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Donuts in the break room!

>> No.11487004

>>11486998
I’m from the FBI, I’ll be confiscating those donuts due to them being material evidence in the trial of the hacker known as 4chan.

>> No.11487009

>>11487004
based

>> No.11487012

>>11486998
>begrudgingly eat one of those
>now have to consciously cut back during dinner to make up for the calories

fuck you jenna

>> No.11487031

I'll have one eclair

>> No.11487034

>>11486998
They're not even good dounts either, they're stale dunkin dounts. Or shiity grocery store cupcakes

At least bring baked goods if you're gonna bring something, Lisa.

>> No.11487039
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11487039

Overcooked chocalate cookies. No way I'm eating these. This place is full of immigrants, former/current drug abusers, and mental health patients.

>> No.11487046

>>11487039
>tfw you see that 300lb landwhale emily take a handful as she finishes her tiny salad

>> No.11487063

>6 doughnuts cut in half becoming stale instantly
The finger wiggler
>dont mind if I do!

>> No.11487071
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11487071

>>11486998
>have a fat coworker
>do an experiment
>walk by her office eating a carrot the first day
>no response
>walk by her office with a cupcake
>she wheels out and asks me to share
>tell her I have none to share
>walk by her office with an apple
>no movement
>walk by her office with a chocolate bar
>she wheels out on her office chair again and asks me to share

>> No.11487072

>>11487071
She's gonna start rumors about you
>His fat ass is always eating sugar but never wants to share

>> No.11487075

>>11487072
Won't work, fat people can't start rumours about skinny people, she'll just sound bitter to the listener over the fact I didn't give her candy.

>> No.11487129

>>11486998
What kind of shit company do you work for where you sit around in some "break room?"

>> No.11487134

>>11487129
You don't have a break room?

>> No.11487136

>>11486998
>sits around in a "break room"
>yammers by a water cooler
>wonders why it gets minimum wage

>> No.11487144

>>11487134
I guess they're around but those are for secretaries and minimum wage types. I prefer to get my work done and fucking leave to live my own life. Yapping around in some "break room" is a waste of time.

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11487809

>>11486998
>"Thanks Beth!"

>> No.11487820

I have a coworker who's a legit baker (honestly don't know why she doesn't quit and start her own bakery) and she'll make you any kind of cookie/cake/pie you want for your birthday. Fucking awesome.

>> No.11487822

>>11487144
Then where do you get coffee/tea or clean your lunch dishes or put stuff in a refrigerator? It doesn't have to literally be a room to just sit down for your 10 o'clock break, it's often a small kitchen with the basics (fridge, toaster, small oven, a sink, coffee machine).

>> No.11487823

>>11487144
What’s it like to be a gigantic tool?

>> No.11487825

>tfw coffee & donuts from my boss for those who take the weekend shifts

Based boss

>> No.11487830

>>11487820
Used to work at this grocery store and this one woman in the kitchen would just bring her baked goods in. She had these pumpkin macaroons that were outstanding, I’d never had a good macaroon until I tried them.

>> No.11487895

>>11487825
>eat shit all day and ruin any weekend of plans
>excited to get a free donut
Forever wagecuckin

>> No.11487940
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11487940

>Anon a customer gave us cookies!
>generic store bought tray of Christmas cookies that have the texture of dry sand mixed with clay

>> No.11487943

>that coworker that buys the absolute cheapest, vilest ingredients and then bakes for her coworkers

>> No.11487963

>>11487071
Interesting

Do something that’s not a pastry or candy? Like soda and or juice.

>> No.11488097

The coworker that used to bring baked stuff left, so now the office break area is just donuts every once in a while. The control room is where the good shit is, there's always kolaches or breakfast tacos or the operators are cooking up some chili or venison sausages.

>> No.11488108

Do American's really eat fat soaked simple carbs daily?

>> No.11488136

>>11486998
Actually had one good meal provided by my company and it was a bunch of pizzahut pizzas, all different types and as much as I could eat.

>> No.11488190

>>11487820
Do you work at Lowe's?

>> No.11488201

>>11488108
I'm American but I don't like donuts. Or cinnamon rolls. I don't really like sweet pastries in general. I'd much rather have something savory over something sweet.

