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Cursed images

>> No.11469338
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>> No.11469340

My kitchen looked like that months ago

>> No.11469351
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>> No.11469771

>>11469338
okay that's funny, putting a bloody mary on a bloody mary is inspired

>> No.11470101

>>11469351
Looks like a silent hill enemy

>> No.11470184
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>>114701017
>voodoo pogo
Try cleaning your washing machine

>> No.11470198

>>11470184
That's actually sad anon. Stop it

>> No.11470215
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>>11470101
Pyramid Head's retarded offspring?

I remember seeing a bronze cube head at some retarded fashion show once.

>> No.11470220

>>11470198
he ended up having people who saw it come over for burgers

>> No.11470241

>>11470220
We're friends with your grand-daughter and heard you might be disappointed you had less company than expected? I brought a box of almond sandies?

>> No.11470261
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>> No.11470270
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>> No.11470293

>>11470261
;_;

>> No.11470302
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>> No.11470325

>>11470261
fuck anon why do this

>> No.11470440

>>11470261
>mfw dad has never got me a gift ever
To be fair kids who had loving fathers always seemed soft to me though so im not totally upset

>> No.11470456

>>11470302
eww what the fuck is that?

>> No.11470462

>>11470456
an asian

>> No.11470463

>>11470456
It just looks like a large rice ball, anon.

>> No.11470464

>>11470456
a giant rice ball

>> No.11470466

>>11470456
A girl

>> No.11470476

>>11470440
Yeah, crippling emotional problems are way better.

>> No.11470518

>>11470476
It's called being masculine. If someone rubs me the wrong way, or I can't comprehend something, I latch into frustrated manchild mode because I didn't have a father figure to show me how to be a man. I once beat a guy to within an inch of his life for calling me a faggot. THAT'S being a man, that's being tough.

>> No.11470531

How are these cursed?

>> No.11470535

>>11470531
Protip: curses are bullshit

>> No.11470542

>>11470518
You are a faggot

>> No.11470558

>>11470518
that sounds like something a faggot would do
nothing out of the ordinary for you then

>> No.11470569

>>11470302
She's so cute

>> No.11470598

>>11470456
A jelly donut.

>> No.11470736
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>>11470598

>> No.11470753
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>> No.11470865

>>11470753
RIPPEN
I
P
P
E
N

>> No.11470902
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>> No.11470935

>>11470466
What the FUCK? Does she even have a dick??

>> No.11470941

>>11470935
Yes, but it's very cute and feminine.

>> No.11470954
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>> No.11470962

>>11470935
I hope so.

>> No.11470977

>>11470302
>Eating a garbage bag filled with styrofoam

>> No.11470986
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>>11470902
Uma Delicia

>> No.11470992
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>> No.11471004

>>11470954
I'm getting pissed off the more I look at this.

>> No.11471028
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>> No.11471037

>>11470977
It's obviously hemp stuffed with dmt

>> No.11471055

>>11470598
Heh

>> No.11471075

>>11471028
S L E E P
T I G H T
P I G G E R

>> No.11471097

>>11470220
Do you really think that he'd rather have a bunch of strangers over than his grandkids?

>> No.11471101

>>11471097
given that they're the kind of grandkids who ditch out on their grandfather, probably a bunch of strangers

>> No.11471239
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>> No.11471260

>>11471239
Is that the cheese with worms that those italians subhumans eat?

>> No.11471280
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>>11471260
Yes.

>> No.11471287
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>>11471260
Indeed it is.

>> No.11471297
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>>11471239
>>11471260
>Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6in) when disturbed,diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.
excuse me

>> No.11471415

>>11470753
Every year at least one faggot on this ride at my county's fair would eat fuck because he didn't know when to sit back down toward the end.

>> No.11471418

>>11469338
I wonder how it stayed balanced.

>> No.11471453

>>11470598
BOY DO I LOVE JELLY DONUTS, JELLY DONUTS ARE DELICIOUS

>> No.11471486

>>11471260
Sardinians aren't Italian.

