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Breakfast Food Edition

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>> No.11486087

>>11486082
Handicapped or a clown?

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>>11486067
oi, let's 'av a look at your license for than pan, gov'nor

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>>11486082
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

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>> No.11486116

>>11486107
This is a game changer.

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>>11486116

>> No.11486118

>>11486113
shit file name

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>> No.11486141

>>11486117
I genuinely hate that woman. I wouldn't even fuck her, since she might make one of those retarded faces afterwards.

>> No.11486142

>>11486117
Just get it over with and start doing porn you 'cado slut.

>> No.11486149

>>11486139
>fisting the rump steak

>> No.11486151

>>11486149
Fisting is an easy way to get a prolapsed angus.

>> No.11486552

>>11486082
i think thats coke

>> No.11486557

>>11486113
How the fuck does he get out?

>> No.11486567

>>11486113
>filename
bad job gaynon

>> No.11486584

>>11486557
this anon's asking the real questions

>> No.11486616

>>11486093
Is it bad that I actually want to try this?

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>> No.11486631

>>11486557
he's only allowed to leave once he's cooked all the eggs

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>>11486113
based filename

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>> No.11486788

>>11486631
well no wonder he's so surly then

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It's fall yo.

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>> No.11486856

>>11486139
>rumptured anus

>> No.11486887

>>11486792
Link to his youtube?

>> No.11486890

>>11486052
Not worth it.

>> No.11486896

>>11486067
That sausage going into the egg looks really stupid for some reason

>> No.11486986

>>11486117
Guess that new house is going on the back burner

>> No.11486992

>>11486095
>>11486087
Too skillful imo, he's doing every so precisely.

>> No.11486994

>>11486896
It's because it is stupid. The yolk isn't very runny, and they are nonsensically using a sausage to try to do the runny yolk meme, it just fails on both parts. Fucking stupid idea.

>> No.11486997

>>11486101
Jesus christ, every time I see this webm I get a stroke.

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>>11486082
this guy looks like the kind of crazy fuck that would piss on the batter

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>> No.11487429

>>11486067
I dont understand why they never use high quality sausage for this, those are often <30% meat

>> No.11487444

>>11487429
I don't understand why people make comments about products when their knowledge about them is often <1%

Gullible faggot

>> No.11487562

>>11486786
>manlet in the kitchen.webm

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POW!!

>> No.11487606

i would kill a mother fucker for a full English right now. i live in so cal so all i run in to is the full vegan gayness.

>> No.11487662

>>11486139
Prolapsesteak

>> No.11487674

>>11487590
>not picking out one fatty nodule with the knife and flipping it across the room

>> No.11487676

>>11486137
I would eat that

>> No.11487677

>>11486067
cute

>> No.11487688

>>11487562
> i cant do better so im going to depreciate him
Nice post anon

>> No.11487692

>>11486792
God i hate this retatd

>> No.11487700

>>11486856
>angus

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>>11487562

>> No.11487708

>>11486113
eg?

>> No.11487721

>>11487562
clever

>> No.11487769

>>11486730
>God Eggperor

>> No.11487775

>>11486616
yes

>> No.11487824

>>11486809
>doesn't contain any actual beer
Why not? A can of lager in a pot of ramin can be good.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542472789668.webm

>> No.11488241

>>11486792
Mogged

>> No.11488279

>>11487688
It's a joke, you fucking insecure manlet.

>> No.11488441

>>11486082
The he pick his nose at 00:08?

>> No.11488445

>>11486113
H-how?

>> No.11488528

>>11486786
>5'9

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>>11486113
THE PERFECT BREAKFAST FOOD!

>> No.11488559

>>11486052
fucking gopro filmmaking makes me nauseous

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>>11486631
A-al the eggs????

>> No.11488575

>>11488559
nice genetic fault there motion sickness buddy

>> No.11488742

>>11486052
>onions for breakfast
no wonder mexicans shit in the street

>> No.11488769

>>11487962
Him annoying the shit out of Conan was great

>> No.11488787

>>11488575
Blessed art thou, who in the name of the lord calls out against thee weak soìboì for his genetic faults. May we, the gifted ones with thine strong stomachs, continue to enjoy the fruits of his labor in divine love and joy. Amen.

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>> No.11489798

>>11486117
I'm allergic to avocado

>> No.11489803

>>11489798
Then you were not made for this time.

