/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11481746]

>/ck/ hates Babish
>/ck/ loves Brad
So what do you faggots think about the two crossover episodes they've done?

[Anonymous No.11481749]

>>11481746
Idk but Vinny is definitely funnier than Brad (especially if he does the editing)

[Anonymous No.11481754]

Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

[Anonymous No.11481758]

It's like when women go out in groups, they always invite that one ugly girl to make themselves seem more attractive.

Fagish is Brad's ugly girl.

[Anonymous No.11481760]

>>11481746
I hate both of those fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.11481765]

>>11481760

[Anonymous No.11481773]

>>11481746
brad is a real chef
babish is a hipster

[Anonymous No.11481784]

>>11481758
>Brad: married with 2 kids
>Babish: single, lives with a black roommate
This checks out

[Anonymous No.11481802]

literally whos?

[Anonymous No.11481811]

>>11481746
Who was the Jannetty?

[Anonymous No.11481837]

/ck/ likes to over-analyze their on-camera interactions and identify supposed ways that Brad is asserting his dominance and subtly making fun of Babish.

[Anonymous No.11481849]

>>11481746
I don't mind Babish but his lack of knowledge really shows when he's with trained professionals

[Anonymous No.11481932]

>>11481746
I feel like Brad was forced to do this episode at gunpoint.....by terrorists. That's the only way of explaining how this was made.

[Anonymous No.11481939]

>>11481837
I don't get that, they just seem like they genuinely hit it off to me. I mean yeah Brad knows more, but that's because he went to culinary school while Babish is just an enthusiastic amateur.

[Anonymous No.11481982]

>>11481746
Brad married way below his league. Why did he marry an old hag?

[Anonymous No.11482021]

>>11481746
They are both cucks

[Anonymous No.11482031]

>>11481746
>Brad: extroverted, even maybe a little too much, but generally charismatic and keeps the video energetic and moving forward
>Babish: Awkward, unfunny, manlet

/ck/ was right

I think what sums it up perfectly is how entertainingly and casually Brad calls out “Babby” but when Babish tries to get back at him with “Brady” it’s just the cringiest shit ever.

[Anonymous No.11482039]

>>11481982
Money?

[Anonymous No.11482076]

>>11482031
God I hate white "" "" "" "" "culture""" ". ". "" "".

[Anonymous No.11482105]

>>11481784
You think Babish gets blacked?

[Anonymous No.11482122]

>>11482031
Brad also has infinitely better aim than Babbish.

[Anonymous No.11482139]

>>11482076
i kno rite??? He should have a glock pointed out at the crowd with his finger on the trigger ready to bus' some caps. And where's the multi colored grills at yo? Not even a face or neck tattoo, what a FAGOT

[Anonymous No.11482373]

>>11482031
>ywn hang out with Brad and also get subtly bullied

[Anonymous No.11482422]

>>11481749
(He doesn't)

[Anonymous No.11482472]

>>11482122
He can hit a target 30 feet away with a shotgun. Amazing. He might even be skilled enough to hit the broad side of a barn too if he gets lucky.

[Anonymous No.11482479]

>>11481811
Big Dimes Babish is the better draw and a more scientific worker but Big Dimes Brad has the best babyface fire and better connection with the crowds and is the Michaels of the BA test kitchen.

[Anonymous No.11482511]

>>11482422
Do you have any idea who edits It's Alive? I don't think they're credited, but the real genius of that show is in the editing.

[Anonymous No.11482545]

>>11481773


>brad is a real chef

have you seen how he cuts shit? his working methods?

Guy hasn't spent a day in a real kitchen, let alone running one.

[Anonymous No.11482558]

>>11482511
woulder. xD

[Anonymous No.11482560]

>>11482545
unbased and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11482565]

>>11482545
>hating on Brad
Back to /r9k/, sweaty

[Anonymous No.11482575]

>>11482472
>I have no idea what real shotguns pattern like

I bet you think that you don't even have to aim with a scattergun--like you've got a Joe Biden-tier understanding of how firearms work.

[Anonymous No.11482578]

>>11482565
I love brad, but he isn't a chef

he's a food journalist

[Anonymous No.11482605]

>>11482545
>Guy hasn't spent a day in a real kitchen, let alone running one.
You do know there's more than one type of chef right?
Some top tier 3 star chefs have people who do nothing but work off hours to think of new recipes and techniques without being ass raped by stress and retarded work hours.

