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Went to visit the grandma for dinner tonight and this is what she served. God help me.

>> No.11465342

what is that?
shake and bake pork chops?

>> No.11465354

Stop being a faggot and enjoy it

>> No.11465358

>>11465332
Eat it you ungrateful faggot.

>> No.11465361

Looks like some bomb ass porkchops with a nice crust. Be grateful you faggot

>> No.11465367

>>11465332
I would eat the fuck out of that

>> No.11465396

>>11465367
>>11465361
>>11465358
>>11465354
>>11465342
It’s bbq sauce shake and bake and chicken.

It was horrid and slimy though the chicken was juicy. Ate it anyway and thanked her. The worst part was the side of overlooked canned peas

>> No.11465411
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>>11465396
You are still a faggot

>> No.11465415

>>11465411
:( can’t help it it was really bad

>> No.11465417

what's the matter whiteboi scared of a little seasoned food?

>> No.11465480

>>11465332
i don't know why people add sauce to everything, or make big portions the same. i always leave about half fairly plain, like do them all shake and bake style but only add some barbecue sauce to the ones i want, in case someone else eating it doesn't want barbecue sauce on it

>> No.11465503

How do you keep the shake and bake seasoning from getting soggy on the bottom side?

>> No.11465518
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>>11465503

>> No.11465631

>>11465332
Christ, get her into a nursing home so Tyrone, the night janitor can look after her before she burns her house down and you're charged with neglect of a vulnerable person.

>> No.11465641

>>11465332
I'd slam. And then I'd probably slam your gram

>> No.11465776

>>11465332
Both of my grandmas have been dead for 16+ years(i'm 31), i remember spending time late at night in the hospital roaming around the halls at 1am when i was like 10. I didn't really "get" or understand death so I never cared much when she died. It would've bothered if she died nowadays but I was a sociopath when I was a kid and I enjoyed those nights sitting with her with my mom and exploring that hospital and peeking into peoples rooms and going to the cafeteria.

>> No.11465782

>>11465776
>was a sociopath
good bait
kids are just dumb

>> No.11465806

>>11465332
Looks edible, as long as it's cooked all the way through to the middle and not burned black, I can handle it.

Hell I never tried it but it might be good.

>> No.11465810

I don't believe you...

Nana would not have a raggedy looking pot holder, and slop on her stove!

I call bullshit!

>> No.11465814

>>11465332
There's nothing visually wrong with that food you ungrateful cunt.

>> No.11465822

>>11465814
There's nothing offensive about the flavors either, shake n bake is mostly paprika and chicken with bbq sauce is classic.

>> No.11465836

>>11465782
kids don't really care about death...you see little kids at funerals and they're running around and laughing, you develop that fear later on in life so kids are a bit like sociopaths in that regard.

>> No.11466538

>>11465836
i was like 7 when i woke up in the middle of the night and started crying because i suddenly realized my mom would die one day

>> No.11466582

>>11465836
I was 6-7, overheard grownups talk about some disease could kill you. And nuclear bombs back then, I had solid nightmares for death.

>> No.11466592

>>11466538
Pretty much this. I was 4-5 when I understood that I was going to die someday and that that meant that I wouldn't people to think or do things anymore forever. A little while later I realized that my parents and most of the people I knew were going to die before me.

>> No.11466603

>>11466538
I used to(and still do) have dreams about my family slowly going over a cliff in a car high above the mountains,i have a fear of heights and it's like dying the dreams i've had are more real than life.

>> No.11466648

>>11465332
Be greatfull she didnt burn the house down, Op, you fucking neet!

>> No.11466656

Lol OP is such a faggot. I haven't had grandparents for 20 years. The last meal I ever ate with my grandma was day-old spagehtti that she made ahead of time for some reason. But she tried her best in spite of the fact she was ancient. I wish I had grandparents. All of my friends do. My family is just really old. Started way late. Oh well.

>> No.11466670

>>11466538

At around that age I was crying in bed at my grandparents house and my grandpa came in to see what was up. Said I didn’t want him to die and he called me fag. Dude lived like 25 more years.

>> No.11466927

>>11465332
My grandma once tried to fry up diced potatoes with shredded leftover roast and onion, something she'd done for decades, but had gotten too senile to notice she'd used karo syrup instead of vegetable oil. It was a sticky awful mess.

>> No.11466947

>>11465332
at least your grandma is still alive

>> No.11467461

>>11465332
Eat it. If you don't enjoy her cooking, offer to cook instead.

>> No.11467525

>>11465332
God all this fucking thread did was put me in a spin about my dead grandmother. I miss her cooking so much. Even when it wasn't quality there was just a special touch to it. She has as much a hand in raising me and my brother as my mom or dad did. After my uncle died she became a horrible alcoholic but even when she couldn't see straight she tried her damnedest do make good meals for her family at every opportunity. Holiday meals were so important to her that for more than thirty years she kept a detailed journal of family holiday meals, what everyone brought, how it was received, and recommendations for the next year. She was a hell of a woman. Fuck you OP for this feel thank God every day you have a grandma who's alive and gives a fuck about you.

>> No.11467590

>>11466670
Based grampa

>> No.11467600

>>11465396
You're such a dingy whore. Your grandma, bless her heart, spent some of her remaining time on this earth cooking you a meal and you have the audacity to post it on a McChicken board so we can all laugh at it? God you are such a musty hoe, i wish i could kick you in the throat or stomp on your testicles

>> No.11467766

>>11465503
You dont

>> No.11467779

Thats why it's a good idea to stop responding to phone calls of your grand parents before they go senile.