>> No.11471492

>>11471415
I read about someone on here who got launched out the roof of one of these.

>> No.11471500

>>11469312
Love me some shrimp all afraid ho

>> No.11471538

>>11471101
It was a bunch of black guys

>> No.11471545

>>11470992
Does it taste like Green Apple?

>> No.11471553

>>11471486
C O P E

>> No.11471667

>>11471486
Except they are.

>> No.11471696
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>>11471553
>>11471667
Nope. They have their own unique history and culture. They don't even speak the same language.

>> No.11471725

>>11471667
Sardinians are Jews and subhuman Pre Indo Europeans, though to be fair so are Corsicans, Sicilians, and Southern Italians.

>> No.11471729
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>>11471297
>It is possible for larvae to survive in the intestine, leading to a condition called pseudomyiasis.

>> No.11471826

>>11470184
I'd have burgers with pawpaw and then do the washing up so he can chill, long live pawpaw

>> No.11471835

>>11471492
Same, the roof rippen open and he got launched out.

>> No.11471849

>>11470518
based and mentally unsound

>> No.11472079

>>11470753
WOKE
O
K
E

>> No.11472260

>>11470518
Then everyone clapped.

>> No.11472267

>>11470261
Wow he spent his time and money buying a bunch of stupid computer games for his son instead of spending time with him teaching him ethics morals and real skills what a great guy what an amazing human being a true hero.

>> No.11472283

>>11470518
>It's called being masculine.
>I didn't have a father figure to show me how to be a man.
>THAT'S being a man
loI

>> No.11472285

>>11470302
Blessed image

>> No.11472287

>>11472267
Do you understand how custody works?

>> No.11472771
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>>11469338
>dead rising healing

>> No.11472902

>>11472287
Only childish faggots get divorced in the first place, nimrod.

>> No.11472931

>>11470753
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>> No.11473055

>>11470302
She looks like she got striken with a pan to her forehead, and it made her eyebrows, eyes and forehead become a flat surface. Chinks are so fucking ugly.

>> No.11473064

>>11470440
Well hey, at least you've got a good level of emotional intelligence, I wont say shit.

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>>11471729
>meheecan spirit cheese

>> No.11473374

>>11470456
Gohan

>> No.11473395

>>11471492
I think it's an /x/ meme that I don't understand

>> No.11473537
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Posting a classic

>> No.11473550
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guys, could you stop spreading lies about sardinia? I'm baffled at how confused the world is about us, treating us as some kind of ancient subhuman civilizations that lives in caves and stuff

>>11471696
first of all, yes we're italian and we do speak italian in our everyday lives, what you hear about us speaking a different language comes from the fact that our language, "sardo" is, in fact, a true language on its own, and not a dialect, as it happens in other regions of italy, such as rome, with their "romano", which is an italian dialect

not all of us are happy about being italian, and there are some small political groups who are working everyday to obtain the indipendence of the island, but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen anytime soon, and to be honest I don't feel like it would be a good idea on the long run

>> No.11473553

>>11471486
>deenzians

>> No.11473563

>>11473550
stop eating maggots

>> No.11473565
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>>11471725
dude, trust me, we're everything but jews. if it's jews you're looking for, you should look in other regions of italy, you'll find plenty. also i'd like to know where you're from and why do you feel you can call others "jews", I bet it would be a laugh

>>11471239
when it comes to "casu marzu", which to be fair actually means "rotten cheese", it's a disgusting practice and we all know it, and yet, it's one of those unique tastes that you just can't shake, paired with the idea of eating something that strange. it doesn't kill you, it doesn't get you sick, and it's not something you eat everyday like some morons would like you to believe, it's kind of a delicacy, ironically, and it's usually something you taste after or before a meal. if you're curious about other strange things to eat in sardinia, look for "callu de cabreddu"

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>>11472931
based

>> No.11473590
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>> No.11473596

>>11470440
My father is a literal schizo. Split personality and all that.

Once he got me a bunch of xmas gifts and decided the next day I wasn't worth of them and gave away everything to the neighborhood kids. It was the last time I spoke to him.