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11488219

>>11486998
>someone brings in shitty dunkin donuts holes
>krispy kreme is a block away
also
>someone brought in krispy kreme one time
>bought literally everything they sell except for hot plain glazed doughnuts

>> No.11488220

>>11488201
You're not American

>> No.11488229

>>11488220
He could be a drunk

>> No.11488286

>>11487034
>grocery store donuts/pastries
special place in hell for whoever started those

>> No.11488407

>>11487940
This, I can stomach the shitty donuts and chocolate chip cookies but I have physical difficulties eating those those "sugar cookies".
I have no idea how they dry out your mouth that fast.

>> No.11488414

>>11488219
>either choice when both are shit

>> No.11488488

>>11487034
>>11488286
I'm in the middle of nowhere and I don't have donuts in my grocery store.
What's wrong with them? Are they not baked goods?
How does that even work?

>> No.11488508

>>11488414
everything is shit at krispy kreme except for hot plain glazed. fatass contrarians will disagree and complain about too much sugar blah blah blah and then go eat a cake doughnut that is just as unhealthy if not worse. dunkin donuts is entirely trash.

>> No.11488509

>>11487071
Things that did not happen: The Post

>> No.11488652

I love these threads because they let me keep complaining on how much I hate the food culture in work offices.

I know it's autistic of me, but it just reminds me how depressing everything is in office workplaces. I should change careers.

>> No.11488763

>>11487823
You'd know, so tell us.

>> No.11488771
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11488771

For donuts get some French crullers.

>> No.11488774

>>11488652
its not that bad man. Donuts are pretty good, and most people can easily afford eating one without it effecting their lives in some autistic way

>> No.11488784

>>11488414
Choose nothing then, it's like turning off a TV when there's nothing worth watching on or it's 100% commercials or agenda pushing twats.

>> No.11488804

>>11488774
It's pretty bad. People getting all excited like their day is made because they had 35 cents of flour and frosting, generally the same folks who are on the most recent fad diet and eating lean cuisines at lunch. Generally the same ones who are all excited that we have a lunch meeting because a platter of bland sandwiches is being delivered by Panera. Instead of getting out of the office for a break, maybe seeing the sun.

>> No.11488888

>>11487009
Nah

>> No.11488893

>>11487963
I mean, I already confirmed what I suspected, there was no reason to make myself keep eating candy past the one week where I felt like fooling around. Fucking fatass never leaves her wheelie chair and she should be asking me for the carrots, not the cupcakes. But I guess it doesn't matter anyway since life is pointless.

>> No.11488900

>>11488509
Was gonna post this.
Fatties have thier own snacks and adults dont ask to share. They just go to the vending machine.

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>>11486998
>tfw you are on second shift and by the time you arrive at work all that's left is the empty doughnut box in the trash

>> No.11488911
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11488911

>don't mind me, I'm the only good kind of donut

>> No.11488924
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11488924

>we get these and another one with baked pastries every wednesday
I love my spanish overlords

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11488938

>>11488804
Kind of like the idiots programmed into thinking that waking up with folgers in their cup is the best part of their day.

>> No.11488960

Fucking coffee morons.

>> No.11488966

>>11488888
cringe but checked

>> No.11488981

>>11488911
based old fashioned

>> No.11489017

>>11488938
Yeah, don’t start me on the “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” people. Or “hangry” people. Just because you’ve gone 15 minutes without your caffeinated morning milkshake or are eating a whole hour hour later than you’re used to, doesn’t mean you can be a piece of shit.

>> No.11489096

>>11486998
You forgot to greentext.

>> No.11489177

>>11488763
>I know you are but what am I?

Excellent response, really put me in my place.

>> No.11489397

>>11488771
this

>> No.11489842

>>11486998
lucky!

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11489856

>>11489017
>tubby never has low enough blood sugar to earn some meanness

*sluuurrrrp*
don't talk to me again anon

>> No.11489868

>>11487039
actually i recently started a job where most of my coworkers are former convicts. rather fun work environment honestly.

>> No.11489873

>>11486998
I don't understand the mass appeal of donuts. In my 31 years, I've never taken a bite of a donut and thought "that was good". Chocolate is my only interest when it comes to sweets, but every form of donut I've ever come across which was portrayed as """"chocolate"""" was as equally shitty as all the other donuts. That is the absolute most shitty, fake imitation of chocolate I've ever tasted. Pure fucking garbage.

