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11440888 No.11440888 [Reply] [Original]

Will Domino's ever let me buy a pizza without pushing kids with cancer in my face? I swear they've been doing this for years, it's starting to piss me off.

>> No.11440890

>>11440888
If you take out/ignore the text it just looks like the kids are there to do your quality check

>> No.11440932

>>11440888
Just use noscript or ad block and remove that element you retard

>> No.11440941
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11440941

>order over the phone
>would you like to donate to st judes childrens hospital

>> No.11440974

>>11440941
"no thanks, I dont beleive in helping weak little faggots"

>> No.11440984

>>11440974
this but unironically and meaner

>> No.11440989

if you're too poor to support kid's cancer charities then you're too poor to buy delicious fresh pizza

>> No.11440991

>>11440989
that's not even remotely true

>> No.11440993

>>11440888
No, because they don't care about assholes like you.

>> No.11441009

>>11440991
I mean it's alright pizza at least

>> No.11441020

>>11440993
why am I an asshole?

>> No.11441023

At least it is this, instead of rogue javascript browser code using your CPU to mine Bitcoins.

Cancer kids are like high school girls, they never get old.

>> No.11441026

>>11441009
oh you

>> No.11441123

>>11441020
Complaining about being asked to donate to children with cancer is assholish behavior.
Is that news to you?

>> No.11441155
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11441155

agreed, look at those smug cancer faces. Fuck em

>> No.11441160

Can't you ablock this shit?
Oh wait you are actually underage and don't even know what rooting a phone or DNS adblock means. Sorry

>> No.11441168

>>11440888
>White female
>Black male

>> No.11441171
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11441171

>>11440888
>Look at that fat fuck buy another pizza. He'll die before we do!

>> No.11441173

>>11441160
No, the graphic is embedded in the pizza tracker, you can block the whole thing, but not just the cancer kids.

And I wanna know when my pizza leaves the store.

>> No.11441184

>>11440888
Why are they baking the cancer children?

>> No.11441186

>>11441155
and of course it's a black male and white female. OF COURSE IT IS. Just make pizza you faggots.

>> No.11441188

>>11441173
Just imagine if the 5 bucks you chipped in made the difference...
now THAT would be a hot slice

>> No.11441189

St. Jude is one of the absolute best charities you can donate to though, anon. Have a heart.

>> No.11441192
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11441192

>>11441186
it changes

>> No.11441198

>>11441192
la creatura..

>> No.11441200

>>11441184
It's the only 100% effective cure

>> No.11441203
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11441203

>>11441198
and another

>> No.11441210

>>11441189
Fuck off, these scams keep us from having real healthcare reform in the US instead of ranking 37th in the world, two positions above fucking Cuba.

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11441216

>>11441168

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11441217

>>11441203
>Dawood left the store
>Dawood
Hope you live to enjoy that comfy 'za and aren't mugged to death by whatever ethnic person that is.

>> No.11441229

>>11441155
>>11441192
>>11441203
>4:40PM
>4:47PM
>4:52PM
Why the fuck is your dominos so fucking fast? I swear my guys must be jerking each other off or something because it'll take 20 fucking minutes for that.

>> No.11441230

>>11441217
I'll be fine, i've had him before, i live in a fairly wealthy area.

>> No.11441232

>>11441216
saved

>> No.11441233
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11441233

>>11441217
rip anon.

>> No.11441247

>>11441188
>Your tip? I gave it to cancer kids
>...
>Just imagine if the 5 bucks you chipped in made the difference...
>now THAT would be a hot slice

Worth a shot

>> No.11441260

Why do you even need the tracker?
Shit has worked mostly fine for 50 years and the delivery boys of olde didn't even had mobilephones

>> No.11441261

>>11440888
Better than that Shriner's shit. God I hate those commercials and that fucking sick hobbit with "hiws adowwable bwanket." The worst is the fucking adopt-a-dog commercials. I don't wanna see dejected good boys, just liquidate them out of the public eye you hippies.

>> No.11441294
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11441294

pizza is here bois
>>11441155
>>11441192
>>11441203

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11441311

>>11441294
Based. op here, I only have two slices left D;

>> No.11441314

>>11440888
Canadian dominos never asks me this. The pizza tracker has a hockey theme too :3

>> No.11441387

>>11441217
It's just pizza, dude.

>> No.11441614

>>11441387
famous last words.

>> No.11441615

>>11441294
Looks old already

>> No.11441626

>>11441294
>getting hand tossed crust square cut
kys

>> No.11441676

>>11440888
Consider ordering actual pizza.

>> No.11441696

>>11441614
Alright, if you wanna be a pussy around brown people giving you food, you do you.

>> No.11441772

>>11441123
Is it wrong for people to choose what they do with their money?

>> No.11441795

>>11441772
Do you lack reading comprehension, anon?

>> No.11441995

>>11440888
Just close your eyes when u order.

>> No.11442043

>>11440888
>>11441155
you know adblock can block images? Block the fucking element retard

>> No.11442072

>>11442043
you can't i've tried, blocking the element blocks the tracker as well.

I use ublock origin.

>> No.11442089

>>11442072
yeah you can, gotta dig around. Either block the image or focus down on the element more.

>> No.11442102

>>11442089
Lmao, it's literally the same element, nothing i can do but block the whole thing.

>> No.11443214

>>11441772
You don't have to donate to the sick kids.
You do have to show some respect for the kids with cancer if you want anyone to show you respect. Complaining about merely having to see them is not respectful.

>> No.11443380

>>11443214
Hold up senpai, I'm gonna go plaster some photos of harlequin babies all over your dining room.

>> No.11443404

>>11443380
You really find looking at a picture of children fifteen minutes before you eat that unpleasant?

>> No.11443407

>>11440888
So stop ordering from them and get pizza from some other chain. There's nothing special about Dominos.

>> No.11443456
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11443456

>>11440888
Childhood cancer is one of the masks worn by Choronzon, dweller in the abyss. We cannot truly partake in the dough of Christ's body and the tomato sauce of Christ's blood until they've been consecrated with transit through the dark night of the soul. An order was placed that man should be prepared to pay the wage of sin, but God so loved the world that he baked his only son, so whoever checks his quality shall be ready for pickup.

>> No.11443460

nothing aids my appetite like dying children

>> No.11443471

>>11443456
Piazzamen brother

>> No.11443757

>>11440941
I always go with the mr crabs line when I get asked shit like this at the grocery store.
Why, what have the children done for me?

>> No.11444984

>>11440888
Racemixers will be killed first

>> No.11446475

>>11442102
I'll order domino's tomorrow and show you how to hide it. I'll make a thread sometime in the evening if this thread is dead.