No.11520521

>>11518037
Would use way less avocado and mozzarella and also what the fuck is that rolled up dough?

>> No.11520550
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>>11519314
"Hate touching raw chicken?"

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING KITCHEN

>> No.11520559

>>11519410
I've had this with turkey. Shit is delicious.

>> No.11520572
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>>11520559
Congratulations!

>> No.11520575

>>11515927
Prison Tamales actually, some guy showed me how to make these when I was like 6 lmao

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>>11515839

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>>11520585

>> No.11520616

>>11516992
>It's pretty obvious they just murdered a farmer and his children and are living on his land

ftfy

>> No.11520624

>>11515575
>brine for half a day
I wanna eat it tonight you fucker

>> No.11520633

>>11519588
>That tattoo
I bet that hole has super strong opinions about EVERYTHING

>> No.11520651

>>11520585
Oye M8
I just meant to eat me weetabix out me billy
Poor sheeliah just oppressed, we just need more of them in Melbourne
Thank The Huntsman we don't have guns, would be a right barbaric country if we did

>> No.11520723

>>11515839
>Australian's worst nightmare.webm

>> No.11520728

>>11520572
lost

>> No.11520764

>>11515587
kek

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>>11515633
I couldn't bring myself to watch Cooking with Dog since Francis passed. Chef is notably getting older too and it's saddening to see her do these vids alone.

>> No.11521207

>>11518086
she makes me hate women

>> No.11521230

>>11515575
YAAAAS

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>>11518464

>> No.11521382

>>11519314
Electric mixer was the only real 'hack' that went beyond common sense.

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>>11515633
He's cooking ramen in heaven

>> No.11521492

>>11515941
What's wrong with his mouth?
It looks like he has a minor type of face paralysis or something.

>> No.11521515

>>11515575
>brown sugar
>deep fried turkey
wat
sugar shouldn't go anywhere near turkey

>> No.11521530

>>11519323
belt?

>> No.11521531

>>11516452
I heat brown sugar and soy sauce together and put it on my chicken wings. It's a little sweet and I like it, you should try it sweaty.

>> No.11521604

>>11518095
sangria is spanish though

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>> No.11522026

>>11521645
>>11521699
>>11522007
BONE APE TIT

>> No.11522032

>>11515587
Imagine throwing them in alive

>> No.11522053

>>11521604
spain and portugal forming a beautiful synergy isnt exactly breaking news

>> No.11522055
File: 2.93 MB, 624x352, turtle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11522026

>> No.11522062

>>11520585
what's with Australia being constantly attacked by birds that can't even fly?

>> No.11522070

>>11522053
Portugal is like Spain's battery pack.

>> No.11522071

>>11515575
The fuck is the point of heating then adding salt? That much salt and sugar would go into solution with just a stir even if cold.

>> No.11522076

>>11522070
kek

>> No.11522085

>>11522032
Fucking lmao

>> No.11522108

>>11520298
4
u

>> No.11522119

>>11522070
>implying we have any energy leftovers
aint producing that much

>> No.11522120

>>11522071
It can take a while for salt/sugar to dissolve in cold liquid, but I guess it's also just to make sure someone doesn't put their turkey into the water without the salt dissolved and then complain that it ruined their turkey

>> No.11522126
File: 2.87 MB, 404x720, @38,Refund.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522136

>>11522126
what's happening here?

>> No.11522144

>>11522120
The way I do it is add the salt, sugar, and vinegar for a bit. Then I spray it with the sink nozzle on blast to put it into solution. Then add ice, then add bird. Solution is slightly acidic.

>> No.11522147
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>>11522136
Refund gets out of hand.

>> No.11522149

>>11515617
That is a LOT of cheese, I like it

>> No.11522157

>>11515839
>adults move out of the way
>move the ketchup
>leave their child to get mogged by an emu

>> No.11522169

>>11515899
I worked in a prison and the drug dealers would accept payment exclusively in tinned tuna from the canteen.

Prisoners are weird.

>> No.11522220

>>11518126
WHAT THE HELL IS HOT DOG JUICE?!

>> No.11522224

>>11522220
Juice in the packaging from hotdogs? You can use pickle juice if you like

>> No.11522227

>>11522224
>Juice in the packaging from hotdogs?

You mean water?

>> No.11522230

>>11522227
Water isn't hot doggy enough though.

>> No.11522254
File: 1.45 MB, 540x360, Vodka Stairs, Nope.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522264

>>11515617
Tomato sauce in cast iron? Enough cheese to choke a burger?
That poor colon

>> No.11522270

>>11515647
I felt relieved too

>> No.11522297

>>11522254
Don't drink, kids.

>> No.11522321
File: 2.87 MB, 250x250, Award-Winning Cuban Sandwich By El Cochinito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11522321

>> No.11522346

>>11515587
Why can't I hold all these chickens?!?!

