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ITT: wifey material and otrher food atroceties.

>> No.11491995
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>> No.11492004

>>11491959
>paleo
>cleanse
>organic
haha

>> No.11492012

half of these pics are always just jokes

>> No.11492017
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>>11491959
>vegan

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>> No.11492198

>>11492004
you forgot
>vegan
actually none of the tags match that food

>> No.11492202

>>11491959
this is the kind of food i make. i can’t cook

>> No.11492250
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>>11492041
There has to being something else in there right? A stew can be 99% water and 1% hot dogs?!?!!?!?!?!?

>> No.11492260

>>11492184
lost

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>> No.11492557

>>11492012
newchan doesn't understand that most of these were made for fun because they don't know what the word trolling means
they think everyone else is just retarded

>> No.11492591

>>11492250
Holy shit that child's neck is long

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>> No.11492627

>>11492608
I once asked my friends on Facebook how long I need to microwave Sushi. Oooh the hate was real :D

>> No.11492628

>>11492608
valid

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>> No.11492672

>>11492635
if you were on keto you'd be thrilled to find it

>> No.11492678

>>11492627
Epic

>> No.11492679

>>11491959
This kind of Dunning-Kruger Effect shit both cracks me up and makes me sad at the same time.

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>>11492635
You think thats bad look at what i found

>> No.11492696

>>11492686
Do not talk shit about my PB Fit. For cooking it's fantastic, actually does taste like peanut butter and it's easier to control the consistency.

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>> No.11492707

>>11492627
Based

>> No.11492708

>>11492591
the neck is a thumb
"By Obvious Plant"

>> No.11492724

>>11492012
I'd say more than half. What they dont realize is people who cant cook usually dont cook.

>> No.11492731
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Literally /ck/'s perfect wife.

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>> No.11492746

>>11492731
Those look good what's the problem?

>> No.11492749

>>11492732
>stigmatavocado

>> No.11492757

>>11492732
Can someone explain how this is even possible? I've read about this kind of thing becoming a reasonably common problem, but I've never come anywhere near the ER as a result of an avocado

>> No.11492766

>>11492746
The egg yolks are green because she over cooked the shit out of them. The egg whites will be like eating rubber, the yolks will smell and taste like pure sulphur, and the yolks texture will also be rubbery.

>> No.11492772

>>11492766
>yolk texture will be rubbery
Not with a gallon of mayonnaise involved

>> No.11492776

>>11491959
That image is low quality bait

>> No.11492777

>>11492766
Meh.

>> No.11492780

>>11492757
If I had to guess it's because people are told to "stab the pit" to remove it, and rather than chopping with the blade they interpret that to mean stab with the point.

>> No.11492786

>>11492766
those are avocados fucktard

>> No.11492790

>>11492786
What the fuck are you on about? They are eggs, there are no avocados in that video.

>> No.11492809

>>11492786
Its egg yolks you blind mongoloid

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>> No.11492847

>>11492838
Based scandi """"cuisine"""""

>> No.11492850

>>11492686
Powdered peanut butter is awesome. I like to mix oatmeal into plain yogurt with this stuff and let it sit overnight in the fridge. Add a banana and it's an awesome breakfast.
This shit here >>11492635 isn't even food, it's just indigestible fillers designed to slightly reduce the pain of starving yourself to death.

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classic

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>> No.11492916

>>11492635
there are people with peanut allergies that still want peanut butter. I mean there are better choices in this situation but still.

>> No.11492921

>>11491995
>cup is empty

>> No.11492947

>>11492184
>Toast bread with some olive oil
>Sauté mushrooms
>Combine with tomato sauce
>Serve
There, fixed it

>> No.11492949

>>11492608
probably tastes better like that desu

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>> No.11492956

>>11491959
The hashtags don’t even make sense, why vegan

>> No.11492958

>>11492956
she craves attention, like any neurotic internet user

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>> No.11492969

>>11492731
Assuming that blob has a vagina, yes that is the perfect /ck/ wife.

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>>11492965
I had one of those.

It looks gross and doesn't sound good.

But it is okay in its own way. The patty has nothing to do with a beef patty, it is more like thick slice of salami.

Basically it tastes like a fancy BiFi Carazza.

>> No.11492983

>>11492950
>poke with a straw
>no mess
The thinking man's meal on the go

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>> No.11493008

>>11492999
This triggers me probably more than it should

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>> No.11493023

>>11492994
Why do Europeans do this?