That's why whenever I see shit like >>11470184 my first thought is to assume they must be psychotic assholes who drove everyone away and took family for granted.

>> No.11473756

>>11472267
Someday, a long time from now, when you're in the nursing home and none of your kids will come to visit you, I hope you somehow recall being a dickhead on the internet and it makes you feel even worse than you will at that moment

>> No.11473764

>>11473565
Check the haplogroups, sandnigger

>> No.11473765
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here's the always delicious tale of fridgebro

>> No.11473768

>>11470261
this is the cooking board....

>> No.11473775

>>11473550
You literally are PIE cucks

>> No.11473777

>>11470462
underrated

>> No.11473782

>>11470518
i don't have the picture but this needs the photo of the fish staring at a fishing rod that anon just threw in the water because this isn't even bait this point

>> No.11473784

>>11470941
gay

>> No.11473789
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>>11472771
Classic Icelandic dish. It's delicious.

>> No.11473791

>>11471239
M A G G O T S
A
G
G
O
T
S

>> No.11473832

>>11473765
FUCK i've never seen this before, thank you op

>> No.11473956

>>11472771
He makes the pizza out of duck tape

>> No.11473994

>>11471696
Not everyone down there speaks sardian, most just speak Italian

>> No.11473998
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>>11473956
Aren't duck tapes an endangered species?

>> No.11474019

>>11473590
baked bean?

>> No.11474022
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>>11473998
You're thinking of the mongoose, its bredren

>> No.11474035

>>11474022
looks gomfy for about 10 minutes, then all the bread will be crushed

>> No.11474054

>>11474035
So it's exactly like my dreams

>> No.11474066

>>11473765
That poster was most likely a bullshitter. That place was probably an abandoned house where homeless people would break in there and squat from time to time.

>> No.11474084

>>11473596
sorry bout that anon.

but pawpaw might not have been particularly bad at all. its just that some people really do not give a shit to stop and think about pawpaw. they are over-immersed in the petty drama of their own lives, so much that stopping by pawpaws for a few burgers n listen to his stories is a waste of time.

>> No.11474120

>>11471260
>>11471297
>disliking quintessential umami
soyboy detected

>> No.11474123

>>11474066
I take it you've never watched an episode of Hoarders before.

>> No.11474136

>>11470101
Also a enemy from bloodborne, in the old hunters nightmare in the giant hospital(?)

>> No.11474148

a...are there mid page adds now or do i have a virus?

>> No.11474172

>>11474066
nah, nobody would abandon a place like that

>> No.11474173

>>11474148
Apparently there are. Which of course begs the question: why aren't you using an adblocker?

>> No.11474211

>>11474173
"Paranoid schizophrenic" here, adblocker companies are able to see everything you do. It's like installing spyware in exchange for no ads. No thanks.

>> No.11474233

>>11474211
Holy LMAO people are staring at me at work now thanks alot asshole. Hope your paranoid schizophrenia is real and you kill yourself somehow.

>> No.11474483

>>11474211
I already see everything you do. So you might as well use an adblocker.

>> No.11474488
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>> No.11474722

>>11469771
It's actually pretty clever because that way you don't have to eat 14 pounds of food before you can start drinking yo drank

>> No.11474755

>>11470261
FUCK YOU ANON

>> No.11474789

>>11474488
>pancakes with dyed syrup

Literally just cake & a less viscous frosting senpai

>> No.11475164

bump

>> No.11475203

>>11474211
Ads are already spyware. The ad bots have micro bidding wars every time a page loads to show you ads based on your browsing/shopping/etc history.

>> No.11475216

>>11473537
not gonna lie, i'd try a slice of that.

>> No.11475225
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>>11470518

>> No.11475248

>>11473537
man i need to see a cap of the whole thread

>> No.11475324

bump

>> No.11475539

>>11473756
>putting dad in a nursing home and never visiting because he didn't buy you enough vidya
nice one
fathers who encourage their sons to play video games are weak garbage and that's objectively the truth

>> No.11475770

>>11474084
Well, in all fairness, listening to him drone on about an old story you've heard before IS a waste of time. But you do it anyway because they're family.