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>> No.11489915

>>11486101
If you really think women are any worse then men in the kitchen try watching masterchef or chopped or hells kitchen. Literally any show will show you that women often succeed over there male competitors.

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>> No.11489943

>>11489882
God damn this camera work is nauseating

>> No.11489979
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>>11489915
>women do as well as men in gimmicky staged TV shows
lol

>> No.11490017

>>11489979
Just because theres a challenge doesnt mean its less hard then regular cooking. If anything it proves that they can adapt better then men.

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>>11489979
>tfw someone married this butterball

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>>11490017
The key word in that sentence was "staged".

>> No.11490034

>>11486052
So it's literally "whatever the fuck you want folded up the same way as a crunch wrap". Nothing about flavor, all about the shape of the fucking thing.

>> No.11490037

>>11490023
Lol, if it was staged they would make the men win all the time, since they own the shows and you are proving how fragile there egos are.

>> No.11490052

>>11486139
hotkinkyjosteak

>> No.11490081

>>11489780
fuck all those macarons seriously

>> No.11490101

>>11488787
Based jesusposter

>> No.11490118

>>11490037
Why would the people who own the network need to be catered to? They need to sell a product, and the easiest way to do that is to reinforce the status quo and appeal to the women watching their show.
The fact that you don't understand this just explains why it isn't women who run the network.

>> No.11490145

>>11487824
They serve their beers in bowls on the side.

>> No.11490150

>>11490145
Kek

>> No.11490170

>>11486052
>cutting spring onion with the rubber band still on

This bothers me so much. There is dirt hiding under the rubber band.

>> No.11490255

>>11490118
The fact that you think it's staged just so that there can be a conspiracy against men explains why incels are a thing.

>> No.11490370

>>11487688
>manlet detected
You chucklefucks never fail to make asses of yourselves.

>> No.11490387

>>11486117
Jesus Christ it's like a female version of Mark Weins

>> No.11490404

>>11486117
>go in on wednesday
>oh sorry, we're out of avocados

>> No.11490430

>>11486113
I've eaten eggs pretty much every day for the last 8 years in a huge variety of preparations, but every time I see this webm i have to go make myself a plain egg sandwich with white bread. and it always blows my fucking mind

>> No.11490432

>>11488742
>Taco Bell is real Mexican food

What are you retarded?!

>> No.11490548

>>11486117
You can see the Judaism radiating off of her.

>> No.11490597

>>11488742
>eating certain foods only at certain times of the day
dumb

>> No.11490620

>>11487962
>..the parties, the liveliness, we've spent more for food and we fuck more than we usually do, and we'll still be high tomorrow.
Who is this modern day Dionysus?

>> No.11490645

>>11490017
>tfw idiot woman defending idiot women does so by claiming that scripted TV shows are real, thus demonstrating her idiocy.

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>>11486117
Bloody shat, this is why avocados are so expensive.

>mfw 5 bucks per pound

>> No.11490780

>>11486117
>avocado tostada
>AND avocado toast

>> No.11490846

>>11486139
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THE OIL AND AROMATICS
WHY NOT JUST RUB IT

>> No.11490860

>>11490052
I feel disgusting for knowing exactly what you're referencing... and fapping to it fairly often desu.

>> No.11490873

>>11490846
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THE REST OF THE OIL AND AROMATICS
Save them, use them again. Or butt funnel them, I don't care.

>> No.11490891

>>11490846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo
Drink it. Have a good day!

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meat is murder

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>>11490645
>tfw idiot men believes conspiracy theories, thus demonstrating there idiocy.

>> No.11491204

>>11486792
I've seen bowling balls sharper than that

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>> No.11491243

>>11491209
I want to kill this person

This would be so much less obnoxious but still get the message across if it didn't have the title

>> No.11491245

>>11489939
WTF?! thats HORRIBLE! /an is gonna raid you

>> No.11491259

>>11491209
This nigga thinks he special for using tortillas as utensils and putting tapatio on everything.

>> No.11491271

>>11491209
Ha, every Mexican I know loves to shit on people who put tomatoes in Guacamole. Even Jeb! knows that.

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>>11491271
I shit on all Mexicans.

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>>11489939

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>> No.11491310

>>11486052
who would have knowed putting the exact same ingredients together the exact same way would make the exact same thing as the taco bell menu item in question
huh

>> No.11491313

god i hate spics

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>> No.11491360

>>11486801
Two minutes MY ASS.