>> No.11489877

>>11489873
>I don't understand
poor you anon

>> No.11489903

>>11489873
>I've never taken a bite of a donut and thought "that was good"
well thats fucking weird

>> No.11489921

>>11489017
>“hangry” people.
You have absolutely no idea how bad it is to be this. I must eat every 3 hours. No exception, or I will become frantic. I don't understand it, but I guess its a metabolism thing, as I'm 6 foot, 130 pounds and eat lots of food all through the day. If I don't eat, forget about good times - fuck you get the fuck out of my way while I go find my next food source. Don't like that? Too fucking bad, move, I'm going to get some food. Butt hurt over it? LOL, don't care, fuck off, I'm going to eat now, BUH BYE.

>> No.11489933

>>11488229
I am. Still. I don't like donuts. Cake donuts are better in any case

>> No.11489935

>>11489921
it usually means you have liver disease, like hepatitis or hiv. BUH BYE

>> No.11489954

>>11489935
I'm shakin' in muh boots.

In reality, I don't have any diseases. I just care more about getting my food than seeing your (all of you when you are in the way) annoying face. Swerve, fag. My next snack is more important than your dumb mouth making sounds, lmao.

>> No.11489955

>>11489017
I think I'm one of those people
>walk into office with coffee
>sit down to review my inbox and work out which of them can be ignored
>immediately pounced on by a bunch of random idiots running up to me
>one wants to ask if I have "just a second" to review something before he sends it
>one wants to talk politics
>one wants to ask me to do his work for him
>one wants to ask about the email he sent 30 seconds ago

FFS is it so unreasonable to wait 10-15 minutes for someone to settle in before jumping down their throat?

>> No.11489963

>>11489954
good luck with your 'metabolism thing'

>> No.11489967

>>11489963
Good luck with that "mad thing" you got going.

>> No.11489978

>>11486998
Imagine being 5'9" 350lbs and proudly claiming you've never had pizza in your life before.

>> No.11489981

>>11489955
Are you the boss of the place?

>> No.11489989

>>11489981
No. If I was, it would be understandable.

>> No.11490002

Anyone else get forced to take food or else be considered insulting? Like just this week we had a customer come in with a box of cookies and walked around and made sure every single employee took one. I don't even deal with customers and still had to take one since he's a big client, threw it away as soon as he was out of the room.

>> No.11490004

>>11489921
Then carry a fucking snack bar you little bitch. There are plenty of humans who have to go WHOLE DAYS without food. Stop being a cunt.

>>11489955
Drink your coffee before you get to work and be ready to clock in and get to the day.

The point here is not being a shitty person to others because you’re a delicate flower. You think other people aren’t hungry or tired? Get over it.

>> No.11490008

>>11487144
based as fuck, i dont take any breaks and leave an hour early everyday, paid.

i also work 7 days on and 7 days off 12 hour days its fucking awesome

>> No.11490028

>>11490004
>drink your coffee before you get to work
By the time I get to the office I've had coffee and done my morning gym routine. I still want to be left alone for long enough to get a sense of what's going on before getting jumped on.
>being a shitty person
Oh you mean like asking someone to do your work for them by playing the "oh you're so much smarter than me" routine? That kind of shitty person?
>clock in
I don't work in a fucking factory, you filthy ogre. Please leave before I call security.

>> No.11490050

>>11490002
I hate sugary stuff, so I’m right there with you.
>Sorry, I’m good
>Oh you HAVE to have one anon! They’re sooooo yummy
>Nah, thanks, I’m not interested
>What, are you on a diet? have a cheat day!
>I don’t really like sugar, sorry though, thanks
>oh you just haven’t had THESE, gotta have one!
>I really don’t, please, no thanks
>just try it, you have to!
>fine
>no, I don’t like it
>ugh you’re crazy

Then I go rinse my mouth out with water.

>> No.11490064

>>11490002
Yes. The worst is when someone brings in not even some shit they bought at the donut shop or whatever, but something they made at home. Bitch I don't want your cooties. But you can't say that, you just have to eat it and smile and pretend to like them.

>> No.11490067

>>11489989
Agreed.

I asked that because I have been in a place like you describe, where people came crying to me to save them all day, every day. Hey, if nothing else, find a little pride in the fact that all those dumb shits rely on YOU because you are the badass who they need. Its not all that bad of a thing for you really, even though they are fucking annoying. You're still the boss of them in a way. Take a /victory sip/ of that coffee every time you remember this fact.