>> No.11475790

>>11475770
i stay until they tell me a young person should be out doing things. so basically until they kick me out.

>> No.11475794

>>11470184
Punished pawpaw

Joke is, he loved the attention and had at least one big burger-fest. Sold 'sad pawl-pawl' t-shirts and everything. Good man

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>>11469338
extremely based and redpilled beverage.

>> No.11476249

>>11474066
If only you knew, that's worse than anything I've seen, but I've seen some shit doing my job.

>> No.11476468

>>11471538
>black dudes bring a bunch of thick ass black chicks
>get laid for the first time in decades

>> No.11476489

>>11470518
Yeah this sounds like some made up shit you're telling us so we think you're a cool badass that never had a dad but you just sound like some fag that never had a dad.

>> No.11476499

>>11473789
What grosses me out about this is imagining what it feels like to have your teeth rub on the bone as you eat this

>> No.11476506

>>11476236
How can one man be so talented?

>> No.11476619

>>11476506
I'd unironically vote for him to be leader for life.

>> No.11476651

>>11476619
inshallah, brother

>> No.11476699

>>11474066
Nah man, I moved into an apartment with a hoarder whose condition started to worsen severely a year after I moved in. I would come back from a week-long vacation to find an ungodly seen, particularly in the kitchen

Thank God he's been gone for 4 months now. I cannot convey in words how nice and clean the place is without him

>> No.11476798

>>11474211
>I would rather be spied on by conglomerates pushing for a dystopian future
>As opposed to this one autistic neckbeard who can see what's been blocked by the ublock, adblock, pihole
Dumb Schizo, this is why we're watching you

>> No.11477381

>>11471004
>>11470954
I mean, it's still the same ratio per bite right??
would it taste any different you think?

>> No.11477389
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>> No.11477486

>>11472267
You have no idea what it's like to be a father that cannot see his kid.

>> No.11477923

>>11477389
literally just sauce

>> No.11477962
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>>11470184
NOOOO

>> No.11478015
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>>11473537
I wanna eat that

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>> No.11478031

>>11470440
I had no father and I ended up an unstable little bitch.

>> No.11478057

>>11470518
kill yourself

>> No.11478463

>>11473789
>>11478027
These barbaric chinks have no modicum of decency at all. And these animals think they're gonna run the world in the future. They can't even run their own polluted shit hole.

>> No.11478518

>>11470902
Sopa de batto

>> No.11478582

>>11471028
Is this soposed to be special or something. My local Sam's club sells whole pig sometimes.

>> No.11478589

>>11470184
they were probably better than ramsay's fuck up

>> No.11478596

>>11470101
This monster represents the protagonist fear of carbs

>> No.11478680

>>11471696
Why are spaghets so autistic about their hyper regionalized groupings?

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>>11478027
Uhhhhhhhhhh

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>>11478027
>filename

when will they learn?

>> No.11478718

>>11474066
Nah. I was like half way to that point before I got my shit together but I imagine there are a bunch of people who go all the way

>> No.11478736

>>11471486
Fucking idiot. maggot cheese is produced in almost all italian regions and in France too

Living larvae cheese from Italy by region:
Bross ch'a marcia in Piedmont;
Cacie' Punt ("formaggio punto") in Molise;
Casu puntu in Salento (Apulia);
Casu du quagghiu in Calabria;
Gorgonzola coi grilli in Liguria;
Frmag punt in Apulia;
Furmai nis ("formaggio nisso") in Emilia-Romagna;
Marcetto or cace fraceche in Abruzzo;
Salterello in Friuli-Venezia Giulia.

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>>11470598
A JELLY DONUT?!

>> No.11478801
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dig in bro

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>>11470184
I'm sorry PawPaw

>> No.11478817

>>11474211
You cannot possibly be this stupid.
Protip: your adblocker is by far the least of your worries.