>> No.11491361

>>11486151
Lmao

>> No.11491362

>>11491322
why

>> No.11491379

>>11488441
yeah but he wiped it off so its fine

>> No.11491517

>>11491293
Top kek anon. Any more?

>> No.11491569

>>11487962
>>11488769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn78IFGVTyc

>> No.11491633

>>11486887
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCf-k6-nJ6NzStEFdpBl03gQ

>> No.11491646

>>11486801
brilliant, i will try the pizza one

>> No.11491651

>>11487429
Snausages.

>> No.11491653

>>11491344
Why though? Flames all over food is nasty. It cooks it in a way I don't like: Unevenly.

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>>11491653
>It cooks it in a way I don't like: Unevenly.

>> No.11491681
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>>11491209
So racist
How are Mexicans so generalizing and offensive?
I've never met anyone from Mexico and I already hate them.
Picrelated.

>> No.11491687

>>11491681
>How are mexicans so generalizing and offensive?
but you're generalizing mexicans. heck it could just be another californian, if anything.

>> No.11491697

>>11491687
>californian
You mean Mexican living in California?
But okay I retract and resubmit my statement as "Why is all the media I receive from Mexicans racist?"

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>>11486797
oh my

>> No.11491746

>>11491697
still generalizing pal

>> No.11491773

>>11486052
looks bland

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>>11486797
>>11489780
Nut every time.

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>> No.11491927

>>11491209
>north Mexican poverty food vs. real food

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>> No.11491960

>>11491271
oh
I know two people who grew up in jalisco and they always put tomato in

>> No.11492016

>>11486139
prolapsed angus

>> No.11492047
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>>11490903
>Chicks
>When they are clearly ducks

>> No.11492162

>>11491289
Fuck poor people

>> No.11492174

>>11491273
>>11491278
>>11491280
>>11491285
>>11491289
>>11491293
These vídeos should be cursed t.b.h famalam. There's absolutely no reason to mix food like that.

>>11491960
Los de Jalisco son putos.

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>>11491280
>>11491285
>>11491289
>>11491293

>> No.11492179

>>11490903
avianflu.webm

>> No.11492180

>>11490985
Good comeback there, honey

>> No.11492232

>>11487375
Fuck that thot, I want to see the dog eat that instead.

>> No.11492350

>>11491932
I want to marry the one on the left and give her my meat.

>> No.11492394

>>11486139
Fuckin' goatse steak!

>> No.11492428

>>11486067
disgusting. How could you not vomit after eating this in the morning?

>> No.11492559

>>11491681
left is the perfect retirement aesthetic

>> No.11492797
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>> No.11492974

>>11492350
which one on the left?

>> No.11493047

>>11489780
Nothing tops French baking

>> No.11493218
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>> No.11493225

>>11486616
Nah, that looks good. You could refrigerate the extras for an easy breakfast later.

>> No.11493291

>>11489915

t. "knifebonking in order to open coconut" roastie

>> No.11493299

>>11491922
Something about the aesthetic makes me think these should be sweet. Like, if you're going to make cutesy shit with food, it's always dessert. Making the snowmen with boiled eggs and carrots is just weird.

>> No.11493311

>>11490037

How many cats do you own?

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>>11486795
who the fuck designed this container

how are you supposed to get the rest of the contents?

>> No.11493321

>>11493318
>watching past them adding fireball to sangria

>> No.11493358

>>11486141
>implying anyone would ever touch you

>> No.11493427

>>11493318
Ice, youre suppose to put ice in them, when the level drains the ice lower and reduces volume of liquid as to not waste as much, still a dumb design imo

>> No.11493434

>>11493218
this oughta take the piss out of those professional chefs.

>> No.11493479

>>11493218
I've been looking for this. Thanks!

>> No.11493544

>>11493427
that explanation makes no sense, ice usually floats

>> No.11493549

>>11486792

This video still has me debating this guys entire channel being a deep-op troll, that knife is as sharp as play doh, must be deliberate.

>> No.11493559

>>11493544
I've seen a video of a crow that managed to figure out how displacement works

>> No.11493568

>>11486557
There's a small elevator that lowers into a cave when he's cracked 500 eggs each day.

>> No.11493575

>>11493544
probably because you're retarded

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As you wish OP

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>>11493666

>> No.11493770

>>11486117
>avacado burger
>no burger meat at all

What did they mean by this?

