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11466564 No.11466564 [Reply] [Original]

>Be steakhouse
>Buy Select cuts
>Sell at Prime cuts

How do they get away with it... Where is the beefolice to enforce the law?

>> No.11466587

>>11466564
Often times a good steak house will buy a full quarter or half. Select is a grading process used by the gov inspectors. A primal (as opposed to a prime) is due to the location of the cut on an animal. The fed does not regulate where the cut is taken from. The standards are based upon marbling and not where the meat is taken from.

>> No.11466589

>>11466564
who did this to you, anon? I want fucking names.

>> No.11466600
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11466600

>>11466564
>beefolice

>> No.11468354

>>11466564
>Going to a steakhouse
Don't order steak or go to a steak house, it's overpriced and just salt and pepper. Once you get the cooking down there's nothing you can't replicate at home. Just go to a fancy butcher if you want the aged and grass fed stuff

>> No.11468365

>>11468354
Horrible advice btw. Never cook your own food

>> No.11468712

>>11466589

His name was Angus, and he was black ;_;

>> No.11468738

>>11468354
>just salt and pepper
You forgot the literal stick of butter, my man

>> No.11468930

>>11468354
cooking a steak isnt even difficult, 4 mins each side in olive, salt each side. baste in butter

>> No.11468940

>beefolice

>> No.11469106

>>11468738
To be honest I only break that out when I have ppl over which is never

>> No.11470361

>>11466600
>>11468940

You've never heard of the beefolice?

>> No.11471546

>>11468354
Anyone who says this is talking shit. You don't have the correct equipment at home, or the best cuts of meat to become even remotely comparable to a good steakhouse.

>> No.11472653

>>11470361
Do amerifats really have an armed police force specifically to prevent crimes against beef?

>> No.11472713

>>11472653

Does New Saudi (Europe) not have one? As ineffective as your constabulary is, I'm surprised you don't turn your attention to more pertinent matters.

>> No.11472756

>>11466587
Very informative post, thanks.

>> No.11473275

>>11468354
I work at a steakhouse and can confirm.

The only thing we have that is a bit unique is a big proper coal grill and we can do any size they want, up to a kilo (eurosteakhouse)

Any while you can do that at home most people really wont.

I never ever buy steak when i'm out.

>> No.11473312

>>11468930
>steak in olive oil
Absolutely not, remove yourself from my presence at once.

>> No.11473453

>>11471546
>T.grillet

>> No.11473496

>>11466564
>beefolice
they're called pigs

>> No.11473842

>>11473496

Don't confuse beefolice with police.

Do you think heavy cream and milk are the same thing?
Do you think stews and soups are the same thing?

Get your eyes examined. That, or your head.

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>>11473842

>> No.11474381

>>11468354
I rarely get steak at a restaurant, if I am going to order something expensive it is going to be something that is a pain in the ass too make.