>> No.11467785

when i was a kid and my grandmas alzheimers wasnt too bad, shed make this awful super salty fluffy egg thing in the microwave.

i fucking hated it.

my mom made it again recently, and i almost cried. i realized it was absolutely the taste of my childhood.

grandma i hope i get to eat your fluffy egg stuff in heaven.

>> No.11467790

>>11467785
based christfag

>> No.11467791

>>11467600
>>11467525
>>11467461
>>11466947
>>11466656
>>11465814
STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY MEAL!

>> No.11467796

>>11467790
based based reply poster

>> No.11467822
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>>11467785
>heaven
>existing

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>>11467822

>> No.11467859

>>11467791
she'll just be gone one day faggot
next time you're over ask her to cook a meal together, like something her mother/grandmother taught her to cook

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>>11465332
>not getting there early and using your superior culinary skills to cook your grandmother dinner so she doesn't have to lift a finger
what an awful grandson you are

>> No.11468680

>>11465776
I 'got' death pretty early as a kid, but was raised Christian so in my mind the person who just died was in heaven now and was lucky for it, so the end result was about the same. I still remember the night my grandfather died, everyone was wailing in the main room while I was having a gay old time off to in a side room assembling a movable frog from some kind of k'nex knockoff.

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>>11465332
i wish i still had a grandma to cook bad food for me

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11469243

>complaining about free food

>> No.11469256

>>11469243
Only so many calories in a day, can't afford to waste them on shit, that's life

>> No.11469264

>>11469256
There's only so much time in a day, yet here you are wasting it on the 4chinz.

>> No.11469265

>>11465332
OP you faggot, its your grandma! Get your head out of yoru ass and realize that old people forget how to cook and basically overcook any meal or put too much of certain ingredients in it. My dad is a bit demented and he over cooks all the veggies to mush and then throws in so many spices and different sauces that it doesn't taste like anything, I don't bitch and moan but instead cook for us both whenever I am over.

>> No.11469372

>>11465415
Food by grandma is never bad anon.

>> No.11469378

>>11467791
Cherish this moment while it lasts friend. Your grandmother won't be able to always cook for you.

>> No.11469385

>>11466670
Grandpa probably survived Nam and laughs at his faggot of a grandson

>> No.11469577

>>11467791
dont get guilt tripped by some fags, my grandma mostly put no effort into cooking and was usually bad at it, i still loved her and always tried to make her happy, too bad she died before i learned how to cook, i would have really liked cooking for her sometimes. your post reminded me of her, so thanks op, and fuck the guys with weird moral codes. making fun of something someone did doesnt quate being rude to them

>> No.11469597

If you're gonna be an ungrateful brat about it, then why don't you cook her a few meals yourself? It's what I do with my grandma. Sheeiit, I do it with my mom too.

>go over to their houses
>they say they'll make me something to eat (aka boiling vegetables)
>I tell them that I'd like to take that load off their games
>put on my cooking apron and "kiss the chef" t shirt with gravy stains on it
>pan sear some freshly prepped carrots in a little butter with some salt and freshly chopped cloves of garlic
>everyone goes nuts over them

But if you wanna bitch and complain, that's perfectly fine too.

>> No.11469700

>>11467791
My grandmother used to be very good at cooking but her Alzheimer got so bad she had to move to a home with 24 hour care taking.
Most of the time she doesn't even recognize me or my granddad, it's sad seeing him suffer that his wife for over 50 years is slowly fading away.


Please be grateful of the dishes your grandmother made you, you don't know for how long she will be with you.

>> No.11469785

>>11469256
so don't eat it and make something better yourself. don't go over to granny's house for free food and then bitch that it's garbage like a faggot.

>> No.11469919

>>11465332
That looks pretty good you cunt. Caramelized brown but not burnt. Would enjoy that with some mash gravy and a side of peas

>> No.11469989

>>11467822
>redditlivesmatter jpg
>atheist
this is probably in the top 10 worst posts I've ever seen on this site, probably the top 3 on this board.

>> No.11470379

>>11469989
Lurk moar, there's an infinity of posts worse than that on this board, let alone the rest of the site.

>> No.11470761

>>11469700
I’m gonna try and do better. Shouldn’t have made this thread in hindsight. She hates cooking but does it anyway to be nice. Gonna be super grateful to her nexttime

>> No.11471099

>>11465332

My grandma ( violinist ) smoked until she died at 82.
My grandpa (Welder, Italy campaign vet, tank driver) drank a shot of vodka before sleep... passed away at 89.

Both were a true inspiration - Gran with her wittiness, and Grandpa with his discipline.

;_; i miss them and their greasy food, because they wanted me to eat stuff that they could only wish about.

(not American)

>> No.11471102

Goddamn the way this board acts you'd think all your grandparents were raped and murdered. He went and spent time with his grandmom AND ate her food which is all she cares about. It's not like he was openly complaining about it. What does it matter if he posts it on here? It looks awful and it's pretty funny. If someone posted that on here saying they made it they'd be mocked relentlessly.

>> No.11471108

>>11471102
>It looks awful
no it doesn't you faggot.
It's glazed chicken and looks like fucking glazed chicken.

>> No.11471194

>>11471108
The breading us uneven and burnt in a few places. Aside from the charred parts none of it looks crispy at all. It looks BAD!!!

>> No.11471253

>>11471194
there are no burned parts on the chicken.
OP also can't take a picture with his potato camera. If anything it just needs a bit more glaze.

>> No.11471284

>>11468680
Are you me? I remember doing the exact same thing at my grandmother in laws funeral except it was an alligator.