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blyaaaaaaat

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>> No.11493066

>>11493007
>ssschlooorrrppp

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i did something

>> No.11493081

>>11493075
Fimally!

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>>11492786
Maximum troll 9999 bravo sir

>> No.11493120

>>11492982
The end is nigh

>> No.11493153

>>11492847
that's finland

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>>11492545

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>>11493211

>> No.11493256

>>11492608
this is the only way to consume gas-station sushi without contracting worms or dysentery

>> No.11493259

>>11492250
>Fimally!

>> No.11493270

>>11493106
I've actually had avocado deviled eggs and they're pretty good

>> No.11493280

>>11492679
oh the ironing

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>> No.11493294

>>11493153
Idiot

>> No.11493323

>>11492757
theres a pic of the other side of his hand, he luckily missed his bones, it went through the webbing between his fingers

>> No.11493353

These aren't funny when you know they're fake

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>> No.11493368

>>11492032
These bitches have to know that they are disgusting.
They must possess some level of self awareness.

>> No.11493372

>>11493256
You do realize they don't put raw fish in gas station sushi you dumb sheltered faggot

>> No.11493409

>>11492757
>casual tries to wrench avocado stone out
>knife slips
>knife is very sharp and pointing at hand
Doesn't take Sherlock to solve that case.

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>>11492608
the nips aren't as down with ridiculous fatty rolls like in America but they decorate their nigiri sushi with lots of toppings, including a lot of flame charring the fish on top of the sushi. shit was delish.

>> No.11493432

>>11492635
>some strange kind of fiber matrix to hold artificial flavoring
>but has no dietary fiber
how?

>> No.11493441

>>11493030
shark?

>> No.11493476

>>11492780
thats the correct interpretation because stab means to use the pointy end of the fucking knife. anyone who gave those instructions is just as stupid as the man who followed them.

>> No.11493482

>>11492672
if you where on keto you wouldnt ever have to worry about eating too much peanut butter you fucking retard

>> No.11493503

>>11492916
It contain peanuts, fool.

>> No.11493513

>>11493294

FINLAND IS NOT SCANDINAVIA YOU FUCKING MONGOL

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>> No.11493551

>>11492608
My dad's done this

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>>11491995
Got another American dish here

>> No.11493562

>>11493513
not with that attitude

>> No.11493578
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>>11493482
but that's not true:
peanuts are legumes, not nuts, and as such they have enough carbs that you have to limit them

you stupid fucking faggot
this is basic food knowledge

you don't belong on a cooking board if you don't know what a fucking peanut is yet have the gall to speak authoritatively about them you embarrassing know-it-all poseur

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>>11493557

>> No.11493641

>>11493287
is this the origin story of dinotendies?

>> No.11493649

>>11493002
I would have never thought this possible, and the fact someone out there went through all the trouble....
>Stay golden, Ponyboy.

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1/2

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>>11493703
2/2

>> No.11493746

>>11493441
Salmon

>> No.11493782

>>11493018
Viva meheeco

>> No.11493837

This thread has made me laugh harder than I have in months.

>> No.11493877

>>11493837
Damn dude, seek help for that depression

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>> No.11493954

>>11493946
jesus christ thats kraft singles on the right isnt it?

>> No.11494801

>>11493946
Hate to say it, but loccdawgg actually makes a great point here.

>> No.11494806

>>11491995
Looks fake honestly.

>> No.11494823

>>11493954
Yeah
Kraft singles are basically just solid cheese sauce and they brown up pretty nicely

>> No.11494889

>>11492545
>>11493211
>>11493229
Hi plebbit :^)

>> No.11494895

>>11492679
i hope you're joking

>> No.11495202

>>11492672
I'm always impressed at the willingness of you retards to attempt normal interaction with people despite your incapacity. So inspiring.

>> No.11495218

>>11491959
>al Kraft.
>Kraft.
>You realize this bitch just made Kraft Mac-n-cheese

>> No.11495315

>>11493946
>pretending to be a retard for upvotes
wow it's just like 4chan

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>>11492965
would try, not gonna lie

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>>11492994

Step 1: bread it
Step 2: deep-fry it

>> No.11495627

>>11493409
It's usually because the knife isn't sharp at all. So they use retard strength and it slips.

>> No.11495629

>>11492032
I mean women in many countries out menstrual blood in their Valentine's chocolate because they believe it makes the guy they give it to fall in love or whatever

>> No.11495636

>>11493649
Oil cooling is actually a thing. Of course people use mineral oil rather than cooking oil so it doesn't go rancid, and they don't use it to cook fries.