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>>11473756
>life at it's end
>no one ever comes to see you.
>feels just like when you were a teenager.
>somethings never change
>a fleeting thought pops into your head
>you recall calling someone a stupid faggot because he thought Y was better than X
>"stupid faggot"
>"gotem"
>laugh quietly to yourself
>crack open a monster white redux retro edition
>"Yep, they don't postem like they used to."
>sip

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11478850

oc

>> No.11478882

>>11473550
>comes from the fact that our language, "sardo" is, in fact, a true language on its own, and not a dialect, as it happens in other regions of italy, such as rome, with their "romano", which is an italian dialect
You realize that all of those are actual languages of their own, right? There is no such original baseline "Italian" language, what you call "Italian" is just an artificially manipulated version of Tuscan that the north Italian intelligentsia enforced as a state language when the Savoys annexed the rest of Italy.

>> No.11478897

>>11470518
>crippling emotional maladjustment is manly
I guess that makes the average middle class thot the peak of manliness

>> No.11478901

>>11478829
it's a weird feeling knowing that if i make to to old age and am waiting to die i'll reminisce about the fun i had on this website

>> No.11478935

>>11478736
So? Doesn't change the fact that Sardinians aren't Italian. You stated the French make maggot cheese as well. I guess in your view they should be considered Italian as well.

>> No.11478996

>>11478798
Was waiting for this, kek

>> No.11479001

>>11478850
That looks pretty good. Dunno if I want the sauce to be that liquidy but as-is if served warm 8/10 would eat.

>> No.11479043

>>11473596
Are you Dee or Dennis Reynolds?

>> No.11479053

>>11470261
>tfw own dad went to extra lengths to buy 4 dark tower books in 4 different formats to troll me after i explicitly told him about the 5th one i have the earlier books in
fuck you dad, i'm putting you in the worst retirement home i can find if you don't smoke and drink yourself to death first.

>> No.11479809

>>11469312
>all afraid ho

>> No.11479834
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>>11479809

>> No.11479882

>>11479834
>chicken permission

Isn't that just a tendie with marinara on it?

>> No.11479906
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>>11471239
>it have been made illegal by EU
Imagine having such a bad food culture that pan-national overlords outlaw it.

>> No.11479944

>>11470261
>Anon's father bought his affection with vidyagames
WHOA BASTE DAD AMIRITE GUYS??!

>> No.11480005
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>>11471028
We found this the other day actually, randomly inawoods

>> No.11480048
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11480048

>>11470753
>not posting the SIPPEN one

>> No.11480166

>>11479882
Parmesan breaded tendie, you uncultured faggot. How fucking retarded do you have to be to not see, or understand that? Your mother has regretted her decision to have you since you were 3, when she first realized you were hopelessly stupid.

>> No.11480415
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>> No.11480438

>>11480166
>Your mother has regretted her decision to have you since you were 3, when she first realized you were hopelessly stupid.

Honestly no. She told me all her hopes and dreams were destroyed when she was pregnant with me.

>> No.11480479

>>11470184
Fuck papaw. Dumb ass Trump voting boomer. Hope he dies painfully and alone.

>> No.11480579

>>11473550
>>11473565
Most of the "ancient, subhuman" world looked a lot like this, for the record.

>> No.11480590

>>11470184
>complaining about getting to eat 12 burgers

>> No.11480594

>>11470440
I thinking mistake softness for empathy and kindness is what they mean by toxic masculinity

>> No.11480597

>>11479001
it's cake

>> No.11481189

>>11470184
Geez I wonder how pawpaw treated the children that didn't wanna show

>> No.11481287

>>11480597
I know, i’m Talking about the shit on top.

>> No.11481353

>>11478680
Most countries are the same way you decultured metropolis-dwelling rootless bugman

>> No.11481493

>>11470518
> If someone rubs me the wrong way, or I can't comprehend something, I latch into frustrated manchild mode because I didn't have a father figure to show me how to be a man.
>I once beat a guy to within an inch of his life for calling me a faggot. THAT'S being a man, that's being tough.

