What are you making for Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.11505652]

Gobble Gobble HEH

[Anonymous No.11505657]

rice and beans

[Anonymous No.11505677]

>>11505657
Not much to thank God for this year, Huh? :(

[Anonymous No.11505689]

whole roast turkey (no idea how to prep it yet)
green bean casserole
corn bread pudding
stuffing
homeade cranberry sauce

[Anonymous No.11505698]

>>11505652
Ham

[Anonymous No.11505786]

>>11505652
A suicide note

[Anonymous No.11505790]

You mom hehe

[Anonymous No.11505835]

>>11505657
Everything will turn out okay. I'll say a prayer for you.

[Anonymous No.11505844]

>green bean casserolle
>americans

the beans are out of a tin too aren't they?
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.11505850]

>>11505844
Reddit

Spacing

[Anonymous No.11505887]

>>11505677
>>11505835
bless you lads.

[Anonymous No.11505967]

>>11505850
Do you understand what Reddit Spacing even means? Tigerposter is in the clear.

[Anonymous No.11505984]

>>11505652
Eating takeout

[Anonymous No.11506993]

>>11505657
You the same guy who made the struggle food thread?

[Anonymous No.11507385]

>>11505689
>whole roast turkey (no idea how to prep it yet)
Why roast?
When you can airfry it whole?
H E H
E
H

[Anonymous No.11507401]

>>11505844
if you can't appreciate the textural application on canned beans you probably shouldn't be on a cooking board

[Anonymous No.11507457]

>>11505689
Make a brine and soak it overnight. Turkey will be well seasoned and cooks a little bit faster too

[Anonymous No.11507470]

Every year I buy a turkey and some mashed potatoes and maybe stuffing. Lay it out there. But really, I order a bunch of Crave Cases from White Castle, and that's what me and my pals all party on.

The other food always just gets eaten by me in the following days.

[Anonymous No.11507476]

I'm gonna smoke a turkey, will probably cut in in half though because I don't think my smoker can fit a whole one.

Other than that, maybe some baked green beans and homemade pecan ice cream.

[Anonymous No.11507528]

I'm going to my girlfriend's mom's house. They already know me but still....

[Anonymous No.11507555]

>>11507528
And what are you bringing?
You are bringing something right anon?

[Anonymous No.11507573]

>Turkey

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/dry-rubbed-roast-turkey

>Dressing

https://www.southerncastiron.com/2017/10/25/cornbread-dressing/

>Mashed Potatoes

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/ultra-creamy-mashed-potatoes

>Pumpkin Pie

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/bruleed-bourbon-maple-pumpkin-pie


Mom is making apple pie, and my girlfriend is doing roasted brussels sprouts and a salad.

[Anonymous No.11507664]

I'm the mashed potato man.
>tfw have improved massively over the years
protip: melt butter in milk and heat it up before adding it to the taters, tastes better and distributes more evenly.

[Anonymous No.11507745]

>>11507555
My award winning smile

[Anonymous No.11507795]

>>11507745
anon you are failing pretty hard if you are going to be going to your girlfriends families house for thanksgiving and you aren't going to bring anything, at least bring like a 6 pack of beer or something so you don't look like a total loser.

[Anonymous No.11507798]

>>11505652
My family is doing fajitas this year.

[Anonymous No.11507804]

>>11507664
If you don't have a ricer you're a big liar.

[Anonymous No.11507861]

>>11505652
nothing, mom and dad are sick

[Anonymous No.11507869]

>>11507861
Well then why aren't you making them a hearty meal to help them get better? Don't you want to make them feel better?

[Anonymous No.11507960]

We had our Thanksgiving last month. Still, I think I will cook a chicken, some Freedom Fries, and watch some niggerball in honor of my American frens and their traditions.

[Anonymous No.11507977]

>>11507795

I will remain a loser and tap that ass later

[Anonymous No.11507980]

>>11507977
Are you cut or uncut?

[Anonymous No.11508011]

>>11507960
Fucking Leafs

[Anonymous No.11508024]

deviled eggs. I hate making them but someone has to do it. Going to family house so the big stuff is up to them.