>> No.11495646

>>11493709
Did they find the body yet?

>> No.11495658

>>11492731
Why the fuck are American egg yolks green?

>> No.11495708

>>11492732
What kind of retard...?

>> No.11495717

>>11492847
It all looks like that. https://youtu.be/itXjAuUTs2U

>> No.11495729

>>11495658
It's from boiling eggs too long.

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>>11495627
you don't even need a sharp knife to open an avocado though shit i've used butter knives to cut into them

i'm still convinced that image is fake. nobody is that fucking stupid.

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>>11492250

>> No.11496457

>>11492032
This is retarded, cooked blood is black.

>> No.11496511

>>11492965
fuck you germany

>> No.11496516

>>11493287
I think the one where he cut off the table leg and it led to catastrophic failure was the best one

>> No.11496793

>>11496352
>nobody is that fucking stupid
Oh man, you are naive

>> No.11496811

>>11492724
It's not like any of the pictures shown are cooked meals either...

>> No.11496852

>>11492743
pretty dumb design for a knife to have a point down by the handle

>> No.11496863

>>11496352
needs to be sharp to get into the pit, though

>> No.11497113

This IS wifey material.

It's 2018, women no longer know how to cook. If they at least TRY then theres still hope for them

>> No.11497143

>>11492012
this

>XD I put tooothpaste in my ramen!! so randum!!!! lol cursedi image!!

>> No.11497145

>>11492004
>formagio al kraft

>> No.11497150

>>11492608
that's probably the safe way to eat low quality sushi

>> No.11497925

>>11492250
Fuck you I lost like a retard

>> No.11498170

>>11492003
>>11491995
>>11492032
>>11492041
>>11492965
>>11493007
>>11493557
never in my life did i wanna throw up so bad.

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>> No.11498201

>>11492659
What were they trying to summon?

>> No.11498210

>>11492012
Jokes and trolling are things of the past. I blame /pol/ perpetuating the myth that everything retarded is 100% serious Jewish psyop shilling.

>> No.11498214

>>11498194
Do people actually find this sort of thing funny?

Not just putting the octopus in the bird, not just seeing the original post, but seeing a repost of the original post of someone who put the octopus in the bird. Is that funny? Because none of it seems all that funny to me.

>> No.11498217

>>11498194
>[fapping intensifies]

>> No.11498221

>>11495615
now you, sir, are epic xD

>> No.11498223

>>11492731
green eggs and hambeast

>> No.11498231

>>11492743
Why do stupid people always isolate and show off their minor injuries every time they get a cut or scrape? It's infuriating.

>> No.11498236

>>11492023
great idea, terrible execution

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5st%C3%A5rta

>> No.11498247

>>11495658
it just looks like that from the halogen lights in her trailer

>> No.11498273

>>11493578
>you don't belong on a cooking board if you don't know what a fucking peanut is yet have the gall to speak authoritatively about them you embarrassing know-it-all poseur
lmao don't you know where you are, sweaty?

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>>11492250

>> No.11498327

>>11498301
is this real?

>> No.11498344

>>11492023

That second to last sentence always makes me feel ill

>> No.11498348

>>11492608
made me lole

>> No.11498354

>>11498327
it was the only known case a snail boy birth, but he did not live past age 14

>> No.11498355

>>11498327
Yes. Snail boy is real.

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>> No.11498493

>>11494823
>Kraft singles are basically just solid cheese sauce and they brown up pretty nicely
I know you do use Cheddar to make the sauce, but Jesus Christ, put in some effort.

>> No.11498499

>>11498214
Would be funnier without the Redshit caption on it, honestly.

>> No.11498520

>>11498301
Sleep tight, snail boy

>> No.11498597

>>11498415
Would be decent with some onions

>> No.11498609

>>11498194
That's actually called a Turkthulu.

>> No.11498610

>>11493432
Plastic residue

>> No.11499281

>>11492786
10/10 you got >>11492790 to rage out

>> No.11499289

>>11492891
Is that popcorn or shitty ass scrambled eggs?

>> No.11499296

>>11492982
For the canned burger, did you eat it at room temp or did you heat it up?

>> No.11499331

>>11493638
I was in that thread and my stomach hurt from laughing so hard, thanks dude great screen cap

>> No.11499885

>>11492999
This image is cursed

>> No.11500048

>>11492731
If she can get the pickle jar open
She’s handy material

>> No.11500090

>>11492686
i like this tuff. i put in me plain yogurt

>> No.11500097

>>11492731
she hasn't posted a video in a whiel...