[Anonymous No.11482608]

I like both of these guys and I find both of their shows educational and entertaining. I prefer Brad though because he's charismatic, would be fun to hang out with, and obviously isn't shy about being masculine. Andrew Rea is more of the smug redditor type that would probably become grating after awhile, and probably thinks cats are better pets than dogs.

Don't let these two lads distract you from the BA Test Kitchen staff we truly hate--that twink faggot Andy, and that bitch Chris. That one hispanic dude Rick is a flaming degenerate as well.

[Anonymous No.11482614]

>>11482605
But to get there they put in the hours on in service and in prep to get to that position.

[Anonymous No.11482615]

>>11482608
>and obviously isn't shy about being masculine
How insecure in your manhood must one be to write something like this or for this to pop into your head? lmao, the state of incels
>and probably thinks cats are better pets than dogs
They are to some people
>that twink faggot Andy
Andy is based
>That one hispanic dude Rick is a flaming degenerate as well.
Ah, and there we have it, a 'redpiller'. You are mentally unwell, lad, seek help

[Anonymous No.11482618]

>>11481811
>>11482479
Ding-dong diddly go back to your containment board homos

[Anonymous No.11482626]

>>11482615
Lmao kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.11482636]

>>11482626
>obviously isn't shy about being masculine
>we truly hate
>the three gays guys
Are you aware of how in the closet and in denial you sound?

[Anonymous No.11482637]

>>11482545
>have you seen how he cuts shit?
What's wrong with it? He seems to cut vegs very uniformly and very fast.

[Anonymous No.11482648]

>>11482637
with his other hand just floating around the place, it's dangerous technique

And while its more than good enough for what he's doing and his vegetables do come out fine, it does just show he isn't a real chef

[Anonymous No.11482650]

>>11482636
>ohoho, obviously if any opposes anything, it's because they secretly endorse it

You got me, I'm actually burning with raging desire for dick
Oh wait no you're just an imbecile

[Anonymous No.11482654]

>>11482139
imagine thinking it's normal to only have scared wh*teoids, and heavily armed escaped slaves in flamboyant underworld regalia in your area

is this why flyovers are obsessed with having a loaded military weapon with them just to buy groceries?

[Anonymous No.11482665]

>>11482654
We're redpilled here, kid. As this >>11482608 white brethren points out, we're against and hate homosexuals. We call them 'degenerates' because they are a stain on our white proud community. We truly hate them. Every time I see those degenerate faggots from BA my heart starts racing, my blood starts pumping, and I get all agitated. They just aren't masculine enough for me, which is what I appreciate most about men, i.e. masculinity, strong men. When I see a strong man my heart swells with white pride, but something really grinds my gears when I see an effeminate fag. We need a community centred around big, strong, masculine men, a white brotherhood of strong masculine men in solidarity, sharing true love that women and gays will never understand.

[Anonymous No.11482668]

>>11482648
>muh French style cooking
The difference between a normal cookie cutter chef and a good chef is that the normie chef thinks going to culinary school and working at a restaurant that sells rack of lamb and steaks makes them have an opinion, the good chef doesn't give a fuck and knows what they chop, dice, slice, etc will work for their food.

That's why traditional 'fine' dining is dead.

[Anonymous No.11482673]

>>11482665
#based

[Anonymous No.11482679]

>>11482650
>doubling down on his homophobia this hard
You're not convincing anybody, sweet thing

[Anonymous No.11482680]

>>11482668
yeah, but they will chop everything properly.

Following the same classic french recipes is boring as shit.

But those creative chefs who make shit up know how to cut things properly

[Anonymous No.11482681]

>>11482665
Richard Spencer, stop posting on /ck/

[Anonymous No.11482683]

>>11482673
Just imagine, all of us strong, masculine white brothers sharing the same space, being interconnected in brotherhood, sharing everything without disturbance from fags and women, just living together, exploring and appreciating each other's masculinity. Does anything come close to the beauty of a masculine man? Not for me. Faggots will never understand this

[Anonymous No.11482686]

>>11482681
what's the matter, not strong enough to shove a butt plug up your ass while being watched by hundreds of strange men on your livestream?

[Anonymous No.11482691]

>>11482683
>>11482686
>Just imagine, all of us strong, masculine white brothers
It's difficult to imagine when the reality is so far removed from what you describe

[Anonymous No.11482705]

>>11482648
When does he do that?