>> No.11490076

>>11490050
they've already gotten their jizz in your mouth though so it's a win for them

>> No.11490079

>>11490067
>Be proud of the fact that everyone else uses you to do their work so they can continue standing around the water cooler talking about college football
So they're the idiots?

>> No.11490083

>>11490050
I'm exactly this way. I'm sure you get the same situation as me when they are cutting the fucking birthday cakes... oh god, I say no no no no no thanks, and then am forced to eat a slice, and I say I want a very small slice, and they just don't fucking understand and they cut me a kind of small slice and I'm .... I'm just confused with how people have this crazy weird desire to make me eat this fucking sweet shit that I hate.

>> No.11490085

>>11490028
>Get a sense of going on
You’re probably the asshole with 246 unread emails in your inbox, so I have to come see you, otherwise you’re not going to read it until 3 PM, or you’re going to ignore it outright because you’re “so busy” that you can’t read emails.

>being a shitty person
No, I just mean being a cranky asshole, not asking you to do anything. Send me the report you promised yesterday, let me know if you can make the 2 PM meeting.

>clock in
You know my point. Get to the office when you get to the office, but be ready to work, not roll your eyes that I’m asking you to do your job

>> No.11490093

>>11490067
It's a sign I should start looking for another job. I've tried telling them to fuck off, but they are so shit at their work and fuck things up so badly it causes a bunch of disasters that need to be cleaned up, it's less work for me in the end if I just preempt their fuckups by doing their work for them, standing my ground now just comes back to burn me later.

Some people need to be fired, but for whatever reason the company keeps them around.

>> No.11490095

>>11488763
>no u
Based high IQ poster

>> No.11490102

>>11490085
How many emails I have in my inbox is my business. I'm sorry I was on the phone with someone in fucking Japan until 11 PM last night but my schedule does not revolve around you.
>cranky asshole
No, you're being a pushy asshole who needs to learn the concept of personal space.
>let me know
It's called a fucking Outlook calendar, how many times do I need to show you how to use it?
>do your job
Strong words coming from the fuckup who can't even do his without handholding from me.

>> No.11490104

We have vendors that buy the entire office lunch.

It’s pretty great.

>> No.11490110

>>11490102
>>11490085
this is some extremely gay, cringy role playing
I don't think either of you is a faggot but realize what queers you sound like

>> No.11490113

>>11490110
Whether I'm gay or not is my business. Talk like that IRL and I'm complaining to management, in writing

>> No.11490117

Thanks for reminding me how fucking aggravating being an office drone is.

>> No.11490121

>>11490093
Agreed again. You should probably find a place with less needy idiots to provide for. I was in that same situation for a few years, a few years ago. It was ridiculously maddening. I do my work very well, and because they did their work so poorly, they came to me to fix their shit. Bad, bad situation, but another strong team member there told me to take a little pride in the fact that the idiots rely on you, which is why I told you what I did before. Currently am in a place with some very respectable, competent co-workers, luckily and finally. Good luck on your journey.

>> No.11490125

>>11490050
tell them you have sensitive teeth and it hurts them, works for me everytime

>> No.11490126

>>11490113
remember to use little puckered butt holes to dot the i's

>> No.11490131

If you don't want to eat sugary food just lie and tell them you have some medical condition that prevents you from eating refined sugars, it's not hard.

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>>11490050
>>What, are you on a diet? have a cheat day!
Why do I have to waste my cheat day on your food I don't want?

>> No.11490141

I buy donuts for coworkers knowing I'm contributing to their poor diet.

I haven't eaten a single one.

>> No.11490156

>>11490102
>emails
How many emails you have in your inbox is your business until projects fall by the wayside. Then I have to chase your ass down as soon as you’re in the office.

>cranky asshole
You’re missing my point on this one - it’s the fucking person who has nothing going on but screeches about someone talking to them about anything before they’ve had their coffee.

>outlook calendar
If you’re the kind of person with hundreds of unread emails, you probably haven’t accepted my meeting invite, so again, I have to come ask your ass to be prepared for the meeting.

>handholding
More like everything is a collaborative project and I need you to treat it like an adult rather than “settling in” while you read comic book news or whatever.

>> No.11490164

>>11490008
Y'aint supposed to do that.

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11490171

>tfw my manager brings cakes to all of our weekly team meetings

>> No.11490200

>>11489955
>one wants to ask about the email he sent 30 seconds ago

holy fuck that is my biggest pet peeve in life. every single person that does that should be immediately thrown into a live volcano

>> No.11490209

>>11487144
My time in the break room is paid time. I thought this was by law. How shitty is your job?