>> No.11500100

>>11492994
williamsburg, brooklyn

>> No.11500117

>>11500100
A place you could never afford to spend any time in.

>> No.11500120

>>11500117
me?

I live in New York...

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>>11491959
I found this in a store years ago. I regret not checking the ingredients.

>> No.11500826

>>11496352
fucking faggot egg

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>> No.11500876

>>11492983
that's genius desu

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>>11493007
>>11493066

>> No.11500998

>>11498201
The spirit of America, clearly.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>11492994
Reminds me of this. Speaking of why doesn't that machine exist already?

>> No.11501069

>>11493638
Dear god my sides are on mars

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>>11500790
I'll save you the trouble, it's cut with potassium chloride. It tastes salty sure, but also nauseating.

>> No.11501105

>>11492012
i dunno about that anon, they are women.

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>>11500790
>reduced sodium

>> No.11501137

>>11501130
don't worry fren, they just put a little bit less salt in the container to save profits

>> No.11501142

>>11492678
>>11492707
samefag

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>> No.11501156

>>11492635
what the actual fuck is this

>> No.11501164

>>11492041
I want to say there is still hope if it simmers and reduces into a chili, but there is no hope.

>> No.11501196

>>11492041
coincidentally, stu was reported missing about a week later

>> No.11501219

>>11492545
Looks great but I don't think those are the "finest" jelly beans

>> No.11501228

>>11498223
Criminally underrated

>> No.11501291

>>11500884
was something happening to her before the chicken appears? it looks like diarrhea

>> No.11501321

>>11492557
>they think everyone else is just retarded
that is a reasonable assumption

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>> No.11501353

>>11492023
yeah I'd be hurgin all night if I ate that

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>> No.11501370

>>11496457
This.

>> No.11501379

My gf (now wife) and I got really drunk at a party once and really wanted cheesecake once we got home. We thought we still had some that we got from her grandma, but on arrival home we realized we already ate it all. I grumbled a bit and just went to sleep.

I woke up in bed with the gf and when I went to the kitchen I discovered she actually baked the cheesecake after I went to sleep... inside of a large ceramic teapot. A brownie base, a nice thick layer of cheesecake proper, and a strawberry jelly layer on top. All inside a teapot.

It tasted good but digging it out of there was a pain.

>> No.11501386

>>11501379
(she told me she couldn't find the baking tin)

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>want to be good wifey
>bf is a much better cook than I am

>> No.11501395

>>11492041
yum stu

>> No.11501399

>>11501389
ask him to teach u, and reward with boipussi

>> No.11501401

>>11492627
fuck off cunt

>> No.11501478

>>11494801
I'm pretty sure that mac and cheese isn't even up to prison cafeteria standards.

>> No.11501481

>>11496457
Probably only used a tiny bit and added food coloring to make it red.

>> No.11501491

>>11492250
Nice tumblr humor I'm glad nuchan likes it though :D :D so funny

>> No.11501518

>>11500790
it's just a combo of NaCl and KCl

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>>11501137
>Reduced Sodium!
>Serving size is halved, otherwise its just normal salt

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>>11492250
>>11492260
>>11492545
>>11492591
>>11492707
>>11492776
>>11493008
>>11493030
>>11493075
>>11493081
>>11493259
>>11493524
>>11493837
>>11495708
>>11496454
>>11497113
>>11497925
>>11498201
>>11498217
>>11498301
>>11498520
>>11498609
>>11499281
>>11499331
>>11499885
>>11500048
>>11500998
>>11501069
>>11501156
>>11501228
>>11501370
pls go back to r*dd*t

>> No.11501550

>>11501523
I saw a kettle once that had
>uses a third less energy!*
slapped on the front, then in the small print
>fill with 500ml water instead of 750ml to make two cups

>> No.11501551

>>11501330
Keeping him bedridden for all eternity?

>> No.11501662

>>11501538
>Look Mommy, I replied to all of them!

>> No.11501677

>>11501339
kek, this is professional Argentine footballer Marcos Rojo; plays for Manchester United iirc. Everyone was laughing at this pic in social media and tv.

>> No.11501708

>>11493192
I mean it looks weird but it could taste good

>> No.11501733

>>11493709
i dont get it. what's in the french press?