[Anonymous No.11482723]

>has a tattoo of a fork

[Anonymous No.11482760]

>>11482723
It's a carving fork. He uses it to plate pasta, it's actually a decent idea

[Anonymous No.11482766]

>>11482760
he uses the tattoo to plate pasta? explain

[Anonymous No.11482791]

How is there no Claire in this thread at all? I only came in here hoping for some Claire. :(

[Anonymous No.11482795]

>>11482791
if she actually exercised and took care of herself she wouldn't be terrible looking

[Anonymous No.11482802]

>>11482795
hardeeharhar

[Anonymous No.11482811]

>>11482705
Im not autistic enough to supply a webm, but I watch all his stuff and i've seen it enough to have taken note of it

especially with the big thick vegetable knife of his

[Anonymous No.11482833]

>>11482766
He uses a carving fork to plate pasta you absolute dunce

[Anonymous No.11482837]

>>11482833
but the tattoo

[Anonymous No.11482885]

>>11482479
Is it true that Babish got raped in the summer of '92?

[Anonymous No.11482901]

>>11481811
Ding-dong diddly both Jannetties to Chef John.

[Anonymous No.11482922]

>>11482665
Jesus Christ lol
Imagine being this insecure

[Anonymous No.11482963]

>>11482479
The Bradster always goes over Babishetty because Babishetty is a vanilla midget.

[Anonymous No.11482989]

>>11482963
>WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEAN GENE, I'M SICK OF BABISH AND HIS FRASIER LOVING BALD HEAD AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT JACK COME SUNDAY HE'LL BE WISHING THAT HE ATE LESS EGGS BENEDICTS SO HE COULD SAVE MORE ROOM FOR VITAMINS AND SAVED MORE TIME FOR PRAYERS BECAUSE ON SUNDAY JACK THE BRADSTER AND HIS 22 INCH SCOBYS ARE GONNA SQUASH HIM LIKE A CLOVE OF GARLIC SO YOU MAY AS WELL RELEASE YOUR ALLICIN NOW, DUDE. BRADSTERMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, MEAN GENE, SO BABISH WHATCHU GONNA DO BROTHER, WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN BRADSTERMANIA AND THE MILLIONS OF BRADSTERMANIACS RUN WILD ON YOU!!!!!?????

[Anonymous No.11483003]

>>11481749
Vinny is also hotter than Brad

[Anonymous No.11483005]

>>11481982
Any pics nigga?

[Anonymous No.11483062]

>>11482608
Why hate on andy

[Anonymous No.11483065]

>>11482472
No guns faggot detected.
Lets see you shoot a moving target at 30 yards with bead sights and birdshot.

[Anonymous No.11483067]

>>11482575
>Joe Biden-tier understanding of how firearms work
Holy kek that's funny.

[Anonymous No.11483071]

>>11482665
I just dont like gays because of the lisp.

[Anonymous No.11483107]

>>11482575
>>11483065
shooting clay just flying away from you is really fucking easy though, but it's a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.11483127]

>>11482575
Hey, all you need to do is rack the shotgun a few times and criminals will be scared and run away! It really works!!

[Anonymous No.11483131]

>>11482648
>every type and amount of veggie has to be held just like when you cut an onyo

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.11483134]

>>11482989
Based

[Anonymous No.11483970]

>>11481746
>/ck/ loves Brad
You mean a percentage of the part of /ck/ who gives a fuck about youtubers

[Anonymous No.11483982]

>>11482885
Yeah, at the Barcelona Olympics.

[Anonymous No.11484056]

>>11482885
Wouldn't he have been like 4 at that point?

[Anonymous No.11484248]

>>11481746
Brad is a bro, babish is a know it all numale cuck

[Anonymous No.11484264]

>>11482472
What a sour sally you are.

[Anonymous No.11484272]

>>11484264
I’m actually a negative nancy

[Anonymous No.11484276]

>>11484272
My bad.

[Anonymous No.11484333]

>>11482511
His name is Matt. Brad mentions him during the mushroom foraging episode.

[Anonymous No.11484895]

>>11483131
>has never worked in a real kitchen

allmost all vegetables besides big arse gourdes and sweet potatoes that need force are cut with this technique

[Anonymous No.11484906]

What's the deal with the guy on the left? Do you think he made Brad fuck his wife while he watches in the corner?