>> No.11493793

>>11489939
That's really fucked up

>> No.11493846

>>11490255
The conspiracy isn't against men, it's for women, you fucking idiot roastie. Men don't need to be told they're better than women at something. They've known since the dawn of humanity.

t. femanon tired of radical feminists

>> No.11493860

>>11493671
>et un peu plus de bière

>> No.11493893

>>11491344
>phone in the raw meat tray
What the fuck

>> No.11493973

>>11486052
Eurofag here, taco bell isn't actually using Cheddar, right?

>> No.11494021

Clam chowder at alinea.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542563729259.webm

>> No.11494085
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>>11491209
It's hilarious how pissed off this makes people. It's just some buzzfeed slideshow of shit people eat.
>look at the quirky different cultures!
>let's get our token minority employee to show us the quirky stuff they do!
>HOW QUIRKY!
The only thing that should piss you off is that they managed to drag the concept out for fifty fucking videos.

>> No.11494097

>>11494021
Courses should not take 4 minutes to serve, I don't care how experimental your restaurant is

>> No.11494100

>>11486052
WHERES THE HASH BROWN

>> No.11494110

>>11494085
Yakult is biggest fucking meme I've ever seen being shilled

>> No.11494138

>>11491928
asians are disgusting bug people

>> No.11494149
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>>11494138

>> No.11494170

>>11492174
Vete a la verga.

>> No.11494174

>>11491313
Nobody likes you including your parents.

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>>11491273
>>11491278
>>11491280
>>11491285
>>11491289
>>11491293

>> No.11494198

>>11493893
Lol Jack is so damn based.

>> No.11494291

>>11486107
But why?

>> No.11494300

>>11486117
>burger
>no ground meat
>not even a patty
Just call it a sandwich

>> No.11494371

>>11491209
>>11494085
fuck america

>> No.11494532

>>11494085
What is this even supposed to mean? Who is the "me" and "you" here? It can't just be asians vs. whites because the asian foods are all from different countries and half of them fucking originated in America. Is this meant to be boomer vs. zoomer?

>> No.11494616

>>11494532
I wouldn't try to make logical sense of it. You could psychoanalyse why they're presenting it as if there are only two types of people in the world, "me" and "not me", but why waste time trying to understand the barely evident inner world of some buzzfeed editor.

>> No.11495076

>>11490430

It blows your fucking mind because of how bland it is?

>> No.11495165 [DELETED] 

Hosting

>> No.11495321

>>11494532

>Who is the "me" and "you" here?

Me: the 1/8 ethnic Korean BuzzFeed editor who latches onto her "Asian" identity because it's literally the only thing that sets her apart from the eight million other basic bitches in generic coastal American city in spite of the fact that she knows fuck-all about the lady her great-grandad brought home from the war and who died when she was three and then proceeds to make a sixty-second video passing off all of the weird eating habits she picked up from other sixty-second videos she spent half an hour browsing through on YouTube as her native culture because she couldn't think of anything to bitch at white cishet males for that day

You: the people who let her get away with bastardizing what little ethnic identity she actually has just for the chance to walk away from a sixty-second video their aunt shared on Facebook pretending they have the inside scoop on how the natives eat their food so they can blather on to their instafriends about how they prefer to eat their micro-brewed beer cheese and bacon ramen with chopsticks and a side of pickled radish in the traditional fashion and pick up a few IRL likes for being cosmopolitan and worldly the next time they visit the noodle bar on the ground floor of their apartment building in Gentrification Town

>> No.11495329

>>11495321
damn

>> No.11495337

>>11494021
I've only seen this man for 30 seconds and I already wanted to eviscerate the dude in the red sweater

>> No.11495460

>>11494085
It's funny how they don't realize sriracha was invented in America by a Vietnamese immigrant, and it's had a really hard time catching on over there.

>> No.11495497

>>11486786
Boy, I sure do hate my fingers

>> No.11495506

>>11495460
To be fair, being aggressively uninformed is practically their company mission statement.

>> No.11495521

>>11488441
Naw he was taking another bump

>> No.11495912

>>11491273
>>11491280
These seriously just make no sense to me.

>> No.11496096

>>11491209
>tomato on guacamole
this is fucking american invention, mexicans mash the avocado without putting other shit in it

>> No.11496170

>>11486137
Why?

>> No.11496283

>>11493318
based autism-poster

>> No.11496498

>>11496096
Avocado paste =/= guacamole

>> No.11496632

post the pumpkin spice hot dog

>> No.11496764

>>11486786
bulk food preparation always over-saturates everything with water and destroys flavors

>> No.11496772

>>11492428
Easily. You just have to not be a sissy faggot like you.