[Anonymous No.11508028]

>>11507980

Uncut. But thick enough it doesnt matter

[Anonymous No.11508045]

8 lbs. roast turkey
scalloped sweet potatoes
candied carrots
stuffing
brussel sprouts with caramelized onions
cranberry sauce
pumpkin pie

I really can't wait. The leftovers are going to be amazing.

[Anonymous No.11508048]

>>11508045
>8 lbs. roast turkey
>8 lbs

More like roast turklet

[Anonymous No.11508053]

>>11505657
Sending my energy your way fren.

[Anonymous No.11508054]

>>11508028
Delicious. Does she know you're gay?

[Anonymous No.11508064]

>>11508054

What? Even i don't know about me being gay!!!

[Anonymous No.11508066]

>>11508048
I know, right?
But this bird is going to be real good since I've been curing it since monday. Something I recommend to who ever doesn't know how to prep their turkey.

[Anonymous No.11508077]

>>11508066

Nigger its wednesday i can't marinate in time, my boss wil be here tomorrow, and the dishwasher broke! And i scheduled a date with two girls at the same restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11508103]

>>11508077
Handwasher broke? Your hands are broken?
I wouldn't cook anything then if I were you.

You can marinate the night before. 8 hours will work out.

[Anonymous No.11508109]

>>11508077
Dishwasher broken? Your hands are broken?
Better not cook then.

Rub the bird over night. 8 hours will work out.

[Anonymous No.11508191]

I'm making corn bread pudding. My family has been getting lazier and lazier every year with the things they make, so my hopes aren't too high for this year.

>mashed potatoes are now pre-made store bought shit
>veggies are canned and heated up in microwave
>store bought pumpkin pies because the family decided my mom's recipe was "too spicy" for her to continue bringing

Honestly I just might tr to do some Friendsgiving bullshit next year. It's not really worth it to travel home any more.

[Anonymous No.11508205]

>>11508191
The purpose of Thanksgiving is to spend time with family and give thanks to God. It's not the food, moron

[Anonymous No.11508259]

>>11508066
>been curing it
I don't think you know what that word means. Do you mean brining? If so 72+ hours is far too long so enjoy your salt bomb.

[Anonymous No.11508270]

>>11508259
Curing as in leaving it uncovered and exposed to air in my pantry.

[Anonymous No.11508295]

>>11508270
>curing your turkey in used pantries

[Anonymous No.11508327]

>>11508259
Technically you're correct Anon but >>11508270 and I will, I guess.
Not to say that what the Chinese do is right or anything but this procedure is the same used in preparing peking duck.
I did put brown sugar in my rub so its not going to be that salty.

[Anonymous No.11508336]

>>11505698
make it a rum one

[Anonymous No.11508345]

>>11505689
you can watch a BwB video on It, hes a bit cucky but his videos are good for people that are very novice chefs.

[Anonymous No.11508364]

A frozen pizza.

For the past several years I was always the one planning for and cooking the big Thanksgiving dinner. As per tradition, I had a big dinner planned with family and then my mom unexpectedly passed last night. The rest of my family fell out of my good graces by spending the next 24 hours asking me what they were entitled to. So fuck 'em, Thanksgiving cancelled.

[Anonymous No.11508373]

>>11508364
nani the fuck
money really does bring out the worst in people

[Anonymous No.11508383]

>>11508364
I'm sorry for you loss, Anon. Sounds like you're going through some shit. Hope you picked out a good pizza at least.

[Anonymous No.11508396]

>>11508373
Especially when you know that she's a pensioner in her 80s with hardly anything to her name. Like wat...

>>11508383
Thanks, it's been an odd day.

[Anonymous No.11509726]

>>11508364
Muh Inheritancefags make a difficult time so much worse

[Anonymous No.11509732]

>>11505652
Tendies and fries from Dollar Tree

[Anonymous No.11509777]

>>11509726
Dead mother? Fuck you, pay me.