...so which is it? Clearly you didn't deserve to be called a faggot, you seem more like a retard to me.

>> No.11481641

>>11470954
It's escaping

>> No.11482403
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11482403

>>11471287

>> No.11482409
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11482409

>>11469312

>> No.11482555
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>> No.11482559

>>11482555
Literal baby shit

>> No.11482574
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11482574

>>11482555

>> No.11482582
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11482582

>>11482574

>> No.11482584
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11482584

>>11482582

>> No.11482588
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11482588

>>11482584

>> No.11482590
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11482590

>>11482588

>> No.11482593
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11482593

>>11482590

>> No.11482644

>>11474120
>says shit like "umami"
>calls others soyboy
Shut up soyboy faggot
Enjoy your fucking maggots you disturbed cunt

>> No.11482803

>>11476699
w-where'd he go anon

>> No.11482932
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>> No.11482933
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>> No.11482940
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>>11473791

>> No.11482960

>>11482932
>>11482933
No.This can’t be -

>> No.11482968

>>11470518

Some day you'll try a dick in your ass and you'll be the happiest you've ever been, faggot.

>> No.11483070

>>11473768
Feelings are relevant to cooking.

>> No.11483125

>>11478031
Guys with no fathers either end up tough as nails or you.

>> No.11483148

>>11472267
The video games taught him morals.

>> No.11483525

>>11473789
chinamen are fucked in the head

>> No.11483621

>>11470184
wasn’t it confirmed that more family showed up after the picture was taken

>> No.11483965

>>11473590
I'm thinkin about thos beans

>> No.11483994

>>11474789
>literally
You sure?

>> No.11484014

>>11479053
Huh?

>> No.11484684
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>>11479834

>> No.11484737

>>11470261
That reminds me, didn't Raul Julia, despite already dying of cancer, take up the role of M. Bison in the 1994 Street Fighter movie because his kids liked the game?

>> No.11485534
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11485534

All aboard!

>> No.11485592

>>11480005
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.11485595

>>11482409
me.jpg

>> No.11485695
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11485695

>>11470184
i got you fann

>> No.11485725
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>> No.11485758
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11485758

>>11470184

>> No.11485936

>>11470518
You literally just described a woman

>> No.11485941

>>11472931
Lol i forgot about this pasta

>> No.11487526

>>11482584
me on the left

>> No.11487948
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>> No.11488206

>>11471287
Worms should be dead, that particular cheese it's just fucking gross

>> No.11488262

>>11482933
I... it’s gotta be plantanes right? Even then it’s all kinds of evil but only the devil himself would wrap a banana in ham. But it’s still served beside other fruit and I just want off this ride now.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLUE BOARD,
*proceeds to do a full 360.

>> No.11488270

>>11487948
is that araki?eating donuts?

>> No.11488306

>>11473537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymY64z9j9AM

>> No.11488442

>>11477923
It looks like my toilet after a really bad case of the beer shits.

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11488458

>>11488306
do want

>> No.11488470

>>11470518
troll but people who were beaten as children or didn't have a loving father figure have fucking massive amounts of cope like this about it

>> No.11488490

>>11470462
There are like 80 different kinds and they all hate each other

>> No.11488602
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11488602

>>11471486
>imblyign that the rest of italy doesnt eat that shit too
this>>11478736
>>11471725
you dare insult my people, the deenzians? filthy jew detected, trying to hide among the goyim, run back to the desert you crawled out of

>> No.11488750

>>11470440
aw that sucks anon, i kinda want to hug you m8..
>>11470518
and now i don't

>> No.11488791

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1jG4muWPQ

>> No.11488802
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11488802

>>11488270
it's shoped

>> No.11488849

>>11478031
85% of rapists are raised by single mothers. just fyi

>> No.11488858

>>11479944
>hoohaw lookit dis onions boy right /ourguys/? who would mistake time and care spent learning what your children care about as love?
can you please get the fuck out of my board shill? this is getting really embarrassing

>> No.11488864

>>11478582
its special because despite being ded the pig looks comfortably asleep

>> No.11488873

>>11471538
black dudes are badass to actually have on your side and support you

>> No.11488876
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11488876

>>11470184
>>11470261
After my dad died anything involving a father figure hurts a whole lot more.
I didnt come to this thread for feels guys.