>> No.11496777

>>11486093
For God's sake, the muffin was unnecessary. Just eat the bacon and eggs as they were.

>> No.11496827

>>11486101
>>11486997
The webm's funny because she has the idea of how to do it correctly, her execution is just awful.

>> No.11496856

>>11491932
>they didn't like brisket
Gooks drown everything in sauces so I'm not even surprised.

>> No.11496867

>>11491929
Two bombs weren't enough.

>> No.11496994

>>11492047
>Not using dehydrated onions
>Not reducing a beer to get the yeast extract flavor for the sauce
>Using mustard

Are you even trying?

>> No.11497094

>>11491646
best way to reheat leftover pizza

>> No.11497111

webm threads used to be ok. but now it's full of buzzshit, tasty, and insider videos.
normies need to FUCK OFF

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>>11494085
>thought this was America vs Japan
>then they just start pulling shit from all over Asia as if to imply these things can't be found in America
>pretend like Spaghetti is somehow an inferior or comparable to Chow Mein
>"American Iced Coffee" shows a French Press
>DUDE SRIRACHA LMAO
>entertaining the notion of putting hot sauce on steak AT ALL
>devolves into false equivalencies
what the fuck was the point outside of racebaiting

>> No.11497482

>>11492797
>go through all the hassle that is cooking even cleaning and shit
>dont even get to eat the food

>> No.11497536

>>11495321
bravo anon, bravo

>> No.11497540

>>11497481
It's just a clueless attempt at a "look how people do things differently around the world" thing, it's not supposed to be a fight, despite the "vs".

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>>11486093
>gallon of milk in with 2 eggs

what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.11497756

>>11496867
we never bombed korea

>> No.11497763

>>11493559
>>11493575
He's right though.
The ice only displaces a tiny amount, and since it floats, when the level reaches the bottom of the tap it will still be mostly liquid at the bottom.

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>>11494149

>> No.11497871

>>11486786
You're a big dish

>> No.11497888

>>11486139
what's the point of turning it inside out?

>> No.11497916

>>11491922
The second I saw the hands overacting I turned it off because I know who it is

>> No.11497934

>>11491344
i swear, this guy would fuck up a wet dream

>> No.11497945

>>11486093
Honestly, these look decent enough I could see myself making a batch and saving some for the work week.

>> No.11497950

>>11491746
how bout you come here and i make you generalize this dick

>> No.11497957

>>11495321
shit

>> No.11497964

>>11492797
idk this seems kind of fun in a weirdly autistic way

>> No.11497965

>>11486117
I grew up in a place that was half Mexican so avocados weren't out of place. I never understood the avocado hate... I get it now

>> No.11497976

>>11493218
im glad someone out there hates this stupid buzzfeed recipes as much as i do

>> No.11497978

>>11493318
you get one of your boyfriends to tilt it for you whenever you or your girls need a drink ofc :3

>> No.11497980

>>11493846
t. anon who wears the dresses his daddy buys him

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11497984

>>11493860
>just a splash of olive oil

>> No.11497991

>>11495321
brutal

>> No.11498041

>>11491209
I will agree that gansitos are just superior to twinkies

>> No.11498667 [DELETED] 

rice fields
933070

>> No.11499028

>>11491285
I want to date that qt girl near the end

>> No.11499036

>>11492162
Well, your parents fucked

>> No.11499046

>>11491929
That chick in the striped shirt is obviously drunk already. She looks like fun, though.

>> No.11499171

>>11490903
those are ducking you troglodyte

>> No.11499176

>>11491209
>not rolling your corn on a stick of butter
I have never seen someone just plop a slice on a corn cob

>> No.11499499

>>11486786
f-for you

>> No.11499641

>>11497888
better shape pocket to keep the stuffing in? It seemed to gain some volume after being turned into a meat-mitten.

>> No.11499717

>>11486117
Is this a screen test for a sex and the city reboot?

>> No.11499810

>>11492180
At least I had one sweety ;)

>> No.11499830

>>11493311
I don't, I own two huskies.

>> No.11499841

>>11493291
>roastie
Looks like someone doesnt understand the female anatomy :)

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>> No.11499950

>>11494021
wow those guys are huge douchebags

>> No.11500124

>>11486067
that english shit is some low quality leftover bullshit to eat in the morning. it does not make sense to start your day full of fat.