>> No.11490219

>>11490200
From a business perspective, sometimes I need to send an email and follow up immediately because I need to document that I asked the question, so I don’t get stuck with “I don’t remember anon asking me that.” Or I realized that we’re 5 replies into an email chain that could be solved with a 5 minute conversation.

>> No.11490229

>>11490219
I call people directly when I want something done quick. Maybe you should try that.

>> No.11490233

>>11490229
So a phone call is ten times better than me walking to your desk? You’re dumb. When I’m at your desk we can look at the screen and collaborate.

>> No.11490240

>>11488488
Donuts, especially the yeast ones requires a lot of hours and space to proof the dough and then fry fresh to purchase. Grocery stores are almost never focused enough to pull this off because their delis/bakeries are already doing so many other products that they simply have neither the time or space plus the fryers can't have any oil used to fry savory stuff because the delicate dough will absorb it.

The result is either a big batch of donuts fried once early in the morning and left out all day, or donuts delivered from somewhere else in town once a day while a good mom and pop joint will have their big batch of dough proofed ahead of time and fry as needed ensuring they always are warm and fresh.

>> No.11490246

>>11490233
Gross. I'm not him but you can call me if it's that important. Emails are for invoices, and other crap that needs printed out for physical records. I try to keep my communication to a minimum

>> No.11490253

>>11490233
Depends on the company, some are pretty large and don't all exist on the same floor or the same building or even the same nation.

>> No.11490259

>>11490233
If you think that all companies work on the sam floor and getting things done is as simple as walking to someone's desk then you've got a lot to learn little lad.

>> No.11490260

>>11490246
Then you don’t work at a real company.

>>11490253
Yeah, the point is about cranky “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” people, which implies I can straight up talk to them.

>> No.11490261

>>11490219
it's rude. it assumes your importance over the person you interrupt. now if you're my manager and there's a critical issue, then fine, but 99 times out 100 it's not; it's some self important autist who has no idea that everyone hates them and talks about them behind their backs. probably a lot like you.

>> No.11490264

>>11490233
>every company has only one office and one floor

I’m always busy, I would be pissed off as fuck if some asshole came up to my office and asked if I did some bullshit thing for them

>> No.11490265

Did any of you try a Cronut for the month or so they were booming? How were they?

>> No.11490266

>>11490259
I don’t, but see my last point. It’s about cranky office people that are mad when you talk to them in the morning. Of course I would call someone on the other side of the country or world.

>> No.11490267

>>11490260
I'm one of those types that even the smell or stench of coffee makes my stomach go off. I hate the shit, I also hate the smell of it and am not programmed into drinking it like most people are, especially starbucks morons who stand in line for it.

>> No.11490276

>>11490261
Or it assumes, like most people are, that you’re on 4chan or ESPN instead of getting your job done, while my job is on the line waiting for you to finish a project you’re probably going to send me your part of right at the end of day.

>>11490264
I work in a real job where deadlines are hours, not weeks.

>> No.11490277

>>11490260
>Then you don’t work at a real company.
I co-own a company. I run a staff and maintain relationships with the contractors who need them. I do the books and payroll. It's not hundreds of people, but I make decent money where I am. I can buy my house out, and not be left wanting in the meantime. And once I have a rapport with new employees, and clients, I don't have to talk to them much. I don't want much else

>> No.11490279

>>11490266
Those cranky types are usually fat jealous fake dyed redhead bitches who have a stack of things and papers on their desk to pretend their useful. The only thing they're good at is shuffling papers around from one side of their desk to the other.

>> No.11490289

>>11490279
I agree, and they’re normally the coffee bitches.

>> No.11490290

>Bring cookies to class for final day
>No one says thank you
>One guy complains because he's allergic to chocolate
>Another complains because I didn't make white chocolate macadamia
Fuck people.

>> No.11490295

>>11490276
I’m confused. Where did you infer that my deadlines would be weeks long? If I had deadlines that were a weeklong, why wouldn’t fuck around with any fuckface that came to my office?

> real real real
You need to let go of your ego.

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>>11490267
how's it going in here anon?
*sluuuuurrrrp*
I'll let you get back to it -- after I down this cup of mud

>> No.11490299

>>11490290
Throw peanuts at them, maybe they'll die and not have children instead of complaining like bitches.