>> No.11522354

>>11515899
According to my brother it's basically the same thing in job corps too.

>> No.11522376
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>>11515677

>> No.11522402

>>11518033
DOODH MILK LMAO

>> No.11522407 [DELETED] 
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>>11522321
>real hispanic heritage celebrated

>> No.11522408
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Why are Asians so heartless?

>> No.11522412
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>> No.11522441

>>11518126
i want to die

>> No.11522452

>>11522407
No, that's an MS-13 initiation

>> No.11522461

>>11519113
10/10 thanks yiffy!

>> No.11522472

>>11522407
is this the webm where they have cut the guys face off and are stabbing him in the neck while pinning him down. i'd rather not click again?

>> No.11522485

>>11522472
pussy

>> No.11522490

>>11522472
They cut off his hands and the guy is reaching for his cut off face with his phantom hands while funky town is paying in the background

>> No.11522500
File: 2.36 MB, 640x360, Cocktail Curly Fries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522600

>>11519113
the shape of the head on that kikess is unreal

>> No.11522614
File: 2.27 MB, 1280x720, Minimalist Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522624
File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, jack opens a carton.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522649

>>11522254
>I'll just spend the night right here

>> No.11522679

>>11516373
HOW?

>> No.11522690

>>11522254
Oof that could have been bad, looks like the stairs didn't do too much damage, but he took a second whip to the back of his head on the railing.

>> No.11522697
File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, 1468564279811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11522624

>> No.11522712

>>11522412
why

>> No.11522729

>>11517474
Looks fucky

>> No.11522780
File: 1.96 MB, 728x910, beer bong.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11522782

>>11522780
clever lady

>> No.11522803

>>11522136
rude blacks and rude asians. If they hate each other so much just stay out their store, and they stay out of the ghetto. It's not hard.
The catch 22 is nice neighborhoods don't want shitty Chinese food places messing up their look and they don't blacks coming into the nice neighborhoods.

>> No.11522819

>>11522147
based birb

>> No.11522821

>>11522624
I can identify with Jack here. A lot of times I fuck up really basic things and I can't figure out why.

>> No.11522833

>>11515699
wonder how it tastes desu

>> No.11522893

>>11515587
PLUCK PLUCK PLUCK
FINNA PLUCK ME A CLUCK
TONIGHT WE FRY! GO GET THE FRIER!

YEAH YEAH YEAH
IT'LL COOK IN A FLASH
AND I'LL BE YOUR COLONEL!

>> No.11523003
File: 786 KB, 284x358, Wifey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11522780

>> No.11523013

>>11523003
>Wifey.webm
last type of girl I would ever wanna wife

>> No.11523021
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>>11523013
???

>> No.11523034
File: 610 KB, 392x718, Insult The Cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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??

>> No.11523036

>>11523021
touché.

>> No.11523044
File: 2.96 MB, 400x708, EBT Card Declined.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11523036
Found it...

>> No.11523050

>>11523044
I said girl not ogre.

>> No.11523059
File: 2.86 MB, 720x480, Ice Cream Girl !.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523059

>>11523050
Well Played...

>> No.11523061

>>11519772
There are videos of a guy fucking an ostrich

>> No.11523068

>>11523044
and they didn't shoot her?

>> No.11523071
File: 1.02 MB, 640x800, Squid Girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523071

>>11523061
Things I Don't Want To Know!

>> No.11523079
File: 2.96 MB, 428x718, Food Section Greeters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523079

>>11523068
Never..., NEVER. Come between an animal and it's food.You've been warned!

>> No.11523088

>>11523071
pleb

>> No.11523093
File: 497 KB, 640x640, Squid Girl 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523093

>>11523088
?

>> No.11523102

>>11523093
ugly

>> No.11523106
File: 2.66 MB, 540x302, PIG FAT EATING CHALLENGE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11523102

>> No.11523114

>>11518058
This would work better as a slop or chili than a soup

>> No.11523117

>>11523106
why the gloves?

>> No.11523126

>>11519314
>wait! you hate to have to put some effort in cooking? here let me give you some advice on making it harder than it is!

>> No.11523128
File: 2.96 MB, 402x714, Like Crabs In A Bucket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11523117
Women...?

>> No.11523133
File: 2.84 MB, 540x302, Wix Super Bowl Commercial.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523133

>>11522461
Maven says Hello

>> No.11523139

>>11518638
baader meinhof strikes again.

>> No.11523143

>>11519410
mark "kiddlie fiddler" weins
god i hate him so much

>> No.11523149
File: 2.14 MB, 720x480, WoW Face Off.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523149

>>11523143

>> No.11523159

>>11520550
Hecute!

>> No.11523194

>>11515899
Even the highest paying in-prison job salaries per MONTH could just barely afford a case of ramen. Coffee is the same way. There's an interesting show about life of prisoners that discusses it.