[Anonymous No.11509807]

>>11505657
Rice and beans is good
eat it with a precooked smoked turkey breast and canned cranberry sauce or something

[Anonymous No.11509956]

>>11508364
Wish you the best brother
Dont give them a fucking dime if youre not forced to
I hope you still manage to enjoy yourself and ease the pain a little
Goodluck

[Anonymous No.11509967]

>>11508364
i'm sorry anon

[Anonymous No.11509968]

>>11508364
F.

Sorry for your loss anon.

[Anonymous No.11509973]

>mfw anon gets more sympathy from fucking 4chan than his own family

[Anonymous No.11510024]

>spicy ribs with a sweet chili and apricot preserves sauce
>roast duck, rubbed down with salt, baking powder, pepper, onion, garlic and oregano
>baked taters
>pumpkin pie
>small section of turkey breast

[Anonymous No.11510040]

>>11508364
Those cunts

[Anonymous No.11510050]

>>11510024
Jesus, a man just lost his MOTHER and you post this SHIT?!

[-Areis No.11510105]

My fingers cuz I'm homeless

[Anonymous No.11510123]

>>11510050
I posted before reading the whole thread, jeez man, chill out.

I empathize with the man and hope for the best for him, but me posting what I'm making in a thread about what food we are making, is not gonna make him feel worse, nor better, nor is he going to feel slighted in any way.

[Anonymous No.11510160]

>>11510123
Wow, what a heartless bastard. This thread isn't about you. It's about a DEAD mother on THANKSGIVING.

[Anonymous No.11510168]

>>11505844
>not making crispy chili oil fried green beans to go in your casserole

[Anonymous No.11510268]

>>11507573
>a salad.
i hope you do it in her ass
what a bitch
who brings a salad to turkey day?

[Anonymous No.11510829]

apu is so cute in his turkey costume

[Anonymous No.11510848]

>>11507664
Thank you mashed potato man

[Anonymous No.11510854]

>>11508205
Thanksgiving is a corporate meme holiday you chucklefuck

[Anonymous No.11510863]

>>11510848
If he were a real Mashed Potato Man he would have told you to use a ricer.
t. Real Mashed Potato Man

[Anonymous No.11510868]

>>11510863
Thank you real mashed potato man

[Anonymous No.11511137]

>>11510863
Fucking ricerfags. Homestyle mashed potatoes are objectively superior

[Anonymous No.11511169]

>>11508364
They are entitled to each shit. Take everything and don't look back.

[Anonymous No.11511183]

>>11505652
>20 lbs. turkey, butter and herbs
>Rice with pigeon peas
>Elbow pasta salad
>Pork pasteles
>Pecan pie
I have always wanted to have a Thanksgiving with mashed potatoes and gravy, but my family hates mashed potatoes for some reason.

[Anonymous No.11511299]

Nothing. Only thing I'm going to try to get is some nog.

[Anonymous No.11511406]

>>11505652
Casino buffet. I'm not making shit

[Anonymous No.11511441]

>>11505652
Heh

[Anonymous No.11511481]

>>11505652
Main course:
>Rolled, boneless pork center loin roast with a bacon, garlic, lemon zest, and rosemary filling. Served with garlic, parsley, and lemon juice olive oil dressing. I'll be making some sort of gravy with the pork drippings as well I'm thinking

Sides:
>Ricer-mashed russet potatoes with plenty of cream, milk, and butter, garnished with chives (ready to reheat)
>Homemade puglia bread stuffing with sweet italian sausage, onion and celery (ready to bake)
>Asparagus sauteed in butter
>Homemade Norwegian lefse potato fllatbread

It's gonna be fucking delicious to eat all of this with my broken ass family.

[Anonymous No.11511498]

>>11505652
takeout pizza

[Anonymous No.11511565]

>>11505657
Not a bad combo. How you seasoning it?

[Anonymous No.11511572]

>>11505786
Dont let the kikes win, white man.

[Anonymous No.11511642]

>>11508364
Sorry about your loss anon, get a good ass pizza. Fuck your greedy shekel stealing family. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.11511682]

>>11505698
>two or more of those are from a human

Fucking hell man.

[Anonymous No.11511788]

>>11505698
This man unsettles me.

[Anonymous No.11511831]

>>11511682
What do you mean Anon?