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>>11490290
>final day of trade school
>thought most of us were relatively close
>bring snacks and stuff
>they all fuck off without even saying goodbye

>> No.11490301

>>11490276
you sound like the overly dramatic type that can't stay in their own lane

>> No.11490302

>>11490295
You’re whining that someone would come to your desk to talk about an urgent project until you’ve had your coffee, so that’s where I’m getting it.

Every day I have morning shit that has to be taken care of that can’t wait until people are comfortable. Same comes from other coworkers looking for my deliverables.

>> No.11490307
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>glazed donuts

>> No.11490308

>>11490290
The whole point of this thread is no one is grateful, keep your shitty baked goods to yourself, Kathy.
Don't your cats give you enough validation?

>> No.11490313

>>11490302
No, I don’t give a shit about coffee. I don’t drink it. I am always busy with appointments. If it’s important call me. If it’s less important, schedule an appointment with me. Never straight up come to me.

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>>11490300
What did you study

>> No.11490323

>>11490302
Some things are urgent when it's legal stuff and has to be done before a certain time or the company gets huge ass fines per transaction. Faggot ass indians that can't write specs and need it corrected by myself time and time again are the real fuckups. I'll not only write the specs on various levels but also write the code to execute it.

I'm not an indian, I'm also not a nigger.

>> No.11490326

>>11490315
weldan' and fittan'

>> No.11490334

>>11490323
Everyone has different jobs, bro. The point wasn’t about arguing about who has bad shit to do, but just don’t be a cunt in the morning when you haven’t had your coffee or have gone a little without eating.

>> No.11490336

>>11488407
THANK YOU

>> No.11490342

>>11487039
>durrr I'm so much better than everyone who has the same job as me

>> No.11490347

>>11490334
I don't drink coffee, you failed to follow the thread.

>> No.11490348

>>11489868
wat job is that?

>> No.11490352

>>11488509
lol u wrecked his ass

>> No.11490363

>>11488508
strawman
nobody likes cake donuts

>> No.11490365

>>11490348
Perhaps teamsters?

>> No.11490376

>>11490363
Just today I got donuts with 3 others and they all got old fashions or cake and frosting or cake bar.

>> No.11490377

>>11490342
fear of poisoning and intentional contamination by a random npc isn't a moral decision. it's just logical. people are disgusting in general.

>> No.11490397

>>11490348
White house.

>> No.11490434

>be skinniest guy in office
>also be poor and least paid
donuts in breakroom
>i literally sprint there and grab 5
no one ever said shit to my face. i would eat 2 or 3 and save the rest for dinner

>> No.11490452

>>11490434
The fact that they don't say anything doesn't mean they approve of your niggerish ways.

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>>11487046
>That time my offices 300lb landwhale literally named Emily gave me a handy while I jiggled her belly in the bathroom when we worked late on a project together after months of sexual tension

God I miss her fat ass

>> No.11490481

>>11490460
>gave me a handy while I jiggled her belly
You chubby chasers are a weird-ass bunch

>> No.11490559

>>11489967
based hiv poster

>> No.11490574

>>11490434
been there anon

>> No.11490594

>>11490452
Probably don't if he's the office brokefag most people making more money were the intern/minimum wage guy on their way up and they give fuck all if the office poorfag swipes a few extra $.50 donuts while they have salaries retirement plans and full benefits. You would have to have a serious mental health issue to hold a grudge over a donut when you have that going for you.

>> No.11490866

>>11487004
*hacker known as 4channel

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>>11488219
I was in that milkwalker thread

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>>11490899
What do you want, a fuckin' statue?

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>>11490910

>> No.11490974

I used to work in a call centre (customer complaints) so would spend my Sunday's baking cookies, cupcakes etc to bring in for everyone to enjoy Monday. I'd go buy a fresh fruit tart or mudcake for our weekly meetings, even do cheese/meat boards for late night shifts.

No one would give a fuck and I'd get a thanks from 2-3 people out of 50 so I stopped. Suddenly everyone asking to make cookies again and requesting to make certain things and being salty when I said no.

God I don't miss that fucking job.

>> No.11490999

I've only ever brought mini creamers for coffee and excess fruit from my trees, never brought anything to the office aside from that.

What sort of NON-DONUT like foods do you think people would appreciate?

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>>11490999
Blueberry muffins, make sure there's an equal number of blueberrys in every muffin or else.