[Anonymous No.11484929]

>>11484906
He seemed like a cool enough dude. A bit TOO self deprecating for my taste, but affable nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.11484965]

Hey /ck/, where were you when you realized Brad is an actually living Spurdo?
>Wourder
>Benj Scraber
>Oh fug, Vinnie!

[Anonymous No.11485071]

>>11482885
There's rumors that it was in the same alley that Kevin Nash got raped by Enzo.

[Anonymous No.11485111]

>>11482989
When is Hollywood Bradster going to debut?

[Anonymous No.11485160]

>>11481849
Yeah, he always talks so much bs

[Anonymous No.11485177]

>>11484965
>when you grush the garlig, id relees the alison
>ids lige a toopard epogsy :DDD

[Anonymous No.11485181]

>>11485177
>I beleeb

[Anonymous No.11485207]

>>11485111
He already debuted when he curved Claire's invite to "fix her tiles".

[Anonymous No.11485348]

>>11484929
>humility is bad now

Why do 4chin edgelords think fronting like a ghetto nigger is the epitome of masculinity now?

[Anonymous No.11485430]

>>11485348
They think if you don't continually throw a fit like a 2 year old toddler in a sandbox when someone wanted to share a toy, you're effeminate. Tbf, they have their role models ;)

[Anonymous No.11485723]

>>11482901
FINNA BE THE JANNETTY OF YA MEATBALLS AND SPAGHETTI

[Anonymous No.11485742]

>>11484906
I think he's the same guy from the sausage episode.

[Anonymous No.11486565]

>>11481811
You for watching these faggots

[Anonymous No.11486770]

>>11485348
Too little humility = Asshole
Too much humility = Pushover
Aristotle figured this shit out 1,600 years ago.

[Anonymous No.11486785]

>>11486770
Aristotle thought traps were gay though. Plato knew better.

[Anonymous No.11486905]

>>11482479
i love you /asp/ies

[Anonymous No.11487598]

>>11486905
Ding-dong diddly fuck off

[Anonymous No.11487649]

>>11481811
>Brad has the look, has hit the weights, gained height, had sex, taken a shower and got a clue
>Babitch is a manlet smark favorite that kekkit gushes over
Who do you think?

[Anonymous No.11487655]

>>11481749
what does vinny look like?
i thought when brad addresses vinny he's addressing us viewers at home

[Anonymous No.11487661]

>>11487655
I'm pretty sure he just calls any cameraman Vinnie

[Anonymous No.11487681]

>>11487649
BASED

[Anonymous No.11487696]

>>11487655
Like Jesus. He has an instagram
>>11487661
nah

[Anonymous No.11488157]

>>11487661
No, his name is Vince Cross.
>>11487655
You can find him on Instagram

[Anonymous No.11488295]

>>11481982
People should be more inclined to date and marry those whom they can be comfortable with and see a long lasting marriage with. Dating and marrying for superficial or materialistic reasons is a guaranteed recipe for disaster.

For the record I don't know how his wife looks but just felt like sharing this.

[Anonymous No.11488315]

>>11488295
stop trying to talk sense to a bunch of children whose experience with love and meaningful relationships consists entirely of how many times they've touched their own dick and their mom

[Anonymous No.11488323]

>>11488315
i'd rather voice my own opinion than force myself to adhere to this websites rude and vulgar nature.

[Anonymous No.11488342]

>>11488323
do your thing by all means but you're pissing in the wind

[Anonymous No.11488413]

Babish might be a redditor but his puttanesca was pretty good. I've yet to try one of Brad's recipes.

>>11482665
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.11488426]

>>11485348
4chan is Plato's cave imitating shadows of "chads" who get girls by being virtuous.

[Anonymous No.11488521]

>>11481837
as a whole 4chan tends to believe that almost every human interaction is actually negative and that everyone secretly hates them and I sometimes wonder if it's had an effect on why I perceive the world the way I do

[Anonymous No.11488541]

>>11488426
interesting perspective.

[Anonymous No.11488549]

>>11488295
>t. ugly fag

[Anonymous No.11488579]

>>11488323
Then why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.11488598]

>>11484895
>>has never worked in a real kitchen

I have, that's why I know there's not only one way to cut things like hobbyists who suck marco pierres dick do