>> No.11488958

>>11473572
sauce?

>> No.11489129
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11489129

>>11480005
That's cool as fuck
What does it smell like when you take off the lid?

>> No.11489137

>>11473756
>getting butthurt over comments on the internet

eat shit kid lmao
I love making comments like that and I love reading when other people make them.

>> No.11489211

>>11473789
chinese people have no souls. hongkong-ese and taiwanese and japanese people do but chinese-chinese people not at all.

>> No.11489215

>>11474066
wouldn't have electricity if that were the case

>> No.11489219
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11489219

>>11488876
>You'll never hear him say
>"I am proud of you"

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>>11470518
god u sound like a faggot

>> No.11489312

>>11482584

Not my proudest fap....

>> No.11489519

>>11482933
I hope he survived the chemo

>> No.11489549

>>11484737
Yes but I don't think he was diagnosed yet or it was just really early stages

>> No.11489575
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11489575

>>11489286
>Taking huge mouthfuls of food with each bite
That cat probably vomited 8 times within ten minutes after he finished that entire bowl

>> No.11489587

>>11470753
mother fuckin RIPPEN

>> No.11489594

>>11476499
Never had ribs before? It would be exactly the same.

>> No.11489645

>>11480005
I think your cat might be unwell, anon.

>> No.11489936

>>11470440
You will never get them apples boi, enjoy your grapes

>> No.11489974

>>11485695
which of those fugly midwest cunts virtue signaled the faggot into a meme?

>> No.11489987
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11489987

>>11470753
>>11472931
Ol'rippen

>> No.11490024

>>11471297
Don't forget the part where the maggots can chew up your stomach if they aren't crushed before eating. What a pinnacle of cuisine.

>> No.11490080

>>11485695
Me on the left

>> No.11490138

>>11471696
>forgot Basque
lmao at this fake map

>> No.11490154

>>11488206
if the worms are dead that means it's poisonous

>> No.11490207

>>11488262
it's Ham and Banana Hollandaise

>> No.11490321

>>11478798
HOW DID IT GET HERE?

>> No.11490346

>>11470184
>>11470261
>>11470753
>>11489987
Damn this is the funniest and saddest thread on 4chan all year. I also appreciate this >>11469338 feat of engineering

>> No.11490412

>>11469351
>Ducks: [Heavy breathing]

>> No.11490864

>>11471545
Blue Powerade. It taste like blue

>> No.11491851

>>11482409
Oh fuck, so that's his origin story.

>> No.11491868
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>>11490864

>> No.11492189

>>11490412
>Reddit: epic

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>>11470462

>> No.11492200

>>11470261
What the duck anon, this aint no feels thread, y u making me feel?

>> No.11492221

>>11474488
normal at the pancake parlor

>> No.11492238

>>11487948
>>11488802
POZZED

>> No.11492269

>>11471028
sleep tight porker

>> No.11492315

>>11483621
They were shamed on social media, of course they came.

>> No.11492336

>>11489974
bitch on the right

>> No.11492341

>>11487948
Why aren't the donuts square?

>> No.11492844

>>11470753
But how does he get out without rippen?

>> No.11493902

>>11490154
Nope

>> No.11494034
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>> No.11494059

>>11487526
me on the right

>> No.11494062

>>11485695
me in the middle

>> No.11494065

>>11470518
What a faggot.

>> No.11494069

>>11470902
UMA

>> No.11494117

>>11494034
I don't get this one

>> No.11494173

>>11494117
its a vape cart

>> No.11494608

>>11482803
:^)

>> No.11494903

>>11494117
Juul recently announced they're discontinuing the flavored vape packets. This is a picture of someone filling their Juul packet with chick-fil-a sauce.

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