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>start job at office of all women
>like to bake
>like to see women get fat
>bake something every weekend and bring it into the office
>started a trend to go out for lunch on Fridays
>slowly all the women in my office have been getting fatter

I'm living out my fetish

>> No.11491036

>>11491015
slightly jelly

>> No.11491042

>>11491015
Nice.

>> No.11491046

>>11491015
>>11491036
>>11491042
I don't get you feederfags

>> No.11491048

>>11491046
It’s just like footfags, they’re not real, just pretending to have a weird fetish online for attention

>> No.11491082

>>11491046
I'm a feeder fag and I don't get it. All I know is that I'm turned on by it and I will do what feels good.

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>>11489955

>work 9-5 job
>how dare these people expect me to start working at 9, why can't they wait for me so start working at 9:30

>> No.11491101

>>11490265
Shit.

>> No.11491105

>>11489921
tell us more about your tape worm

>> No.11491107

>>11487820
Women are awesome

>> No.11491112

>>11488908
>intern at local pd
>still in high school so only work evenings
>pd shift change makes people come in at 530pm and likely miss a good dinner
>the shift had a sergeant that gives a fuck
>implements "family day" once a week
>rotating task of a person bringing in a meal in a slow cooker that keeps hot all night long
>anytime someone returns to station they can go in and eat hot tasty food and chill out

100% stealing that idea the first chance i get the short end and get a shitty shift like that at my current job.

>> No.11491133

>>11488804
Based anti-morale poster

Imagine being so depressed you can't even appreciate free food

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>>11491133
not him but anyone except people who are literally starving would be better off not eating that "free food". Fucking normie cunts can't appreciate quality food, they'll inhale any sugar laden chemical goop like the pigs they are

>> No.11491356

>>11487071
based asuka poster

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>>11487820
The perks of working at a grocery store.

>> No.11491447

>>11490460
if this is actually the truth you are the most based Anon I have ever seen in 4chan

>> No.11491451

>>11490481
>he isn't down with the THICCness
oh WA AH AH AH

>> No.11491454

>no buttermilk boys in this thread
i think i must be in the wrong thread

>> No.11491455

>>11491451
thicc and fat are two different things

>> No.11491467

>>11491455
no they fucking aren't stop deluding yourself

>> No.11491469

>>11491467
yes they are you dumb cunt

>> No.11491471

>>11491469
>an overweight woman is hot only if she meets my arbitrary standards for the proper amount of overweightness

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>>11491471
>I get to misuse terms however I want because it's the internet

>> No.11491481

>>11491477
>Kim Kardashian
fuckin pleb
gimme the one on the right any day if that's the only options

>> No.11491484

>>11491481
>missing the point

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>>11491481
>gimme the one on the right any day if that's the only options

>> No.11491494

>>11487004
>not 4chin
wasted

>> No.11491497

>work at factory
>shitty dimly lit break room with 4 tables and two vending machines
>cameras in the break room watching us while we take breaks/lunches
>its because the clock in/out machine is located in the break room so they have to keep a constant eye on it to prevent time theft.
>someone buys a bag of chips from vending machine
>it gets stuck on a hook on the bottom row
>guy sticks his hand inside the machine to get his paid for snack
>next day, they call him into the big office (where the plant directors and executives and all the big wigs work)
>he gets charged with petty theft for sticking his hand in the vending machine to get the food that he paid for
>police arrest him and he is fired and blacklisted from ever working there again
>they used the camera footage that was meant to stop time theft against him

>> No.11491559

>>11489954
Fucking based.

>> No.11491850

>>11490156
> projects fall by the wayside.
So in addition to forgetting how Outlook works, you also can't figure out how to log into the CRM? Why haven't you been fired yet?
>nothing going on
The fact that I am not constantly yelling and complaining loudly does not mean I am not busy, fuck off.
> hundreds of unread emails,
You have no idea how many emails I have in my inbox, besides you don't even know how to use Outlook
>be prepared for the meeting.
There is no meeting to be prepared for, if you checked Outlook you would see you booked me when I'm not even going to be in town
>More like everything is a collaborative project
"Please do my work for me" Is not collaboration, it's shirking. Go away.

>> No.11491874

No thanks, I'm doin IF.

>> No.11491895

>>11490104
Wow that actually is pretty balla

>> No.11491899

>>11490434
>i would eat 2 or 3
WTF I eat one and I'm good for brekky, you are lieing about something here