[Anonymous No.11511854]

My mom is making her signature corn pudding and a salad.

My dad is making the turkey. I bought a 13 lb heritage bird and 6 lbs of turkey breast roast separately for those preferring white meat.

I made a mushrooms gravy, cornbread stuffing (made cornbread from scratch), sweet potato casserole with homemade marshmallows, twice baked potatoes, cider glazed shallots, fried carrots wrapped in homemade whole wheat puff pastry, whole cranberry sauce with orange zest and juice and some local unpasteurized cider (also have some cider to serve), chocolate custard pecan pie, lemon meringue pie, apple pie, and a pumpkin cheesecake. And mixed berry sorbet and chocolate custard ice cream (homemade). Only thing I didn't make from scratch is the cheesecake crust. Reduced homemade beef stock to add to stuffing and to make gravy. Also forgot, whole wheat parker house rolls. took me a week. made all by myself.

[Anonymous No.11511868]

>>11511642
I'm Jewish. Is that a problem here?

[Anonymous No.11511911]

>>11511868

[Anonymous No.11511932]

>>11508364
F

[Anonymous No.11511940]

>>11509807
yeah and while he's at it he should eat it with some filet mignon and caviar with gold flakes all on that shit

[Anonymous No.11511955]

>>11507960
Leafs should honestly just be publicly executed desu

[Anonymous No.11511968]

>>11509973
Offbeat blue boards are free of toxic and racist /pol/ subhumans

[Anonymous No.11511976]

>>11511968

[Anonymous No.11512017]

>>11505652
Stuffing, dinner rolls, pumpkin pie, butterflied turkey, candied yams

[Anonymous No.11512045]

>>11511976
>/pol/ mental gymnastics

[Anonymous No.11512052]

>>11512045

[Anonymous No.11512194]

>>11511868
only if you make it one

[Anonymous No.11512261]

>>11511868
No we have plenty of ovens around here

[Anonymous No.11512269]

>>11512052
So brave

[Anonymous No.11512426]

>>11511854
>chocolate custard pecan pie
S O I L E D
I T

[Anonymous No.11512484]

>>11508364
This guy here. Let me start by saying thanks for the support from my /ck/ anons. This place can be a hole sometimes but other times the community is real. I appreciate you guys.

The more I thought about it, the more I was annoyed that I was letting my family "take" Thanksgiving from me. It's bad timing and it's a real eye-opener, but this should be a day to celebrate and there are still things I can be thankful for. So dinner is back on, but instead of family I'm calling up friends and acquaintances and a couple of co-workers this morning to invite instead. You know the kind, those who didn't want to hang with family, those without family, those who couldn't afford a trip home, etc.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, biscuits, sweet potatoes, glazed carrots, garlic parmesan brussel sprouts, and a couple of pies. I have a few snacky things to put together for folks to graze on while dinner is finishing up, and everybody can bring something if they want and can make it to a store (drinks, more pies or desserts, extra rolls, salads, etc.). It may not be the get-together I had in mind a week ago, but I really think it'll be a good one.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

[Anonymous No.11512669]

>>11507573
Post your mom's and gf's feet.

[Anonymous No.11512673]

>>11511868

[Anonymous No.11512786]

>>11511976

[Anonymous No.11512791]

>>11505652

[Anonymous No.11512802]

I made oyster dressing, baked spaghetti, and fried a turkey :)

[Anonymous No.11512804]

roasted turkey
ham
kale & brussel sprout salad
hasselback butternut squash with a honey herb glaze
roasted carrots
fresh green beans
sourdough stuffing with hot italian sausage & other aromatic stuff

mashed potatoes, rolls, pies, etc will be brought over by family!

happy thanksgiving /ck/ hope all ur dishes come out perfect

[Anonymous No.11512807]

>>11505652
ate roastie beef and mashed a tatos and corn and gravy
bout to get up and get me a pumpkin pie slice maybe nibble more roastie

[Anonymous No.11512816]

>>11508364
sorry about your loss
im gay btw

[Anonymous No.11512830]

>>11512816
No on cares if your gay faggot

[Anonymous No.11512834]

>>11512830
ok i was just warning him jeez don't have to be so homophobic

[Anonymous No.11512843]

I was trying to make cranberry sauce but I think I fucked it up. Or I've just forgotten what food looks like without added dye.