>> No.11501770

>>11501334
this one is atleast edible, fuck

>> No.11501873

>>11492757
He stored something in that area

>> No.11502130

>>11492032
Fake and gay everyone knows blood turns black when you cook it like blood sausages or blood pudding

>> No.11502311

>>11502130
Menstrual "blood" is not actually blood. However I agree it's fake

>> No.11502401

>>11492672
Bruh try having 3 spoons of peanut butter by itself. It’s too filling to overeat. You can’t overeat peanut butter in keto because there’s no bread to mitigate the richness.

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>> No.11503472

>>11501770
>those eggs
>edible

>> No.11503579

>>11493153
*East Sweden

>> No.11503624

>>11492686
That’s for flavoring smoothies and yogurt, no one actually makes peanut butter with it

>> No.11503628

>>11501356
actually delicious

>> No.11504320

>>11492732
that's a big tiddy

>> No.11504420

>>11501379
>digging it out of there was a pain
You were meant to pour it you idiot.

>> No.11504508

>>11491995
It's okay to beat women

>> No.11504833

>>11501873
>>11493323
It's clearly a woman

>> No.11504883

>>11492184
The Last Supper

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>>11493367
how does one man fuck everything up so badly? There is literally no way he is not doing this on purpose.

>> No.11504938

>>11492275
Looks like fuckin boiled ground beef

>> No.11504982

>>11493061
JUST

>> No.11506169

>>11492250
>obvious plant

>> No.11506280

>>11492686
Fuck you it’s good in a protein shake.

>> No.11506288

>>11504919
>There is literally no way he is not doing this on purpose.
No shit, Sherlock.

>> No.11506545

>>11493007
Quaid.. start the reactor

>> No.11506610

>>11501346
Fucking hell, what is that supposed to be?

>> No.11506626

>>11506610
Mayo with....something?

>> No.11506658

>>11498210
trolling was never, ever a thing. it was a word tossed around for "i got joked on so i'll call it harassment"

>> No.11507647

>>11501349
But this is true

>> No.11508388

>>11493192
Steve immediately punched her and went to the bar.

>> No.11508404

>>11492608
what a hero

>> No.11508411

>>11506610
Yaki soba.
lol some Japanese are autistic about mayo.

>> No.11508503

>>11492950
I ate those occasionally during my poor student days. Tastes nothing like spaghetti blogonese but it isn't horrible.

>> No.11508614

>>11506288
Do you feel better now? Still need a daipey change?

>> No.11508756

>>11501491
4chan humour has always been cringe as fuck newfag

>> No.11508894

>>11495401
>will eat anything that comes in a can, even the can is rusted through and the contents were barely edible when new
He's amazing.

>> No.11508907

>>11501146
This is just aspic.

>> No.11508913

>>11508894
He doesn't eat anything, there's been plenty he's refused to eat base don smell and rust. But he still eats more than almost anyone.

>> No.11509043

>>11498415
gordon ramsays perfect burgah

>> No.11509117

>>11508503
>blogonese

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>>11492250

>> No.11509261

>>11509260
Be Advised.

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>>11509260
>>11492250

>> No.11509464

>>11507647
Not in that quantity.

>> No.11509860

>>11498301
>not using "egg" as shell

>> No.11510215

>>11492275
>nachos al pasdorito

>> No.11510263

>>11492749

Under rated comment

>> No.11510311

>>11493703
>>11493709
Fucking hell was that really over a year ago?

>> No.11511362

>>11492608
>$300 GAIJIN
>U PAY NOW

>> No.11511366

>>11492743
>cuts the hand holding the knife
Absolute madman

>> No.11511404

>>11492686
pb2 is based, fuck off

>> No.11511415

>>11495401
>>11508894
Who is he

>> No.11511418

>>11492731
Literally have I never seen a more disgusting video in my life. I HATE eggs, and I hate fat people.

>> No.11511419

>>11498231
pain reduction

>> No.11511421

>>11511415
steve mre 1989

Highly suggested youtube channel, so good

>> No.11511424

>>11493061
This guys reviews are the best. I love how prolific they got.

>> No.11511492

>>11498415
Now that's a Mettbrötchen.

>> No.11511529

>>11492950
isnt is basically just heinz spaghetti?

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>>11492749

>> No.11512549

>>11491959
Does anyone remember the youtube chick who cooked spaghetti but the sauce was mostly oil? Something like "Mamma Marie's Italian Cooking" or something.

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I love struggle plate season

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>>11512587

>> No.11512602

>>11512587
Looks like your classic rape/murder ditch combo

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>>11512594