>> No.11523199

>>11515901
this year's black friday riot footage is lacking

>> No.11523209

>>11521492
stroke victim

>> No.11523240

>>11515575
Never heard of Eep Fried Turkey before.

>> No.11523272
File: 2.96 MB, 366x638, Black Friday Shooting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11523272

>>11523199
Happy now?

>> No.11523309
File: 23 KB, 252x223, God will punish us for this faggotry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11518126

>> No.11523329

>>11519426
boiling it.

>> No.11523380

>>11518126
this has got to be the nastiest shit I have ever seen.

>> No.11523396
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>>11518091

>> No.11523401
File: 2.58 MB, 416x307, dabbinonem.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11523272
>black friday shooting
>no one gets shot

>> No.11523412

>>11518867
I don't get it, what's wrong with that?

>> No.11523416

>>11520064
>>11523412
weebs

>> No.11523419

>>11518126
would try

>> No.11523433

>>11515845
How?

>> No.11523447

>>11516373
How does he kick the ball without breaking the eggs?

>> No.11523464

>>11523061
allegedly

>> No.11523467

>>11515575
its not even fried crisp

>> No.11523471

>>11522412
Fucking koreans

>> No.11523472

>>11515941
What the fuck is wrong with his lip?
That's making me angry.

>> No.11523504
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, No tools required.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11523548

>>11520605
>kangaroo goes from 100% "square up cunt i'll reck u" to "this was a mistake"

tippity top jej

>> No.11523553

>>11523021
don't tell me thats puke
it is, isn't it?

>> No.11523561

>>11523059
>just let me check real quick how my girls tits compare to that chinks tiddies
>it's all so tiresome
t. guy with red cap

>> No.11523641

>>11519410
>leting the juice drip off
need more nukes

>> No.11523671

>>11520348
Fuck off back to /pol/, cancer

>> No.11523680

>>11523671
Ah yes, the man who cannot handle the bantz. Truly, a magnificient sight. Now lets watch as he cries out in his impotent rage at strangers.

>> No.11523881

>>11522055
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.11524092

>>11521645
>>11519773
>daddy, why are Americans like this?

>> No.11524120

>>11515901
It must suck being American lol

>> No.11524137

>>11515617
>Is that cheese?
>Yeah, it's cheese.
>Ok, it's a lot of cheese.
>a LOT of cheese
>Ok, yes, and the Parmesan to top it off, great
Christ almighty

>> No.11524150

>>11523464
No, they're pretty explicit.

>> No.11524163

>>11522821
The same thing happens with me and milk cartons for some reason even though I could do it perfectly like five years ago. Same thing with boxes of macaroni.

>> No.11524358

>>11515587
God I wish that were me

>> No.11524457
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, Mans Best Friend.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11523401
A Thanksgiving night shooting at Alabama's largest enclosed mall that left a gunman dead and two people -- including a 12-year-old girl -- injured sent terrified shoppers running for safety.

>> No.11524657

>>11522614
This is how I imagine sweeden

>> No.11524665

>>11520389
Lol, we can tell your an american.

>> No.11524666

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1065964619406049281/pu/vid/720x1280/YzEVByTMqoSLjxqI.mp4

>> No.11524677

>>11515858
You've got it all wrong, the emu is his actual child, he is laughing at this stupid orphan boy getting his shit wrecked by his superior emu kid.

>> No.11524678
File: 2.97 MB, 720x480, Breakfast Lunch Brunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11524682
File: 1.61 MB, 720x480, Dominance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11524689

>>11519871
I dunno anon, they did win a war

>> No.11524696

>>11523881
Snapper turtles! Mmm, they're used in american cuisine like bookbinder soup. They taste like turkey, but also a little bit like fish.

>> No.11524698

>>11523416
Are you saying weebs don't belong here? These sites are FOR weebs. chan is in the name and /a/, along with the other anime boards, came first.

>> No.11524704
File: 2.96 MB, 468x354, Australia Makes War On Emus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11524704

>>11524689

>> No.11524792

>>11515941
I always thought it was thighs that were most economical. Guess I was wrong.

>> No.11524810

>>11515941
god i hate poor people

>> No.11524828

>>11515839
>Have the children but not the ketchup, master.

>> No.11524853

>>11522412
Hory shit. This coming from a guy who ate raw horse yesterday.

>> No.11524951

>>11515957
modern white bread has so many additives in it a single loaf will last for a month or more at room temperature anyway

>> No.11524964

>>11522147
That's what he gets for eating like a fag

>> No.11524974

>>11522126
fuck niggers, seriously

>> No.11525370

>>11520616
>all africa = zimbabwe
why don't you move there since you're such a dumb nigger

>> No.11526317

>>11520585

That's not an emu, ya daftie. That's a fucking Cassowary. It will disembowel you if it feels like it.

>> No.11526335

>>11516691
u a real one for this one thanks

>> No.11526444

>>11522408
it's just the nerves
>>11522412
thats fucked up tho