One of those two things has happened.

[Anonymous No.11512846]

>>11511831
long pig

[Anonymous No.11512860]

>>11512484
Happy Thanksgiving man, your mom would be proud.

[Anonymous No.11512867]

>>11512484
Very awesome, good for you. I invited a coworker of mine who was recently divorced, and whose family passed. Gotta do what you can

[Anonymous No.11512917]

Just the usual sides, Stuffing, Cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, Broccoli and cheddar. Just got done with the turkey a little bit ago.

[Anonymous No.11512943]

>>11505652
Bread rolls and buttermilk biscuits because everyone else is bringing the other shit.
>offered to make homemade mashpotatoes as well but uncle wants to bring premade stuff from the store
>offered to help make a good gravy from the roasting juices of the turkey but grandparents want mccormick stuff from a pack
Can't really complain since it's just one day

[Anonymous No.11512946]

>>11512834
Im not homophobic my aunt is gay its just don't shove in someone's face it doesn't matter what your sexual preference is

[Anonymous No.11512949]

>>11505652
aw apu is a turkeh

[Anonymous No.11512960]

>>11508364
why are you so fucking touchy?
they spent 24 hours begging you for TV trays? no they didn't, one person said something and your grief ridden ass went crazy.

[Anonymous No.11512964]

>>11511565
Jasmine rice cooked in butter and chicken broth. An expired (June) can of RoTel diced tomato and cilantro. A slice of SPAM, diced. Ranch Style Beans. Salt and pepper. I made it at 4am so I will have to microwave it. I feel awful and don't want to get up, and I don't want to go to my aunts house to see their enormous family. I just want to stay in bed and be left alone. I will take a picture later when I'm not so miserable.

[Anonymous No.11512980]

>>11508364
J*wish people are such a meme.

[Anonymous No.11512983]

>>11505652
I made Turkey, mac and cheese, cranberry sauce, candied yams, braised green beans, and stuffing.

[Anonymous No.11513165]

>>11512917
That's a good looking turkey. Nice work

[Anonymous No.11513312]

>>11513165
Thanks, this was the first thanksgiving cooking everything myself and I was worried I would screw up with the turkey but it came out nice and tender and juicy.

[Anonymous No.11513321]

>>11511940
I mean, you can buy precooked turkey breast year round at the store for super cheap. Filet mignon actually requires some cooking. Caviar wouldn't go well with rice and beans tho.

[Anonymous No.11513355]

>>11512484
Doing gods work, anon.

[Anonymous No.11513497]

>>11505657
This nigga EATIN BEANS!!

[Anonymous No.11513836]

>>11507476
Weve got that same problem anon. Are you just going to spatchcock it and then split it down the middle? I worry about not getting adequate stuffing of the cavity because of splitting it.

[Anonymous No.11513864]

rubbed some koji rice on my 8 lb turkey a week ago and let it dry age. going to par-bake it today then finish it on the open coals whilst slowly rotating and basting. it's going to be bon appetite.

[Anonymous No.11513874]

>>11513864
dude it's already 1500 you should have been DONE with your food by now

[Anonymous No.11513978]

>>11512946
Gay btw is a /ck/ meme

[Anonymous No.11513989]

>>11505652
Here is my Turkey Recipe for a 26lb bird. I have 15 people coming over:

BRINE
>rosemary, tyme, sage, salt
>maple syrup
>vanilla extract
>muddled apples and oranges

STUFFING (in the bird)
>apples
>sourdough bread
>butter
>mushrooms
>sautéed onions
>salt
>pepper

RUB
>cardamom
>cloves
>nutmeg
>coriander

Parsnips, apples, sweet potatoes, Vedalia onions, garlic cloves, and baby golden potatoes placed in the pan to intermingle with the drippings, turkey is tented with foil and roasted at 350 for 4.5 hours. Basted every 30 minutes with butter and drippings. Photo taken when the beast was one hour from being done.