>> No.11500129

>>11486082
he moves like a child molestor.

>> No.11500180

>>11500129
we don't move like that...

>> No.11500412

>>11494085
trump btfo

>> No.11500429

>>11494085
I hate this stupid pretentious shit. the "me" only applies to westernized asians that we traditional asians tend to mock.

>> No.11500597

>>11491280
>putting discarded glove on line
>bottles of sauce on line and not on any sort of rack or shelf
>using one scoop for 2 separate products
>taking yer fuckin gloves off for no reason
>nothing is refrigerated or at food safe temps
JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.11500608

>>11486786
never get off the fucking boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifoN_vDtgiQ

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>>11486113

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>>11486052
>cigar box of salt

>> No.11500622

>>11495321
>>11500429
It's either pretend to be Asian or pretend to be White, what identity would you rather they all have?
inb4 gassed or something equally noncommittal that allows you to eschew any attempt at actual cognition like you usually do

>> No.11500624

>>11500597
what are you, a fucking health inspector?

>> No.11500632

>>11500624
i'm not a fuckin mexican, that's for sure

>> No.11500664
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11500664

>>11491929
I hate Korea so god damn much.

>> No.11500688

>>11500632
kek, fair enough

>> No.11500736

>>11489939
that poor dog :(

>> No.11500757

>>11497756
I bombed Korea every night.

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>>11500736
I initially thought so too but I bet that they made a loud noise as they were cutting off the ice cream dog's head. I know dogs are intelligent but I'm not sure they'd react with shock/horror like a human would at witnessing one of their own species getting topped, lel

>> No.11501060

>>11490903
A bunch of baby ducks

>> No.11501123

>>11491209
that's racist

>> No.11501169

>>11490891
did he died

>> No.11501282

>>11500841
Yeah dogs really don’t give a shit and would know instantly by the smell that it was food anyway

>> No.11501285

>>11501282
ayy, there ya go

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>>11490023
What is he drinking? I know it says some weird Pepsi, but I don't recognize it

>> No.11501814

>>11491344
Jack is reinventing food hygene. Based

>> No.11501909

>>11486786
>goop bowls
>gloves and utensils used
Color me impressed. The hardware probably wasn't clean, but it's a step in the right direction.

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>>11491209

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>>11491209
.

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>>11491209
..

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>>11491209
...

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>>11491209
. . .

>> No.11501957

>>11499830
lmao, white women are so fucking defective

>> No.11501976

>>11497756
Not yet.

>> No.11501988

>>11501801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Pepsi
I'm pretty sure it's just regular pepsi with no colourant, I'm not sure why he's horking it up.

>> No.11502086

>>11501801
>>11501988
the catch is that that bottle is 20 years old

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11502287

>>11501928
Why are Mexicans so obsessed with corn? Do they have some sort of corn-shitting context to see who can get the most corn nodulus in a toilet

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>> No.11502386

>>11491285
My favorite part is when the Asian(?) Girl comes in at the end to hand the CHAD old man the sauce.

>> No.11502393

>>11501937
what even is the point of making a sandwich when you have to eat it with a knife nad fork anyway

at that point you might as well just make a salad desu

>> No.11502479

>>11500622
gain an understanding that their identity is hybrid and that narrow ethnic categories no longer apply to those who are the immediate product of interracial marriage. Try to realize that neither type of exclusive racial preference has any place for them, and build a conception of who they are based on non-racial characteristics.

It wouldn't save most people from being insufferable cunts, but at least they'd be honest insufferable cunts.

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>>11486856
>rumptured anus

>> No.11502488

>>11502364
only autistic chinese people would do this

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>>11486797

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>>11500597

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>> No.11502851

>>11499857
There isn't a more deplorable character on the internet

>> No.11503061

>>11502287
Cheap
Filling
Sweet
Can be eaten with anything
It's an important staple as rice is to the orient

>> No.11503101

>>11501957
I'm dominican, nice try though ;)

>> No.11503221

>>11503061
Yeah, but its gross unlike rice, its bright neon yellow and stays in your shit. IT. STAYS. IN. YOUR. SHIT. I cannot stress that enough, Its like if you picked your nose after snorting coka cola like you do when you're a kid and your mate dares you to but the bogey you pick out has brown bogey-juice. Its fucking rank.

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>> No.11503799

>>11489780
oh the art of making food not look like food, but like decorations. How appetising.