[Anonymous No.11514177]

>>11513497

[Anonymous No.11514222]

>>11505698
Based hamposter

[Anonymous No.11514227]

>>11513497
fuckin lmao

[Anonymous No.11514862]

>>11508064
Yikes we have a big gay boy here

[Anonymous No.11514869]

>>11508064
you should look up next time you're sucking a cock. you'll see that it is in fact a man's cock

[Anonymous No.11514884]

>>11514869

[Anonymous No.11515001]

>>11511868
is it true that you're all actually lizard people from mars

[Anonymous No.11515012]

>>11505652
Braised cabbage and greem bean casserole.
My wife made turkey and stuffing.
And tonaof others made all the other stuff.
So much food.

[Anonymous No.11515019]

>>11505844
I make all my food from fresh ingredients only.

[Anonymous No.11515024]

>>11513989
looks delicious
do you think turkeys will be discounted after thanksgiving?
I didn't really have one but now would like to cook a turkey at least

[Anonymous No.11515036]

>>11515001
We are part alien hybrids. We are waiting for the fullbloods to return and proceed with the acension.

[Anonymous No.11515037]

>>11505657
How the fuck do you have an Internet Connection from The I'm A Celebrity Jungle?

[Anonymous No.11515440]

>>11515024
Probably. Stores want to get rid of them because people don’t want oversized birds the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.11515767]

>>11513978
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11515790]

>>11505657
>Smoked turkey
>Whole smoked Texas brisket
>Stuffing
>Green bean casserole
>Corn casserole
>Pan roasted brussel sprouts with pancetta
>Mashed potatoes
>Rolls
>Cranberry orange relish
>Glazed carrots
>Baked sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust
>Pecan pie
>Chocolate turtle cheesecake
All scratchmade desu

[Anonymous No.11515836]

>>11509973
little does he know its a dastardly plan to receive the inheritance ;)

[Anonymous No.11515846]

>>11511868
>Is that a problem here?

Yes. I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.11515950]

>>11512484
give it the best Thanksgiving your mom would've wanted, anon

[Anonymous No.11515996]

>>11512964
>>11511565
>>11505657
Here it is. Yesterday's leftovers: Thanksgiving dinner, with an extra sad side of rum and coke.

[Anonymous No.11516021]

OwO

[Anonymous No.11516025]

>>11516021
what is this?

[Anonymous No.11516173]

>>11516025
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11516467]

>see Turkey and slightly angled orange red shapes in the pan under the rack the Turkey is on
>whoa crab legs cooked under a turkey!
>no that's carrots
Oof

[Anonymous No.11516489]

First time making a turkey, it turned out great.

[Anonymous No.11516496]

>>11516489
I cooked a mix of carrots, celery and onion under the turkey and woooow they were amazing. Completely different than when I do it with chicken. Maybe because it gets cooked longer, I don't know, but there was a huge difference. Unfortunately I forgot to include it in the pic. We also made deviled eggs as an appetizer.

[Anonymous No.11516611]

someone else did the mashed potatoes this year instead of my mom and they fucked them up
they were fucking tangy, almost like sour cream was dumped into them

[Anonymous No.11516617]

>>11505652
HEH

[Anonymous No.11516619]

>>11516173
Heh?

[Anonymous No.11516655]

>>11505652
Tuuuuuuuuuuuurrkkkkeeyyyyy HEH

[Anonymous No.11516934]

>>11515790
>All scratchmade desu
but did you make it yourself

[Anonymous No.11517674]

Akward moments.

[Anonymous No.11517776]

>>11517674
Heh?

[Anonymous No.11517778]

>>11508364
you sound based as fuck. Seems like she raised you well.

[Anonymous No.11517801]

>>11508364
My sympathies, man.
Saw my family fall apart in April after my grandfather died.
It's tough enough losing a loved one, but having to watch all those nice people turn into absolute pieces of shit overnight is just heartbreaking.

Sorry for your loss.

I assume the leftover turkeys are going on sale now. Get a leg or something and treat yourself. You don't need the misery of frozen pizza on top of everything else.